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So Raul Bravo na mafia like this?

Kimbeast:
So whats the opinion on Tammy Abraham fir next season. He simply does not have the technical ability to play for a top four side! He struggles With physical defenders alot. If the transfer ban stays, then we are screwed for strikers again next season. Best bet would be to bring back Bats for a year.

I think we should keep Bats as insurance, the problem is Bats only has 2 years on contract so now is the time to sell him. One more year would be just running his contract down further, the question is if Tammy doesn't hit the ground running, you're falling back on Giroud which could make for a long season

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/soccer-transfers/story/3862251/boateng-should-leave-bayern-munich-hoeness

When you are a papangolo defender, you will be pursued by your club before the age of 30, having been utterly useless for the last 2 years. . . . compare with legends like Terry that would have a place till 36, while still starting and winning trophies.

They will be pursuing you, but you rather hang around like a bad smell like Alexis Sanchez because of money.

But German publication Bild claimed on Monday that Boateng, who is under contract until 2021 and reportedly on an annual salary of €12 million, does not want to leave the club at any cost and added that the 30-year-old would rather wait for an offer from a top club or stay at Bayern.

"He must seek a new challenge, it's better for him," Hoeness said. "I'd advise Boateng to leave FC Bayern.

"I believe it would be better for him to enjoy a different air. I believe he must seek a new challenge, it's better for him. He looks completely out of place."

PietroRick:

Predictable

That was how many years ago?

Oya send me something make I use wash your success

kokaneprodigy:
na dem, awon eyan Lord.cat and Leyqute kukute. They’ll come to Nairaland to form rich and boost their self esteem. Real life they are poverty stricken modafvckers

£54,000 x 450=24,300,000 Naira.
Person wey no fit afford brand new 8gb RAM lappy, not Mac oo is calling pple poor where 24M dey.

Tell him sharap again.

lol. Pietro fit done upgrade since then. Na my guy sha, but not even Afrodoc can turn down £1k if given to him.

Afrodoc said Coogar was making noise about £54k yearly pay which Afrodoc dey earn pass, does not mean anyone should write off £54k.

Who go give me £500 this night go sweet me for belle well well. Who go give me £100 sef go help me with my responsibilities back home.

PietroRick:
Poor men full here o.
See as people ducks dey rise for 54k pands.

Sharrap! £54k can buy you 270 new laptops at £200 each.

Afrodoc2 should just help us with one.

PietroRico:
I'm in the market for a laptop, not just any laptop but a fairly decent one with gaming specsm

When I go through price lists of new laptops on jumia and co, average specs like 2 gig ram, etc go for prices that are just around my budget.

The UK/US used counterparts on the other hand have amazing specs like 8gig ram, Intel a5, a3 being for prices close to my budget.

Hence the thread.
What exactly are the disadvantages of buying UK/US used laptops?

chic2pimp:
You know say you be my oga at the top right? Abeg send the Measly 54k pounds to my account and I'll forever be indebted to you

Unlimited22:
Boss ibime, please drop your email. I need a favour.

Drop yours and I'll email you

Greatihex:
https://www.nairaland.com/5206917/femi-fani-kayode-nigeria-road-rwanda



God save us. This is getting serious..
Some of us saw it coming.

This is stupid. The Zamfara/Katsina/Sokoto bandits attack Fulani and others alike. Infact the bandits are known to attack herdsmen frequently same as Boko Haram. Bandits, Herdsmen and Boko are not interchangeable. They are distinct groups who attack and kill each other also.

Part of the problem with herdsmen for example, is that Herdsmen traditionally graze their cattle most of the year in North East, old Gongola (Adamawa) area before coming South to bring them to market. But they have been unable to do so for some years due to Boko Haram rustling their cattle. So they come down South to graze instead leading to farmer conflicts.

There is no radio station for "bandits". Bandits are a different set borne out of gold mining conflicts in Zamfara. The radio station is for herdsmen to better disseminate information on weather patterns, safe grazing routes etc to minimise conflict.

A sitting President would not provide support to "bandits" that are attacking his own hometown, never mind threatening the seat of Sardauna of Sokoto which is the heart of Fulani empire. The bandits case is a case of Fulani empire collapsing on it's self due to extreme poverty, overpopulation, mining conflicts and other factors.

Nigeria is on the road to Somalia, nevermind Rwanda but not for the factors you mentioned above.

raumdeuter:
I expect you to disown Valverde like you disowned Ajax which you have always supported for over 20yrs

Stop being childish before I pay you in your own coin. Nobody has monopoly on puerility.

Messi has already taken the useless Valverde to double.

Party loading on Barca thread?

And now, my watch has ended.

Ibime:
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I'm the immortal aura/ God of all fawn and flora/
The don Camorra/ sharing my bed chambers with a pórn performer/
I saw Gomorrah/ get torched to a scorching sauna/
to set judicial precedence. . . before Moses brought the Torah/
And when the earth was still flat . . .I fought my corner/
Against Moors and hoarders/ Gauls and sorcerers/
Been betrayed by a false informer/
And took his head. . to settle scores. . . with the laws of kharma/
I witnessed all the gore and horror. . .
You couldn't summon the strength/ to stomach the stench/
of battles where hundreds of men/ slumped in a trench/ is a common event/
Alexandria's library is where my summers were spent/
proving mathematical axioms. . .that the number unity. . is a hundred percent/
Charted Orion's orbital path since time was begun/
And deciphered binary sums/ in primary one!/
Did research for vampires in the time of the hun/
And proved that optimum darkness . . .is when the moon. . is in line with the sun!/
None of ya syllables clever/ You a lyrical leper/ and a pitiful jester/
trying to pit wits against an unpredictable Zephyr/
Battle me?. . .that's like sticking ya fist in a blender/
or taking a piss/ on the six major Hadiths/. . . in the middle of Mecca!!/
By any physical measure/ I render you incapable of lifting a feather/
put you under cyclical pressure/ like centrifuges/
Everything you mention's foolish/
You a Master of Ceremony? . . . that's an oxymoron. . . like existential Buddhists/
My medley performance/ is technically flawless/
I enact bisectomy of corpses/ of enemy forces/ with chemistry forceps/

I'm old of age/ I've been a soldier, slave/ a poet and sage/
but my hands were mostly engaged/ holding a loaded gauge/
I rolled with braves/ and patrolled the waves/
with pirates who stab niggas with their shoulder blades/
My flow degrades/ at the same rate as Beta particles/
Niggas read my chronicles/ but can't stomach the verse . . .with weak abdominals/
My digestive tracts adapt to survive. . on eating fossil fuels/
My beef methodical/ like Sun Tzu/
My chosen art of war is kung fu/
I scourge lands from Danube to the Rhine like Attila the Hun do/
My spit'll turn the sun blue/ by dousing gaseous vapour/
I savage a hater/ till he consider a quick death as a granting of favour/
The manacled stranger/ considered a radical danger/ by a tyrannical slaver/
with the teeth of a Paleo sabre/ that could cut through any metallic encaser/
with the precision of a mechanical laser/
I travelled the radar/ of Saturnian rings/ with Nubian Kings/
Waded through heavy hydrogen and swam in deuterium streams/
Plotted with Assyrian fiends/ to set up pyramid schemes/
and fleece inferior beings/ by capitalising on their myriad dreams/
I'm really esteemed/ from Damascus to Polynesia/
Summoned the Ghost of Magnus Ceaser/
through seances who channel media/ on travels in Trans-Slovenia/
My bars knock niggas out cold like anaesthesia/
So any emcee claiming heir. . . will suffer from Alopecia!/
. .. . like Jonjo Shelvey/
I'm a vitruvian specimen of one so healthy/ even Mongols tell me/
They would have crossed the Caucuses if Genghis. . .was so stealthy/
I've taken several heads/ from every ethnic spec/
Even rode with Eric the red/ against King Ethelred/
I settled debts/ and became a landed lord/
Grappled swords/ to grab what I can't afford/
Crossed dams and Fjords/ against savage hordes/
Sliced windpipes clean with the jerk of a strangler's cord/
I walked with proto tribes/ and reaped souls and lives/ with a golden scythe/
Hunted with pygmies shorter than my shoulder height/
Rode motorbikes/ with Argentine guerillas/
Dined with killers/ and escaped Alcatraz. . .twice. . . on pine flotillas!/
I survived all these timeless thrillers/
then retired to my studies. . . to put it all in rhyme for you spineless niggas!/


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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
The vwey first Nairalander I met was a power biker who took me for a ride all over Lagos... Good times mheen

This one wey you dey laugh like say no be only bike you ride

As all athletes will tell you, PEDS allow you train more than your opponents. They cut down recovery time between training sessions, increase VO2 max, muscle endurance etc. Of course it's a great advantage and its effects are more helpful when you are getting old or to help you train more frequently to recover your fitness faster when you are returning from injury. This is why Fraudiola was caught twice doing PEDs while recovering from injury.

I feel if any position in football will have the greatest advantage from PEDs, it will be fullbacks who are constantly making shuttle runs and recovery runs. All those Dani Alves and Robertson types cos that position is judged on the ability to make.the recovery run. The other positions less so.

raumdeuter:
How many did Kante concede vs Fraudiolas team

Someone say na 6

Na Jorginho dey play DM namadays.

Kante as attacking midfielder dey look back dey frustrate with the escortation going on in DM position like say na Biscuits dey play there

raumdeuter:
Suarez has only scored 2 goals in 2 seasons of CL
Vidal Rakitic Lenglet Semedo/Sergi Roberto, terStergen are they really better than their liverpool opponent? How many of them will make the liverpool team

If Jodi Alba is better than Robertson it will be marginal

Don't forget to add Biscuits, the holding midfielder that cannot close out 3 goal leads.

Roland17:
He was acquitted based on technicalities and not because there was no proof or evidence of doping because there was concrete evidence. Results showed he had 6 times the normal limits of the steroid "Nandrolone" in his system. Secondly, Nandrolone is not a supplement found in regular energy drinks because it is classified as a controlled substance that requires a prescription and it is administered through injections.

So no be today Pep be fraud?

simonjassy:
your 2nd paragraph,do you mean in nigeria?.
Lance armstrong, a pro cyclist was banned in 2013 and stripped of his 7 tour de france title,he confessed himself,months after several tests by UCI didn't find proof that he doped .cycling is nowhere as big a sport as football is,and i find it hard to believe that pro-players don't have incentive to cheat in a sport where your pay is very dependent on your performance and the stakes are higher. since Ufc adopted stringent testing methods and timing,we now see more fights cancelled/pp due to "injuries". doping is common in almost every sport except "FOOTBALL" i find this hard to believe as football is greatest of all.
If you ask me, sum1 is lying.

Italian football teams did a load of doping in the 90s and 2000s. Mathias Almeyda told a story how when he was at Lazio, the doctor used to give them an injection before matches, and after the injection, he would be able to jump and touch the ceiling with his head.

raumdeuter:
Sane to Bayern is gathering steam. I hope it can be sealed in the coming weeks to have a full pre season

Would be a great signing. Barca should also consider him for their left wing

Oga chic2pimp, Diamond league tickets start from £10 if you are interested, although £25 the tickets are best if you want to watch from a decent angle. I've got a couple for Birmingham which is closest to me.

https://london.diamondleague.com/tickets/

CaptainStephen:
That onyekuru boy is hot o

So why Rohr no dey use am?

I don't trust Naija players. After few years, Dem dey kpafuka due to age factor

PietroRick:
and onyekuru. Lol

Is Salihamidzic the new Emenalo?

Kimbeast:
No comment on how they are destroying the league by weakening their rivals. If it's Bayern now you will write Epistles upon Epistles.

I've never written anything about Bayern destroying their rivals. I'm sure Bayern have eyes on bigger prizes this summer such as Leroy Sane.

ManBeast:
Hazard just signed for Borrussia Dortmund.

Good value from Dortmund signing Hazard and Brandt for combined £45m. Brandt release clause was £22m, and Hazard was in last year of contract, Dortmund just ate the deals and are laughing to the bank.

This guy is a Yahoo boy.

You can approach anyone at a function to take a picture with your product/magazine, it doesn't mean nothing

You decided to waylay an unwitting EFCC boss through Alexreports to wash your image by getting him to hold up the magazine. A clean mind does not bother with such things.

spartacus11:
Can Pulisic play in the Europa League Finals? I just wanted to have an understanding about it

No, Europa League squads are submitted in February. Besides, his registration starts next season

Eruditor:
At this rate, anyone who refutes anything I say about Pep is a fool. I am a self-professed fan of his who not only roots for him to win but can predict his thought-processes having observed and studied him for a while. .

airmark:
If you no be ode, you should have waited for him to deny, before telling us nonsense about understanding Fraudiola's thought process.

Tell us who he signs next, Mr P.A to Keke naPep.

Eruditor:
That is why when I talk you should STFU.
Thought-process means HOW he thinks.

I think Greatihex has summarised the above exchange perfectly.

Greatihex:
I can't help you out of Pep's ass.

Mr "I'm inside Peps brain and he will choose De Ligt over Maguire for £75m"

You don't know if City want to increase their homegrown quota

Maguire plays on left side of defence which for a right-footer shows a level of comfort on the ball which you don't know if City may have studied. He has also played rightside of defence at Hull, so he can cover both Laporte and Stones side of defence.

De Ligt just signed with Mino Raiola. You don't know that City may be avoiding Raiola clients as they are known to destabilize teams by seeking more money or transfers after one or two years. You were not in Pep brain when he had run-in with Ibrahimovic and Raiola.

I will remind you Raiolas words then.

“It’s easier to get rid of Guardiola, since he has a one-year contract, and not Zlatan, who has four years," "The maths is clear..."

How about Raiolas words last year when Pep claimed Raiola was hawking Pogba to Man City - "He's a coward, a dog."


Go and study Pep brain more. You have blackbelt in àsslicking but you need more help to reach Sensei level.

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larride:
We will be here when you will start complaining about Cech and Lampard.


He no too far.

We are not like Manure fans that will claim "Ole on the wheel" like Lewis Hamilton. . . . then after a few weeks, "Ole broke the wheel" like Danaerys Targaryen.

airmark:
I will be happy if Sarri gets fired before our Europa final. I can't imagine a coach allowed to bring a striker to epl and chose to bring Higuain. If not for the uselessness of Arsenal and United, we wouldn't be talking about an assured ucl appearance next season.

Meanwhile, Makalele is said to be in talks to take up a role at Chelsea. Lampard may get the nod eventually.

Ha! Marina should be careful oh. Makelele dey like nyash anything. I remember when his model girlfriend attempted suicide because Maka dey too like nyash babes upandan.

Noemie Lenoir's former lover breaks silence over M&S model's suicide attempt at his £1m French mans…

http://dailym.ai/aMl8GI

raumdeuter:
What qualification is needed to be a director of football?

The real guys are the ones who hold the purse and the one who give the tactics

At Bayern the Sporting director role is occupied by Hasan Salihamidzic whose job is to basically repeat what the guys who hold the purse want to say to the media

At Barcelona its Eric Abidal

Tell me what else you think that the DoF and Sporting director does?

In some clubs, the DOF role is a chance for the President to abrogate power unto themselves.

Spanish clubs especially, where their President is elected and like to make noise about which players they signed/will sign in order to win elections.

Bayern have 3 old men who would like to think themselves knowledgeable but they give Salihamidzic some powers. They're the ones who told us Salihamidzic is crazy about Hudson-Odoi

Roman will always want one or two vanity signings eg Shevchenko, Torres, Hazard so Cech will be asked to justify those Roman signings but he'll also get quite a few signings himself.

Other clubs like Ajax, Sevilla, Roma, Monaco, Man City take that position very serious so you can't write off that position because the degree of power varies from club to club.

larride:
We are in the same WhatsApp group. We are trying to outrun each other in this race of foolishness.

My own club are considering Fletcher, Ferdinand as DoF

You are on your own in foolishness.

How dare you compare Cech (law degree, speaks 6 languages) and Lampard (IQ of 150) with touts like Fletcher and Ferdinand.

nihilistjnr:
cech is our new sporting director.

This club is a joke

Let's give him a chance before writing him off. There should always be a space for legends. He is an intelligent man with a law degree so he will understand the commercial side, lets see if he knows the football side before writing him off.