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Akpurakpumbem!!

Its so sweet to meet a new chic!! With the whole fresh emotions, the value of uncertainty, tabula rasa (clean slate) and all....
But you need to go easy on the buying spree bro!
Whether decent or not, It spoils these girls way too much, worse if she is already the entitled materialistic type. Be careful, you sound too confident about her but I smell manipulations and clinginess with all her uneccessary weeping and deliberate tagging you along to make purchases meant for her without asking you to pay, I put it you that she using every man's weakness against you, which is..............'ego' (just like you already said you dont want her to say you never helped her in future).
I'm not trying to burst your bubbles neither am I trying to smother the butterflies in your tummy, rather, this is just a re-awakening so you could avert the likelihood of what happened between you and that ABJ girl to reccur.
Girls will always be girls bro, everywhere and anywhere, once you seem to be non-manipulable, you forever earn the respect that you yarn for.
Yeah spoil them with your money but let them know you are the messiah and messiahs that I know show no weakness!

Iogobenz:
Update guys.
Hailings to all my homies.Tillaman and co..


But that 50k pain me sha lol.plus sneaker money too
Anyways here's the sneakers.i hope it's feminine enough sha.

You wife can even be her own boss!! Early morning akara dey sell well!

A FURRC boy just like me does the heart-stealing thingy the best!!

FU-nny
R-ich
R-omantic
C-ute

I'm so with you bro

doctorkush:
are u thinking what ayam

This is your best bet

Jayslicky:
You are just stressing yourself over nothing, you just have the ability to control your erections, the more you think of something sexual your organ gets erects, there are few men like that.

Until you test your penis in a girl, you can't claim to be impotent, try get a girl so you would know.

WOW!!
On my way to shop 22, off Edidi road, Ebinpejo lane, Idumota, Lagos to GRAB MY COPY NOW!!!

For fvck sake who da Fvck is this?

Charleys:
It's only professional until it affects you. No one cares about professionalism just like no one cares about saving lives in the hospital.

Its all about the money.

You are not paying attention to the real message, 'Extra Savings'
The bank is telling you to ditch your girl and save more. You owe the bank gratitudes and financial therapy fee!

Just kidding though!!
Just walk right back into that branch and inform the service manager that they'll be hearing from your lawyer if that happens again, it depends on your packaging though!
Financial institutions hate locking horns with customers in court especially if its gonna result into losing funds to compensate., INFACT, officials at fault may even be sacked or sanctioned.

Coming from a professional

Obviously a parody account. Nairaland still dey learn!!

Although suicide is never the best option, if you feel otherwise, would you do yourself the honor of taking down one of these politicians before you end it please?
You die a hero!!!

Please what was the reason for denial?

specialmati:
pls anyone knows how I can withdraw my money from fintiba I was denied visa.

Educative!

#Myrants

I've got a lotta bills on my plate!!
Just bought a phone for my gf
And before I travel home for December, I need to buy another 2 phones(one for mum, one mine), fix an iphone and a samsung screen, just fixed a laptop and I still need to fix another one, move to an area of longer distance to my workplace(need to park my car for BRT to and fro work), bag a certification...All before December with the giant processes of leaving the country soon.

I'm wasted!!

Bro I have good grades, Certifications and 2 years IT experience (banking) in Nigeria

Thegamingorca:
Mate You'll hardly see these blue collar jobs you are dreaming of on landing. Infact prepare to not only scrub toilets and pit latrines but flip burgers for the next few yrs as an undergrad.

If you want to succeed and get IT placements you'll need to get good grades. And to get good grades you have to sacrifice flipping burgers or work too.

With your long epistle, you still missed the point!
Silence in this case doesn't mean numbness neither does it warrant you to be less pro-active.
Take the initiative or leave it. Anyways noisemaking is part of marketing so Shalom!

iLegendd:
Only stupidity will make you hustle in silence.

Do you want to know why? When you hustle in silence, you're greedy. When you hustle and loudly share, you motivate others to pick interest, you make more friends who will turn to client, and you become more popular. Fame fetches money.


When you hustle in silence, you miss all the above. If you know anyone who is hustling in silence, that person is a greedy introvert.


Hustling in silence sounds good to the ear, but it's bad in reality.


You MUST make some reasonable noise if you want to be heard. Most of these quotes you guys post are created by introverts who cage themselves in their comfort zone and start dishing out quotes.

An intelligent introvert wants you to be an introvert like him, so he comes up to sweet quotes to cage you from exploring and making some noise.

Silence is powerful, but only after you've made noise and heard. If you're unknown, silence will hurt you. If you're already known, then silence is powerful.

Don't just swallow all quotes you see — some are crafted to cage.

Do you know how many people I have motivated just by not hustling in silence? If everyone hustles in silence, how will you learn? If we all hide just because we want to obey a quote that says, "Hustle In Silence" who will show who?

Hustling is silence is a quote of a nervous introvert who is afraid of being abused if he talks. So, he comes up with a quote to make himself feel good. No no no nooooo! That quote is bad.

Make some noise, but don't oppress people while making the noise. It's called...let's keep it for another day. Hustling in silence is for those who do bricklayer jobs or offline work.

Those who do online work need to make noise to make more money. If what you're selling is already popular, then you don't need to make noise again, but monetize the noise you made when you started.

iPhone doesn't need to make noise again to sell. Why? It had already made noise before and now it's known. Noise must be made if you want to be heard, even though there is a quote against it that says, "Empty drum makes the loudest noise."

Please, I beg you in the name of God, don't follow all these quotes that are seemingly created by wise people 100% to heart. If you want to succeed in life, you must break some quotes or rules. There are some quotes by Einstein that most people go against and succeed more compared to those obeying.

Trying to please people or do things in a way everybody will like just to be loved and not bullied is one of the reasons most people are depressed or broke today.

#Smile.

Lol trust me I do, All my friends are there and I'm not feeling entitled, check my post again, Its just a plan, doesn't mean I'm not up for uncertainties

Thegamingorca:
You already feel entitled...You don't know what you are really up against

Cos you scrubbed toilets doesn't mean every other person will

Thegamingorca:
You'll hardly see these blue collar jobs you are dreaming of on landing. Infact prepare to not only scrub toilets and pit latrines but flip burgers for the next few yrs as an undergrad.

You sure make more noise than money.
Check out that T-shirt below

Keep on hoping cos right on this thread, I've seen plethora of dreams come through.
As for me, I already got AL for M. Sc Development Economics, University of Siegen, which I deferred cos of my awaiting IT certifications, which I will always prioritize over any other thing.
With my admission asides, I'm currently planning on applying for a 2nd Bachelors degree in Information technology against winter next year to buttress my IT career. So in the meantime, I'm acquring more IT experience with German language skills cos I'm not planning to quit my goodpaying job here in Nigeria all to be washing office toilets for 11 euros per hr in DE. I could have even sworn that my friends over there would have attempted using voodoo to draw me over if they could cos ''We all can't wait''. This year is just too long lol

Luxiana19:
Hi! Yes I am a newbie. And fingers crossed, hoping with all my heart to be in DE ,winter semester 2020. Thank goodness for this thread slash manual on everything German education and all. How about you?

that was the first thing that came to my mind

Divard:
[The question is"is it working? or just a bunch of plastic joined together

lol not so intense though
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Not has acute as you think! The penis is made of muscles and blood vessels, constant knacking will ensure constant blood surge to the penis, dont forget our blood carries food nutrients that are essential for growth, a constantly flaccid penis will be deprived of blood surge.
The penis grows slowly unlike some other muscular bodyparts, so increase/decrease in girth might not be easily noticeable, last last, genetics will still play the most role

Guygola:
Really so guys that don't kpansh have stunted joystick?

Sure it does!

Guygola:
We all did biology and we came across law of use and disuse. For those that have forgotten this law states that any part of our body we over use always tends to grow bigger and the ones we under use gets smaller. While the female sex organ obey this law to the detriment of the female specie, Does this now mean the male organ suffer the same fate albeit at an Advantage to the man?

soapy gang, where at thou?

Oya drop account number make credit alert kee you

4 hours? why not a whole day?.... me sitting down at work for 4 straight hours is even tiring.

Life lessons