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At the end of it all, you complain that they are only with you for your money. 'Fool'

Lol I like this poem

pocohantas:
I know right.



I also find it hard to finish it at once, but there is this particular one I like a lot, Blue Bunny. It has a strawberry flavor that is mad. Abeg, let me stop talking ice cream before I go buy one.

Not a fan of strawberry ice cream to be honest...

Why are you guys always suddenly realizing these things matter to you after 2 years? *rolls eyes*

Are you sure you actually love her or was she the perfect convenience as a rebound and now you've grown tired? Lol

Jabhunter:
because I've always been
Thinking & dreaming about doing it to you

Which one of us is sitting on the other?

pocohantas:
Is this eja kika for Blueraydick?
You are really enjoying.



Been long I had ice cream. I am watching my weight. Keep your beans to yourself biko.

Lol I don't ever even eat the full ice cream sha, just the cookie dough inside. But then I have to chuck the remaining ice cream because I'm cautious of coronavirus and wouldn't want anyone to eat from the same tub

Beans kept nom nom

pocohantas:
I said it the other day that it is a classic tale online.

“My gf left me, now I have a well paying job, a car and a nice apartment, she wants to come back. Advise me”

I think girls should breakup with them more, they all get rich after breakups.

Lool the phenomenon only ever occurs online for some reason

Tell your 'friend' to forget about him and work on her self esteem wtf

Premiumwriter:
have you been a customer of the op?

E say 'customer'

Lmao

cococandy:
Might even be a fake story. Someone said they saw it on FB. You never know with these NL stories. Always looking for reactions

Pssh, I wouldn't be surprised. Nairaland has turned into one of those fanfiction publishing sites, it's becoming ridiculous now lool

cococandy:

Lmao I'm just not buying it

Badboibipo:
Cuz you're a queen

Lool

Lol why does this sound normal to me

Something odd about this story

She left you because she found out you earned 45k, but she was with you for 2 years...surely your 'status' would've been evident to her in those 2 years based on the way you lived and things you could afford.

It would be difficult for someone earning 45k to fake their lifestyle to someone who knows you as intimately as a girlfriend

Sounds like this is a lie or she left you for another reason...I could be wrong but things just aren't adding up to me lol

Iceyjayz:
Ibkayee post food pics

You first

Beans, chicken and ice cream (not together obviously)

CAPSLOCKED:
WE'VE COME TO DONATE SOME OF OUR BEST LIES, AS USUAL.

Lol troublemaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7bBtzsncP8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSGP60M3nOg

pocohantas:
Yam and egg...

Lol did you use stencils to cut the yam?

Looks great

jaksmillioniar:
guwop I miss u a lot dear how is uk

Hahaha you remember 'guwop'

I missed you too, UK is ok dear. Hope you're well too

DateMynd44:
stop being stupid and senseless Everytime.
Since u know u have a dumb brain, always learn to keep quiet. U mustn't comment

I've noticed you

Now what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEmxgsSupRY

Rendition of the theme song of one of my favourite cartoons growing up

NextD18:
Hehehe, interesting! You are absolutely correct about him. Nigha is just good and creative, thou he isn't really perfect with solo jamz, but he's a real deal.

Felt really bad when he lost Grammy to Cardi sometimes back.
Listen to Sickmode? You like it?

Super creative

At a point you just come to terms with the fact that the Grammys are more about politics than the actual content so I wouldn't dwell on it too much, I didn't listen to Cardi's album admittedly though

Yeah I liked sicko mode, loved the majority of the Astroworld album to be honest

I know it isn't farfetched for people to be this hypocritical and delusional but this story sounds too ridiculous/audacious to be true

Kingarthur21:
funny enough guys are attracted to ladies with self esteem (not narcissistic or loqacious ladies ,there is a difference)
Men love ladies that say NO to some of their demands. I ask you to come over and it is past 9pm and you tell me "No!I don't go out late"
Or a lady that picks up her things to walk away when we cheat. Or a lady that tell us before seeing her pants we should put a ring on it.or a lady that refuses to be a side chick or booty call. Or a lady that insists we reduce contact with our exes.
These scenarios comes from a place of healthy self esteem.
Self esteem is loving yourself and knowing your worth and what you deserve. It reflect on how you treat others,you can only give out what you have. When you see yourself in the positive light you will see others that way,when you believe you deserve the best you will believe others deserve it to.


The thing is anybody can start acting arrogantly, running their mouths and acting anyhow all in the name of self esteem ,which is not.

Yeah I think they 'love' all of these qualities on paper, but when it starts affecting their ability to have their cake and eat it (lol I hate this saying), they don't 'love' it in that particular moment. Main reason why I said they like it 'regulated' lol

NextD18:
Lol, me too. He's my best after Drake.

What interests you about him?

Everything about his music appeals to me personally, from the production (the psychedelic/hip hop 'trap'/alternative sound) to the adlibs etc

He isn't even necessarily my favorite rapper, but I just love his music overall lol

If I were a music 'creative' I'd be Travis Scott (plus a few other people probably)

donpata:
I hope this is true story. If it is, I hope you find healing soon enough. However, I do wonder how one man will rape a woman without her letting him. Except when weapons are involved, it's almost impossible for one man to rape a woman when she is fully conscious. Imagine having that thoughts for the rest of your life. That's emotional torture and you were unfair to yourself. Tried protecting him from shame and now you gonna carry this for as long as..... Hmmm.

That is why the law of God is written for our safe walk in this world. You went to his house, slept over and was "making out". Now, it's you feeling the pain, and not really God whom you disobeyed. Wish you healing.

Some people's thought processes just baffle me...

...you just have to laugh sometimes

NextD18:
You like Travis?

I LOVE him

On the subject of Lana Del Rey, I love this song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuEEnZk4-48

This thread is so ignorant

I feel for Nigerians during this crises, but I can't deny that some of them know how to feel entitled to another person's money lol