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Lalasticlala I saw a huge snake in my dream

Incase you are wondering who she is, Zondwa Wabantu is a prominent OAP in South Africa, who is well known for her signatory attitude of not owning a single pant or bra. Her pantless/braless appearance has won her a few restraining orders(ban) from visiting a couple of African countries e.g Zimbabwe.

I dont know why you quoted me but you only typed the same notion that I opined in my previous comment, therefore, I guess we are on the same page

The woman body is more complex than you think. About one-quarter of rape victims reached orgasm(and some of them for the first time in their lives)...Infact, orgasm is what makes the event more traumatic cos imagine having a feeling that your body betrayed you. Having to live inside a body that enjoyed what it fought hard against in the moment of fear.

Lightangel65:
Women can get organism for anyone even rapists, just depends on how he had sex with her.

Ok leme ask if the rapist rubs her clit till she cums or bangs her well hitting her gspot, will you tell me she can deny her own biology not to orgasm.
Reserch in us shows that 20% of rape victims have orgasms but have a feeling of shame so they say nothing about it

lol you called those facts? But you said women only get orgasms from whom they have affection for.
Just learn or forget it already

Oluromantic:
1/4 of a whole number is what you're nullifying my facts for? Do you know what making research is?

Oluromantic:
[s]She must have invited the robbers to come teach her hubby how to hit a woman. Perhaps she knows the robber rapist from somewhere

It's not under that situation a woman orgasms, except shes been having orgasms outside marriage before and she's used to it at the slightest arousal especially with someone she has affection for[/s]

The woman body is more complex than you think. About one-quarter of rape victims reached orgasm(and some of them for the first time in their lives)...Infact, orgasm is what makes the event more traumatic cos imagine having a feeling that your body betrayed you. Having to live inside a body that enjoyed what it fought hard against in the moment of fear.

Its sleep paralysis.
Check out this thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/5699397/share-sleep-paralysis-experience-here

Calapar:
Hello Nairalanders
There was a time a friend was having a lot of issues. Now he told me one strange thing: most of the nights when he was asleep, at the middle of the night, one strange force would compress a side of his mattress. He would feel it to the extent of waking up but wouldn't be able to open his eyes or do anything. He'd be shaking and be afraid until this thing would go away. He told me and I said he'd try to call out the name, Jesus or blood of Jesus.
He stopped experiencing this long ago until lately. His side of the mattress went down again and he felt it. He struggled to talk. It was like he was handicapped but he managed to call the name, Jesus and His blood and the strange spirit went away but he was very afraid. Till now, he hasn't encountered anything like that.
Has anyone had experience with spirit at night while sleeping? Please share your experience, let's learn.

Attention!! Attention!! Attention!! Please if you know the whereabouts of lalasticlalalalalalalalalalalalalalala, the lover of anything that is scaly and long, A.K.A ori ejo, isi eke 1 of anaconda republic, A.K.A ejolabi el' reptilico...................I no even know wetin I wan talk self

Lol as I saw the title I don sabi say na them
If whatever is in that godforsaken video is a goldmine like it seems, why don't you keep it to yourself and enjoy the newly found treasure all by yourself.
Abi when did Nigerians start been this selfless?

May Allah accept our prayers.

A few more days to go.

Mehn! Exactly what's going on in my life right now.
When a woman so beautiful, calm and respectful to the point that the thoughts of her giving another man attention can make you pass out

EXLOVER:
I'm going through hell right now, I was very happy with my single status o, until world people begin disturb me say i need girlfriend, call me names, call me even stingy sef. I decided to go into a relationship, I love her so much and she love me too, we don't stay together, we see ourselves on few occasion, have never caught her cheating before, but anytime i imagine her cheating, my heart beats very fast, if i call her and it's showing call waiting, my heart beats very very faster.

My girl is very beautiful, like everybody wants her, there was a time we were walking together and one mature man saw us and said, guy is she your girlfriend? Hold her very tight o.

I'm a cheater, but whenever i do it, I'm not always happy with myself, I feel really bad and hurt inside, I'm doing it because I'm having the feeling my girlfriend is cheating.


I feel like ending the relationship, because I'm tired of all the heart beats and BP. I have tried quarreling several times with her, and won't call her, but she will call to apologize, my heart ❤️ will just melt.

God relationship of a thing is very hard abeg. Is any Guy going through this same shit?

My sympathy for you OP!
I have traded on jiji well for years before I carried my business profile to jumia and Instagram(When I saw a clone of my business profile created by a scammer).
Kindly note that scammers always come back to prey on the same site under the same category after sometime(with the same scheme).
My advice is, open a new jiji account(a new mobile number and email), just stay on a low for a few weeks in the same category while you observe new products posted, the scammer will post another similar or the same product and you might be lucky he uses the same profile. If not, this is where your FBI skill comes in.
You will have to master the way the scammer's post was when you first chatted with him then find the most similar post to engage again. From his chats, you will know whether it is the same scammer you are chatting with if you are smart enough(look out for his typing pattern, use of English and photos he sends to you). Loop this strategy till you nail him.
If you ever nail him, request for a payment on delivery just like the last time and this time, it will be your ballgame. Involve SARS/Army IF YOU ARE NOT A YAHOO BOY( cos the case may back-fire against you later)
Then the delivery man can be apprehended and your case will be half-cracked, you should know how the rest would go.

Once again, accept my sympathy for your loss.

spyky:
Help! UBA Nigeria and customer defrauded me this 12/05.

I used this popular online selling app "JIJI" looking for a new phone Note10+.

I transferred 270,000N from my Zenith account to seller UBA during delivery and delivery agent run away with the phone. NOT PAID THROUGH THE APP...

Directly I called the seller and he said that he didn't receive the money but will tell the delivery agent to come back with the phone. This was 12th of May around 5:40PM.

Today 13th of May, he called me at 11:00AM after my Zenith account manager called him to complaint that they will follow his BVN. He argued saying that he was struggling to get the money from his bank because he gave the wrong account. That the account he gave can only receive 50,000N per transaction. Then said it's fine and will immediately send the delivery agent.
Till now he is not picking calls, blocked me on Whatsapp.

Attached the JIJI conversation, WhatsApp profile of the person and debit confirmation.

The fake seller info:
Nurudeen malik, 2148824557 , UBA bank
Phone number: 07040464008

Need help to get my money back please

Mahn!! These news lately.
Damn the world is really sick

No its not!

Sammynelson:
I thought university of hoheniim is not Tuition gree

Okay I'll hit you up on whatsapp.



Kind Regards

Clothingonline9:
I do suit shirt chinos jeans and many more anything men in wears

I swear...I feel ashamed

Stanley1155:
Am thinking of deactivating my nairaland account. I can't be on the same forum with this toddler.

Ok Clothingonline9 just reminded me of this thread of mine.

Clothingonline9:
Good evening boss I didn’t see your order again

oops boss
I contacted too many vendors online. Now I dont know what number is for whom
Are you the one with imported suits collection?

Ope4Christ:
Most Nigerian universities use 5-point scale system. Type your final CGPA e.g 3.96 and you are fine. I did same and scaled through.

But be aware that this University has RESTRICTED ADMISSION for non-Germans. Try to apply to as many universities as possible.

I wa surprised I got their AL today even with my incomplete documents.
I guess my deep motivational letter had them by their balls

Ope4Christ:
Most Nigerian universities use 5-point scale system. Type your final CGPA e.g 3.96 and you are fine. I did same and scaled through.

But be aware that this University has RESTRICTED ADMISSION for non-Germans. Try to apply to as many universities as possible.

I wa surprised I got their AL today even with my incomplete documents.
I guess my deep motivational letter had them by their balls

Incognit0:
Good morning guys, did anyone encounter this issue of university entrance qualification when applying to the University of Hohenheim? It says it mus be between 0 and 999

I just got AL from that school today

How can I ship from Alibaba to Nigeria presently? The shipping prices over there are outrageous .

Regards

It's a popular belief that when someone you know entrusts you with money in your dreams. It basically means you need to return whatever belonging the person has with you presently.
It's like a warning dream.

SPOLO:
no be say i no dey last but my current bae is so poor in bed she doesnt like kissinng just pec,she no sabi romance,she no like stroking my dick,

she will just lay down and expect me to be in mood a times i forced myself to be in mood or i do tell her to rub her ass on my dick...

In fact she no sabi ride me..

So i wan just use dx so that immediately my dick rise e no go fall again bcus its as if ah no find her sexuall attractive or izit ah was being axious and worried over her attitude?

Even d 3 times i had sex with her i didnt cum she was already tired

lol na one chance be that.
Either she no dey attracted to you or
Her libido dey very low. If she sabi what's up, you fit dey watch porn or very romantic movies with am. That one fit activate sex in her head and she go one reciprocate am to you.
You no need kick and start for that kind thing.
Try talk to am, some girls when dem don rape before self dey experience wetin she dey experience.
Talk to am first. Make she open up to you wetin happen gaan.

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SPOLO:
Pls e dey active well?

If you see any jedi we alcohol nor dey e go make sense be that...and go last for body.
But nor be one dose you go take.
First take one for the road and take another for the match

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