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seen it

ednut1:
Texas chain saw massacre

seen wrong turn

Dirkcoyt:
Wrong turn

Acknowledged sir

elotajohn1:
Evil Death

I pee on your grave

See no Evil

I have seen insidious, gimme more

Greenback:
Insidious 1,2,3

Don't dare watch it @night

To all my fearless horror movie enthusiasts, as we know all work and no play makes 'Ice' a boring dude. I have worked all through the year and I guess its time to flex as this is December already. As part of my agenda for this holiday, I need movies to see, especially horrifying paranormals. Kindly drop all A-list horror paranormal movies here (both classics and recent).

Mine are:

The conjuring 1,2,3
The nun
Momma
IT
Dark skies

Please drop yours too, I need to have a fun-filled holiday.

W3schools.com for Sql and python
Free and easy to assimilate
You mind if we connect? I need a career buddy

iCode2:
Yea, cyber security has a big future. Made some research and I'll be going with data science. I wanted to learn python first but someone suggested I learn SQL first for data science. Do you have books on python or SQL that you can share?

The most horrible of bosses are always women.
I feel like calling that modafucka out,........
It was my first job in a new generation bank outlet, b*tch was a witch!
When she hates you, she'll hate the air you breath out and every other thing that is not trying to frustrate you. She once embarassed her staff members in the presence of customers and one of the customers had to make a report to the HeadOffice against the witch. You won't believe this woman had sat an employee down and made him reisgn under duress without appropriate justification, the said employee had recently got robbed of huge some of money meant for his wedding and lost his mom a week before then.
She hated Marian (not real name) female colleague of mine due to jealousy cos the colleague of mine had 2 SUVs and was living the life. The Manager hated her and every one she was close to including myself. Marian and I once got a mail from the audit unit to shed light unto huge inflows into our personal bank accounts, which they claimed were way above our income from the organisation....We later got the tip from our insider in the HR department that it was our Manager that decided to pry into our accounts. I was like wtf? She even accused Marian of sleeping with clients.
She didnt stop there, she started flying mails trying to associate my name with fraud reports in the branch....lol She claimed I wasn't performing, even when I dragged the branch up the cluster ranking. I got to know she was nuts when she claimed I wasnt performing when she was even on leave.... like damn!!
Shit got realer, when Marian travelled to the states for her leave and came back with a benz 4matic SUV. Damn!! Last last!! I resigned, Marian ran back to USA, one other colleague who had barely spent 3 months resigned too and the whole unit was left to her alone make she dey rock am.

Olorburuku.

3k

mikezuruki:
5k. a give away price. it includes a complete Data science course from udacity too and statistics.

My gf is in your school, Faculty of Mgt Sc., 300 lvl
For that, I'll take you as a hommie.
Get enough data subscription......visit w3schools.com, freetutorials.us, udemy.com......you may also attempt to browse through the programming section of this forum. I believe in a year, you should know the part of IT that is your calling and become a great problem solver.

Take my advice seriously for in it lies a great legit fortune!


Danke!


Modified!
Sorry I didnt from the onset see the part where you stated your interests...I only saw your school and the thread topic. Therefore, you may ignore the above.


Regards.

Topzeeonly:
Hello nairalanders, I own a laptop but I want to learn how to gain skills and make money. I fend for myself in campus but it has never been easy , I'm a student in my second year in Lagos State University.

I stumbled upon a thread on book writing by ilegend a couple of times when I visit this community as a guest (I'm new here tho), and it motivates me to work hard and get something doing. I would like to go into book writing, ilegend I need your help on that one sir.

Would appreciate it if I can learn graphics design from gurus on this platform too. Please help a brother ��.

Give us updates on your chronicles OP.

This is the dracula of all derailings!
I feel like reporting them all

mcqwerty:
Another derailed thread.

I have gotten about 5 clients and a Job from Nairaland within the past 2 years.

You need some help bro?

Thegamingorca:

Easy easy easy nigga!! Quit barking on here like a rabbied neopolitan mastiff, romanceland is not a remedial forum for psychosis specimens

Eglobalma:
I am a little smelly shit, always trying to portray my ugliness to others. I always feel jealous of lunatics cos my prick can be used interchangeably with an ear cotton swab. I hate LADIES who look good cuz I wonder why i am so ugly. Ogun kill me , my father and mother will die miserably cos I am a bastard. I live to insult people, I will so finish my life cos I will soon Bleep my mama smelly toto.what a Bastard I am

This moniker reeks of the uakari monkey also known as badboibipo

Lol you absolutely no nothing about data forensics.

solmusdesigns:




mumu banker, you have unristricted access to the Finacle banking platform and you are tourching cash

Me i will just pay in 15 million into my friends account as soon as i can after the robbers go, and claim the teller and the money was carted away, better yet i will pay it to the account of an online bitcoin trader and contact the trader for the cryptocurrency to be transfered to my wallet, Dubai Cable Visa take 48hrs to max a week


..

Wetin Kasali no go hear for steering?

She is not mad.
It's tantamount to a student buying an expensive designer wallet with his pocketmoney just to keep the remainder change in it.

Don't mind me!!
I always try to find a middle ground in life, you know? something like, I don't wanna be too quiet yet dont wanna be loquacious either, wanna be neither nice nor malevolent, don't wanna be a saint yet, I don't wanna look like a badguy...like I always enjoy the equlibrum point of life's seesaw..somehow I have been able to pull it off, this has birthed the enigma I put people tryinna understand me in.


Point is I would have loved to be a junkie but the health implications are way costlier than the cruise, you know? So I do the thing once in every 'blood moon'

Back to raps,
Your love for rick ross, kanye and nicki reminds me of the old track 'monster' by kanye west ft rick ross, jay-z and nicki (kanye was laggard but Jay-z and nicki killed it) Its highly recommended by me
You may also download 'freestyle' by MI ft loose kaynon and Ice prince for your love for MI

By the way Jamaican songs yarn nothing but the cold truth, Vec is way sicker than that maltina bottle

maynation:
I love Ye's pattern of rap tho, he seems to make some fixed rhythms with his voice while rapping,
I have a few of his songs even J Cole too.

But Skepta and Chipmunk? Hardly come across them.

You just spoilt the whole thing with Jamaican songs .

And yeah, you sounded like a junkie judging from the boldened and your love for your love for Jaimacan songs.

I used to love Kanye before KK walked into his life
For now, J cole, Skepta, Chipmunk and some other MCs
I only would love to listen to trap music when I'm stoned(high) or when I'm hurt.
Asides Rap, Jamaican songs are my favs.

I know by now, you must think that I'm a junkie or something but guess what? I wish you were right!!!

maynation:
Basically foreign.
My Top 7 of all time.
1) Rick Ross
2) Kendrick Larma
3) Migos
4) Rae Sremmurd
5) Logic
6) Nicki Minaj and
7) Post Malone


I listen to others tho,these are just my favourites.

Dope!!
The ones in bold fonts are dope rappers
In italics are trappers
Post Malone aint no MC

maynation:
Basically foreign.
My Top 7 of all time.
1) Rick Ross
2) Kendrick Larma
3) Migos
4) Rae Sremmurd
5) Logic
6) Nicki Minaj and
7) Post Malone


I listen to others tho,these are just my favourites.

Intriguing it is!!What kinda raps? Local or foreign?
Betterstill, list your favourite MCs
Please dont say M.I

maynation:
Yeah.
I only do raps.

You love Rap?

maynation:
Hahaha.

That's mean, common don't be like Vector.

Honestly, your phones are costly.
And I doubt they are from UK/US.....You know what I mean, I dont wanna spoil your market.

Just for a day that I'll look back at my hustling days and wrap those subliminal thoughts with a smile while I blow 100mph down a less travelled road leading to mom's neighbourhood in my trendy G-wagon.

This your story ehnnn...

The oracle greets you......and he has a message for you.
He says, 'this thread of yours is meant to be a shiny star among its peers but it's glory is currently been used as entertainment by the village cabal', for this thread of yours to reach the destined land, you need to unlock its glories from the clutches of the rural caucus. You will need to appease lalasticlala(el' reptilico).
Look son, I am a herbalist of few words and without further ado, the list goes thus.............................

Where is your exact location, if in lagos?

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