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biikeys:
Did Sparkling Abana FC just leave the league?

The guy done disappear.

Mukina2, what's going on?

Greatihex:
https://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/drinkwater-charged-with-drink-driving-as-court-date-set-for/caq1toxhgg9czf2g4zg7g7dj.

This guy must really be passing through a hard time

This happened near Manchester on Sunday night/Monday morning, meaning they don't even require him to turn up to Stamford Bridge on a match day anymore

This Police officer be like The Big Boss Man from WrestleMania

diggz:
Legend

You know say we would both still be here to curse him next time he goes quiet for another month

sod09:
I'm close to play offs

You or Nihilist will knock each other out next week

I'm sorry for my harsh words these last few weeks, Don Hazard

We need to score number 2 ASAP. Giroud will do it.

Shakushaku has done it. I cut cap!


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Thecassanova:
Make I wet the ground small, be like here too hot.

Lineup! Sarri getting sense small small?

Giroud should be starting instead of that pregnant Argentinian

LoRdCaT:
It's my birthday today

Let your Manure brethren celebrate you. We can't be celebrating everyone's birthday here otherwise it would be a daily occurrence.

Leyqute:
Why did he then disgrace you, your logic and legacy in the full glare of everybody?

Or haven't you been hammering it that a defender should ignore a free opponent and rush in to challenge the guy with the ball?

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Just look at this eyesore FFS.

Instead of that defender (Joromi) to move back a bit and shadow mark the free guy (there was another fvckn' defender in front of the other guy with the ball for crying out loud! ) whilst tracking them both, he rushed in like a hothead.

He found out moments late after the pass was made and lunged to tackle ("something a good defender should never do" SMH ) the receiver of the ball. The smart guy used his jersey number 17 to wipe the floor like a dirty toilet rag before slotting cooling into the back of the net.

That's the correct way to defend, according to someone who played GK in a monkey post setting.

Laumdeuter, you have zero football sense.

Hahahahaha. Case closed.

Everton doing the Lord's work

abham:
Please, what are the positions for playoff in conference, it’s my first time.

Top 8 qualify by the end of GW35

airmark:


DM in a monkey post football. This guy is foolish.

He was a goalkeeper in monkey post.

His job does not pass being told to stand still in the post to block shots, but he kept rushing the attackers like Boateng, allowing them to pass round him and score tap in. Till today, he has not learned it's not every man with the ball that you rush, that's why he's advocating belle-face defending here.

sod09:
you can't play like that I'm hoping to enter play offs na

Oboy, you are too far off. Just let me through please.

OAM4J:
Hoping you get lucky again like you did in GW32 when you won Mazi with just a point.

Ha, na that kind win dey sweet pass.

I ended MaziOmenuko season last week. He didn't even come here to greet me.

Mazi, how far?

Rush man with ball like Raumdeuter


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raumdeuter:
I played as a DM and Dino Zoff was a goalkeeper who took Italy to Euro 2000 final

You must be Cheikh Tiote style of senseless DM that rush uncontrollably into every situation. Anyone who knows DM work will know what VVD and Bertrand did is a standard operating procedure.

Bertrand reduced the chance of a Liverpool player running unchallenged on his goalie into one where Salah had to pick bottom corner from outside the box in order to score.

raumdeuter:
Tell us how Bertrand played the 2 vs 1 and how it ended for his team

If Bertrand and VVD made the same move, it shows that you are the stupid one because that's what professional footballers are trained to do in that situation. Like I said, I expect any professional defender to do the same except mumu like Luiz.

raumdeuter:
Was there anyone who grew up in Nigeria who never played football. I never played football professionally just like Sacchi Pereira and Jardim

You played goalkeeper. You are like my guy Ono, the biggest yarner and discusser of what happened in professional football in Europe, but the biggest wastepipe on our local monkey post.

OAM4J:
@ Ibime

This is not fair at all... I am very angry right now and my team members are seriously vexed...

I mean how dare you? Why will you do this to a world best team like Brutallion F.C., The Defending Champion for that mater?

Imagine coaching my boys with the best tactics and strategy on how to beat a former champion team...

Only to field my best eleven and meet only 2 players on the pitch from Ipukulu F.C.

And to make mater worse with -16 points for a start?

This is a disrespect to Brutallion F.C. I expected a serious challenge... this is even lower than a walkover

I'm playing tactical at this moment Sir. I threw away Game week 31 and Gameweek 33 so I can gather 3 points from GW32 and GW34 respectively and seal playoff qualification.

sleekdot:
Do you know that Arrigo Sacchi, Carlos Alberto Perreira, Leonardo Jardim never played football professionally?

So you are admitting that you never played football? You are like my guy Chucky wey dey watch every match since 1988, sabi all the players and all the history but if you give am ball to raise 10, he no fit. Definitely such guy will have gap in his knowledge like thinking defender should rush in straight line in 2 on 1 situation.

Nayo08:
This one bro raum has been on the thread since and hasn't contributed I am sure he's typing something long I won't be able to settle down and read

That account is banned. He is viewing the thread from purgatory

Greatihex:
how the man is arguing against basic football practice is beyond me. Yet he claims to have been watching the game for long. Oga ibime, Can you see evidence that it is not about how long you have been following the game

If you followed the game long but you never played the game, you will still be foolish. Blame the Gods who made Dayo as tall as Peter Crouch for the fact that they always picked him on handball team, or goalkeeper duty, so he never got to learn the basics of football.

Unlimited22:
What will you now call me?

Lacasera generation

Greatihex:
ewoo. I am not your age mate o. Abeg o. Them never even born me for 1990 self.

No wonder, you be indomie

Greatihex:
i haven't heard of the name before. I googled the name, Just to see the failure the man was both in coaching and as a player. Giving football fans heart break here and there.

How will you hear the name? If you followed football in the 1990s, you would know the famous racism row between Atleti and Ajax when he was coaching Atleti and Jesus Gil likened playing Ajax to playing against Congo. Even though you are our age mate, you started following football with indomie generation.

Unlimited22:
You mean the 70-year old with this huge trophy cabinet?

For a Serbian to reach that level of coaching, he don try. He has coached big clubs and has better trophy cabinet than Pochettino.

Coach wey Sabi. Is he a Nairalander?


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-6890259/Former-Real-Madrid-boss-questions-decision-hand-Luka-Modric-Ballon-dOr.html


Former Real Madrid coach Radomir Antic has blasted the awarding of the 2018 Ballon d'Or to Luka Modric.

He claims that the Croatian's goal and assist return does not merit handing him the coveted individual award for the best player in world football.

'Since when is Modric the best passer in the world, if he hardly makes assists?' he told Goal.

'I can't even say what it means to see him win the Ballon d'Or trophy as the best player in the world.

'It doesn't make sense, as he doesn't make assists or score goals.

'To have authority in the game you need players like [Kevin] De Bruyne, not like [Eden] Hazard.'

Jcole1985:
Baba abeg drop links of your songs for me,am only seeing Exhibit D

Dem done loss oh. They were wiped out where they were uploaded

Leyqute:
Daily Mail? LMAO. Baba Iyabo you just can't stop springing surprises. It's adorable.

According to you and that yeye link you shared, Ashley Young (who just signed an extension) doesn't want to sign another extension because of Sanchez.
Also, James Wilson, who hasn't kicked a ball in Utd colors since 2015 doesn't want to sign an extension because of Sanchez.
And one-legged Anthony Valencia, who the club wants to offload and hasn't even offered a contract extension, doesn't want to sign a contract extension because of Alexis Sanchez.
Even Dean Anderson sef, who has 0 appearances for Manchester United in total, wants a bigger package and doesn't want to sign an extension.

Very soon you will tell us Eden Shakushaku doesn't want to sign an extension because Sanchez told Sarri to start smoking weed instead.

Gerrarahia mehn.

Sanchez is not the reason every dick and harry's contract isn't extended.

lulz. Never said Sanchez was the reason.

But we all know Sanchez increased the longerthtroat in the case of DeGea and Pogba. Now Herrera and Rashford sef won't just accept any coins thrown their way as long as Sanchez is earning like that.