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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:45pm On Apr 21, 2019
Unlimited22:
You mean Pascal Cygan is better than this guy grin cheesy
Cygan is a legend at Villarreal and 10x better than Mustafi.

Sometimes Lady luck shines on footballers and they become financially set for life just from one short period in their career. This guy was kicked out of Everton as a youth, was disgraceful at Valencia and Arsenal. Maybe he was half-decent for a short period at Sampdoria and that's what made Jogi Love pick him for 2014 WC squad which gave him a status he is still eating from till today. Some of these players earn money for 8 years from reputation they built in one lucky 6 month period. They just jump from one contract to the next. Benteke is still eating off work he did 7 years ago for example.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:19pm On Apr 21, 2019
Oh my God!

How is Mustafi a professional defender?

Benteke goal, he decided not to mark and raise hands for offside when he knew it wasn't, he was just trying to avoid responsibility.

Zaha goal, he was in front of Zaha, Zaha just brushed past him.

This 3rd goal sef, it's looking like he was the one who lost his man.

This guy is the worst centreback I've seen in over 2 decades watching EPL. Even Senderos, Cygan and Igor Stepanovs were not this disgraceful.

German defenders must be disgraceful for this guy to make squad. Gary Neville said they couldn't give him away for free at Valencia, and were celebrating when Arsenal came with £32m
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:41pm On Apr 21, 2019
Chelseafan1:
Man utd to play City, Chelsea, Cardiff and Huddersfield

Arsenal to play Wolves, Leicester, Brighton and Burnley

Spurs to play Brighton, Bournemouth, Westham and Everton.

Which team has the easiest fixtures?
Don't bother doing permutations with Sarri in charge abeg. Anything can literally happen between now and season end. We could smash Burnley 3-0 or lose 1-0 tomorrow for example. We could also beat Leicester 2-0 or lose 4-0 to counterattacks on Jorginho and Luiz.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:37pm On Apr 21, 2019
nateevs:
Sack Sarri sack Sarri. And get who? With the monumental slip up, it was inconceivable to imagine 6 weeks ago, that at this stage of the season, there will be a realistic possibility of finishing 3rd for Chelsea.

Not even the most optimistic thought so. But here we are. That's to show that the other teams are doing just marginally better or just as good.

Top four will happen. Somehow.
Don't jump the gun. Sarri may still disappoint you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 7:13pm On Apr 21, 2019
Ole should think twice about serving his tenant quit notice. He may not need that house by summer

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 4:19pm On Apr 21, 2019
Benteke doing the Lord's work
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 3:37pm On Apr 21, 2019
Ferguson go soon dey dissociate himself from Solskjaer.

Failure is an orphan!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 3:24pm On Apr 21, 2019
Thecassanova:
No Young to blame today
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Ibime(m): 3:22pm On Apr 21, 2019
OGS - I'm not aiming for top4, I'm aiming for top3

Everton - Hold my beer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:20pm On Apr 21, 2019
Make Dem no sack OGS before season end oh cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:22pm On Apr 20, 2019
Eruditor:
Not at all. Ask me to predict CFC vs City Carling/Carabao Final I would have asked for an eked out 1-0 as well. Pep already said it: in the moment you are happy you played well and scored many goals but afterwards you realize the next fixture will get harder. I expected a tough game.

What I however did say is, City prioritised Crystal Palace and the other 2 Tottenham fixtures.

Guess which of the games City won? Your guess is as good as mine.
I can't suck another man dïck so much to know all these permutations, or study what he said in press conferences. Is he my club manager?

Take your award.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:07pm On Apr 20, 2019
Eruditor:
If Today's game, point out where anyone predicted a ripping apart and thrashing?
Maybe Wednesdays match sobered them to reality hence they did not make rash prediction this time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2018/2019 by Ibime(m): 3:04pm On Apr 20, 2019
sod09:
I don't have kdb na grin
Nah check the fixtures. Lagos FC and Nihilist are winning.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:25pm On Apr 20, 2019
Leyqute:
Tottenham with 3 shots on target. City with 3 shots on target.

Look at how Pep is thrashing Pochettino.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2018/2019 by Ibime(m): 2:12pm On Apr 20, 2019
sod09:
you are right bros but it was for the bad
As you can see bros, no more space in the top8. Top8 is closed for the season cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:43am On Apr 20, 2019
Haha, see bus parking. I wonder which formation be this

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:23am On Apr 20, 2019
raumdeuter:
When Modric won the bigger one, you call it polling booth


Now jubilating about another polling booth award

I have always been consistent that all these award that involve voting are useless and polling booths award unlike you who shift shape like an amoeba
Polling booth award are undeserved awards. Do not use blanket statement to write off every award just because Joromi never got one. Some awards are deserved and can be celebrated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:43pm On Apr 19, 2019
VVD set to win PFA POTY

Another L loading.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:36pm On Apr 19, 2019
HanksAnuku:
just as an aside.

I'm watching that Beyonce Netflix special right now with madam.

Nobody has said anything, but I suspect we're both thinking it.

If Jay-Z can cheat on this babe, there's no hope for the rest of us
If she like, make she be Aphrodite or Helen of Troy.

In the words of the great poet Nas - "Ain't no püssy like new püssy"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:09am On Apr 19, 2019
Eruditor:
Man city ripped them apart. Simple.

Tottenham caught breaks fortuitously. It happens. Moving on.
No you're not.

You are in sifia pains.. Continue showing yourself.


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:33pm On Apr 18, 2019
Ramsey injured, good.

Na him dey like show Jorginho pepper when we face them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:29pm On Apr 18, 2019
Peeeedriiiiitoooo!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:20pm On Apr 18, 2019
Giroud, King of Europa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 8:17pm On Apr 18, 2019
biomustry:
All time Champions League knockout wins

Pep Guardiola — 27
Sir Alex Ferguson — 27
Jose Mourinho — 27
Carlo Ancelotti — 27
All frauds, how many has each won?
More than half those wins belong to Messi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:05pm On Apr 18, 2019
airmark:
But raumdeuter said we would regret his sale. Can we mark this as another L for Dayo?
grin grin grin

Day of Ls
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 6:45pm On Apr 18, 2019
I bless the day we sold Diego Costa. This is worse than Benteke.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 3:44pm On Apr 18, 2019
Eruditor:
I can not justify that I had 100% confidence in Pep?

Oh, that is what this is all about.

News flash; I am allowed to. I did. And I will do so again. Next season, I will even go out on a limb and say City will win the UCL.
After you eat your limb this season, you still want stake another limb next season.

You get mind oh. Is that how you used to do?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:59am On Apr 18, 2019
NinjaMetahuman:
grin grin


when Sheikh Mansour sees Pep Guardiola

[img]https://s2/images/ezgif-4-fa38d4f115be.gif[/img]
grin grin grin

Don't forget, Laporte is better than VVD.

Airmark, you see your uncle? He codedly ignored Laporte performance today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 2:42am On Apr 18, 2019
NinjaMetahuman:
so tell us what you think fraudiola needs to win ucl again?

A, Messi
B, another 1billion euros
C, prayer,
D, All of the above?
He take money from Abu Dhabi/ money from Emirati/
Still no UCL. . . e remain to beg Saudi/
He buy Otamendi/ He buy Otu Mendy/
He even buy Silva. . .but no gold without Messi/
Stones no edible/ so dem give the Man Gala/
He no belleful/. . . till Son turn Laporte to amala/
Buy Gabriel, buy Jesus . . .e remain Holy Ghost/
UCL without Messi? . . .wetin consign Aguero with overload?/



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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:02pm On Apr 17, 2019
popizaino:
Foolish pep Guardiola you just keep giving your haters mouth to keeping calling you a fraud and we your fans out.choose Chelsea you said NO NBA, na man city you want.with you at Chelsea we would have given you the ucl you crave for without messi.our problem is how to create multiple goal chances and score goals which you would have solved easily.we already have the defence, cause by default we are a defensive team coupled with the fact we also have resilience which is lacking in this man city's team.but no it is man city that would eventually keep disappointing you opted for.folish you.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 10:31pm On Apr 17, 2019
chic2pimp:
Fear don dey catch you abi? Good Just as I like it.
chic2pimp:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!
Its HipHop night Tonite!


Keke, abeg drop me here!


Make money money/ Make money money money/
No UCL. . . . with Sheikh money money money/
Take money money/ Take money money money/
No UCL . . . .with Sheikh money money money/


Some came to dance Lambada/ Some came to dance Cha Cha/
Some came in Okada/ Some came with Agbada/
I came in tricycle to show my Degema step/
Guardiola drop me here. . . that mean say Keke na Pep/
I came in tricycle to show my Degema step/
Guardiola drop me here. . . that mean say Keke na Pep/



Make money money/ Make money money money/
No UCL. . . . with Sheikh money money money/
Take money money/ Take money money money/
No UCL . . . .with Sheikh money money money/



Talabi came in Audi/ The party getting rowdy/
Chicks looking for big boys to pay their dowry/
Uni girls looking for big boys to pay their bursary/
Airmark flex one babe. . . from Landmark University!/
Afrodoc left his surgery/ to rush to the zone/
Emaprince found a chic2pimp. . . and made her moan/
Diggz came alone/ Homesteady stayed at home/
So many hoes for de bros to link. . . but he dey jones/
Raumdeuter couldn't make it, cos he was with Jerome/
DJ playing Niggas in Paris . . .we watch the throne!/
Some wore Louboutin, Nihilist wore Cortina/
Some trekked, but ChelseaBMW came in Beema/
I came in tricycle to show my Degema step/
Guardiola drop me here. . . that mean say Keke na Pep/
I came in tricycle to show my Degema step/
Guardiola drop me here. . . that mean say Keke na Pep/



Make money money/ Make money money money/
No UCL. . . . with Sheikh money money money/
Take money money/ Take money money money/
No UCL . . . .with Sheikh money money money/



Outro. . .


Everybody throw your hands in the air!/
Quadruple throw your hands in the air!/
If you getting money, and you happy in here/
Do a Boateng. . . throw your hands in the air!/

Lana1 throw your hands in the air!/
Leyqute throw your hands in the air!/
Ladies, if you fine. . .and you got your own hair!/
Do a Boateng. . . throw your hands in the air!/

Ollah throw your hands in the air!/
Debroslink throw your hands in the air!/
If your name is Elruditor, throw your hands in the air!/
And eat it like you just don't care!/



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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:54pm On Apr 17, 2019
Ibime:
FFS!

Party cancelled
Party back on!

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