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Name: Ice234  
Nickname: fùçk lord
HOBBY: collecting tiger's tooth, catching bullet with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount everest, Tennis

My ReCOrd: fought with an elephant and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile, alive!played russian roulette, with full clips & still survived, killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2months,3weeks,6hrs, 51mins,45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, Tupac, John .F kennedy, Abacha ( ∂ list is too long!)

Greatest Achievements: surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st African to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight!

Silly Thing DONe: Surfing on a tsunami.

EmbarraSSing Moment: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the 1 that was left died 2hrs later.

Proudest MoMEnts: when a cobra died after biting me, When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.

Something ABOUt Me: I really don't like to show off.

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Warri no fit carry last

As dry a joke as the poster (a recommendation)

Wenger. His stupidity no get part two

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Hahah OBJ keep mo hurk

John had been in prison for only three months when he got into a fight with another prisoner who sliced off John's Ear with a knife. A short time later he got tonsillitis and had his tonsils removed. Then John got a mouth infection & had to have six teeth extracted. Soon after that,his hand got slammed in a door & he had to have the tips of three fingers amputated. A few weeks later John had appendicitis & his appendix was taken out.
It was at this point that the prison warden went to the Governor of the Prison & warned "I think John is escaping bit by bit

Name: Ice
Nickname: ice234
HOBBY: collecting tiger's tooth, catching bullet with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount everest, Tennis

My ReCOrd: fought with an elephant and broke its neck , skinned a crocodile. , alive!played russian roulette, with full clips & still survived, killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2 months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, Tupac, John .F kennedy, Abacha ( ∂ list is too long!)

Greatest Achievements: surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st African to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight!

Silly Thing DONe: Surfing on a tsunami.

EmbarraSSing Moment: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the 1 that was left died 2hrs later.

Proudest MoMEnts: when a cobra died after biting me, When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.

Something ABOUt Me: I really don't like to show off.ed the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.

Something ABOUt Me: I really don't like to show off.

This joke sounds so childish for me to comment on

Double posting = dry joke

Shut up wetin concern igbo man here. Poster pls get a life

Dry joke

Means everything you take it to mean

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:-
-Smart man + smart woman = romance.
-Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
-Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.
-Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC:-
-Smart boss + smart employee = profit.
-Smart boss + dumb employee = production.
-Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion.
-Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.
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SHOPPING MATH:-
-A man will pay
N2000 for a N1000 item he needs.
-A woman will pay N1000 for a
N2000 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS:-
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS:-
-To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
-To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY:-
-Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:-
-A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:-
-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

@poster after the man enter house wetin come happen. Abeg gist us more

Nice one

As poster as joke

Pope write am first lol

Old joke

U guy are quite funny oh

Una don start again

Nice one

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Definition of jackpot

Two cheating partner lol

Please what's the mode of action of a cyanide on the liver

Non sense joke from non sense poster