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Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot's 'Kick Out Coronavirus' Buckets Spark Controversy by idonhammer: 6:50pm On Apr 01, 2020

Fools,if una know wetin ritualists Dem dey use wash hands water do una no go dey wash hands anyhow for public. So.many destinies will be stolen in couple of weeks.

Politics › Re: Lockdown: FG Gives N20,000 To Poor Households In FCT by idonhammer: 4:50pm On Apr 01, 2020

Baddest country with confused citizens.Eme na elu mba,eme na ala mba.You guys should just shut the fck up. At least they are giving out something to ease pains to some people.

Romance › Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by idonhammer: 8:49am On Apr 01, 2020

Guy just gree say u fck up on this one, only sissy men have time for this kind thing.Though I like your writeup,but the reply you will get from your babe won't be more than one or two lines which shows that all the time you spent writing the April fool message doesn't worth it.

wreckormend:
Funny how people spew poo confidently on what they know nothing about. If I write epistle to her it's nono' your business. Long texts work for us. Simple. If you can't find the humor in my attempt to prank my girlfriend, the most you can do is ignore.

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Romance › Re: The April Fool Message I Sent To My Girlfriend. by idonhammer: 8:30am On Apr 01, 2020

What do you expect from overfed mummy's son?

born2begreat:
A sensible person seeing everything that’s happening all over the world won’t even think so stupid today to crack any joke. Borrow sense and get your ass off here boy

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Politics › Re: Bode Geordge: Buhari Didn't Consider Poor Nigerians Before Announcing Lockdown by idonhammer: 8:04am On Apr 01, 2020

Old fools...Bubu I support you on this one jare.

Romance › Re: COVID-19: Story Of A Quarantined Cutie Dancing On A Rooftop In Newyork(Pics) by idonhammer: 11:56pm On Mar 31, 2020

How can you know if they are more romantic than than the whites when you gree die not to visit them..You need to visit first and see what will be the outcome.

Petyprincess:
When will our Nigerian guys be as romantic as this? All they know is asking "when are you visiting me?" this is one of the things i like about white guys,they can go extra miles to prove their love for you.

Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus: List Of Items Donated By Oyedepo Of Winners Chapel To Ogun & Lagos by idonhammer: 9:14pm On Mar 31, 2020

Haven't you heard? Donation is Haram in Islam.

Adaogwashi1:
We are waiting for our imams to donate

I still remain Ada ogwashi

Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Free Bags Of Rice For The Elderly In Anambra Arrives by idonhammer: 7:07pm On Mar 31, 2020

So that people will know where the gift is coming from. remember, ritualists plenty for Nigeria.

dennisworld1:
Must Ona put ona face for rice wen ona wan share.

Family › Re: I Don’t Enjoy Sex With My Husband. His Joystick Is Too Big – Wife Tells Court by idonhammer: 4:34pm On Mar 31, 2020

Confused people

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Removes Major-General Adeniyi As Commander Operation Lafiya Dole by idonhammer: 3:54pm On Mar 31, 2020

All of them na same same

Health › Re: How Rivers State Lockdown Trapped Me In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by idonhammer: 3:11pm On Mar 31, 2020

He is married or do you want him to cheat on his wife?

JewelDiamond:
And you're here speaking English. Corner one babe Na. You will be providing resources and she will be supplying you food. Chikena

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Health › Re: How Rivers State Lockdown Trapped Me In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by idonhammer: 3:08pm On Mar 31, 2020

The female security guard is not bad at all... Banging shape

Family › Re: Make Sure You Marry A Woman Who Makes Money by idonhammer: 12:53pm On Mar 31, 2020

I can make all the money we need. Just keep the ass for me alone for banging.i repeat,I will make all the raba for us.

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Health › Re: 4 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Now A Total Of 135 Confirmed Cases by idonhammer: 11:44am On Mar 31, 2020

Lagos people make una begin look for where una wan run go o

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Politics › Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by idonhammer: 9:33am On Mar 31, 2020

Oga to get all your details including all your family members details is as simple as buying a recharge card.Only in Nigeria people take scammers for granted.

Nickshrapnel:
I thought it was a scam message, but then I wondered how a scammer would have gotten my full name and address correctly

Travel › Re: US Chartered Flight Lands At Lagos Airport by idonhammer: 10:25pm On Mar 30, 2020

Are you sure you read the content of the message before commenting?

Ijeleigbo:
So far none of them is carrying the Chinese virus, they are all welcome!
After all, we are in this mess together because of the imported virus!!

Politics › Re: Soyinka Reacts To COVID-19 Lockdown: 'We Are Not In War Emergency' by idonhammer: 8:24pm On Mar 30, 2020

Professors without brain,una think say everything na politics.

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Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Tests Positive For Coronavirus by idonhammer: 7:54pm On Mar 30, 2020

Flier:
What did you expect? Everyone knows that the idiot is lying

Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde Tests Positive For Coronavirus by idonhammer: 7:24pm On Mar 30, 2020

That means David will be positive.

Politics › Re: Tinubu To Donate N200m To Contain Coronavirus by idonhammer: 7:22pm On Mar 30, 2020

Pls go to the kitchen and give your mum her phone before her battery runs down...indomie mumu small pikin.

lordlugards:
your father's that inherit that plastered mud house from his father your Grandfather how much has he donated.

I no go better for the first person to report.

Travel › Re: Coronavirus: Germany To Evacuate Citizens From Nigeria by idonhammer: 4:50pm On Mar 30, 2020

Nothing,they know that 98% of Nigerians can survive covid even without treatment but white people cannot .

Oluneutral:
Seems there are some things these advanced countries are seeing that aren't disclosed to us yet.

Hope they don't know some things about Nigeria that we Nigerians are not knowing yet.

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Travel › Re: Coronavirus: Germany To Evacuate Citizens From Nigeria by idonhammer: 4:49pm On Mar 30, 2020

Nothing,they know that 98% of Nigerians can survive covid even without treatment but white people will not .

Oluneutral:
Seems there are some things these advanced countries are seeing that aren't disclosed to us yet.

Hope they don't know some things about Nigeria that we Nigerians are not knowing yet.

Health › Re: Lagos Discharges Five More Coronavirus Patients by idonhammer: 3:33pm On Mar 30, 2020

And punish the rest abi?

NgwalandAbia:
I love this, God bless Southern Nigeria.

Health › Re: Lagos Discharges Five More Coronavirus Patients by idonhammer: 3:32pm On Mar 30, 2020

Lagos amaka

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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Arrives Lagos In Air Ambulance by idonhammer: 1:26pm On Mar 30, 2020

Fem4real:
Quick recovery in Jesus Name.(Amen)

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Celebrities › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu To Lagosians: "Go And Do Your Last Minute Shopping Now" by idonhammer: 11:38am On Mar 30, 2020

If you think people are not benefiting or making millions through covid-19 then you are the greatest fool of all time.

Farki:
It is the height of stupidity to think you are both immune and will benefit in some way.

Politics › Re: Tinubu To Donate N200m To Contain Coronavirus by idonhammer: 10:39am On Mar 30, 2020

Abeg how much your papa don donate?

lordlugards:
Common #200million from the looter of lagos

Celebrities › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu To Lagosians: "Go And Do Your Last Minute Shopping Now" by idonhammer: 10:33am On Mar 30, 2020

Cyberwolf how market.

CyberWolf:
Mumu

Celebrities › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu To Lagosians: "Go And Do Your Last Minute Shopping Now" by idonhammer: 10:13am On Mar 30, 2020

Lasgidi go red today, Biafra Land's economy keeps increasing indirectly.

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Health › Re: What Do You Think Will Be The After Effect Of COVID-19 On Many Countries? by idonhammer: 9:54am On Mar 30, 2020

Those two useless countries wey u mention show say u don't know nothing about Yahoo biz.For your information, na now food don done for Yahoo biz.One more thing,na Young people dey pay and not old cargos.

Ochuksbaba:
Another after effect

Many Yahoo boys will go and learn hand work like mechanic or welder or even venture into farming because Italian and Canadian clients don die finish

Health › Re: What Do You Think Will Be The After Effect Of COVID-19 On Many Countries? by idonhammer: 9:43am On Mar 30, 2020

Serious owu go dey

Health › Re: Trying To Get Tested For Coronavirus By NCDC In Abuja: An Experience by idonhammer: 10:53pm On Mar 29, 2020

You are not having symptoms you want to go for test..busy body

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