₦airaland Forum

Buliwyf:
lol. These guys are just digging old prophecies out of their asses and finding ways to link it to the virus no matter what. Your pastors' image has taken a hit already. No matter what you do to try and salvage the image of your religious leaders it will never remain the same again.
Blind leaders leading blind followers that the multitude of the scammers couldnt predict a virus and its effect on the whole world lol.

Heal the sick. Dem no fit.
Raise the dead. Dem no fit.
Show the whole world the power they have been displaying on TV. Nah. No power.

One of them quickly revised his prophecy and made up one that the world will be on compulsory holiday because he saw that countries have started declaring stay-at-home orders worldwide. Smooth criminals

OluwasureGig:
lol girl wey I wan marry?
I'm only appreciating God's creation. this girl is just way too fine. even her walking steps reeks of complete elegance. you should see this girl Bro

OluwasureGig:
Hi nairalanders, I know the world is battling coronavirus and I probably shouldn't be talking about this at the moment but I could use your advice just incase we all survive this pandemic that has so bedeviled us.

I'm a young man in my mid-twenties and by this time last year I was broke and had a very poor account balance but by the Grace of God things are different now. My business is booming and I'm balling. Now I'm the type of guy that likes to look good and smell nice always, and this might just have proven to be my Achilles heel

It happens that there's this extremely beautiful girl I've been crushing on in church and I finally made my move this Sunday. We got talking and exchanged numbers. Now this girl is like my dream girl; she's very very beautiful facially, tall, has a fat ass, perky boobs, flat stomach and very straight legs. She basically looks like them models we see on IG

The problem is I asked her out and she said she can't date me because she thinks that I'm "too clean" and would therefore cheat on her as a result. I've tried all I can to make her change her perception but she is not coming along. Please what do I do or say to this girl to make her date and marry me because I've already sworn that she'll be my last bus stop in the dating world.

Please your advice will be duely appreciated. Thanks

PotatoSalad:
I'm here thinking about the after effects of this outbreak.
We'll only be able to manage this Coronavirus but no cure.
It'll then join the list of common respiratory issues like bronchitis, pneumonia, asthma, flu etc

God epp us

Adex2442:
We are doomed at last.

Expects thousands ior even millions in the coming weeks

Where are the people who have been saying it does not affect black man? And that Nigeria is hot that it cannot stay in naija?

LearnITsmash:
I love it to keep rising so that our useless pastors and politicians will have small sense

salbis:
The rate at which this virus spread i pray it stops at this point. Else what is happening in Italy would be a child's play, as our level of preparedness is nothing to write home about.

Amotolongbo:
United Kingdom Prime Minister And his Secretary of Health were not ashamed to announce to the world themselves that they’d tested positive to the virus.

Few US senators have also tested positive and announced to the world.

What is now the reason for playing hide and seek by our Senators to test, know and announced their status.

They all know that based on their handwork, Nigerians will never wish them well if they tested positive to it

YorubaKinging:
Lol
First the Europeans
Now USA is evacuating it's citizens
Yet you think it's because of coronaVirus

I've been warning you
Yoruba people
War is coming
It's better you prepare for it
Your leaders are Judas,
They have sold you out to the northerners
The blood of Judas still runs in thier veins
The northerners Have been preparing for this for years, well equipped and motivated

But your youths are drunkards, yahoo boys , thieves, lovers of pleasures

What are you going to do?
O Judah

Mizwisdom:
Lol why didn't they see it in their own country with more than 1,500 deaths and 82,000 cases so far?

Fidelismaria:
Welcome development

Any progress on the vaccine?

Also

Is it too early to call out TB JOSHUA

it's 27th

Why corona never disappear ?

justi40:
Almost had a meeting with the governor oh, thank God he rescheduled it

MelesZenawi:
Ndigbo si na Uzodimma, aga ya ugboro abuo..

Hope will go again in 2023...

With the way Hope started he will deliver as the best Governor Imo state has collectively produced.

Skyfornia:
Good one...put my name there please.
I've been offering people in my compound free wifi

IronPant:
This is indeed a complex situation..
I've had a runny nose all day

sotherefore:
On my opinion....you don't have to be a jerk......the following are those things that make you a nice guy..

1)...if a girl cross your boundary...you will just overlook which means you don't know what you want......never fail to let a girl know when she has offended you no matter how beautiful she may be...

2)..laughing stupidly when you are around her..am not saying you should be Mr.serious but laff when is absolutely necessary or only when it funny to you.....don't be so happy because you have seen her and start smiling like a child....i mean laughed maturedly

3)being afraid to let a girl go....as a man your self respect is more important than her...if she can't respect you....let her go .

4)not having a life......as a man activists in your life should be the most important.....don't always be too available..she called you to come over...don't just agreed as if you are desperate...tell her that you have to check your schedule if there is Time.........don't cancel important events to hang out with a lady..

5)..don't give her money so easily....she ask you for 3000 and you just give to her like that without making her work for it...

MOST IMPORTANTLY.....Don't always try to make her happy....do only thing that you like whether she likes it or not as Long as you are comfortable with it........e.g....a girl may say you like ignoring her but when you start giving her too much attention...boom ! ...she throw you to the nice guy section because she has change you.....ignoring her was the challenge she was facing
.now she has changed you and no mystery left............IN A SIMPLE EXPLANATION...PLAY HARD TO GET...NEVER BE A CHEAP GUY..

All4good:
"Be STILL and Know that I AM GOD"
You are alive today, Not because of what you do or didn't. People smarter than you have GONE.