₦airaland Forum

More evidence that the Nigerian flock is being deceived.

I dont see any of the pentecostal bible-bashers commenting on this story, but you better believe this is a scenario which is being replicated throught the larger percentage of Pentecostal churches, both in Nigeria and abroad.

I hope folks realise that the money Odili transferred to Ikhide Arumemi of Rockson Engineering was later used to float Arik Air. This Arik Air una dey praise to high heavens was used to launder Rivers State money.

It is also not surprising that Rockson Engineering had the 2nd highest performing loan with Intercontinental bank at N36bn.

debosky:
In the two weeks the eminent and coach par excellence Otunba Debosky Okunrin Meta has been in operation, the team has averaged 60 points per week. Multiplying this by 17 would yield a figure of 1020 which would place our eminent establishment at the top of the Nairaland league.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[center]Fantasy League Chief Regulator denies Debosky FC's request for stay of execution[/center]

Following Otunba Debosky Okunrin Meta's proposal that the Fantasy League's regulators postpone their consolidation exercise to the end of January, Chief Regulator Ibime Tamuno issued the following press release:

"I have received a letter from Debosky FC's solicitors asking for a stay of execution with regard to the consolidation exercise. One of the mitigating circumstances put forward by Debosky FC was that their manager Otunba Debosky Okunrin Meta has been indisposed due to ill health and family commitments; hence their poor performance. However, this excuse is inadmissible, as section 234a of the FPL act states that the Fantasy league is not culpable for poor performance of any team brought about by wilful neglect or by force majeure."

"I am also aware of accusations of draconianism and heavy-handedness on the part of the regulatory agencies. However, I refuse to dignify such calumny with a response. Debosky FC have promised to achieve the cut-off by 31st January, however antecedents show that this is an impossible feat. With 445 points in 11 weeks of play, Debosky FC have averaged 40 points per gameweek. Multiplied by 17, this would give Debosky FC a sum-total of 680 points, placing them in 48th position which should ostensibly secure their licence. However, if we apply the same predictive analytics to all week 3 entrants (as well as all other late entrants), Debosky FC would fall back to 60th position, way short of the points needed to pass the consolidation exercise. Hence, there is no reason to extend the consolidation deadline."

texazzpete:
Seems ThisDay, vanguard and others that usually give out these awards are keeping mum this year.

Perhaps this explains the deep hatred Vanguard's editorial staff seems to have for Sanusi?


PS: Silly topic, i know. Eveyone is allowed at least one a year

hehehehehehe

www.saharareporters.com/fplregulation


[center]Fantasy League Chief Regulator proposes consolidation measures[/center]

As part of sweeping reforms designed to ensure capital-adequacy in the fantasy league sector, FPL chief regulator Ibime Tamuno has proposed the consolidation of the fantasy league into 50 teams that will be capitalised enough to guarantee their fans deposits.

A memo leaked to Saharareporters states that Ibime Tamuno is particularly worried about the poor performance of Debosky FC and Chamo Athletic. As a result, he has proposed a cut-off point which will be effected as of January 1st 2010. Any team which is not in the top 50 by said date will have their FPL licence withdrawn. As a result of this measure, officials from the Mergers and Acquisitions Commission have issued an edict to the proprietors of Debosky FC and Chamo Athletic to prepare due dilligence on each other with view to a forced merger by January 2010. This merger will aggregate both teams fantasy scores and allow both teams to pass the consolidation excercise. It is thought that the new legal entity will be named Chamosky Athletic.

Some anti-consolidation forces have accused the Chief Regulator of having a South-South agenda, considering the fact that all four South-South teams – MEND FC, Abonnema Utd, Team Roc and Squode FC - are safely esconced within the top-50 range. However, it is pertinent to note that Tamuno’s traducers all lie in the bottom third of the table and are at risk of losing their licence during the consolidation exercise.

Finally, respected FPL proprietor Jefferson Jnr of BoRat FC has come out in support of Tamuno’s consolidation exercise, stating that not only is BoRat FC working toward establishing their position in the top 50, but they are also working toward their Vision 2010, to establish BoRat FC in the top-10 by the cut-off date of 1st January 2010.

More to follow. . . . .

debosky:
I need to get me act together - 60th place is definitely achievable before January.

After that? I begin my assault on the top 50.

Gimme your username and password. . . . I can transform ya like Chris Brown. . . .

Dont worry, dem confused hippies can protest all they want in Copenhagen. . . . can you imagine white boys protesting cos black leaders wont sign a deal which is rigged to slow their development?. . . . I hope the Third World will continue to stand up for itself at this conference. . . . aw can Western leaders insist on a clause where they emit 2.7 tonnes per person and force developing countries to emit only 1.4 tonnes. . . . shebi dem don see awoof. . . . we must all bear equal responsibility in this climate bizness!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=302710.msg5131915#msg5131915 date=1261050726]Ibime has impressed me this month. . . . .He's been hitting high numbers.[/quote]Shhhhh. . . . . this is top secret. . . . dont blow me cover. . . . Im on a covert operation. 


hehehehehe. . . . I just noticed that Hannibal FC's manager is Rinus Michels. . . . delusions of flucking grandeur!!!

Beaf:
The really critical thing is that it is a Federal Government Court.
We have seen the shame of FG action, the lengths they have gone to protect this man (including flying to London); next thing, the same people will tell us to hold our leaders responsible for any local problems. Joke.

Dont mind them. . . . fools would say hold your leaders accountable in the Niger-Delta. . . whose job is it to hold our leaders accountable if not federal judiciary?

Will Sanusi be hung out to dry when Yara is no longer fit for office? Question mark?

debosky:
I’m not too sure about that - he didn’t burn the place up yesterday, but as far as I remember his only clear chance was crowded out by three Burnley defenders. He could’ve done better with the freekick, but Burnley were snapping into tackles like crazy.

SMH. . . . . I thought you would have understood by now that using the excuse of "he didnt have any chances " doesnt cut it anymore for strikers. . . . Eduardo is simply washed up!!!

BTW, as a staunch defender of Kolo Toure, will you not now acquiesce to my superior analysis that Kolo Toure the house nucca isnt worth two bob?

I feel like David Cameron in the House of Commons when I say "Debosky was wrong on Alex Song, wrong on Toure, wrong on Eduardo, wrong on Eboue, wrong on Denilson and the NL electorate will show his party what they think of his policies at the next general election!!!"  

Kalou is a decent squad player. At least he guarantees 10 goals off the bench every season. Remember he is carrying a knock from the Blackburn game.

Has anyone noticed the points spread between buying and selling players?. . . Fabregas is worth £11.4m on my balance sheet, but he's worth £11.7m on the open market. . . . I wanted to sell him cos he's crocked for Saturday, but the cost to myself would be too great. . . . I may not be able to afford him when he gets fit at £11.7m.

Gayyners, how market?

Yes. . . . . Torres scores!!!!

dayokanu:
Captain Drogba benched, Fernando Torres benched. This is not looking good at all

At least your captainship will pass to someone else like Fabregas.

Torres is my capo, and hes only getting 15 minutes on the pitch. . . . I hope he will score in the next 10 minutes.

We need to play our next few games away from SB. . . . our home crowd are making everyone jittery!!!

This Borini has no strength at all. . . . Carlotti needs to send him back to the gym!!!

Aw d fluck did Borini miss that?

That was a world class dive by Ivanovic.

Are Arses still drawing?

Aneeeeeeeeeeeelkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

mikeansy:
alright then appologies.

No problemo. . . .

***Had to edit the rest of the post for posting wrong info****

mikeansy:
I think you people should speak of the South-East with some respect. You have every right to love or hate the South-East and its politics but decency demands that you accord us some level of respect.

Man, you so sensitive. . . . what this got to do wiv my "disrespect" for South-East. . . . do you think I have disrespect for South-East?. . . . hehehehehe. . . . I no fit shout!

hehehehe. . . . calm down. . . . Im just stating the obvious. . . . personally, I dont give a fluck if Ijaw man becomes President or not. . . . Im not into tribal politics. . . . the obvious fact is that Odili can never win South-South ticket cos Ijaws will never let him cos of several antecedents from his time as Governor. . . . . . thats not my opinion, thats facts on the ground. . . . as a politician, he must be thinking more toward the South-East wiv regard to Presidency, either as a contestant or as a kingmaker. . .

[quote author=Sunny_bobo link=topic=367294.msg5126369#msg5126369 date=1260978470]Why would he run on a South east ticket, Is he a south easterner?
Can Olusola Saraki run on a South west ticket?[/quote]

mikeansy:
I did not know Rivers State was in the South-East ?

All these are geographic demarcations. . . .when that time comes, they will tell you what they mean by power rotation. . . . it has nothing to do with zones and everything to do with ethnicity. . . . Hausa-Fulani, Yoruba, Igbo and Niger-Delta (most probably Ijaw). Odili can never win South-South ticket. Ijaws would burn this b*tch down. He will make a play for the Igbo ticket.

Whilst Odili may not get the Igbo ticket, it does not hurt him to keep his options open. Soludo IMO can be considered a possible rival to Odili in the future.

Dont take this as dogma. Im just musing over why Mary Odili has it in for Soludo knowing that Mary Odili is no guardian of democracy.

mikeansy:
If power is zoned to the South-South there are loads of credible candidates to lead the nation. Odili has no chance.

Odili will never run on South-South ticket. Ijaws would never allow him. He will try to run on South-East ticket, in direct competition with Soludo.

The wife of a thief (Mary Odili) condemns Soludo for undemocratic practices?

Where was the honourable judge when her husband initiated bloodlust in Rivers State in pursuit of his own gubernatorial ambition?

Moral culpability is as damnable as legal culpability. One thing is for sure, Mary Odili is no guardian of democracy. There must be something behind this. Maybe Odili has his eye on the Igbo-apportioned Presidential elections in 2015, when Soludo will be his most potent rival.

presido1:
Silvestre to get contract extension by next yr. Another Arsenal Legend.

BBC rumours page reported that "Arsenal are scared that Silvestre will walk away for free when his contract expires at the end of the season." Legend!

The writer is as impartial as a writer can get.

Pure rubbish!!!

@ Topic


Yes Sir!!!!

This one would make even an infirm old man come alive!

I have said all along that this is the West's attempt to rig the energy market.

Dont panic. . . . rebel countries will buck the trend if it becomes unprofitable for them to keep to the agreement.

I expect Lula of Brazil, Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales to be the first to kick against it.