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dayokanu:
Trust Sharon to come up with more idiotic defence

So Wenger was travelling to France from Japan to hook up with Henry.

The Intercontinental cup metamorphosed into World club cup just like many tournaments

Like Jules Rimet Became FIFA world cup, Champions cup became Champions league, King Fahd cup became Confederartions cup and UEFA cup became Europa cup

How many world cups have Italy and Uruguay won?

why would Italy be said to have won the world cup 4 times when they actually won Jules Rimet cup?

Obviously you are low on intelligence but I didnt expect it to be this ridiculous,

Sauron is finished!!!

I might be a bit late on this, but this is the freshest guy I heard in a good minute. . . .





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This guy even sings 



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dayokanu:
Arsenal paid 11 million for Ajax left back Vermaelen -

Braafheid finished far, far ahead of him in the Dutch league player of the year and only costs Bayern 2 million.

Sing along Maga don pay shout Haleluyahh

Yeah, I was surprised Bayern got away with paying only £2m for Braafheid. . . . that is the best value for money signing made this summer. . . . I wonder how Wenger can justify paying £11m for Vermaelen. . . . the dude hasn't played centre-back this year, but left-back. . . . is he planning to get rid of Clichy?. . . . I really cannot makes sense of this signing. . . .

Her name was Ella-Jane/ I met her on the train/
She dropped outta school before she could even spell her name/
Elegant in frame/ but I shut her mouth with cellophane/
Dumb bitch!. . . . but damn, she had one hell of a brain!/
Stella was a dame/ Her skin was black as Cilla/
Her pigment lacked vanilla/ but it was her figure that deliver/
Her hips attract a nigga/ to spit his sack and fill her/
Sex with her, would have been a living action thriller/
Little did she know I’m hung like Silverback Gorillas/
She took one look and ran. . . I think she lacked the liver!/
Little Sally Tiller/ was my primary school sweetheart/
She never know/ but my pecker swole/ when her knees part/
And this is where the beef starts/ cos I offered her my sherberts/
She slapped me till my nerves hurt/ and called me a little pervert!/
I thought that all girls flirt/ like little Sarah Cooky/
We were playing hide and seek with Nina and Whoopi/
Whoopi knew hide and seek could lead to some nookie/
She said “He wouldn’t would he?”. . . . followed by “HOW COULD HE!!”/
I met Rebecca in the club and took that bitch outside/
Told her we was going out to my fixed up ride/
Took her to my man’s Golf. . . and levelled up to par/
This is a funny story, cos I never had a car. . .
but thats’ not what I said when I met her at the bar/

;d ;d ;d

ow11:
Odili's thug (Ateke Tom) went on a violent campaign in Okrika and PH in 2002/03 on behalf of PDP and IYC had to step into the matter leading to the popular war in 2004 (via Asari Dokubo). MEND formed some time after that with the sole aim of violently bringing the Nigerian gov. to the negotiating table.

. . .this is why I ask Texezzpete not to grieve more than the bereaved. . . .lemme tell you. . . . Im from George-Ama and Rufus is my fathers cousin. . .you know which Rufus Im talking about. . . . as you said, Ateke came to my village and burnt it down, leaving everyone homeless on Odili's instruction. . . . subsequently, Atekes boys shot my cousin dead when he went with the Bush Boys and Asari to chase Ateke out of Kirike. . . . so you can imagine how despondent I was when I heard that MEND was supporting Ateke in his beef with JTF, despite being at war with him over the previous years. . .

This is the crux of the issue, and what many people do not understand about MEND. . . . MEND is not an organised structure. . . . it is a grouping of different warlords (criminals),who are largely left to their criminal devices. . . .it is an open-source organisation where each warlord is left to his own device, but take instruction from a central command when political activities need to be carried out. . . . it is hard to rationalise how a coalition of criminals could be fighting toward a legitimate political goal. . . . . but this is no different to America employing pirates to patrol its waters and provide its maritime security in the years after independence. . . . it wont be the first time criminals have been co-opted into a political struggle. . . . whilst I wouldn't trust any particular band of MEND warriors, I do trust the central command. . . .Ateke and the rest of em will pay for their sins. . . . but that does not take away from the struggle. . . it is too important to get sidetracked. . . . I am still waiting for someone to tell me why MEND would risk life and limb travelling 250 km into the Atlantic to blow up Bonga oil flow for no apparent monetary gain if their goals are not political. . . .

Whilst we can all agree that the situation is not ideal, they say it takes two to tango. . . . I am wary of mindless drones bleating on about non-violent approach to conflicts when empirical evidence shows that most emancipation fights usually go down violently. . . .if the Nigerian Government was the British Government, then this point may have some legs, but I am waiting for someone to show me where a black African people have been emancipated from black African oppressors without the use of violence. . . infact, save for a few well-known examples such as Ghandhi, Nkruma, Azikiwe et al, most emancipation struggles do start with violence. . . it is pertinent to note that most of these non-violent struggles were successful against civilised Governments. . . . on the other hand, 90% of oppressed people are under oppression to Governments who do not know the meaning of the word. . . . if you deny people dialogue, it will inevitably lead to violence. . . even the uber-civilised Americans had to pick up arms to free themselves from their British masters. . . . Britain, and Europe as a whole learnt a harsh lesson from the American revolution and that informed their approach to conflict resolution. . . . however the case is different in most other parts of the world. . . . how were the Balkans Balkanised?. . . . how did Ethiopia ward off Italy's imperialistic advances. . . . and on and on and on. . . . for every successful non-violent emancipation, I can name 3 violent ones. . . . therefore, it is important for mindless drones to consider the evidence before bleating their ridiculous mantra. . . . I would like to remind one particular mindless drone (Bamowolo  ) that Umkhoto We Sizwe only ended its operations in 1990 after the South African Government came to the negotiating table, since he keeps fallaciously claiming that ANC shunned its violent activities. . . in 1983 alone, Umkhoto was responsibe for 73 deaths. . . . even as recently as 1986, they chalked off more than 30 bodies. . . .


Now onto the kidnapping thing. . . .there is no doubt a lot of criminality involved. . . .and as some have mentioned, kidnapping foreigners may not be the best PR move. . . . but since pres-elect keeps bleating on about kidnappers, I would like him to provide a comparative analysis of volumes of kindapping in Anambra state and Delta State, Rivers or Bayelsa. . . . let us account for which ones are tied to common criminality and which ones are tied to the struggle. . . . . I personally know one dude I grew up with who they tell me can get you kidnapped. . . . but I sure as hell know he's got nothing to do with MEND. . .

oyb:
its easy for people beyond the shores of nigeria to glorify and romanticize mend, but i wonder what the people at ground zero think of them.

Address me directly if you have a point to raise. . . . but I think this question is better posed to those on ground zero such as OW11 and WilyWily. . . .do they share contraire views?

^^^ hehehehe. . . . . is that a potshot at me. . . . you have to do better than that if want me to bother with picking up my pen to respond. . .

OYB MEND. . . . I take issue with your suggestion that Saro-Wiwa sabotaged federalism. . . . I don't wanna put my family history on the internet, but Saro-Wiwa was a family friend of ours as was GB Leton, his rival in the Ogoni movement. . . . the ONE Nigeria that Saro-Wiwa advocated for was a ONE-Nigeria under federalism. . . .of course, that was reversed only a few years after the war. . . . I do not know whether Ojukwu wanted to run Biafra under a federal structure, but whichever way, Saro-Wiwa and his compadres at the time never kicked against federalism. . . the ONE Nigeria they were under was a federal one. . . and in fact, there is no reason for that to change. . .

texazzpete:
Once again you show your limited comprehension skills. I stated that the ANC did not achieve victory through violence. Was there a civil or rebel war going on when the whites left power? What's the point of bringing up Steve Biko in this discussion?
The point is clear; it was not threat of violence and/or murder that brought about the end of white rule in south africa. It's a simple point, clearly made. It's a pity you're too dense to understand.

ANC did not achieve victory through violence. . . . but the same violent militants such as Joe Slovo, Mandela and Zuma were the ones the whites called when they wanted peace right?. . . . how does this fit in with your point?. . . . look, don't confuse issues. . . . the whites left power because they were facing a revolution which was reaching critical mass, both on the streets and on the international scene. . . . whether there was shooting at the time of power hand-over is irrelevant. . . . violence was a legitimate tool of the ANC so stop talking out of your backside. . . . the Niger-Delta is not trying to defeat Nigeria, so you can have no qualms over violence. . . .all sabotage operations are to bring Nigeria to the negotiating table. . . . when Nigeria is at the negotiating table, then you can start to make unfavourable comparisons with ANC if violence continues. . .we are not at the negotiating table. . . . the negotiation is non-negotiable. . . and that negotiation is about federalism. . . . until discussions open on that, there will be no cessation to the sabotage. . . .and if soldiers stand in the way of that sabotage, the direct consequence is violence. . . and Saro-Wiwa's story should pre-empt any stupid thoughts you might have that Niger Deltans are not the ones seeking dialogue. . . . time and time again, your government has proved that it is the one avoiding dialogue. . .

texazzpete:
As i've noted before, i live in the Niger Delta. In fact, i've lived there for the past four years now. I am directly affected by the insecurity caused in part by the criminals you idolize.
One wonders why you haven't come back to assume your rightful place in the creeks, joining in the fight instead of staying safely afar and cheering able-bodied young men to their deaths.

I couldn't give a rats-ass where you live. You chose to be there. Just do your work and forget the political arguments.

Gunners, make una see as this guy dey yab una. . . . 


[center]Arsenal Lead Chase For PSG Star Mamadou Sakho's Signature – Agent[/center]

The agent of promising centre-back Mamadou Sakho has declared that his client could be heading for a PSG exit,

Arsenal's defence may be bolstered this summer by Paris Saint-Germain's teenage prodigy, Mamadou Sakho, according to the Frenchman's agent, Tim Hager.

Arsenal could well land the defender, but Hager claimed that the Gunners are "too cheap".  

Sakho has also interested Bayern Munich and Barcelona. The defender's destination of choice, though, is the Premier League.

The player's representative told Sport, "He will be moving clubs this summer. Arsenal are interested, but the club are too cheap at the moment."

Regarding the likelihood of a summer transfer, Hager said, "I think a transfer will happen soon. He wants to play football in England and Arsenal are a good club, however, Manchester United are a better club.

"Arsenal want him, but Manchester United [do] not. Barcelona in Spain, and Bayern Munich in the German league are also interested.

"The most interested club is Arsenal, they want him the most. Bayern Munich are a top European club, so I think it will be Bayern or Arsenal."

When pressed as to what Arsenal fans could expect should the deal be finalised, Hager spoke highly of the 19-year-old.

"He is not a Laurent Blanc," he said. "He is the new Lillian Thuram, or probably the new Marcel Desailly,  Yes, the new Marcel Desailly."

Alan Dawson, Goal.com

These people better get it in their head that Ribadu is no longer a citizen of Nigeria, but a citizen of the world. . . .and is not answerable to their mago-mago politics. . . .

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=282953.msg4018775#msg4018775 date=1244816447]ken saro wiwa was doing a good job b4 violence came in. . . and he blew it all, lost his life and the struggle waned after his death.[/quote]It is better not to talk about sturvs you don't know about. . . . sciolism is a disease. . . Saro-Wiwa did a good job from start to finish. . . . violence never came into his struggle, not even for one minute. . . . he organised a peaceful march, and helicopter gunships showed up to mow down the protesters. . . . this was followed by the deployment of troops to Ogoni land and the arming of Andoni and Okrika tribes to fight against the Ogoni over some hitherto settled land disputes. . . . it was a sorry, sorry situation and laid a perfect template for how the Nigerian Government kills peaceful protest by stigmatising and labelling Niger-Delta peoples as criminals. . . . then finishing them off. . . .

Obviously Pres-elect has never heard of Saro-Wiwa. Using shoddy examples such as Anambra (where the security situation is comparable to Niger-Delta) and Obasanjo shows how stunted your reasoning is. Like someone said on this thread, you can label all you want, e no bala us. Like I said before, your motives are clear . . . . so buzz off.

Texazzpete is another stunted individual whose motives are clear. On the other thread, he was laughing at the fact that the proceeds from Niger-delta oil were described as blood money, giving the excuse that we all eat from this blood money. I know you eat from the blood money, but the same does not apply here. To show how stunted his reasoning is, he brings up the ANC as an example of peaceful protest. Maybe the doofus never heard of Steve Biko or Umkhoto se Sizwe.

I wonder why these idiots choose to focus on the Niger-Delta issue so fastidiously. Can you cry more than the bereaved? Let those of us from Niger-Delta stock say what the struggle means to us and decide who we choose to support or not.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=157494.msg4018072#msg4018072 date=1244808150]I'll beat Fokasibe beyond the shadow of a doubt, unless we battlin at night[/quote]whoa. . . . some good lines in there but every so often you come across a murderous line and you just have to say "whoa!"


Sauron, I wouldn't mind a rematch if you wanna set it up. . .

This man is living proof that age is not directly proportional to wisdom.

No need to be alarmist. . . . elections to select representatives to the EU always swing right. . . .some at the EU would have all nations fulfilling the roles of states whilst the EU acts as a confederacy, hence people always vote to the right to protect national sovereignty. . . .in Holland, the Dutch version of the BNP actually came second in the elections. . . . so I wouldn't be worried about the BNP picking up one or two votes here and there. . . the holocaust is not coming!  

ofokasibe:
where is that prawn cracking brash and ibime salome aka madame

hehehehe. . . . this is not the first time you have taken pot-shots at me and it wont be the last. . . . I admire your fastidiousness. . . . but a lion cannot concern himself with a mere fly. . . . them say pesin wey argue with craze man go resemble craze man himself. . . . . Jay Z cannot battle Soulja Boy. . . so please go siddon  

A military base would not be a bad idea in Nigeria. . . . it would make them idiots think twice before plotting military coups. . .

[quote author=pres-elect link=topic=282953.msg4015205#msg4015205 date=1244757802](1.) they can go to hell. the problem in niger-delta can never be won with violence. u can try. mend can never have the sympathy of the nation. not after all those kidnappings of children and elderly people. what kind of human beings can kidnap a 3 yr old?

(2.) if the only people that can fight for the rights of ijaw people are child kidnappers, then i can say. . . the ijaw people are amongst all peoples, the most miserable[/quote](1.) First of all, no kidnapping of any 3 year old has ever been claimed by MEND. . . . infact MEND have never claimed any kidnappings apart from that of expatriates. . . . 3 yrs olds get kidnapped in Anambra, Abuja, Lagos, Owerri etc. . . . but when one is kidnapped in Niger Delta, it is conveniently attributed to 'militants'. . . .

(2.) hehehehe. . . . your motive is quite clear, you bigot. . . . buzz off.

desgiezd:
Today, we hear a lot of talk about criminality hijacking our noble struggle and for that reason everyone must be treated as criminals and exterminated.
Criminality is in every facet of the Nigerian society. Have you noticed that the fish starts to get rotten from the head?

While calling the kettle black, criminals can be found in the armed forces, the customs, police, immigration, ministries, banking sector and National Assembly. I am sure you have been reading one scandal or the other by the same men who order you to be sent to fight an unjust war while they relax in the comfort of their home or guest houses heaping a fortune for themselves and immediate family.

A very succinct point!

Look at you guys. . . . I don't need to give link. . . . Chelsea Chief Spanish scout just announced that there is no hope of signing Villa because he is already in advanced talks with Madrid. . . . just heard that on BBC radio sef. . . no transfer is more predictable. . . Madrid have resigned Negredo in order to send him to Valencia as part of the deal for Villa. . . . whilst most people diss goal.com, one should know how to filter good news from the bad. . . . as of yesterday evening Valdano announced that they were in talks with Ronaldo. . . goal.com reported it. . . this morning, BBC finally latched on to it, making it official. . . Villa is a done deal as well, just like Ronaldo. . . and Im happy. . . .I dont wanna see anyone over 25 coming to Chelsea. . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=157494.msg4012906#msg4012906 date=1244730246]So you'll probably have a seizure before you finish your watery verse[/quote]I finish your watery verse/ but first I gotta order dessert/
I put ya jaw in the dirt/ when my auto reverse/
I go to war with a smurf/ like Gargamel/
wrap you in a Spartan veil/ dispatch you to the darkest part of Kharma's hell/
where the heartless dwell/ martyred to the darkest arts and spells/
while Im chilling in the Taj hotel/
sniffing crystals that the narcos sell/
It aint hard to tell/ Im hotter than a lava swell/
suck breeze out ya lungs till ya heart start to starve ya cells/
My target fell/ when I adjust the rifle scope/
You motherfuckers dying broke/ I snuff you with a bible quote/
and stuff you in a duffel bag and dump you in recycle floats/
and that is what you get . . . for phucking with this Michael bloke!/

Villa has already signed for Madrid. Make una dey there dey speculate. . .

debosky:
Unless you have developed some strictly held to definition for galactico beyond 'superstar joining Madrid', then he remains a galactico to me.  He can be both Amancio and Galactico at the same time - he is the 'best in spain' ans well as 'superstar'  .

Are you finished googling? 

Villa can never be a galactico. . . . he lacks the worldwide appeal and ability to attract sponsorship. . . a galactico is not just down to performance on the pitch. . . . it is a business model, which Perez claims is self sustaining. . . if galactico was tied to pitchside performance alone, Beckham woud not be a galactico. . . hence Villa is not a galactico. . . . QED!

Please, Gayyners should go and siddon. . . . I am a Chelsea fan and I dont subscribe to the notion of Titi being the greatest. . . . Ronaldo put fear in the hearts of all across the land, and I am celebrating his departure. . .  .Titi can never be the greatest cos he never did it on the world stage. . .  he was outscored by a winger and you wanna compare him to a winger?. . . . go siddon!. . . . even this season, theres no doubt that Ronaldo deserved all the individual awards, not Giggs or Gerrard. . . its just that people are fed up of his behaviour. . . . but on the pitch, Ronaldo has been head and shoulders above everyone for the last 3 years. . . . without taking anything away from Henry, what we considered to be superior technique in England was laughed at when he got to Barca and started miscontrolling passes. . . . Henry is not far removed from his peak. . . . he is still only 31 or so. . . yet Messi outshines him mercilessly. . . and Ronaldo competes with Messi on an equal footing. . . who would think a winger could score 42 goals in England?. . . thats mind boggling!. . . . even this season, Ronnie is top scorer in all competitions despite missing the 1st 2 months. . . pls pay respect where it's due. . .

debosky:
@ Ibime

Don't look now, but by spending 37m (euros) on Villa, Perez might have succeeded not only in gazumping Chelski again, but also defeated your 'one galactico per season' business process. 

Does 1 Kaka, 1/5th Ronaldo and possibly 1/5th Villa equal one galactico per season to you? 

Road side mathematician ke? That is too sophisticated, you are a gutter-side mathematician. 

How many times do I have to school you on footie matters. . . . if this continues, I will have to charge a fee for my services. . . . how can Villa be a galactico?. . . . Villa is not a galactico, he is an Amancio. . . . now google that and get back to me. . .

Personally, I am very happy that Chelsea is staying out of the market for now. . . . I do not believe in buying when the market is high. . . . I have always preferred that Chelsea adopt a sustainable model even if that means lack of success in the short run. . . . money is no issue. . . . Ronaldo is only worth 2/5th of Abramovic's latest yacht. . . . again, money is not the issue. . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg4012931#msg4012931 date=1244730484]Take the 80 mil, buy Villa, Huntelaar and Sneijder.[/quote]That would be the downfall of United. . . Sneijder is currently overweight and is suffering from some issues having broken up with his chick. . . . thats why he hasn't been playing for Madrid since January. . . they say he is very unprofessional. . . . Huntelaar has nothing to contribute outside the penalty area in terms of build-up play. . . this was a major problem that Madrid found out only after he had been purchased. . . only Villa would have something to offer. . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268431.msg4012931#msg4012931 date=1244730484]Debosky is too excited to think rationally.
He has been jizzing his pants ever since Ronaldo's news filtered through as if it guarantees a trophy for Arsenal next season.[/quote]

debosky:
I admit I made mistakes, but I still consider the 2000 win to be within the galactico era.

I was simply going by Eastbay's assertion that Carlos and Raul were galacticos.

2000 UCL cup win can never be considered to be under the galacticos era cos it was won under Lorenzo Sanz, not Perez. . . .

debosky:
Talking while furious is always bound to end up with idiotic mistakes. 

Was Ronaldo not at the club in 2000? Was he not recognised as a galactico? Was he not acquired by Perez? Roberto Carlos and Raul were galacticos? Weren't they part of the 2000 win?

With the above facts, it is CLEAR that the 2000 win is obviously within the galactico era so my statement is very valid. Call it short cut route - winning 2 CLs in 6 years is something ANY CLUB would desire.

Talking when drunk also leads to silly mistakes. . . .

How can Ronaldo be at the club in 2000 when he joined after 2002 World Cup?

Sciolism is a disease. I would like to think that mistake was genuine. Everyone knows Ronaldo has never won UCL. Hardcore footie guys like Dayo can never make such mistake. . . 

Damn it. . . even Figo wasn't at Madrid in 2000 UCL tournament. . . there were no galacticos in that team. . .

I was trying to explain Perez philosophy to you on the other thread, but you are too arrogant to learn. How can Raul be a galactico?