₦airaland Forum

streetwize:
oi Ibime abeg drop jo. . . .

It must be known/ that Streets is dirty. . .with his musty flow/
I'm Macho Man. . . so watch me clean up. . .  .these Dusty Rhodes!/


He pose and mimic/ biting rappers, though he wont admit it/
cos Streets is made from "bit u men". . .  .and his road is gritted!/
He sold his spirit!/ Which Man U know is so committed?/
My tactics. . . to make this black burn. . .  like Scholes and Vidic/


Im bold and rigid/ You old and frigid/ so know ya limit/
I bring the stadium down. . . when his dome is splitted!/
Flow? Acidic!/ Prose? I spit it/ so exqusite/
Just let em know my name. . . so they know who did it!!!/


You get burnt with a large tyre/ ya current flow doesn’t spark fire/
So leaving alive would be a close shave. . . when I barb wire!/

He's acting brave/ cos he won the last match we played/
but I'll steamroll him. . . and flatten Streets out. . . on aggregate!!!/ 




Warning shots. . . . .

MrCrackles:
160K a week and JT is still fixing unauthorised tours around the Bridge for 10K. . . . .
What a disgrace. . . .
Here you go. . . . . www.newsoftheworld.co.uk
_*SMH*

John Terry is a flucking slowpoke. . . . lemme tell you lot an open secret. . . . JT has serious gambling problems. . . . thats why every summer, he keeps haranguing Chelsea for more money. . . . even when his momsie went to the Wellington hospital for treatment, there was no money left in his card to pay her bill. . . . perhaps thats why his momsie and popsie are always shoplifting and cocaine-fixing respectively. . . . .no matter what you pay the fool, it will never be enough for him. . . .

The Castrol Ranking Index shows that Ibime is head and shoulders above all posters on NL.


I will produce the different indices for comparison tomorrow.

Ibime

Ibima

Ibama

Obama



A vote for Obama Ibime is a vote for change!!! 

streetwize:
Beta pray 4 hell/ dat your safe as hell/ when I dcide ta blaze dem shells
cuz They say cham is solid. . . well I'm here 2 break da spell

Im d best wif text play/ accept d evidence with less rage
or ill present his headless best mate/ in box. . . 2 send Tex' a message

So stop claimin d best guy/ cuz im waitin ta deck ya
while ya girl givin head 2 Streets. . . like muslims prayin in mecca!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . . . . THESE LINES GOT ME CRACKING MY RIBS!!!. . . . . . oh shite. . . . I feel like writing over these Christmas holidays.

Ibime is the only nucca who battled allcomers this year. . . . yes, he won some and lost some, but he never shirked a challenge. . . .he stayed busier than all competitors, often composing freestyles in a matter of minutes in order to keep up with the voluminous number of challengers that wanted to take his crown. . . . He also unified the belts as the undisputed Rap Champ for 10 months straight before a TKO against Streetwise. . . . . thats why my vote for NL Rap battles Man of the Year goes to Ibime!!! 

Sauron aka MetaSin should never make the shortlist having failed to properly clear his name before a jury of his peers.

Where dem Diaby haters at?

1 goal, 1 assist, who wan try?

All dem criticisms of overdribbling is cos he was playing on the wing. You wont see overdribbling when he's playing in CM.

Mancini to get 3 and a half year contract.


Mark Hughes deserves the boot. Here's why:


Kolo Toure - £14m - Unforgivable!

Adebayor - £25m - Ade is back to his old lazy self

Bellamy - £14m for a 29 year old.

Lescott - £24m - what was he smoking? Did he not see Vermaelen, Stephen Taylor or Sebastian Bassong?

Roque Santa-Cruz - £20m for a nucca who has only been injury free for one season in the last 9 years?

The attempt to sign John Terry for £40m Chelsea should have snapped their hand off.


Would you trust this man with transfer funds in January? Its better you sack him now before he wastes more money.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . . . . . 3-0!!!


How market?

I vote for Ibime!!!

debosky:
Citeh is USELESS at defending. . . I must sell any Citeh defenders i have ASAP.

Still think Kolo Toure is a good defender?. . . . what a pile of poo!!!


This week is a write-off for me.

Any nuccas worst nightmare. . . .

Good move!

MEND should relax till Yar'Adull is out of hospital first.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=302710.msg5146680#msg5146680 date=1261231482]Torres just got me -1.

Liverpool players are pillocks.
Buncha undisciplined scrounging Scousers.[/quote]Thats -2 for me then. . . . he's my capo. . . . bas.tard!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . . . . . here we go again. . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362333.msg5143554#msg5143554 date=1261175115]Rodwell is like Makelele[/quote]Is that why Evertons defence is exposed like fowl nyash when the wind blows?

The kind of defensive performances put up by Nicky Butt and Gareth Barry at a similar age would put Rodwell to shame.

Rodwell will never be any bigger than Gareth Barry in his career.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=362333.msg5143466#msg5143466 date=1261173823]Rodwell is 500% better than Jack Wilshere unless you have a permanent pink eye.
Wilshere plays in a much better team thus the facade. . . . .I can't imagine Rodwell in the Arsenal team breaking things up and supplying passes. . . .

Wilshere does not have 1% of Ravel Morrison's talents.
Google Morrison's name cos i am 400% sure you have never heard about him.
He is by far the most talented player in the whole of UK.[/quote]Rodwell is just like Gibson, Fletcher etc. . . . solid but unspectacular.

Wilshere is like Arshavin, Ribery, Rooney, Messi etc. . . . a playmaker with skills that money cannot buy.

I was at Emirates for the Emirates Cup. I was sitting up in the roof watching some short guy run rings around everyone. . . . from where I was, I thought it was Arshavin. . . . the nucca played exactly like I would expect Arshavin to play. . . . it was only when he was substituted that I found it it wasnt flucking Arshavin, but it was Wilshere. . . . thats the greatest compliment one can pay to the boy.

Rodwell is a good player, but lacks the stamina at the moment. . . he just looks elegant to little effect. . . . the difference in Evertons midfield due to the injury of Phil Neville is clear to see. . . . Rodwell cannot step into Phil Neville's shoes as a DM in any regard. . . . . he lacks the stamina and ruggedness. . . . on the other hand, Im 100% certain that Wilshere can step into Walcott, Arshavin or Nasris shoes with little noticable drop-off in quality.

Anyone who thinks Rodwell is better than Wilshere (even presently) needs to go to specsavers.

That quote will be bookmarked for reference.

In a few years, whoever said that will feel sick to the stomach when he realises his stupidity.

Wilshere is presently million miles better than any English player in his age-group.

edoyad:
Actually if you pay for the borehole and extraction of the water from it by yourself why not ? But in a case where the govt has to be the one to invest money to extract the water and make laws that pertain to modalities for It's extraction then the govt should own a fraction of it, dont you think ?

Rubbish. . . . we never asked FG to come and invest. . . . oil coys will fall over themselves to bid for the contract. . . . oil production will not miss a beat if the land owners were the one tendering the contract to oil coys. . . . infact, production will increase. . . .


I am fed up of the arrogance of Nigerians. . . . the fact is, we agreed to become part of Nigeria on a contract where we had ownership of our resources. . . . we agreed to pay 50% tax to the government. . . . some military men brought their guns and changed the contract. . . . well, we dont care. . . . either go back to our original agreement or Pharoah, let my people go!!!

debosky:
Why would you use WU? Wetin do CHAPS and online banking?

Right - name your price and let's go there.

Here's fair. . . .

If you win, Ill Western Union £100 to your mistress at Blue Angel strip club in Aguda .

If I win, you can Western Union £100 to my 3rd wife in Ipukuluama, Okrika, Rivers State.

edoyad:
@Ibime, if Salomon Kalou can play for a top 4 english team i don't see how Watt cannot make Real Madrid.

Sanchez Watt is a pile of poo. . . . I foresee another Jay Emmanuel Thomas. . . . 10 years from now when Sanchez Watt is playing in Division 2, he will be hunting autograph from Salomon Kalou.

debosky:
1-1 at the Dragao

3-0 to the Arsenal at the Emiraati.

£20 bet?

1-1 at Emirates

3-1 at Dragao

You're willing to bet 20 pounds?. . . . I hope thats 20 pounds of gold. . . . International bank transfer costs £25 flat fee, plus a surcharge from the recipient bank. . . . even Western Union would laugh at you if you try to transfer £20.

duduspace:
3. Cut our losses and focus on other players with better attributes (IMO) like Wilshere, Merida and I dare say even Sanchez Watt.

Sanchez Watt? I laugh in Kasa-Vubu. . . . I dont know who told that boy he has a future at Arsenal.

Porto will murder Arsenal. Who wanna bet?

Chelsea to play Inter in last 16!!!!


hehehehehe. . . . .

2-1 to Chelsea.

Watch out for West Hams packed midfield. Their midfield has the anti-dote to our diamond formation. I hope Carlotti would let go of his tactical rigidity and play the opponents, not the system.

It is not surprising that most Lagos kids cannot speak or write proper English.

The Nairaland 'songs you used to sing in primary school' thread shows that most Yoruba kids spend their formative years learning Yoruba songs instead of learning to speak English!!! 

Since the FG has legalised illegality through the Petroleum and Land Acts, the lines between legality and illegality are blurred. Until the FG redresses these injustices, picking on a couple of rogue traders is akin to cleaning the room of cobwebs and ignoring the elephant in the room. I must commend my Niger-Delta bros for their spirit of ingenuity. I have seen an illegal refinery in Ogoni-land on youtube, where boys are boiling crude-oil in crude drums and seperating out gasoline, kerosine, diesel and industrial fuel. One cannot help but admire their never-say-die spirit.

Sagamite:
Fiscal federalism should only apply to what you grow or manufacture or when you provide service, where you keep 50% of revenue and give 50% to government.

Anything that is natural resources (minerals or commodities dug from the ground) should be status quo of 87% to government.

No lazy-arsing by any region. Work hard and be industrial.

Sharrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!!


South-South and South-West got some good proposals.

I wonder who is representing South-East at this meeting? Does the South East know how to build political alliances?

South-South, South-West and South-East should be singing from the same hymn-sheet at this point in our existence.




North-central is OK, but they're not addressing the most pertinent issues.

North-West is chatting crap.

dayokanu:
Press release by Sooting Stars

The management of Sooting Stars have been monitoring developments in the FPL with keen interest and the purported merger and acquisition and we have come with the following statements

- In the spirit of "Survival of the fittest where the Stronger specie prey on the weaker ones I think its fair.

- Our business consultants See this as a way of making the manager of Libran FC and Sooting stars move into the same house and cohabit. This might end up being counter productive as both managers might be distracted from team management duties and focus more on bedroom activities.

- Given the recent happenings in the life of Tiger and Erin Woods. We wont do this without a prenup.

- Sooting Stars has the creme de la creme of the FPL in his team. The Best Keeper- Sorensen, Best defender- Dunne, Best Midfielder- Fabregas and a Strikeforce of Drogba, Torres and Rooney a managers dream.

Compare this to FC Librans who has buncha Obertans, Zamoras, Huddlestone and Collins in her team.

Some years down the line she might want HALF and claim she wants alimony that includes Drogba, Rooney and Torres

We need to consult our spiritual founder. Baba Eleran on the way forward.

hehehehehe. . . . . you are a clown!!!

eldee:
[center][size=16pt]Sir El Gee: We Will Merge with Galacticos FC[/size][/center]

hehehehehehehehehe. . . .