₦airaland Forum

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Nice

We are the the real niggarrrs of Africa

desiregold:
The girl gat good sense of humor, I must confess.

FunmilolaGold:
Thank you.
Please I sent you a private message/mail.

dainformant:
My experience in Ireland so far has been trailed with mixed feelings due to the coronavirus. The country is experiencing its worst ever pandemic - with nearly 3000 confirmed cases of the virus and 54 deaths recorded. The government has ordered a lockdown for some months to curb the spread and minimize the effect of the virus in the European country.

The nationwide lockdown has left the country’s public spaces hushed and deserted amid overwhelming public support for extreme measures to control the pandemic. Dublin city and other usually bustling urban centres are now like ghost towns..

In my area in Limerick city, the vast majority of the population appear to be following appeals to stay at home except to buy food, care for vulnerable people, do work deemed essential or briefly exercise.

The government has taken a very good measure to cushion the effect of the pandemic on its residents. Residents whose jobs and businesses closed due to coronavirus are being paid 350 euro PER WEEK. Those enjoying this benefit include Nigerians and other nationalities (both students and workers) who are living in the country. Many Nigerians received their alerts today being Tuesday and were greatly overjoyed.. People are being paid to stay at home and be safe. The payment will go on for 12 weeks...that's 3 months. Just chill at home and get paid.

€350 X N420 (about N147,000) per week.
€1400 X N420 (about 588,000) per month.

Monthly rent is €325 while €50-€70 (depending on your spending capability) can go for groceries for the month. This only happens in civilized countries where the government take good care of their people.

FunmilolaGold:
Please can I get a contact too?

Starboytwo:
Ok here's my first 419 experience...

It was around 2010 or so, was still in secondary school and I saw a text message on my mum's phone saying I won a washing machine, some airtime plus some other freebies, I should quickly call one(attached)number to claim prize...

I saw the message had a different number from the text number, but I called and I spoke with one man, he told me I had won all the above and I was truly happy.. However I will have to send him 1000 glo airtime and automatically my acct balance will be credited with 63,000...

I went to my mum, and asked to borrow 1k, she had heard some of the conversation and repeatedly warned me that they were 419...

I be like, naaa it's not maa, you don't know bout this things yo! Back and forth, but she nor gree gimme 1k... Later i went to my neighbor and borrow 1k(on my mother's name) shaybi i will collect prize it will shock her

I send card and I waited, immediately something inside my head click wait, so I load card on my mother's phone, Dem don load am... So I called

Me - erm, hello, Mr tunde, I have yet to receive the balance, nd how I'm I getting the prizes, especially washing machine etc

Scammer- oh, yes he's got it, that they are working on it, he's in a meeting and he would call me as soon as he's through

Me- hmm, meeting I knew things were beginning to "go throwing"

An few minutes later, I called again, it ranged for a while then he picked

Me - hello Mr Tunde, blah blah blah

Scammer- oga, how far.

The moment I heard the word "oga" I came to the realization say "things don set" .

I actually thanked him, even though I told him I suppose swear for an, this "early moh moh"but I thanked him anyway and he hunged up...

I got back in and I saw my mum and my neighbor talking they both said congratulations... I didn't know how they figured out as I haven't said anything, na so slap just dey enter my head hook, line, sinker everything...

lefulefu:
abeg share ur audio money..i am not bothering u
u can share some to nonny before hunger finish am

agohmamuda:
Guy u serious or u dey joke?

Jayjezey:
Try to review ur words over and over before u come to comment and display ur high level of stupidity

MZrapper:
Shameless Almajiri, are you the only one who hasn't been paid? Is it not March salary? What could have easily turned y'all into a shameless beggar?

Ariza:
Cc


Mynd44

Ariza:
Cc Mynd..44

Ariza:
God bless you.

See how the dude is spilling bladderdash, throwing insults here and there just to sound woke. The lady should upload a screenshot and that would settle it.

mrblessed:
It is very easy to falsely accuse someone in this graveyard, and be readily defended by spineless hanger-ons. Whether she is a she or a he is not the issue. What is the issue is that someone claimed that a PM was sent to her between August and September last year, so, logically, she should provide a screenshot to buttress her point. Anything other than that makes her an amateurish liar.

Jewessgratitudd:
Please I'm not Ma o. Drop it.

I only said what happened. Though I wouldn't know if there are two Arizas but I'm very sure of what I'm saying.
The very first PM I got when I just registered on nairaland last year August was from Ariza. So apologies if you're not the one.

As for friendship, sorry, I don't need any friendships here. If you see me mention anyone, it's prolly cos their comment got me or sounds funny.

Accept my apology
Thank you.

iClef:
No ventilator for you. You're already showing symptoms with that kind of sneeze and yawn.

God will see you through.

iClef:
"Sealer" indeed. Glad you corrected it. No be your fault — na autocorrect.

If you were educated, this is how you would've written it: Run along, (comma) stupid attention seeker! Or "Run along. (period) Stupid attention seeker!

But as you no go school na, I no go blame you sha. At least, you learned something today, so go and teach it to your kids and obese dog.


#Smile.

Please, I'm only teasing you and nothing more. So, don't cry too much.

mannazgee:
Lol..straight foward with an illogical being ,sorry bro women are not straight forward like men as you think unless you are ready to fail 99times.if i may ask you are you dating?how did you get the girl did you ask her out? plzz answer that.even if one girl accepts you after 99 girls reject you that still does not mean she will not turn out to be a deceptive woman okkk

Kubernetes:
Are you a python programmer?

Estimate your risk of CoVid-19 with few questions.

Try out the below python code.

Save with covid19.py

Respond to the questions when prompted.

name = input('name: ')
age = int(input('age: '))

print('\ndo you have any of these symptoms?')
fever = int(input('fever (0= no, 1= yes): '))
cough = int(input('cough (0= no, 1= yes): '))
sob = int(input('shortness of breath (0= no, 1= yes): '))
sore = int(input('sore throat or runny nose (0= no, 1= yes): '))
vomit = int(input('vomiting (0= no, 1= yes): '))
ill = int(input('diabetes, kidney, or heart disease (0= no, 1= yes): '))
epi = int(input('have you been in epidemic region, or in contact with person from that region in last 14 days (0= no, 1= yes): '))

risk = fever*2 + cough*2 + sob*2 + sore + vomit + ill

print('\nok, dear', name)
if epi ==0:
if risk > 4: print("you don't have high risk of COVID 19, it's probably flu,"
else: print("you have how risk of COVID 19 infection,"
if epi ==1:
if risk > 4: print('you have risk of infection, you should wear surgical mask and be isolated until make the test')
else: print("you don't have COVID 19 sign, but may you have risk because of epidemic region, "

if -1<age<41: rate = "0.2 %"
if 40<age<51: rate = "0.4 %"
if 50<age<61: rate = '1.3 %'
if 60<age<71: rate = "3.6 %"
if 70<age<81: rate = '8 %'
if 80<age: rate = '14.8 %'
print('according to your age, if you have infected, the fatality rate is:', rate)