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Shank909:
I swear I have tried it before. I bought one big pandoro( that fruit that looks like yam) I collected its water and added to Ori butter and applied it on my gbola for some weeks I got discouraged when I didn't notice any result and I discontinued using it.

Shank909:
Bros I hope you are not planning to prescribe any dick enlargement treatment bcus none works, even google proves it.

Shank909:
Hi Everyone, I know this topic might appear reasonable to some people and some people might think it's nothing to worry about but I want you all to remember the adage that says he who wears the shoes know where it pinches. I know there are one thousand and one problems in the world to worry about than dick sizes but my people it is actually something to worry about too. I am in my mid 30s and married with kids. No gain saying, I'm a very cute guy to the extent that people tell me almost everyday, I'm tall and slim. I'm kind and full of positive vibes, I'm well doing as well I almost got it all but I keep wondering why having a small dick should be my portion I guess it's actually true about the saying that no one has got it all but I swear if there is one thing I would love to change about me is my dick size. I have two opinions about my dick it is average when hard but looks like that of a toddler when flaccid. It's about 3.5inch when it's flaccid and about 6.5 when hard which seem a bit long but slim. To me, I know my dick is small but to many ladies they kept saying it's average and its cool. I never had a girlfriend leave me because of my dick size in fact all my exes never let go totally they keep coming back, one even told me she prefers medium sized dick like mine because it is easy for her to f**k anyday anytime without feeling pains unlike big dicks. She might be telling the truth but my instincts would not agree.

Although, almost all my girlfriends always complained that my doggy is bad and always affect their belly, my wife can't even give me doggy style at all she complains all the time and begged me not to go all in. Well, I think my dick is a bit long but I don't like the fact that it is slim and get more angry and worried when it's flaccid. I'm grateful to God that my wife is not sex freak and I'm kinda sure my size is okay for her. I have tried different type of dick enlargement treatment but I realized all are fake and no enlargement works unless surgery which I might still consider in future. I feel insecure with my size that going to the swimming pool is a problem for me even though I love swimming, I find it hard to wear shorts or strip to my panties in public(pool or beach or even with friends) which I noticed most of my friends who have big dicks do normally. Whenever my friends or younger brothers come to my house for holiday I don't let them wear shorts or something that will reveal their dick size and I used the kids as an excuse. I and one of my friends traveled out of the country and stayed at an apartment for 3 months and I was either wearing a trouser to bed or wear a big short just so my friend will not notice my dick size meanwhile this my friend likes nudity any small privacy he wants to put off trousers. There was a time he asked me why I like to wear clothes to bed but I told him its because of cold.

The reason why I feel depressed is that I think I'm losing self confidence in myself even though I'm doing well in every other aspect, my look and achievement used to bring pretty ladies my way and whenever any lady is flirting with me I would just be thinking inside of me that "is it with your small dick that you want to f**k this one. Some of my wife's single friends flirted with me a lot but whenever I remember my small size I will just friend zone them cuz I don't want any embarrassment for my wife and myself. To make matter worse my type of ladies are the thick ones especially one with a big ass isn't that weird? But one thing that gives me confidence is that I sure know how to make good use of my dick but then it would be better if bigger.

Please nairalanders, how do I overcome this problem and social media made it worse with their advocate for big dick and make it seem like all women like it big and you are at a risk of being cheated on if you have a small dick. Even though I trust my wife to a very large extent and we live in peace and harmony I still can't stop thinking she might want to experience a bigger dick if she had a chance to.

Parachoko:
Mtcheww

On Bola Ahmed Tinubu's pencil-dick I Sit Gidigba

Datboredberri:
Bro... Go and read stories on beastiality so you don't sound ignorant...

It's not a gender thing...

A dog's penis can become very large... That's why many people have sex with them...

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
May you experience labour and period cramps , may you carry a child in your belly for 9 months while still moving around on swollen feets , may you breastfeed a child till you faint from exhaustion , may your breast swell up in pain as your child has no appetite , may you be up at night with no hope for rest during the day , may you carry a baby to work
May you cook , clean , bath the babies , and still go to work and come back and proceed to repeat the same process
You will experience pain in all parts of your body for 5 days a month
You shall feel your manhood contract painfully every month and when you walk you'll think your intestines want to fall out
When you use the toilet you'll think your intestines want to fall out
When you pee you'll feel pain but you're not sick so no medicine for you
You'll purge 3 days every month and you'll feel pain
In the end of everything noone will console you , rather they'll prey on you and tell you that you're not the first so endure
Even if it's just a nightmare , I pray you experience what it really feels like to be a WOMAN , if you knew you'd go and look for your mother but the sad and brutal truth is that YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

edoman2016:
As in ehh! Poultry and fish farming is overrated. Too many losses

Les:
7k!!! Me when I worked as a bar cleaner!
I'm still not better off and this is a cry for help.
If you have something good for an agric graduate, lemme know abeg!

olukaygold:
I just On the TV last night and to my surprise, it work fine,but when I tried to On it this morning,still showing inked Screen... I don leave am for God...na me Bleep Up.

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sukkot:
bros which one be 10 odds ?

ThatrealestApex:
Just block her and allow the Airtime she borrowed from me go like that? I don't run a charity organization here Mr. Man.. I had to collect back my airtime before blocking the Bitch.

Khaysee:
Vintage 6k
Beach wear 7500

chrisethanet:
it is used to launder money, or share proceeds of crime, especially programmers..
we can be a group of programmers and hack lets say an investment platform, if the organization reports the heist to fbi and interpol, any wired transfer will be traced even in crypto.
so we all create nft pages create prices amounting to our share on our nft art and we are paid by the ring leader. To the novice some billionaire is buying art for 4million dollars, not knowing we are sharing our stolen funds

bukatyne:
Nope!

She has the experience of the primary provider + primary caregiver.

It is a disaster.

MadamVanessa:



In the case of Juju you better die and go nonsense I no send you say make you go put hand for nonsense.

But in q case of where you're forced at a gun point, then that's when you should know that wisdom is profitable to direct. You do the needful and save your life and that of your mum, and take consolation in the fact that, there are some tribes in this world in which sleeping with one's mother is not a crime or a taboo.

Something of this nature happened to me in 2011, then I was living with my uncle and the wife , their children then were pretty young.

That faithful Day, armed men stormed my uncle house at night with mask, the took what they wanted to take, as they wanted to leave, the gang leader say that he will shoot all of us if I refused to do what he will asked me to do.

Not in my wildest dream will I have believe or imagine that he will asked me to go and give my uncle Mouth Action. When he said that, I was shocked. I immediately rushed to where my uncle was lying unzipped his trousers remove the flaccid dick and put in my mouth and gobble it. The thing didn't want to rise, another wahala

Does niggars saidvthat they're not leaving untill my uncle dick stand. I told my uncle myself to relax his mind and think of another person handling his dick, which he did, and immediately the thing kick up strong like the rock of Gibraltar. I gobble the dick, to the point my uncle wife got jealous when my uncle was moaning even me I wanted to remove my pant and put the dick head inside my p*ssy

Long story cut short, my uncle wife till date believe that I was the one that arranged that robbery so to take that opportunity to suck the husband's dick. Imagine me that save them

demolinka:
By now she must know that Konji's parents had him out of wedlock

demolinka:
By now she must know that Konji's parents had him out of wedlock