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Emmyk:
WHY Am I not laughing? I've seen this before

just donate laff for me na

Pls can u name one ^

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I think i know someone - a nairalander - who has slept with the girl too

ask me - i would gladly say    
[quote][/quote]Who please

Lesson learnt don't interfere with someone's love

Continue Abeg don't ever think of stopping

Brave ke, Please wat do we take miltary men to be aint they human inside the uniform. Come on that's a normal thing to do na

So you are a fool as well

As private as broadcasting it on facebook, twitter, cnn, al jazzera, carton network etc

Thank God someone else is doing my duty for me.

So u have perfected the act of lying so well. Even with twitlonger. It can't still take it.

Is it you business

Shey na juju u wan use their phone # do

You also do back na

How does this discussion affect the person

Name: Ice234  
Nickname: fùçk lord
HOBBY: collecting tiger's tooth, catching bullet with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount everest, Tennis

My ReCOrd: fought with an elephant and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile, alive!played russian roulette, with full clips & still survived, killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2months,3weeks,6hrs, 51mins,45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, Tupac, John .F kennedy, Abacha ( ∂ list is too long!)

Greatest Achievements: surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st African to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight!

Silly Thing DONe: Surfing on a tsunami.

EmbarraSSing Moment: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the 1 that was left died 2hrs later.

Proudest MoMEnts: when a cobra died after biting me, When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.

Something ABOUt Me: I really don't like to show off.

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Warri no fit carry last

As dry a joke as the poster (a recommendation)

Wenger. His stupidity no get part two

Copied

Hahah OBJ keep mo hurk

John had been in prison for only three months when he got into a fight with another prisoner who sliced off John's Ear with a knife. A short time later he got tonsillitis and had his tonsils removed. Then John got a mouth infection & had to have six teeth extracted. Soon after that,his hand got slammed in a door & he had to have the tips of three fingers amputated. A few weeks later John had appendicitis & his appendix was taken out.
It was at this point that the prison warden went to the Governor of the Prison & warned "I think John is escaping bit by bit

Name: Ice
Nickname: ice234
HOBBY: collecting tiger's tooth, catching bullet with bare hands, assassination, Jogging up & down mount everest, Tennis

My ReCOrd: fought with an elephant and broke its neck , skinned a crocodile. , alive!played russian roulette, with full clips & still survived, killed Superman, held my breathe under water for 2 months, 3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins, 45seconds, assassinated Adolf Hitler, Tupac, John .F kennedy, Abacha ( ∂ list is too long!)

Greatest Achievements: surfed on hot lava while d volcano was still erupting, Outran a cheetah, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st African to land on the sun, Carried the pyramid of giza for 2days straight!

Silly Thing DONe: Surfing on a tsunami.

EmbarraSSing Moment: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the 1 that was left died 2hrs later.

Proudest MoMEnts: when a cobra died after biting me, When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.

Something ABOUt Me: I really don't like to show off.ed the planet by diverting an asteroid with just a kick.

Something ABOUt Me: I really don't like to show off.

This joke sounds so childish for me to comment on

Double posting = dry joke

Shut up wetin concern igbo man here. Poster pls get a life

Dry joke

Means everything you take it to mean

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS:-
-Smart man + smart woman = romance.
-Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
-Dumb man + smart woman = marriage.
-Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC:-
-Smart boss + smart employee = profit.
-Smart boss + dumb employee = production.
-Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion.
-Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime.
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SHOPPING MATH:-
-A man will pay
N2000 for a N1000 item he needs.
-A woman will pay N1000 for a
N2000 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS:-
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS:-
-To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
-To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY:-
-Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:-
-A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:-
-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.