₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,307 members, 8,430,306 topics. Date: Saturday, 20 June 2026 at 09:43 AM

Toggle theme

Ibime's Posts

Nairaland ForumIbime's ProfileIbime's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 493 494 495 496 497 498 499 500 501 (of 1681 pages)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:19pm On May 31, 2022
raumdeuter:
Larride is it true that Buhari has taken Tinubus breakfast into the fridge ready to serve?
grin grin cheesy

Guyman say he want pick him successor

https://www.nairaland.com/7154992/2023-want-pick-successor-support

But Buhari is so weak and doesn't know how to negotiate or do give-I-give, they may ignore him. How will you start talking of your successor just few days to primary. This guy na real Baba Go slow
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 7:11pm On May 31, 2022
The comment on this thread are hilarious, showing that most Nigerians consider 2nd amendment to be a laughable proposition

https://www.nairaland.com/7155117/shooting-incident-xavier-high-school

But the Umudike Republicans on this thread who live in alternative reality in American Metaverse will be arguing with agidi that citizens owning guns wotowoto is normal

No comment on Wike and Atiku buying delegates with billions of Naira, but defending second amendment like whose great-grandfather was a cowboy exterminating indians
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 6:33pm On May 31, 2022
According to the brainwashed, guns won't be a problem if we get rid of the mad people

Show me a country without mad people

Umudike Republicans that can't drive in orderly manner without a mad man controlling traffic

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:21pm On May 31, 2022
raumdeuter:
ibime have you seen this?

https://www.nairaland.com/7154226/wike-spent-30-billion-delegates
Na small work be that. Imagine wetin he go done budget for the election proper if he won the ticket.

Dakuku wey dey talk no talk Amaechi own. All these guys are guymen comrades, na only fallout with Jonathan cause Wike and Amaechi to drift. I dey the same compound with Amaechi and Dakuku been dey stay for Amaechi BQ, while Wike lived not far away in town.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Havertz10:
If you notice, lately chatter about the special military operation in Ukraine is very low

Even Nairaland front page that usually hosts articles of Ukrainian wins, haven’t posted anything for a while


I don’t need to explain why, all I will say is Russian reputation was vastly understated

Those guys are professional and very good, if world war should break out today, my money is on Russia

Будем здоровы Mother Russia
See shamelessness. Common Ukraine wey dem dey struggle with for over 3 months now for few local Govt areas.

Meanwhile Russian supermarkets dey lock butter inside anti-theft devices. Their suffering is just beginning like the man who dared his chi

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:56pm On May 31, 2022
Elder0001:
Lots of people blaming Tambuwal for Wike's loss. I wonder what makes them think Tambuwal would've gotten up to 130+ votes assuming he didn't step down for Atiku. With or without Tambuwal stepping down, Atiku would've still floored Wike although the margin might have been smaller.
The swing is actually around 65. If Atiku loses 65 and Wike gains 65, they'll be neck and neck
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:54pm On May 30, 2022
iamoyindamola:
Apart from lewandowski and Muller
How's makaay, Gomez, elber etc prolific
Lmao these guys are only good with head
Only Jancker, Gomez and Pizarro wack for that list

Toni is a funny one cos he can hammer one season and look absolutely shocking the next season

Elber was a 7/10 all round player but not that prolific and not really a head man

Makaay was a beast in everything. I so like that player but he didn't make waves on International scene, probably due to the presence of Van Nistelrooy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
donjazet:
You DO NOT know this for a fact. It's all conjecture at this point. The way you put that together in your head is the same way I personally believe that Peter obi refused to settle for less this time and decided that in the case of PDP, it would be his way or high way. It's very important to note that the expanding supporters this man has garnered was not even by his efforts. The influencers that started pushing his name out did it of their volition and it just sparked from there unlike Tinubu and the rest who are using troll farms and paid supporters to set and boost their narratives.
Nobody knows anything for fact in Nigerian politics, it's all informed speculation, but we can rule out your thesis that he was disgusted with dollarisation because he was there for 2018 dollarisation and was happy to go with it.

Also I don't see what Atiku has to gain by selecting a powerless man in the South who can't "deliver" a state unlike a Southern Governor who will deliver. Obis underlings even got trounced in Anambra. If you are Atiku, you will be going for a strongman in the South with money and rigging machinery that can deliver you one or more of Delta, AkwaIbom or Rivers and has money to mobilise. Also Southern Governors kicked against him as VP. If Atiku should alienate the Southern Governors by picking Obi, he is creating a big problem for himself. Wike, Udom, Delta and co would not back him and fund him like in 2019 if that were to be the case.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:45pm On May 30, 2022
donjazet:
I agree with you.
It really surprises me that Ibime is not taking the dollarization of our politics seriously and decides to just make a caricature of the issue. It's a bit disappointing, ngl.
If only more Nigerians were like you bro, the place go better. But for now we are just enjoying the clown show because we are no longer shocked or surprised. The same thing happened in 2018 primaries with Atiku, Kwankwaso and Saraki outbidding each other, with Atiku going up to $9k. And Peter Obi who witnessed it all still agreed to be his vice. I put it to you that Peter Obi quit not because of dollarisation (he long expected and normalised such behaviour), but because he was informed that Atiku won't consider him as vice. He is one of them, like every other major party politician, and he only entered the race to prove his popularity in order to be considered for vice.
CrimeRe: Woman Assaulted On a Train In NYC by Ibime(m): 10:36pm On May 30, 2022
That man is clearly a mad man. People did what they do when they see a mad man on rampage - they mind their business.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 1:40am On May 30, 2022
GloriousGbola:
if belavino spends enough time on stormfront - he will also be able to justify the murder of any of those kids that was not white - after all their parents are dirty mexicans or lazy blacks or whatever else his hard right masters have to say about browns and blacks tongue
He is a thick coon who gets his worldview from Nazis. That's why he will pick up white supremacist information like "George Floyd put his gun to a pregnant white woman's belly" and the coon isn't smart enough to decipher who is feeding him information and it's intent. How is the racial make-up of the woman of any relevance except to appeal to racist feeling. In reality, the woman was Hispanic and wasn't pregnant. It is one thing rooting for a political side, and it is another being a dumb cøon who can't decipher the source and intent of messaging, and willingly spreading Nazi messaging.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:06am On May 30, 2022
izzou:
[color=royalblue] Donstan18 and Popiziano

4 pages +

E never do? [/color]
It's gonna be a long preseason
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Leave My Job And Japa To The UK by Ibime(m): 8:41pm On May 29, 2022
sukkot:
TOO MUCH VAWULENCE cheesy . anyway you know to say that you are a high income earner in the UK MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. because high income earner in the UK starts at 40k per annum but truly 40k is nothing after they remove tax and rent and council tax etc etc. and speaking of basic amenties in the UK to be honest with you unless you are just a sickler who needs the NHS all the time,, i dont see any special basic amenities in the UK. as per 300 per clothes weekly you cant understand it because you dont have 4 growing children who need to upgrade school unform and house clothes and pajamas all the time. E GET WHY OYINBO PEOPLE DEY ONLY BORN 1 PIKIN, ITS NOT BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE CHLDREN, CHLDREN ARE EXPENSIVE N THE UK. as per the MOT alright a slight exagerration but its only a 9 pound exaggeriation. 9 pounds is nothing. also consider the tv license a slight exagerration. however keep in mind i didnt even mention income tax and phone line for 4 children and so that guy wth his 4 kids in order to be slightly above poverty line has to earn before taxes about 1500 pounds a week aka 6000 a month aka 4.8 million naira a month. if he earns less than this ? he is in the poverty category and it will be a life of struggles
Oga who dey spend £300 per week on clothes in UK. Is he Hushpuppi?

Baba Jedisco, you get strength oh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:53pm On May 29, 2022
Havertz10:
ibime and dayo are fond of it, I can understand why it’s used for bants and trivial issues but serious conversation that we can both learn from, and these men will be playing game of verbal attrition with you, especially ibime
Wetin you dey yarn now. I no understand
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:31pm On May 28, 2022
Elder0001:
Atiku must win abeg. Wike na stingy guy.
If he becomes president, money won't go around. But I believe with Atiku, it will be just like the good old days. cheesy
Make man flex.
You be father of corruption cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:28pm On May 28, 2022
EmmanuelScott1:
delegates cashing out, but Sahara sha

https://www.nairaland.com/7149807/pdp-primaries-delegates-receive-50000
Raumdeuter your guys never hit target oh

“Each of the PDP delegates has got $50,000 for now; Wike, 15,000 dollars; Atiku, 20,000 dollars; Saraki, 10,000 dollars and Tambuwal, 10,000 dollars,” one of the sources said.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Ibime(m): 2:12pm On May 28, 2022
Luckyss:
Boss please which particular day in July is the Q2 GDP results coming out? I really appreciate all your contributions here
Usually the last week of the following month so from 22nd July to end of July
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 1:59pm On May 28, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Don’t mind them

Conte is buying Perišić as his first choice who is 33 ,once guardiola go for younger players and pay more they will be insulting guardiola as if it’s by force to buy someone at 33 for a cheaper amount ,Perišić might be done after 2 years in the epl ,guardiola will
Always build a team for the future
Nigga is buying within his budget, Una still dey twist am

You think a nigga that can afford brand new private jet will willingly buy tokunbo?

Continue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:52pm On May 28, 2022
Oasis007:
grin

Wike with Kano Delegates...... Dollars na Naira mate?!
grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 10:15am On May 28, 2022
basilico:
If some guy knows there is armed personnel he wont go shooting up it whether its a teacher or a guard who could be armed.
That was my point. You don't know who will blow your brains out.
Gunmen go to places where they know people are unarmed, schools, movie theatres etc.
Why dont they attack police stations?
You are such an im.becile.
Quit your foolishness. Timeline of events call büllshit on your Armed Guards theory. A suicidal man will claim lives before they can neutralise him.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:49am On May 28, 2022
Nezzjnr:
Who is Mamman Daura in Apc?? cheesy cheesy

You think say him dey play state politics with you?? cheesy cheesy


Make June 6th reach first... You go sabi who be Mamman Daura
Are you saying Mamman Daura will dissolve all delegates like Abacha? cheesy

We no go gree oh. Our delegates must reap the fruit of their labour.

Cruise catchers wish to see our able CBN Governor matching Tinubu dollar for dollar so we can die with laughter grin
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 1:17am On May 28, 2022
basilico:
If some guy knows there is armed personnel he wont go shooting up it whether its a teacher or a guard who could be armed.
That was my point. You don't know who will blow your brains out.
Gunmen go to places where they know people are unarmed, schools, movie theatres etc.
Why dont they attack police stations?
You are such an im.becile.
Be quiet. There are 250,000 schools in America.

Nobody will pay tens of billions just so your people could keep their stüpid culture. . . Tens of billions on the off-chance they kill the gunman before he kills anyone or they themselves

How do you expect them to operate Dumbsilico. Check everybody coming into the building, at which point the gunman shoots em while they are checking ID. . . or hang around in a room waiting for sounds of gunshots, then react. . . .by which time some students are already dead
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:53pm On May 27, 2022
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Not trying to say you're wrong

But you think Jonathan just woke up, abandoned a party he probably had a lot of supporters, paid 100 million and joined a new party, contested his eligibility in court, has the knowledge that he has no structure in this new party, and all other variables for NOTHING?

I know humans are stupid, but nobody would be this stupid

Jonathan has been backed by people in that party. Images of him and Mamman Daura have sufficed.

I believe he is backed by the President. Whether he will win or lose is another story entirely.

But yes, someone, obviously bigger than the aspirants is urging him on[/color]
You are right. I first read of Buhari meeting GEJ to whine him to run for APC in January in Saharareporters and it stands to reason that a guy with no delegates will not move somewhere to contest without a powerful hand moving him.

Whatever happens now will be a contest between Buhari and Tinubu I think. And I doubt Buhari has the nous to take Tinubu out, but GEJ must think so to throw his hat in.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibime(m): 11:45pm On May 27, 2022
basilico:
You are a creep.
If you know some trained marksman is in the compound you will not try gunning in. Why not sit in your mommies basement and shoot yuor skull out instead of someone else shooting your brains out?
An armed trained person with a pistol can take you out.
you claim that an AR-15 semi auto is ultimate.

Want some examples?
Go and clean your brain with bleach. No teacher is walking around school with gun to satisfy your twisted fantasy

Unlike what you may be used to in Umudike, teachers and students have confrontations all the time and there is more likelihood of a gun going off from teacher to student than that teacher ever stopping a mass shooting. At that point you will start telling us how the teacher was "standing his ground" like Rittenhouse by pumping bullet in the student when the student threw an object at him in class. Stupid man.

Have you ever seen a teacher have a meltdown? I have many times. In Umudike a teacher having a meltdown will bulala your back to pieces, I won't want my teacher having a meltdown with a gun in his/her waist please

Teachers have enough to deal with in Western schools than worrying about the effect having a gun in classroom will have. Some students with fractious relationship with the teacher won't even want you to bring a new dimension to their classroom. Mumu man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:20pm On May 27, 2022
andrewbaba44:
Decent CB bawo ,Christian Romero is class and he is spurs best cb ,you should be suggesting a CB to partner Romero and not these ones
I weak oh. Baba Griffon has been watching too much NPFL. Man said Sanchez, that comedy defender
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:16pm On May 27, 2022
raumdeuter:
All the stronghead Wike is making just doesnt make sense to me even Atku would be confused on who dey give am mind
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:15pm On May 27, 2022
PDPGuy:
A GEJ v Atiku matchup is a win for GEJ.

In that contest:
- both candidates will split almost equally the NW
- GEJ will overwhelmingly carry the SW, SE (only because many high profile SE politicians have left the PDP), NC
- The SS may be split if Atiku nominates a South-southerner as his running mate.
SS is not splitting anything with GEJ on ticket except Delta Government (who hate GEJ for the Ibori affair) that will rig 30% for Atiku
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:08pm On May 27, 2022
raumdeuter:
Wike in his private moments will know he cannot win nor rule Nigeria

If I tell you a silly theory I have that Tinubu is behind this Wike attempt to stay firm in PDP and scatter thing thus making it rough for Atiku or breaking the party up so Atiku won't have the coalition needed

The only way Tinubu beats Atiku is if there are enough disgruntled people in PDP after primaries to breakup and scatter things.

Now we don dey see SE a strong part of the PDP reliable breaking away, When Atiku wins primary will Wike take him to court? Could it be that Tinubus money in Wikes hand is fighting Atiku by proxy abi where Wike take see $30K per delegate

Wild thoughts!!

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/02/ill-never-malign-tinubu-wike/

The deal might be like I help you scatter PDP for presidency and you leave me to Rivers State
You may be right. I even think they are keeping Osinbajo as a failsafe if their preferred candidate GEJ doesn't scale through

GEJ beats Atiku

Osinbajo can beat Atiku if Buhari hands over his base

Tinubu is a big headache for APC staying in power although he controls the party structure, winning the nation is a different prospect. For their survival, the party bigwigs may have to kill the goose that laid the golden egg (Tinubu)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:04pm On May 27, 2022
TrebleChamp:
Tinubu will rely on APC rigging the Election to remain in power, like they did for Bubu in the 2019 Presidential Election...
That's too much rigging and very dangerous

You do not have to do.much rigging with Buhari who already comes with 40% of the total vote. You only need to rig the last 10% in a worst case scenario

Tinubu cannot bring more than 20% of the vote in a contest against Atiku. Atiku already has the South on his side from last election in a face off with Tinubu and will collect most of the North when Tinubu picks a Christian VP. That's too much rigging. Even an oil company will struggle with that rig.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:17pm On May 27, 2022
PDPGuy:
GEJ v. Wike is a win for the former cos I don’t see SW/NW/NE voters thumb-printing for Wike in such a contest. These voters (and power-brokers behind the scenes) would rather deal with the devil they are familiar with, than a garrulous personality like Wike
PDP will fall apart under any circumstance in which Wike wins the primary. The Northern PDP guys will walk out of the party and hand the North to APC. Wike just dey jonz himself
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:16pm On May 27, 2022
TrebleChamp:
Meaning APC don't even trust Tinubu to win, even with his structure. I don't even think Buhari is disposed to handing over to Tinubu, otherwise Osinbajo and Amaechi would not have even bothered declaring. Buhari knows Tinubu is power drunk, corrupt and will most like colonise Nigeria like he did Lagos State....
Nothing to do with that. Tinubu will lose easily if pitted against Atiku and APC will be out of power

Tinubu homebase vote in SW is always split, he can't appeal to the North with a Christian VP, and he's got no love in SS and SE

Tinubu is a dull hand for APC to play. He will only be desirable if Wike wins for PDP

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 493 494 495 496 497 498 499 500 501 (of 1681 pages)