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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The 2009 Summer Football Transfer Thread(Bayern £22m Robben, Inter £13m Sneijdr) by Ibime(m): 2:35pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
tkb417:C'mon mate. . . . I don't get your point . . . na only for Naija wey business model deals solely with income?. . . . . business model deals with operational processes and all that. . . . Perez operational process has always been to sign one galactico per season. . . .and that fits in with his business model. . . . I am simply pointing out that the payments for Ronnie are staggered over 5 years. . . . which means he has still only spent monies equivalent to one galactico this year. . . . WTF are y'all on about?  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 2:21pm On Jun 11, 2009 |
allboyz:In the spirit of debosky, I would like to remind you that you cannot resume something you never started. . . BTW. . . . WTF is wrong with Ancelotti?. . . . his mates are busy making signings whilst he is sunning his pot-belly on a tropical isle. . . . he better wake-up and get to work before July 1st lest all transfer targets are snapped up. . . . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The 2009 Summer Football Transfer Thread(Bayern £22m Robben, Inter £13m Sneijdr) by Ibime(m): 11:12am On Jun 11, 2009 |
biina:Not necessarily. . . . payments for Ronaldo are staggered over 5 years. . . meaning that in monetary terms, Perez has only paid for one galactico this year (Kaka). . . . which is his business model. . . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 11:04am On Jun 11, 2009 |
debosky:* Which is one of the resons why Ronaldo is being sold. . . . I believe that was the tipping point for Fergie. . . * Arshavin has never criticised Wenger. . . .he just complained about his position on the pitch, something Anelka did in the CL final last year, and which players do all the time. . . . that is a darn sight different to saying something to the effect of "We lost the game because the tactics and the way we were set-up was wrong". . . . all managers would resent the implication, as SAF surely did when Ronaldo said what he said. . . ditto Aguirre and Aguero. . . it is completely disrespectful and selfish to say such things openly. . . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 10:44am On Jun 11, 2009 |
@ Debo, Kun is a well known party boy and El poyo loco. . . . I can recall how many times he openly criticised Javire Aguirre's tactics this season. . . . it is practically unheard of for a player to criticise a sitting manager. . . . which is a no-no in my book. . . . these traits of delusions of grandeur were further emphasised in an interview he gave recently comparing himself to Messi and Ronaldo. . . . respondents to the interview curtly told him to concentrate on usurping Diego Forlan as the best player at Atletico before worrying about his position on the world stage. . . his courtship of Maradona's daughter also raised some questions in my mind and in the mind of many others. . . . taking care not to question the validity of the relationship, many pundits still murmured that Aguero has some dynastic tendencies. . . . . of course, none of these fears can be substantiated, but it is enough to make one wary of such a player. . . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Ibime(m): 10:16am On Jun 11, 2009 |
Emperoh:Hammer wetin?. . . . Ronaldo alone is worth £40m in prize money every season. . . . he has lifted Man Utd to a global status they never had before. . . . forget it. . . . we are about to test the theory that Man Utd is a one man team for real. . . . |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:07am On Jun 11, 2009 |
hehehehehe. . . . my friend sharrap!!! |
| Music/Radio › Re: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by Ibime(m): 10:01am On Jun 11, 2009 |
How can Bamsyle compare Jigga, Nas and such freestyles to the stuff Eminem spit there? C'mon mate! AC no be fan! |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 9:54am On Jun 11, 2009 |
debosky:* Please, let those who've been following the kid speak on such matters. . . . we all know the kid is skillful and bla bla bla. . . . but if you have followed the kid like I have, you wouldn't make such predictions with confidence. . . . this could be another Hernan Crespo situation. . . . there is a high possibility that Aguero would be ill-adapted to the rigours of living in England for the reasons I have stated and because of his lifestyle. . . it doesn't matter about his age. . . * Players are bought for their position. . . . I am not willing to see my club spend £40m on a player on the off-chance that he might adapt to another position. . . the fact is that absorbing Aguero in the team right now would require serious structural changes to the way the team plays and possibly changes to personnell in order to find the right players that would be able to click with him. . . . it could be another Deco situation all over again. . . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 9:40am On Jun 11, 2009 |
FBS:This is the most pertinent question regarding these two signings. . . . whilst I am all in favour of signing Pato, I am not so enthused by the prospect of Aguero. . . .whilst Pato can play either side of a 3 man forward-line or in the hole, Aguero can only play as the point man. . . .because of his size, he is also unable to play as a lone-striker, so that forces the team to adopt a 4-4-2 at all times. . . . . 4-4-2 is not Chelsea's system and we don't have the midfielders to play that. . . our wingers are all 4-3-3 wingers (except Malouda) and lack the tactical acumen to play a 4-4-2. . . . also, that would blunt Frank Lampards late runs into the box as he would have more defensive responsibilities. . . besides, it is a fact that Drogba would not click with Aguero. . . 2 different styles of play. . . I also have to cast aspersions on the ability of Aguero to thrive in a non-Latin country. . . . some would recall how he struggled in his first season at Atletico, after setting the Apertura on fire with Independiente. . .whilst Spain is a latin country, my previous point forebodes of adaptation problems, as he struggled initially after making the small jump from Argentina to Spain, much less Spain to England. . . . Aguero's style of play is driven by the latin fire and passion. . . he is so hopelessly latin that I doubt he could survive in Northern Europe. . . . I also question the mental fortitude of anyone so closely linked with Maradona. . . Ariel Ortega, Claudio Cannigia and Juan Veron should serve as a warning. . . . the risk is just too great. . . what if Maradona's daughter no come like London? . . . this is a strong possibilty. . . no, Aguero was born to play in Latin countries. . . thats his style of play and everything about him tells me he is not suited for England. FBS:Shaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap! |
| Music/Radio › Re: Blueprint 3 - Album Of The Year?? by Ibime(m): 7:29pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=278823.msg4006924#msg4006924 date=1244643187][flash=425,344] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwyOfqbP8JU&hl=en&fs=1&" [/flash][/quote]Gotdamn. . . . I take back every bad word I ever said about Em. . . . but why doesn't he spit these kind of raps on his albums anymore? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 6:15pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
^^^^Whats the nonsense above? . . . . I rank that 0.5/10. . . .how can a rapper claim Muswell Hill with pride?. . . . .rap and grime are two different genres. . . . lemme show you how its done son. . . . this is an old verse of mine. . . .Your career’s a Fosbury flop. . . while I raise the bar/ In this game, you get played like an Ace of Hearts/ I’m poised like an angel shark/ so don’t wade too far/ incase I park/ my razor sharp/ teeth in your navel parts/ and crunch like cornflakes/ till ya femur breaks/ . . . as my canines sink into big dog steaks/ plus. . . I only play for big dog stakes!/ so if ya speed down my path . . .best hit y’all brakes!/ cos I flip your weight/ like a forklift truck/ How many dicks can ya LovePeddler lips suck?/. . . Good Question! . . but it’s rhetorical/ . .so don’t consult the oracle/ leave the question hanging. . cos you’d find the answer horrible!/ I’m a muff diver/ spitting out tufts of saliva/ A ruff rider/ She gets roughed up inside her/ I pump fire/ when I be touching and teasing/ Hand over her mouth just to muffle her breathing/ Stand over her mouth when Im dumping the semen/ So hand over ya spouse. . . or Ill stand over ya house/ like King Kong. . . and put my fist through the roof/ The issue is YOU!/ she kissed you and flew/ She wouldn’t miss you. . . so you picked a tissue and blew/ Boo hoo. . . cried ya eyes cos you was loving the ho/ You should be hung on a rope/. . . or strung on a boat/ and dragged across the sea. . .see if ya sunk or ya float/ Or better yet, dumped in a moat/. . . till ya stunk and ya bloat/ . . cos ya gave her the world. . . and left with nothing to show/ . . just a lump in ya throat/. . .while Im picking her shrimp/ Cos she snatched my banana like a cynical chimp/ And you been ridiculed since/. . . you little pitiful wimp!/ In the jungle, a critical limp/ could finish a love-vendor/ survival is vital/. . . predators with impediments. . . go hungry. . . till their flesh end up as sediments/ Im past ‘tense’. . Im ‘nervous’/. . ya past-tense. . .ya murdered/ So have sense/ I couldn't give half cents. . . I'm impervious!/ Get ya ass bent/ and dumped in Tashkent/ suburbias/ where rats attend ya service/ turn ya ass into burgers/ Im an Alpha male. . . while you past ya prime/ . . at prime time, my primates pass the nine/ You primarily just pass the time. . . I pass with flying colours/ And laugh at lying sluggards/. . . my graph is climbing upwards/ Im so greedy. . . I smile when I walk past the needy/ You can’t see me. . . my dough levitate like Houdini/ Featherweights like to be me/ . . . cos Im the Don/ Im Don King. . . Im the King. . you a Donkey Kong!/ |
| Politics › Re: Exposed: Sharist Sanusi L. Sanusi's Bigot Views Of Yoruba & Igbo by Ibime(m): 5:57pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
debosky:On your recommendation, I will read the whole article and give my opinions later. . . |
| Politics › Re: Exposed: Sharist Sanusi L. Sanusi's Bigot Views Of Yoruba & Igbo by Ibime(m): 4:21pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
What do you expect from Yara'Dull? Reading the memoirs of El-Rufai, I found Yara'Dua to be very close-minded, very conservative and to have a history of working with the same Northern power-brokers who have run this country for the last 50 years. He has virtually no experience of living outside the North and no interaction with Southerners. He is a Northern uber-Nationalist and that has been reflected in his appointments over the last 2 years. This is starting to look like the same old story from the 70's, 80's and 90's. |
| Sports › Re: Who Is The Smartest Footballer? by Ibime(op): 1:14pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
mukina2:Don't mind Dr Kit. . . .I wont be 30 till the next Olympics. . . .on the other hand, Dr Kit should be nearing 40 by now. . . . he told me was Senior Prefect at St Gregs in 1989 |
| Sports › Re: Fifa Removes Age Limit On Players Switching National Allegiance! by Ibime(m): 12:57pm On Jun 10, 2009 |
Yeah, Onuoha is the only thing to be gained from this ruling. Even Agbonlahor is not ready for Super Eagles. |
| Politics › Re: Mosop Will Fight Shell Despite $15.5 Million Settlement by Ibime(m): 9:57am On Jun 10, 2009 |
texazzpete:I wonder when you will learn to shut the hell up on issues such as this. If no be blood money then wetin e be? Abi because you work for oil coy, you just close eye dey collect? As I have said on the other thread, it is good that the families of the MOSSOP 8 have been recompensed for the slaughter of their sons. Now, I want to see the families of the hundreds of Ogoni villagers who were slaughtered in 1993 by the Nigerian Army, using Chevron gunboats and helicopters provided by Shell also recompensed. How can a foreign coy sponsor (or at the very least condone) the slaughter of Nigerian citizens. This is our Nigeria! Not some foreigners plaything. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 9:30pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
Scolari has finally found his level. . . . . [center]Luiz Felipe Scolari Appointed Coach Of Uzbek Club Bunyodkor[/center] The Brazilian is heading east - quite a long way east too, Former Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has found himself a new job, albeit in a quite a surprising location. The man who won a World Cup with Brazil and enjoyed some success as coach of the Portuguese national team has resurfaced in Uzbekistan, where he will manage reportedly ambitious outfit Bunyodkor, seen as one of central Asian nation's biggest clubs. "Uzbek football now creates its own success story, especially Bunyodkor with its remarkable dynamism and prospects for the past four years," The Daily Mail reports Scolari as saying. "Completion of a new football stadium in the town of Tashkent, which is scheduled for March 2010, will open a new era for the club. "I know that I am in the right place at the right time and in the right team." Fellow Brazilian Zico has also coached the ambitious club, formed only four years ago, who have ambitions on winning the Asian Champions League. Scolari does have previous experience of working in Asia, having coached clubs in Saudi Arabia and Japan, as well as the Kuwaiti national team. Zack Wilson, Goal.com http://www.goal.com/en/news/584/brazil/2009/06/09/1315315/luiz-felipe-scolari-appointed-coach-of-uzbek-club-bunyodkor |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Fw: School Teacher's Letter To Obama by Ibime(m): 9:21pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
Another Hannity and Limbaugh devotee. . . The bitch is so stupid, she even left her address and phone number. . . . I am sure she is gonna cop it. . . . |
| Sports › Re: Who Is The Smartest Footballer? by Ibime(op): 9:08pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
MrCrackles:Negro please! How do you deduce that? Enoch and I are 1982 kids.  Dr Kitaun:Your father! BTW, Enoch na Naija international o! All these London boys are lucky. Whenever a player drops out of the SE, they call all these razz players to make up the squad. If not guys like George Abbey, Enoch Showunmi, the Sodje brothers, Kayode Odejayi and Sone Aluko no go smell squad. If you are not careful, I will be called up to Super Eagles squad next time they play in London. |
| Rap Battles › Re: " The Freestyle Lounge" by Ibime(m): 5:23pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
I hold no regrets/ I play my cards while you fold on the deck/ So show some respect/ before I put a rope to your neck/ squeeze ya cervical vertebrae while ya holding ya breath/ offer ya lungs to the ozone. . . at the moment of death/ Hold you over a meat grinder while the blades rotate/ Saving grace?. . . I only let the blades graze your face/ I just gave a taste/ of the next obstacle course. . . Cos Ill drop ya balls in the machine. . . like a lottery draw!/ And make ya sing like an opera LovePeddler/ while ya voice change pitch . . . like footballers in a tropical storm!/ I take Gotham to war/ Im a Joker for real/ A joker that be holding the steel. . . so this joke is for real!/ Im dead serious!/ the clown is the one who's caught slipping/ Its too late to slip the clip in. . . the fat lady singing!/ Im off-safety/ and you aint even loaded/ So get ready to get corroded/ and have ya arms folded/ to greet Jesus/ for tryna beef with a street genius/ a unique thesis couldn’t explain my minds' deep secrets/ |
| Nairaland General › Re: Funniest Posts On Nairaland! by Ibime(m): 4:07pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
This one cracks me up: bawomolo: who told you there aren't gay animals? Dede1: Probably, you are one such qualified gay animal. You could be fooling yourself if you think I am slightly surprised. bawomolo: So what do armed robbers and pocket pickers have in common with homosexuals? Dede1: If you can not perceive what the deviants have in common then you are not qualified to engage in this argument. The armed robbers, petty robbers, pocket pickers and homosexuals are all human beings, born by woman and are social deviants. In addition, armed robber, petty robber and pocket picker could add homosexuality as another life style as few homosexuals could add armed robber, petty thief and pocket picker as secondary life style. |
| Politics › Re: Shell Settles Nigerian Death Case by Ibime(m): 2:33pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
Good, thats the Saro-Wiwa family sorted. Now they should file another suit for the use of Chevron and Shell gunboats and helicopter gunships in the slaughter of hundreds of Ogoni civilians in 1993. |
| Sports › Re: Who Is The Smartest Footballer? by Ibime(op): 2:03pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
Jarus:Stoke midfielder Seyi Olofinjana is taking a degree course in sub sea engineering so he can eventually work on oil rigs when he hangs up his boots. It is the second course for the 28- year-old Nigerian, who already has a masters degree in chemical engineering. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1050763/Stoke-Citys-studious-Seyi-does-drill.html |
| Sports › Re: Who Is The Smartest Footballer? by Ibime(op): 1:56pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
Dr Kitaun:Wetin Vincent study? Vincent dey always talk like trader from Abriba. Also I forgot Enoch Showunmi. Silly cos we used to play together at Mill Hill powerleague. He has a degree in Business, although from South Bank University . He was also top-scorer in University of London league every season.I think Graeme Le Saux has a degree as well. And who can forget Le professor of Economics, Mr Wenger, and the former high school PE teacher Jose Mourinho |
| Politics › Re: Terror in Anambra State by Ibime(m): 1:30pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
[quote author=IGWE_USA link=topic=280759.msg3989402#msg3989402 date=1244365979]Once again, this shows that Nigerians can only be controlled with iron hand, and i believe that the only way to stop this menace is to re-organize the BAKASSI boys.  [/quote]How are you sure these robbers are not mostly ex-bakassi boys? Once you show people that wealth can lie at the barrel of a gun, they will pursue it to an ominous end, as happened to many ex-PDP thugs now masquerading as militiants in the Niger Delta. |
| Sports › Re: Who Is The Smartest Footballer? by Ibime(op): 1:22pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
mukina2:Yeah, Shaka won a football scholarship to an American Uni. Thats how he started his career. A lot of those American footballers have some sort of degree or another. |
| Sports › Re: Who Is The Smartest Footballer? by Ibime(op): 1:20pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
How about Sunday Oliseh? Did he complete his degree before he started playing? |
| Sports › Who Is The Smartest Footballer? by Ibime(op): 12:41pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
Who is the smartest footballer? In reaction to my boy Frank Lampard scoring over 150 in his IQ test, I would like to know who Nairalanders think may be the smartest footballer. Just state the footballers name and state his achievement. Socrates - Qualified Doctor Jean Alain Boumsong - Qualified Mathematician Seyi Olofinjana - Currently studying for an MSc in Chemical Engineering. Already holds a BSc Nedum Onuoha - Scored A's in all his A-Levels Fabrice Muamba - Studying for a BSc in Mathematics Salomon Olembe - Qualified Economist Former Tottenham goalie, Espen Baardsen - Currently working for a hedge-fund in the City after completing his BSc. Do you know of any other footballers academic achievements? If so, list them here. . . . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Champions Of England! by Ibime(m): 11:26am On Jun 09, 2009 |
tkb417:Nobody wanted Kaka abeg. You wanna bankrupt Roman? We are looking for fresh young talent. Maybe we will raid Carrington for our next generation of stars. |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by Ibime(m): 9:50am On Jun 09, 2009 |
Akolawole:Ol boy, where you dey since?. . . . I think say dem done kidnap you. . . . |
bite me 
. i heard this during the time his country played england
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