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PoliticsRe: Cut Down A Tree In Lagos And Be Jailed - Tunji Bello by ideylaff: 5:26am On Oct 03, 2011
So much for huffing and puffing over nothing,

- no law has bn passed,

- the State Assembly have no bill 4 it and 1 clown just talks about Jail Sentence for cutting down a tree just like that

Ruling by Oppression of the poorman continues, so much 4 talking while the big men cut down a whole village to build a mansion in the midst of
abject poverty around the state.

Mr Tunji why don't u face the more pressing blocked Lagos drains first,

I think Tunji must have penned ds speech delivered on his behalf whilst drinking pepper soup/eating snails and Gulder

What a dunce,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 2nd October 2011 by ideylaff: 9:29am On Oct 01, 2011
LONDON belongs to The Arsenal,  we will set the records straight with the pretenders, 1 season Champions League wonder smelly spuds on Sunday

A very convincing win it will surely BE. Amen

smelly spuds 1 : 4 The Arsenal

COME ON GUNNERS, wink



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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 2nd October 2011 by ideylaff: 5:47pm On Sep 30, 2011
Arsene was talking to awa CEO Gazidis the other night during his last UEFA CL touch line ban and he expressed how many goals he would like us to score against the smelly spuds, on Sunday

you see 4 urself, below

https://www.espn.co.uk/PICTURES/CMS/29700/29750.2.jpg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 2nd October 2011 by ideylaff: 4:55pm On Sep 30, 2011
who bn put spuds/Greedybayor picture for hia sef, grin


Make una stop am if na yoke oooo LOL , Spuds 1 : Arsenal 3 or 4 goals , will do me,


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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Vs Arsenal (2 - 1) On 2nd October 2011 by ideylaff: 12:34pm On Sep 30, 2011
no excuses boys all i want is a win

against this silly useless team of vanderbales
yes ooooo

Spuds 1 : Arsenal 3 or 4, will do me,
RomanceRe: Is My Secretary Seducing Me? Your Advice Is Needed? by ideylaff: 12:31pm On Sep 30, 2011
There is a trend on NL that disgusts me so much. When a Post is aired for  opinions, the opening post from members of this Forum will come up with their opinions which the OP might settle for or not; but when the post is reaching denouement some of the big boys that has been asleep will come up criticizing all the comments of the first page and others will follow, sometimes rain abuses to expose the posters illiteracy or ignorance for a gratification of his inputs. What I don't really understand is how the  issues being discussed turn the table so fast but with high criticism of the early posts


Must you comment even when you don't have any concrete reason to do so? And why must you drive you own points by harshly criticising comments from posters before you
@ pinkrex, you are doing exactly the same thing.oooooo,  LOL
RomanceRe: Is My Secretary Seducing Me? Your Advice Is Needed? by ideylaff: 11:54am On Sep 30, 2011
So many Angel gabriels on here, Nobody Holly pass even pastor dey fall sef,
RomanceRe: Is My Secretary Seducing Me? Your Advice Is Needed? by ideylaff: 11:23am On Sep 30, 2011
@ Meiene,  All this story 4rm experience tells us you have done it already in your head+mind,

Why don't you free yourself of this bondage,  bring a condom to the office, get her to do some filling, in the lower part of the office cabinets
and thenhelp her, relieve the tension,

I am giving this advice 4 free oo, you might have to pay next time,


Please come back to tell us how sweet it was , Osheeeeee

Use your BB or iPhone to take pic of this distracting object, just the back side ooo and we will tell you if its worth it sef
PoliticsRe: Oyo Releases ₦30m For Burial Of Ex-governor by ideylaff: 12:29pm On Sep 29, 2011
I'll call a spade a spade irrespective of the Political party. this action is not to be commended. Its just disgraceful and insensitive to the needs of the people of the state,

This country is going down the pan or should I say the dogs, trust me.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Arsenal Vs Olympiakos (2 - 1) On 28th September 2011 by ideylaff: 8:15am On Sep 29, 2011
How mush dey your bank account? Make we bet. Ade no score come sunday
AMEN Greedybayor wont score. grin

Spuds 1 : Arsenal 4 on Sunday, cheesy
WebmastersRe: Google Launches Rival To Wikipedia by ideylaff: 3:25pm On Sep 28, 2011
wonder what happened to Knol grin
EducationRe: Jonathan Vows To Fix Public Institutions by ideylaff: 2:13pm On Sep 28, 2011
A lot of stinking air coming out of Aso with all their Extra Extra, Super extra special assistants all over the place,

clueless lot,, Tescewwwwwww huh
EducationRe: Jonathan Vows To Fix Public Institutions by ideylaff: 2:10pm On Sep 28, 2011
And one more thing. For those of you who didnt come out that election day to vote and also those of you who stay abroad and watch your country of on News Media, or read internet news. Stop criticizing, Critics dont progress much, neither do they change anything. Ask Nelson Mandela,its only when you stay home in your country and sacrifice yourself and time that you can be able to change things. Dont be a far away campaigner of criticism.
If the fella cannot stand the heat in the kitchen, he should take his apron off and get out, na so so so speech we dey see everyday,

1 minute he does not like to be criticised and the next its the peoples fault, or one other bla bla bla. grin

Na president be this or comedy, person,
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Vows To Keep Killing Nigerians Till Demands Are Met by ideylaff: 1:20pm On Sep 28, 2011
OBJ should go and see them again now, to prove he has balls made of steel,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Manchester United Vs FC Basel (3 - 3) On 27th September 2011 by ideylaff: 10:07pm On Sep 27, 2011
I feel like screwing berbatov's brains out. That lazy fukka.
How could he keep missing goals. Grrrrrrh!
Berbatov smokes 6 to 10 stick of cigarrates a day, what do u expect, he has never bn known as a player as someone full of energy though
uses his brain and positional sense now, seems not to have either anymore.
PoliticsRe: Recently "Discovered" Crude Oil In Kwara: What Happened To It? by ideylaff: 3:21pm On Sep 27, 2011
Na GRA Generators Diesel Engine leak ooo nor be real oyel
BusinessRe: Petrol Sells For Above N100 Per Liter In Us/uk by ideylaff: 1:03pm On Sep 27, 2011
An escort in Manhattan would collect $500 in Thailand you can screw a whole village with that amount
haba @dayakonu, wia u wan get the mojo to do the job sef, cheesy
TravelRe: Ikoyi Club Lagos Gutted By Fire by ideylaff: 12:48pm On Sep 27, 2011
I don’t know why some of you guys here don’t know how to talk, why are you going to be calling everyone in Ikoyi club corrupt elites. i am a member and I am not a corrupt elites.
Word.
FamilyRe: Is It Wise To Allow Our Kids To Speak Pidgin English? by ideylaff: 11:42am On Sep 27, 2011
You see, this is exactly my point. In other countries they type, speak and write in their own language. Unfortunately its the reverse here, where children are taught to shy away from their local language. If i was given the opportunity, today i would be typing everything u are reading in esan,  And you are wrong, pidgin is NOT an "aberration". It is our own form of english. Its the same as they speak American in the USA.
No matter how hard we try, we can never speak english like the british. One day, you may find that this pdgin which you despise so much may be the only thing that will save you. We must learn to abandon this culture of importing everything importable.
@ , bro don't get me wrong, I don't despise Pidgin English at all , All I said was if you start to teach a kid Pidgin which no one taught me (I just picked it up) you have a chance to confuse d kid

My bro if Yoruba was a Globally accepted  language, same for Hausa and Igbo, id gladly use it as a means/medium of conversation, but it's not

That's all we are saying, I can speak those languages 4rm here to Honolulu, if the medium in which I want to pass the message on to cant understand it,

I'm the fool then. Just imagine I fly into London and start to speak Yoruba to the immigration officer at his desk @ Heathrow, push comes to shove ,he'll say can I get an interpreter, so if im ready 4 an interpreter to do the job, fine, but whats all that stress for, when i can just say a few lines,
other way round as well an English guy lands at Murtala Mohammed International (MAM) and we start to speak to him in Hausa,

it's all a bit complex, unless we grow our language globally/make it accepted it wont work
FamilyRe: Is It Wise To Allow Our Kids To Speak Pidgin English? by ideylaff: 11:20am On Sep 27, 2011
Shame on you! Go to england or spain and see whetehr they say it is yoruba or ibo or hausa 1st. We have simply refused to drop that silly colonial mentality. Part of our problem in this nation is that we have been brain washed to believe that anything foreign is the best. In south africa, the use of local dialect and mother tongue is widely accepted. Infact, in some schools, children are taught in their mother tongue. In universities, you are allowed to write your exams in your local dialect! In our case here in nigeria, its the other way round. I weep for our children yet unborn, slowly we are wiping out our entire history, culture and very existence! GBAM!
@ blackpanda Face it like or lump it English language is a worldwide lingo. its got nothing to do with Colonial Mentality,

I don't see you typing in Hausa, or Ibo or Yoruba,  if you really want to be Pro Nigeria with turning a blind eye to reality.

Bottom line is Pidgin English can be picked up when a kids grows up, whats the point of messing them up with confusion on which word is right and then they grow up with "yes oooo yes ooo yes oo, how u dey naw" every 5 minutes in a conversation.

Whether we like it or not English is here to stay, yes you can teach your kid Igbo, Hausa or Yoruba as you so wish but to teach a kid Pidgin English which is really an aberration to the proper language is just not on.

When we were in school years back people spoke both native and other languages in a well balanced manner, these days its just a crying shame to see things like,     

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwEUR_RnUg4

Please do me a favour bro, Speaking English does not make you a slave bro,

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PoliticsRe: Fg Places Seven Countries On Terrorism Watch List by ideylaff: 2:53pm On Sep 26, 2011
Even if Border dey sef, pay the man manning it busy allowing Armed robbers pass thru with stolen cars and you are in,

Terrorist list in a country where the so called leaders are the terrorist,

Na person wey get power dey flex now, no be person wey nor get anything.

Wetin we get, 2 man awa Border, even the armed robbers have better weapons than the security agents,

So much 4 smelly AIR,
PoliticsRe: Fg Places Seven Countries On Terrorism Watch List by ideylaff: 11:22am On Sep 26, 2011
why we like 2 do dey do big boy over nothing self,


Terrorism Watch List, LOL
PhonesRe: What Depletes Phone Battery Most? by ideylaff: 10:41am On Sep 25, 2011
silly thread, go ask any primary school kid javascript:void(0);
@rafhell post some sense or please stop bn childish, do you have to be rude,

Stop making out you are some Bill Gates or Steve Jobs, Device Guru. people can learn 4rm this thread OK,

if you know fine let others 2 know as well
huh
CelebritiesRe: Ace Producer Don Jazzy's London Club,shut Down Over Debt by ideylaff: 5:02am On Sep 25, 2011
The club named (Da Boss) which is situated at 120 Plaisted House,Woolwich,directly opposite waterfront leisure center in London, is now a complete shadow of its old self and it is at the brink of a total collapse, if something is not done fast.
A club in Woolwich, aaaahhaaa I was expecting a W1 post code, that wan nor be club ooo na bar be that, embarassed
BusinessRe: $10b Needed Annually To Achieve 40,000mw By 2020 - Nnaji by ideylaff: 4:29am On Sep 25, 2011
These so called PROF must think we are fools by reading one report they commissioned one young boy to write oooo

They just come out and read out these figures that don't tally to the whole world and make 9ja look like a nation of fools

The numbers don't stack and the stats are just baseless whatever he his trying to say,

A failure b4 he started,   Bart Nnaji kooo Bart Simpson ni, ds Prof is Not Bart Nnaji sounds more like Bart Simpson, ,

yet they will be on the 1st plane to fly abroad 4 one yeye fact finding mission,  na so Energy/power problem hard reach to solve since

Government after Government, years after years no answer no solution,  huh embarassed

If people can get to sabatoge the Generators in the NASS and in ASO as well and stop those bas sad tardoes having light 24/7 they will solve the problem one time
PoliticsRe: Policemen Involved In Money Scrambling At Tinubu’s Trial To Be Arrested by ideylaff: 4:17am On Sep 25, 2011
The IGP has made no comment on the ABSU rape yet he his out to talk about wan yeye daily policemen chasing money, based on a newspaper picture,

what a SMELLY BUNCH OF IDIOTS RUNNING THE COUNTRY,
PoliticsRe: Abiola's Son Wants Theft Charge Against Him Dismissed by ideylaff: 4:07am On Sep 25, 2011
^^^^^

Everybody is claiming that Kola ate all the money but I do think Abiola fought tooth and nail for the presidency because his business empire was in a mess and he wants to sit on top of the nations wealth and put back life into his business. Nobody actually knew how much he was worth and his liabilities. May be Kola paid of his liabilities and discovered that his dad had a little under N100M left plus the house at Ikeja.
@ aloy , your making some sense there bro, this might be true oooo, we mostly judge ds awa so called billionaire's by how much they spend and how much noise they make even the quite ones as well. Hmmm word, a few years ago Agbo was doing Fridge importation and things which tells u how low things might have bn ooo and a few of the Abiola girls were putting their mums jewellery on sale for the highest bidders , The bottom of wealth pot is filthy they say, "isale oro legbin"

Not making fun of them but I don't adore them as well. Life is there for the living, they should all wake up and do something even if its hustling like their father, do something,

See Mike Adenuga wey everybody dey shout since,  Bank ds Bank that,  he has not bn able to re capitalise as much as Sanusi tried to save his bank, now another bank has bought majority of his bank , so huhwhere all ds money wey everybody dey shout, sef, I know he has a BIG EGO so if he had the funds he wont have allowed this to happen,
Close sources are saying his biz plan all his major businesses are actual money laundering of funds,  bar GLO,  Hmmm
PoliticsRe: Ovia, Otteh And Otedola Join GEJ Economic Team by ideylaff: 3:58pm On Sep 23, 2011
This is one big advantage of living in Nigeria. You can mingle your way into becoming a millionaire billionaire overnight. Can you do that, even in the west? Nah!!!
na soo my only 1 Kobo, Jay, where have u bn since,
PoliticsRe: Ovia, Otteh And Otedola Join GEJ Economic Team by ideylaff: 1:17pm On Sep 23, 2011
Why exactly do we need the health minister there? in fact the two of them!!!  Minister for Health AND Minister of state for health?
Bro u need to know the way Nigeria works, I can bet they were present drinking pepper soup with Jonathan while he was dictating this list to his numerous assistants and they
said, Oga, I no go mind dey that committee oooo.

GEJ must have said,  r u sure,

The guys will have replied,  Yes naw,,,, shebi na meeting and travel we go do naw,

There you go,  That's Nigeria 4 us. Peppersoup and Suyaing Decisions made like that GBAM

Ive bn privy to OBJ back then appointing someone to a very high position just cos one of the people with him on the previous night suggested the persons name

2 months after the persons appointment. OBJ said to him,  U know me I never knew you oooh, dey recommended you to me ni oh,  I would sack you soon if you don't perform,
PoliticsRe: Abiola's Son Wants Theft Charge Against Him Dismissed by ideylaff: 10:45am On Sep 23, 2011
One day bush meat will catch the hunter.

My people no look name or reputation take do business ooo, do your proper due diligence and thorough research please.

This is not the 1st time Deji will get himself into this kind of financial mess. His records are there for all to see.

Even when MKO was alive it was ignorance that made us all cheer him now, nor be awa money den dey take service us, spending what he used
to call the foam of the beer and not the real beer just to tell us how rich he was back then. Where has it all gone, 

We better be careful what we wish for.

Now New water don komot,  ooo,  money na coins now,  or na Kola swallow all d money,

see other Deji's actions below, good luck to him if he his proven innocent sha

Why cant he just get a normal job, shebi den papa send dem go school naw,

Hope the SAN Lawyer is collecting his money upfront ooo or na anoda NL headline he go be agian, Mr Deji, Alaye baba, grin

http://nationaldailyngr.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=2094:sfu-wades-into-deji-abiolas-n177m-debt-crisis&catid=139:crime&Itemid=614
PoliticsRe: OBJ's Visit To Maiduguri Was An Insensitive Ego Trip - Soyinka by ideylaff: 2:41pm On Sep 18, 2011
Wole Soyinka is back again  with his bullshit, na when money don dey finish for em hand e dey come out to spit rubbish. This are people praying for disaster in nigeria everyday. Hey Mr Wole thanks since you been splitting bullshit nothing has changed. Your words are meaningless for now.
@ Hoodrat , na wa ooo Is this your level of thinking,  has Soyinka turned up @ your doorstep to ask you for money,  Uncle Wole is very comfortable in every respect,  he does not need too much money like the
most Nigerians steal,  You sure don't know him. He lives a very simple and non complex life,

Don't spit what you don't know.  You think Uncle wole is like OBJ doing power show all over Nigeria @ age close to 80,

Is that how Mandela interferes in SA Politics  agbaya lasan lasan,  angry

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