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olig:
Thank you bro, and thank you all.

post=91525171:
Who's gonna settle dis?

Dem Papa. The devil!!

Spontaneous007:
If I tell you my own you no go believe....

Well

It all happened when I wanted to write my first semester exam (first year).
It was MEC102 (technical drawing)...

Even during normal lectures, i didn't have the slightest knowledge of technical drawing because I never did it in school. I was not concerned about learning it because I hated drawing so much. Infact, the last time I drew was in pry 2 when we use to draw mango, apple and basket.

The basic tech I managed to do sef in jss2 ... It was makana makana (mark an arc) we we're just hearing from the man's mouth.

.. fast forward to the exam period Sha...

I had all the instrument for drawing ready but nothing was on my head.
As the invigilator started sharing drawing sheets, the shit in my anus started drawing closer. It was as if I was given a DEATH note.
Then he started sharing question paper. Omo come and see question. I doubt if seasoned architects can answer the question we were told to answer.

Well as a sharp guy Sha.. I couldn't leave my drawing sheets blank so I started drawing...


Omo.. come and see drawing.. I never knew I had the talent to draw rubbish..
I was just drawing different lines that has not been discovered in technical drawing. I was happy with the rubbish I was drawing until the lecturer who was taking the course entered and looked at my drawing.. he laughed and shouted at me saying; " your calling is not engineering, you should go and start selling Coco and akara"... Everyone in the hall bursted in laughter.. even the girl behind me that I was forming efiwe for laughed so hard... When I couldn't take it.. I submitted my rubbish and went out of the hall. On tthe day the result cam out.. I came out with flying colors of failure �

kingxsamz:
Christians be disgracing us...
The moment we all begin to free ourselves from the belief of imaginary beings, the better.
The church of Satan does not actually believe in Satan, Jesus and God, or whatever fictional character you can find in any religious book.
So you're wasting your time.
Modified: For those always asking for proof of God, there you go, he's on twitter with 6million followers. That's all the proof you need.

saheedbadmus:
Lolz

I come against you by the power in the mighty name of Jesus. You are hereby rendered powerless and useless and God's judgement be upon you and your evil followers who has took over the affairs of this world. You all shall be exposed and be disgraced in the name of Jesus.

I set your Kingdom on fire by the power in the name of Jesus Christ. U are hereby rendered powerless & useless. The light of God will shine over the affairs of this world & darkness will disappear & have no place here & you & your followers will be disgraced in Jesus name. Amen!

Didn’t work.

All these people trying to flex the “power of the mighty name of Jesus” need to get their money back. Clearly a defective product.

Shanklee:
Hey there! I'm using Nairaland.

blovesther:
Don't call off the wedding....if you guys doesn't have a child yet, just pray for God to give you one soon and by that time, she will be looking at her phone and there will be no chance to use it because of the child's care.

though you can confront her so as to scare her and possibly make her change but if she doesn't feel remorseful and probably doesn't want to change, please show her the exit door

Olaidecool:
Hi nairalander!

Please I need your help ad regards motivation letter. Most schools have been denying admission, probably my motivation letter is not encouraging enough as I hear ML goes a long way in admission process.

People who have been given admission should please help me with their motivation letter so I can know how to prepare mine. Please help a friend.

Course: Electrical Engineering and information technology

My email: olaideabimbola1@gmail.com

Thanks in advance

LINTUNE:
men..u just reminded me of her, the blood countess..lol as crazy as she seems, i find her extremely fascinating, legend has it that she was extremely beautiful too..

lefulefu:
i have been on training as in keeping fit programme and by the way whose this? are u an elizabeth bathory fan?

LizBathory:
she was a crazy depraved bitch and I'm intrigued by her.

ibrahim2032:
iPhone xr iCloud locked
Call: 07038426535

ALCOHOLKILLS:
madam 419, go and fulfill your promise on the other giveaway thread you created

ALCOHOLKILLS:
7,252,736.45

And not

7,252.736.45

That dot there is supposed to be comma, which means she was trying to edit and made mistake. Bank can never make that mistake OK?

AbuchiTech:
How much did you buy the minoxidil?

Kraik:
Yeah, you had that right, you wanna travel leagues in microseconds, I've don't this in other dimensions after mastering my powers, but now I'm thinking on how this could be achieved by conventional science.

Imagine moving between two planets in less than a minute, or shuffling between Lagos and New York in 0.4seconds, it's all possible.

Have similar thoughts? Share it, I need insights.

9cguy:
Good afternoon everyone, please other than daad.de, which other platform do one make research for prospective MSC courses?


I know it sounds somehow but until yesterday all my research about Germany Uni is done on daad.de which I thought dat was all. Av opened spread sheet couple of months ago, putting done school names, course relating to my Major (Electrical and Electronics Engr) and every other details I may need.

I have interest in Renewable energy, b4 yesterday, i got to know of 4 universities in Germany which offers the course (public university with free tuition for international students). As i know there will be more universities that offer the course but may not be free.



But just going through one of my Facebook groups, dats how i saw someone saying he got admitted to study Renewable energy in a public university (free tuition as well) and d name no dey my spreadsheet... I look up the website and truly it's free like the other 4 i have had b4.. I just had to add it to the list yesterday.



So, how do one get to know if their details no dey daad.de because I don't think one can just find such information like that. Nigeria wey we dey sef i don't know how many universities dey offer ham nor dia requirements not to talk of a far away country.

Please gurus in the house, help is needed..

vybzkartel:
After courting for years she told me it's over , upon seeing my bare chest for the first time.

She says I have no chest hairs
And no nipples

My heart is broken
She doesn't pick my call anymore

I love her so much, please how do get her back?

yembet:
The best gift. Your photocopy, that w I'll live with you forever.
I hope yo accepted it

GeneviveNnadi:
Good evening all....
Happy Sunday to you all....

Please who applied to University of Bonn, Plant Science and has gotten admissions...

Please let me know look

Or Tropical Forest
Technical University Dresden

Or

International Horticulture @Liebniz University Hannover...



Who has gotten admissions into any of these university with the above listed course of study?

Hashimu:
This is an interesting topic.
Please we need to be educated.

trytillmake:
me too i wanna learn, but my best guess connivance wth a staff in the bank -- nobody wen nr dey hungry this days