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And to those of you who are accusing me of being hypocritical, I can tell y'all I have never slept with a married woman ... not even someone who's separated. Just a few weeks ago I had wanted to rock this Taiwanese woman because she told me that she was divorced. But just as we were getting into the groove, she said something about once she finalizes her divorce .... blah, blah blah! So I stopped immediately and asked her a few intense questions. Then she confessed that she's only separated.

And what did I do? I told without mincing words that I would feel more comfortable if we wait until she's officially divorced. Well, I went home with blue balls but also with a clear conscience.



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It used to be that men were usually the ones accused of cheating but not any more. These days, the world has been invaded by a new breed of nymphomaniacs who would run mad if they don't get bleeped in any given week. What a pathetic world we live in??


Our society really needs to bring back female circumcision before it's too late



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If you're tired of the marriage then fecking divorce him. But if you want to cheat because you can't control your sexual appetite then go ahead and cheat. You will bear the consequences for your actions


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thelostchronicl:
"Dear Nairalanders

My name is Buchi, a 28-year-old married. I must say that I am very unlucky in marriage as my husband who lives in Asia has been away for the past two years, leaving me all alone.
I met Dominic through his sister who is my good friend. Mary had told me that her brother who had been out of the country for many years needed a wife as their family had been on his neck to come home and get married.
They did not want him to get married to a foreigner and so, they were on the lookout for a wife for him, particularly an Igbo woman.
I had been friends with Mary since our university days and she felt I would be the right woman for her husband. I was not particularly interested in an arranged marriage, especially to a man I knew nothing about.
But Mary kept assuring me that Dominic was a good man and would make a good husband for me. Aside from that, she also told me he would take me abroad as soon as we got married. »
I told her that I would like to hear from Dominic himself and after she sent him my number, he started calling me and we would speak for hours. We also connected on the social media and would spend the whole night chatting and exchanging pictures.
Dominic changed my mind about dating someone I had never met before as he proved to be very caring. He would wake me up with his calls and text messages and before going to bed, he would call just to say good night.
Gradually, I began to fall in love with him and would wait breathlessly for his calls just to hear his voice.
Two years ago, he came to Nigeria and came to meet my parents. He wanted us to get married before going back and within two months, we got married and he left a month later.
And for two years now, the man I got married to has made no attempt to come back. His calls have been infrequent, neither does he send me money like he used to do.
It could take six months before Dominic would send me money and whenever I call, he would be evasive, telling me he would call and would go for weeks without calling.
As if that is not enough, he has left me sex-starved and needing attention like every woman. When I tell Dominic that I am Hot, he would tell me to endure it just like he is doing but I know he has been sleeping with women wherever he is.
There is this guy in my office who has been asking me out and with the way things are and the way I am sexually starved » , I am tempted to give this guy a chance, at least to have someone to satisfy my sexual urge.
I have tried some intimacy gadgets but nothing can be as satisfying as having the feel of a real man inside of a woman.
I know many people out there will say sex is not food but I am still a young woman and I have sexual urges too. I am married but it seems I am not.
I need help fast.

LOL. It looks like this one doesn't wanna marry the 72 virgins, after all.



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Sorry, I have had better!


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emilyone:
Nice looking butt

Like I always say concerning these draws, just take the toughest possible opponent and give them to FC Barcelona.

As the group winners, FC Barca got the toughest draw. UEFA is a joke!



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KPOM!

The #1 reason why I don't care for big boobs at all.


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MhizzAJ:
Pot calling kettle black

Big boobs will always sag

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acme6:
Breast wey we girls dey find, na him you come gather .

Not

Dimmasharpzy:
lovely

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Truer words have never been spoken!


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Desire01:
His generosity is admirable no doubt

[color=#000000]But why did the woman hold up that stack of cash in front of the camera, she doesn't even look happy, that's like an unwanted award. This is just generous self promotion[/color]

Folks, say it with me ....

.... Woe-men



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Wrong!

Correction: Buhari's Houseboy.


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ehie:
Lol..buharis pet

The United Kingdom is a fecking 3rd world country masquerading like a developed country. Come to the US and where all you'll see are specious commuter trains .... you'll never have this sorta problem. Never!

These London trains are like the Lagos molue buses.



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Good point! But why not try to watch a few of their matches then we can analyze their strength and weaknesses. All it takes is a few youtube clicks away

I can assure you that most of their fans (Argentina, Croatia, and Iceland) are already very familiar with our team. Count on it!

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somehow:
BTW, I obviously don't have an idea on how Iceland play.

Their strength
Weakness
Pattern of play
Danger men

What do you guys have on them?

The only way that would work is to play him upfront with Kelechi as a false 9 ... because VicMo certainly can't play upfront with Ighalo. But then where would that leave Iwobi?

Anyway, let's hope that Rohr was familiar with Mikel's role at Chelsea because our best option is a 3-5-2 formation ... but with Mikel being moved down to the #4 position.


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Mujtahida:
Play him as a forward and put Ebuehi as a RWB na. Abi we dey fear?

I think Icon 79 would be a good addition to our strikers. He can play as an out and out striker or SS.


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2innocent:
I think Joel Obi and Sylvester Igboun will be good addition to our midfield

True. But if we are going to play with wingbacks then Idowu and Ebuehi are most likely to start.



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komekn:
One game doesn't make a player it's too early to make those deductions based on one game.

Particularly as we know that as the game progresses team formation can change. For instance in the first half we were more cautious a more defensive approach. Come second half instructions had changed and it became more offensive and that's when Idowu and Ebuehi came in.

So to conclude that Shehu and Aina are now second choice is very premature and shows limited understanding of football strategy and application.

I don't think he's doing it on purpose though. He's just exceptionally skillful and often gets carried away when he starts to enjoy the game. Jay Jay Okocha was the same way. And I heard the same thing about Etim Esin though I don't really remember watching him play sha.

However, I do agree that he plays with much more discipline at Chelsea but that's because he knew that the competition at Chelsea is fierce. Any major mistake would imply a seat back on the reserve bench. I mean, you gotta be extra cautious when you have folks like Williams, Pedro etc waiting for you to make a mistake so they can pounce and take your position


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OMANBALA1:
I have hammered on VicMo indiscipline and complacency on so many occasion here. I know he is the highest goal scorer during our qualifiers but have you wondered why nigga has zero influence in the team....His commitment is questionable. At chelsea fc nigga is cool headed and plays to instructions but as soon as he puts on that Nigerian shirt he basically say ffuck you all. H e can contribute to the team but remove the "NEED" part. Super Eagle can win and even play better football without Victor Moses.

Huh? Omo, do you know something we don't know? How do you know that Rohr plans to play him as a Wing Back during the upcoming friendlies? I am not doubting you .... just asking out of curiosity.


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blueto:
He dazzled with all these attributes against African teams in Afcon, but how did he fare against world cup teams with quality defenses in 2014?

To unlock sturdy defenses, you need quick incisive exchange of passes like what we saw against Argentina, not the acts of holding the ball for long and making excessive dribbles. A good defense may keep such a player from scoring or causing major havoc.

[color=#000000]We have friendlies coming up, so the coach should play him as a wing back in one of those games or more and lets really see how he will fare before the world cup proper[/color].

Messi doesn't care one bit, trust me. If he's so obsessed with winning individual awards like the fake Ronaldo, then you'd never seen him give up penalties and free kicks. How many times have you seen Ronaldo give up a penalty or a direct free kick at a scoring range? ZERO! But Messi does it all the time.

Under Luis Enrique, Messi purposely gave up playing centrally so he can accommodate Luis Suarez and Neymar. He has the rights to play wherever he wants but he purposely gave it up and became an attacking midfielder. What does that tell you? He isn't interested in running up numbers for individual awards. He cares about the team and what's best for the team. And no reasonable human being can say the same thing about Cristiano Ronaldo!


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JSMMUYIWA:
Talking as if Messi is happy not winning the award.
You can tell Neymar all those,if he can ever agree with you.
Give the consolation talk to self and all Barca fans.
Just Salute The Motivation of Ronaldo,in any case personal or not:He won the award deservingly. Lobatan.

Naija people sef. Once one person does something, everybody and their grandma would start doing the same freaking thing!

Talk about lack of creativity




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KPOM!!!

To add anything else would be most uncivilized.


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Olamyyde:
That is why this guy will never enter the top 5 greatest footballers of all time. He is too obsessed with individual awards and personal glory

Messi once said he would exchange his 5 balon d'or's for a single world cup. He cares more about the team winning than personal glory and yet he still best at almost everything(dribbling, scoring, passing, creating chances). Ronaldo gets angry when his teamates score and he doesn't. what kind of narcissistic person is that?

Nne, when all is said and done, Leo Messi would be remembered as the greatest player to ever play the game. Cristiano Ronaldo would be a footnote. Mark my words!


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lazygal:
Typical you just can't lose honorably can you? You can say what you wanna say .... This was clear from beginning I can confidently say mist knew Cr would wind
Right here on nairaland only a few of you losers were claiming otherwise .mstop this self deceit and join us or keep quiet

Seriously, I gave up on Ballon d'Or in after all the Shenanigans of 2013. And I can tell you that Messi doesn't care either. In fact, he has said it himself that winning those individuals awards felt good for the first times he won it but after a while they don't matter to him any more.

Unlike the fake Ronaldo whom everyone knows that he lives for those individual awards. Such a small mind, he is


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JSMMUYIWA:
Boom!!
Icon79....Lemme hear you congratulate my boy,Cr7....

Please closely watch Victor Moses when he plays for Chelsea versus when he plays for Nigeria. Let me tell you what you'd find:
He's still holding onto the ball too long when he plays for Nigeria, he doesn't do that in Chelsea. Granted he's playing in a different role.
He still engages in excessive dribbling when he plays for Nigeria, maybe not as bad as before but he still does that, but he has learned to release the ball promptly when he plays for Chelsea. Again, we gotta consider that he's playing in a different role at Chelsea.

Furthermore, and most importantly, it doesn't make a lot of sense to deploy your best and most creative player as a Wingback. He should be deployed in the final third creating and scoring goals. That's just like Chelsea playing Eden Hazard as RWB or Barca playing Messi in that role. Moses should have a free role in the midfield ... we need his trademark dribbles runs and incisive passes to unlock tight defenses.


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Mujtahida:
It's good you used the word 'might'. But come to think of it:throughout our WCQ series Vicmo always tracked back whether on the right or left to help defensively. Remember he initiated most of our counters from deep within our own half. So if he can do that in a formation that doesn't put the primary duty to defend on him why won't he do that when he plays in a formation that actually puts that duty on him to defend?. I think what you said has more to do with perception than the reality. Same thing when people say Vicmo is one of our selfish players. Before yes. But not under Rohr.

Actually, I don't mind him playing with the U23 team ... that's definitely better than sitting on the bench week in week out. I just want him to be out there playing to maintain fitness and sharpness. Then in Russia, he can show them what he's got!


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goldfish80:
Anyway, he haven't been playing for the main team since August when he signed. Now he's playing for the U21's. You should be worried. Very worried.

Supa slowpoke FIFA was in charge of Ballon d'Or until last year when they separated.


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monex:
Ballon D'or has nothing to do with Fifa

KPOM!


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Criis:
3. All those biased ManU fans

It's all politics. They didn't just extend the deadline but Blatter himself confessed that he encouraged people to change their votes in favor of Cristiano Ronaldo. That's when I stopped paying attention to all those stupid awards. It has become a joke!


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Criis:
That was why Ronaldo won the ballon d'or that year

They even extended the deadline for Him

So, why can't Messi win it this year too?

Gosh! Cristiano Ronaldo was not even the best Real Madrid player! The best player for Real Madrid last season was Marcelo. Cristiano Ronaldo is just a prop being promoted by FIFA, UEFA, illuminati, and the gay community so he could become the face of football. It's all high stake politics. That's what's going on here. As far as real football is concerned, there's no contest.


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spy24:
RONALDO was better than messi last season and he was at Center of every thing Madrid did last season
Same messi that could not do any thing against juve was who RONALDO scored two against in the final a hatrick against atletico and bayern and u are saying. He doesn't worth it besides if u think tap in is easy go and ask lukaku

Only two classes of people would claim that Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Messi:
Class 1: Women who don't give a hoot about how the game is played. They just like to see the "pretty boy win".
Class 2: Real Madrid fans who think that everything is about Real Madrid vs Barcelona.

Everyone else knows that there's no contest between Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. Messi is the greatest of all time, Cristiano Ronaldo is not even the best Ronaldo to have played the game



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januzaj:
Typical Barca fan

Supa Copa is a meaningless tournament. I was talking about the last real El Classico at Santigo Bernbeau .... when Messi broke y'all hearts and showed you his Number to remember him by



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Dottune:
Sorry what past El Classico are you talking about? We thrashed you guys ass back to back during the last El Classico played at the Supercopa and Ronaldo came in to light you people's ass, before he was given a red card.