₦airaland Forum

[color=#1980BC] Tis been a while we made front page.... Beginning to think we was getting too old for this sh**t.. [/color]

[color=#1980BC] Why repelling...and not attacking?..[/color]

but...

hyut..

[color=#1980BC] Do away with the missionary position....Try prone bone position, it will link your dick past her vaginal canal directly to the mouth of her womb...like your dick hole will feathering her cervix wall thereby making doubly sure your ejaculate goes throw the opening into her womb without wasting time in the vaginal canal which if it is too thick might not even let your ejaculate get up to the cervix thus delay conception...[[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Just became redpilled....So...[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Congratulations... You're now F.U.B.A.R... F**ked Up Beyond All Recognition...[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Stupid f**king simp...[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Konji na bastard..[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Mr Man, you have become inadvertently a cuckold. A cuckold is that dude whose wife share the goodies and the husband is aware. What a sad moment for you...There are two choices, one is that you can confront but forgive her because of your baby but know it that you have been emotionally scarred forever and things might never be the same again as you play the tape in your mind of somebody pounding the sh**t out your wife's pussy and this is someone you paid bride price for. Two, you just f**k it and send her packing....the choice is yours.[/color]

[color=#1980BC] We could be red pilled and close minded to say "Kick her out" But there is an innocent foetus involved so we say "reason this out logically"... Though we aren't saying you should sacrifice your convenience for her sake due to her betrayal, we just saying you should do the least you can do to get her off your back, maybe call her people or let your rent expire and tell her you're moving back to your parents house..[/color]

[color=#1980BC] You need to "game" your wife..[/color]

[color=#1980BC] There is no such thing as unconditional love and women being more red pilled than us men tis no wonder she has her doubts about you which is why she decided to fall pregnant thereby hedging her bet and tying you down....And women knowing women as to how devious they can be, I would give my right hand to be a fly on the wall where you choose to reveal her and her condition to your female family members...I have two words for you.... "brace yourself"[/color]

[color=#1980BC] That's a girl with foresight....Lock down the highest value man with your youth thereby avoiding stories that touch in your thirties.[/color]

emmaodet:
But the nowadays women will mock you that you are a weakling, mum's pet, unsecured who can't take decisions on his own.
They are very manipulative

[color=#1980BC] Like I give a flying f**k what women think of me?!...Tis not as if I am on a biological clock or I've got little time before I hit the wall?..[/color]

[color=#1980BC] CIA and FBI combined cannot match up to a woman when it comes to manipulation, espionage and subterfuge... especially when potency to lead to marriage is involved... That's why we must involve our mothers or elderly aunties to investigate our potential mates as it only takes a woman to catch a woman...Next time don't be a simp...[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Lock down has been a catastrophic failure has it has been the main catalyst for most lives lost especially in Kano as most people are denied not only the right to their livelihood thus succumbin to deep poverty but also to access the basic health care needs that would have saved lives in the long term.....Our leaders should be creative in formulating policies that are peculiar to our clime instead of copying trash from those whose socio economic and socio cultural indices are vastly and hilariously different from ours...Open up the economy whilst legislating that everybody should wear face masks and wash hands at every opportunity...This lock down should never happen again..[/color]

sexn

[color=#1980BC]You inadvertently played the "dread" card on her...Now to seal the deal if you're still interested in her then play the "push/pull" card on her. Which is you act all friendly and lovey dovey with her-escalate this by touching her at every opportunity- then ignore her at other times...like totally ignore her like she doesn't exist....Do it on and off...Like clock work..Before you know it she will be emotionally attached to you and at your mercy.[/color]

[color=#1980BC] You need to take and be seen to take the girl under your wing as a younger sister. By that act, most of your family members will get the memo and cool down on her case infact I foresee your younger brother following your example..So you disrespected your mother, so f**king what?...Tis better this way because there will come a time when you and your mum will be at loggerheads over some other issue and your just have to channel you inner dick headedness to get your way...And that girl being fat is just a thing of adolescence, tis just baby fat and you can't jog it away. A subtle change of diet and hormones from puberty will burn it all... Don't pressure her..leave her to enjoy her childhood in peace.[/color]

[color=#1980BC]That's devastating... Someone you thought was fresh, nubile and tight is actually stretched,worn out and close to infertile...[/color]

[color=#1980BC] PubGm lite..[/color]~

[color=#1980BC]Airbust explosion from a meteor[/color]

[color=#1980BC]Airbust explosion from a meteor[/color]

[color=#1980BC]Use protection....[/color]

[color=#1980BC]Nah...You ain't feeling anything yet...What you're feeling is time that isn't on your side, then, Corona came along to extend the agony...[/color]

[color=#1980BC]This will be interesting....[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Good development morever we believe the worst is over as most hotspots are going through their critical infestation phase, at this rate infection incidences will start dropping...Sub Saharan Africa especially Nigeria will be shielded from any blow back from within and abroad by proactive measures from govt and critically by the prohibitive effect tropical temperature,wind speed and humidity play on the brittle RNA envelopes of the covid 19 virus...as such the best place to be at any rate in a pandemic is Sub Saharan Africa...[/color]

ThierryJay:
Ode leleyi o, Nigeria lost over 199,000 souls during the Spanish flu of 1918. Ghana lost over 100,000 persons, and you are there spewing rubbish and misleading people

[color=#1980BC] It was still less than 1% compared to millions who perished in Europe alone,even with the very low standard of living back then and most of the dead where African soldiers returning from WW1 in Europe.... don't be an ignoramus.. Motherfvcker..[/color]

[color=#1980BC] There's nothing to be worried about folks our best defense is our weather, humidity and our proximity to the equator...More than twenty million people perished during the Spanish Influenza pandemic and none from sub Saharan Africa...Go figure. Corona pandemic is no different to its Cousin.[/color]

shortgun:
I don't agree that all Pussies are the same.
As someone who sampled many Pussies ; I put it to you that Pussies are different.
The all pussy are the same statement is a scam by females to tie u down to one pussy.

[color=#1980BC] When you say some pussies are better than others then you have created for yourself a mindset of scarcity thus therefore you set out to screw the "ultimate pussie", the "holy Grail" of pussie...you lose yourself in the process... you become desperate..clingy..simpish.. Obsessed... just to be on the good side of that pussie you thought was milk and honey. We have screwed pussies..the good..the bad..the ugly...And we will tell you that those pussies you thought was good was actually the mood their owners were in that made it possible...For example if you were having transactional sex,there is a good chance that pussie would be nothing to write home about....but if that same pussie was from someone looking for validation? OMG the sex would be heavenly...So check yourself before you hurt yourself.[/color]

[color=#1980BC] Guy... Disease no dey kill African man...[/color]