₦airaland Forum

Look at the kinda bed in a hospital.. tufiakwa.

lexy2014:
sexy right?

Gay guys have started showing themselves.

millhouse:
Just wen I want d to sell off my skye bank shares

With time trading will commence. Emefiele is a wise man.

Mutemenot:
Na life bro. Same way some people say God forbid to ram, sheep, snail e t c

Including pig

nawa oo..

Oya Freeze over to you!

She is beautiful....!! I love beautiful ladies.

Enemking:
I don't know why most female celebrities in Nigeria are in their husbands house

Where do you want them to be before...?

We rep everywhere!!

We are like Mtn (everywhere you go)

condomuser:
I work at KPMG. Fantastic place to work earming N1.2m/month.

You must be a Senior Manager.

Its just a guess tho..

ciggy000:
KPMG so you feel when it comes to accounting someone with a Bsc is better than HND?

I wonder why the HR dept will formulate such a biased policy.

johncreek:
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I wanna ask this question as I am sure there are KPMG, PwC and co staffs here. Is it that applications from second class lower graduates are usually rejected?

Maybe that is the reason why I haven't received an aptitude test invitation mail from them before.

Please response will be appreciated.

buhariguy:
Apc and Pdp could not believe that The f9 senator could get this number of vote,
That means the number of the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of bia-fra terrorist have increased in osun state,
It also means buhari is a true democrat.

biafra terrorist??

How I wish your brain can be restored to its default settings.

hisgrace090:
Provide money for those lab improvement one Nigerian will hide it in one of his hidden bank account, that's how bad things have degenerated in Nigeria.

You are right!

Ejiod:
When I'm not mad to do PhD in Nigeria. God forbid..Lecturers that Dont update their Operating system talk less of infrastructure.

My broda shey ur own na Ph.D, me na Masters sef.. I don't wanna do it in this country.

EVILFOREST:
He is an EEDIOT.
Eating Unripe things bad except UNRIPE PLANTAIN

Lols!!

KOPT33:
Let this goat be locked away for 30 years. Afterall I used alternative methods to relieve myself all the days when my pr.ick used to stand all day with focused attention.

methods like......??

Wicked woman!!

The single V ranked soldier that hit someone's head with a baton now in his mind he has instilled discipline. Mtcheeew!!

The high rate of unemployment in this country no be here oo If over 2000 people applied in Kwara state, then I wonder how many applied in Lagos...! Las las it all balls down to Ima Madu. This is Nigeria.

By the way..,

Why are they all wearing white on white like otondos in NYSC orientation camp.

Who is this Kokun sef....

Later, some morons will still be shouting sai baba. The only thing this old man came to Aso Rock to do is to arrest people that he has beef with under the disguise of "fighting corruption". Yet some thieves which he appointed are looting billions on a low key. I'm sure Prof. Ambrose died as a result of the shock. Perhaps he never believed he would be arrested after all the remarkable infrastructure he provided to the Edo & Delta people.

Why trying to send a bullet through your throat down to your oesophagus/stomach/intestine... That is long process man! There are much easier ways to die. You should have just aimed at your brain. You would have died instantly.

Shey you couldn't stand the shame that is why you tried to commit suicide.

There would have been a great joy in Nigeria if it were to be a member of boko haram or a herdsman that was shot dead,, instead of the commander. RIP to the commander. What a waste of life & bullets too.

I wanted to bypass the post shaa until I saw Michael Okpara Uni..... what a shame. Las Las you will end up in jail.
#Shun_Cultism
It doesn't pay!

davidif:
As much as i love Naija and its people there are some things that really irritate me about the country and its the way they communicate with English language. Nigerians think that in other for them to express themselves in the English language, they have to uses flowery and superfluous words even when they know that a simple one would do. I came across this hillarious piece from the BBC that described this frustration i have with Nigerians and boy did it feel good to finally run into someone who shared my frustration with the Nigerian people. Enjoy hahahaha.


Letters from Africa: Nigeria's art of flowery language
In our series of letters from African journalists, novelist and writer Adaobi Tricia Nwaubani considers the art of Nigerian verbosity.

My friends in the international media are perplexed by the flowery language often used in press releases from Nigerian officials.
The pretentious diction, dying metaphors and padded sentences would make George Orwell somersault in his grave.

Take, for example, this paragraph from a press release by the Nigerian parliament:
"The seminar is aimed at making good the promise of the National Assembly that we are on the same page with the President Buhari led administration and in line with the legislative agenda, that there is a synergy between the National Assembly and the Presidency in the fight against corruption.
"It is to reaffirm the point that you cannot clap with one hand. It is our way of saying that there must be a legislative strength to back the anti-corruption stance of the present administration."

Here is another example, this time a paragraph from a Nigerian military press release:
"The Nigerian Army in synergy with other security agencies under its constitutional mandates... acted responsively in order to de-escalate the deteriorating security scenario in-situ.
"Instructively, the military and other security agencies exercised maximum restraints against the odds of provocative and inexplicable violence that were employed against them...
"It is rather inconceivable for any individual or group to have decided to inundate the general public with an anecdote of unverified narratives in order to discredit the Nigerian Army in the course of carrying out its constitutional duties despite the inexplicable premeditated and unprovoked attacks..."

Such long-winded passages can also be found in the local press, which commonly use expressions such as "the remains of the deceased have been deposited in the mortuary", "men of the underworld", "hoodlums" and "tantamount to insubordination".

Foreigners wonder why Nigerian government officials do not opt for simpler language.

Are they intentionally trying to confuse the public or to conceal information?

Well, these press releases are simply following an age-old Nigerian tradition of verbal ornamentation.

For us, important information has always been best conveyed with grandiloquence.

Too much gi-ramma.

Reading that "he shifted this, he gently did that" is really unpalatable to the eyes & ears. I can't believe this. Someone announcing her sexual act to the public. This our generation got no regard for decency.

Belly inflated with alcoholic gas. Nigerian police kwenu oo.. The next thing is to collect bRibe and run for their lives when thieves appear.

Kemi Adeosun is gone. Now this old man has carried out his biased appointment again.. tribalistic human being. You think we are still in the military era abi...

Godwin Emefiele you need immunity oo

mbukun:
Yes. Go to their website. For graduate trainees

Thanks paL.

Cheap popularity. Mtcheeew!! Some people will just be visiting social media and be posting rubbish.

If you question that lifeless iroko tree, he will tell you that he is appointing those he can trust. Trust my ass.

Your islamisation agenda will be null & void.

We southerners are now wiser than before. If my vote won't count in 2019, God please give me visa.

Enough is enough biko.

You dunno that you needed to have a strong spiritual backing before you started running your mouth.

You forgot that its not every self acclaimed man of God that is truely genuine. Some will go the extra mile to show you pepper for pouring sand in their garri.

Also, you did not consider reputation risk before you started blasting Pastors abi.. Your clients are members of those churches managed by those pastors. None of them will want to have anything to do with you anymore. It is one risk that is difficult to undo.

Abeg carry your cross. Everybody get him own problems to solve.