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Article 45 of the bro code says:
"In no circumstance should a bro break a girls' fight until enough clothings have been torn and/or one of them is butt/boob-naked"
Kindly note

MrCork:
I normaly close my eyes during that period

pocohantas:
They done come

Leave am naa.....Be your own boss...be your own boss.......Asides fraud, let him kindly name a business (SME) you can start in Nigeria with/without a capital that will yield 1000 dollars profit in a month. Awon hungry 'check my siggy' crew

Abfinest007:
being ur own boss is better because u can be sack at anytime

You know how quick yankee people always get the police involved in violent matters, he might consequently be tagged armed robber/accomplice at the end. Dark magic may be the way out, as it is not constitutionally regarded as crime, trust me his boss will provide his benefits when he gets juju threats, whether potent or not. Trust me I dont believe in these things but its a weapon I use against people who believe in it, in the slightest threat(empty threats), they'll yield.
I have used the technique for different business clients around the world, that thought they were smart and could outmanoeuvre their way around contract agreements. Those threats always work. (none of them wants to be deported to this godforsaken apocalyptic land, you know?)

MrBrownJay1:
sometimes you have to act like a mad person to deal with mad people...

I see you want him to rot in prison.

MrBrownJay1:
unless you have a written contract then wait for her to come back again to Nigeria, before you contact them area boys.

yeah I heard it when you were shouting #endsars with your keyboard

buzorcharles:
I have been shouting #endsars yet they don't wanna end sars. pls guys be careful on how u deal with evil sars

Attention!! Attention!! Attention!!
Nwaamaikpe's account has been hacked.
Whoever has been behind Nwaamaikpe's account, dishing out the uttermost of inane comments lately.....kindly see below

NwaAmaikpe:




First and foremost I'd love to say a huge thank you to the commenter above me.
With that done, over to you OP.


Shalom.

But i don tell you say make you abort mission

4ckz:
Bravo 3, this is Bravo 5.

We are under HEAVY fire. I repeat, under HEAVY fire.
Over.

You are welcome, my DM is available if you need some help career-wise.

ovalrose:
Oh alright. Thanks.

Roger that!!

PraiseJoshua8:
Command Control this is delta 1...the sweet pit is the target point...i repeat the sweet pit is target point!!!

Lunar Base!! this is Command Control.....Mission compromised and target-point negative...Abort mission, I repeat, Abort mission!!!

Okoroawusa:
Alpha 1 the target is not clear I repeat the target is not clear

May day! May day!

Sorry I got a DM from someone else while you weren't available and he got it intead.
Anyways, I could see you would love to be in the IT security field. Fortunately, that's my line of work.

ovalrose:
0170244658 gtbank. Sorry my phone went off since and we have no light; i only just collected it from where it was charging outside

Paste your acct no

ovalrose:
Sis pls, you have to realise that there is hunger in the land. 2k would go a real long way to help some ppl...even me sef even though i would rather remain anon on a forum like this. Pls dont be too harsh on us. If you can, me now sef i would love you to gift me with even 5k...it would greatly assist me in feeding. Thanks

I almost puked at the sight of all the pics up here except for yours.
Classy!!

Bosman17:
Breakfast and lunch

How did you know?

Nooil:
Im betting you're less than 27

I am libra and I always like been sad too. Whatchu got to say about that?

Miarose:
It's the virgo in you. Your role here is to empathize and tend to the world. read more about yourself and embrace it. I am exactly like you too. And please, don't marry a Scorpio..

The cafe at Ikeja GRA.
Just make sure death doesn't befall you over there cos you would be going straight to hell.
Thank me later

coolestchris:
Suggest

I love you...no homo

RealSleek:
That’s the problem with you guys is that you think development is all roads and bridges.. even a brainless governor can do that.. ,in fact they need stupid projects to make themselves richer...how has that affected people’s life personally.. right now Oyo road is okay.. good policies that will alleviate poverty and improve lives for generations is what we need.

Its aguda...thats my area, my house is just a stone throw away and that the bank's ATM that I always use. I'm at work right now and still trying to calculate the safest route to my house right now
I can bet its the road union boys and not cultists

ijewejones:
I can boldly say that the scene is kilo_masa in surulere


Thank God for online ooo,didn't know such is going on & my relatives reside around there..


Na only few days to 2020,May no innocent person be harmed in any way In Jesus Name;Amen!

May God change the heart of those that overfed, and came out to fight In Jesus Name;Amen

Thanks @ Angelfrost

This case of yours is on another level entirely.
Your dad is the Martin Luther King of deadbeats...no offence

jellybabee:
in life some children get to truly know what their mum passed through, while some know part of the whole story....
To start with my own dad....I do miss him a lot almost every day....I have tried to call him several times... His response z always who z speaking? When I tell him am d one...he start raining insult.... N t hurts me more n more everyday of my life. My dad never really cared for my Mum n we his children.. both emotionally,psychologically n financially. During my childhood we hardly av visitors at home because my dad comes home late from work including weekends, he was never at home. We barely eat twice in a day,we were always sent home for nonpayment of school fees but we lived in a well furnished apartment...while my dad was not paying house rent oo because d house belonged to his uncle based in another state then n we lived there for 14years plus ,with d fact that my dad's company was one of the leading companies in the state we were then. Through out my years of staying with my parents... I never saw my dad do anything by himself... Z either he ask my Mum or d any of his kids to do t....when my dad z eating one of d kids will av to stay close to b refilling his glass of water from d jug in his front ....practically right from childhood till date...I never saw my dad lifting anything up on his on....except glass of cup directly to his mouth ,food n drugs. He didn't allow my Mum to work because he thinks she z too beautiful to go outside. I can still remember how I cried hell begging my dad to give me waec registration fee a day before d registration close.... He laughed at me telling to wait for him to receive the 3million balance for the payment of the contract he was doing at that time n the same day was my 17th years birthday... I cried that night.... Eventually he gave me part of the money the next day n I borrowed d rest from my teacher at school..... The week I finished my exam ,I started working as a salesgirl... enrolled myself in night classes lesson n wrote jamb (medicine at OAU) ...n passed... I took my result to my dad ....he told me plainly.. that he z not ready to sponsor any child to school... I had to go back to my work n saved money till d following year n at the same time help to buy foodstuffs at home for my Mum n other siblings.... So a year after my secondary school, I decided to go for NCE since t cost less .....During that period my Mum moved out which we d kids supported because my dad was promiscuous together with his non caring attitude... but that period he always come home with a particular woman that tries to beat our mum if not for the intervention of my elder brothers.....my dad then called a meeting with us(kids) begging us not to associate no visit our mum n he z ready to sponsor our education to any level n he was making funny jokes as if he z a different man from d one DAT can slap u for a little mistake.... I finished school n got married quietly without any party because I feel tz not necessary....sometimes I wish to further my studies soon...Most people look at u wen u say u av NCE as if u r not serious... What if I had decided to work more after my NCE n then further instead of getting married? ....maybe I would av dated several men in d name of searching for Mr right huh? N t wouldn't av guaranteed govt job as well. There was a time I went for neco script marking interview..,... And the Interviewer were interrogating n looking at me like .....despite your good result you only av NCE They asked me y...n I told them my parents were not able to send me to university ooo...n d man z looking at me lyk am not serious at all oo... Back to the story... I don't hate my dad but he has refused to communicate with any of his kids... He doesn't have our phone number sef....we once had our dad arguing with our mum DAT he never wanted kids but just her alone. He has been married on n off since then, but I heard from my Mum that dad got married again recently n his wife just gave birth to a baby boy....well he still calls our Mum to come back to him....so please what do you think we the kids should do?

God bless you too bro

ayoplenty:
It's like some of those commenting did not read the modified post of the Op.
He was taking side with his mother then but he has grown in wisdom and experience hence his new standpoint. The mom and dad were never separated, why all negative comments.
You have done well Op. God bless you and your family �

No not like tha.

I want peace doesnt mean all is well.

midnighter:
Thank you

He just has to save himself from being awkwardly frozen out of the family since his mother doesnt have any quarrel with the man again

He did not apologise at all ooo
Life is unfair you know.

Ryan03:
ah! Now I get the whole picture. But icecoldveins you should have stated that the first time na, it means your dad has apologized to your mum and settled everything while you refused to mend fences (I stand corrected). You should have been plain from the beginning

lol you are my buddy oooo, its by force..Not deliberately though.

Ladycewhy:
lol i am not chewing on anything ,and i am not your buddy ,just pointing out what i think cos you deliberately changed the narrative and left people to form their opinions blindly.

This right here is exactly the point. Life is unfair you know?
You earn my RESPECT!!

ibkayee:
Yeah I think he's doing it to get along, which is the safest and most 'peaceful' approach, it just sucks that it won't address let alone fix the deep underlying issues. That's life I guess so I don't blame him

You are kind of on point, I don't care if I'm singled out though.
I just dont want the rift between us have any spiritual or circumstantial implications on me in future, you'll never know, I might actually be fathering a son too in future, chew on that buddy.

Ladycewhy:
The op deliberately left of that detail and now this thread has turned into something else.

As it stands the op is the only one in his family who has not mended fences with his dad. His mother and other siblings have all done that. And now he has to make extra effort by apologizing and buying gifts lest he becomes the black sheet of the family.

IceColdVeins did i leave anything out?

Bro I don't think I need that. There is almost no valid reason for treating one's wife and children badly.
He's an a$$hole yeah, I just want peace and nothing but peace since my mom is still with him

Belafonte:
So, IceColdVeins, did you have the talk with your dad about why things ended the way they did and why he took the decision he did?

You just dey talk like say you sabi my situation pass me. Baba channel your frustration enter another side.

PataAlhaja:
Frustrated ke? . See this mumu wey wan use watch and wine enter him papa will. Yahoo boy like you.

Your papa sef suppose don see through your ruse. He'd be like, "How can this boy who I abandoned for years be coming back now that I am getting old? Something must be fishy. Barrister Festus, I hope my will is still intact.".

The matter concern me o. Na you carry your family matter come Nairaland and we must talk sense into your nonsense head.