₦airaland Forum

Dude397:
Can you help me with 10k loan sir

I can't help you with 10k, too small for laon sorry

yellowgarri2:
Kindly assist me, I will pay back with interest

Meet the conditions I put up there, thanks

Kirchoffs:
I don’t have access to the mail I used to open this account, kindly drop your email address thanks

Can drop my email here, sorry

Islandlady:
Dear Men, I will tell you that having a good HAIRCUT is the best makeup for you...it makes you look more Handsome and responsible

If as a guy, you have a nice haircut and looks responsible, and you approach me as a lady, I will listen you

Bold of you to think we guys wanna look good cos of bisshes like you....smh I should look good to waste money on you....animals

yellowgarri2:
I can't even afford IPhone 6 not to talk of IPhone 11. I don't need up to 220k bro. All I need is 20k loan

I can't help you.

Kirchoffs:
Am interested boss, how do I contact you

Dm

Hedonini:
Men no dey hear word. Dem no suppose dey carry wife or serious girlfriend go club. Too many intoxicated, maniacal bastards (especially these useless yahoo urchins like Burna and his type) are always on the prowl looking to cause trouble. Last last things might turn ugly.

Lolzzz you're funny, If any guy tries that with me and my wife....lol ill trace him to his house, monitor his schedule, time he leave home, restaurant he eaten at, his type of food, where he hangout, his relatives, when he gets homes, etc and treat his fork up.....we all ain't normal hope you know that....cos his badass in public view doesn't mean anoda person no bad pass am

PVision2020:
You've been calling Tinubu names since time in memorial, but that won't stop you from running away from your terrorists ravaged and desolate region to Tinubu's Lagos.

Who said tinubu owns lagos?? Na tinubu build their house for them?? Obviously u have no sense

yellowgarri2:
I'm interested, what are the terms and conditions?

1) collateral is an iPhone 11 and above.
2) you pay back the 220k after the 2 months and get back your iPhone or if you default till the 4th month....you forget your fone.
3) you sign agreement and undertaking with my lawyer...
4) After signing you get alert....simple

Peter532:
30k

Drop your account number

iamrealdeji:
Muslims own Nigeria. Igbo states that are dominated by Christians are very few,Yoruba states have more Muslims than Christians,Northern states are very many with very high population and they're majorly Muslims,Islam is the world's fastest growing religion and so it is in Nigeria,4 years to this time,the population of Muslims compared to Christians would be terrific. Let's call a spade a spade and allow our vice president to be Muslim. Heterogeneity of religion in leadership can only cause confusion. Developed nations have cabinet members practising the same religion. Dubai cabinet members are all muslims and Christians in Dubai are also enjoying their lives. Please someone should tell Jagaban that a Muslim vice president can only make Northerners vote for him. Atiku should choose a Muslim vice president too. He observes his salat well and we can see from the prayer mark on his forehead. He should only believe in Allah and not fall for threat of man. Non of them should give in to oppressions and threats. Its their rights to pick Muslims as vice president. They should pick Muslims as vice president if they want the North to vote for them. Nigeria is an Islamic nation.

Oni ku re

LeoDeKing:
Tinubu is free to pick any religion as his vice. If he likes, he can choose a babalawo or a bhudist. We Nigerians are strongly behind him, pay no heed to shildren of 8, perdition, anger and frustration.

After all, all the swines screaming religion up and down will still not vote him even if he choose a Rev father as his running mate.

So Asiwaju of Nigeria, ride on sir, we Nigerians are strongly behind you.

Oni ku re

olamidedivotee:
It's very necessary, don't forget the Bible says heaven help those who help themselves.


In case anyone need a quality content writer. Kindly check my signature.

Which chapter and verse?? Dundi

bottlewater1:
Good morning nairaladers and happy Trinity day

So I went to church with my family, at the entrance of the church members of protocol use their security gadgets to search us whether we carry any kind of weapon. Me that did not even carry Bible expect my phone and offering, yet they use their gadgets on me.

My opinion:

I was just laughing because it seems they don't trust their members again for instance me a member of more than five years and listen to the pastor almost every week.
I think this acts in church will further discourage people from attending church services but to stick to electronic programmes

So to you going to church means you will make heaven?? I can guarantee you that 90% of those killed in that owo church might go to hell, while if there attackers give their lives to christ before they die will go to heaven.....funny religion if you ask me

800k??

Fahdiga:
And R Kelly can't use the same money to close their mouth too. Kiddo, pray never to meet a wicked vagina person

They should rada pray never to meet a hard ball alpha male.....remember those foolish girls that wanted to fram and blackmail otedola See how he handled dem That's how you handle bisshes....not been a simp around hoes

coputa:
If you see or happen to see any forgoten phone inside a keke or any commercial vehicle, kindly take it to the nearest police station or a radio house because if you return it to the owner,they will say they also forgot some cash alongside the phone.You will now be seen as a thief and made to vomit the money you do not see.So,to be on the safe side,just take the phone to a radio house or the nearest police station.

Lol na why for this country na good and kind people dey enter wahala, kind people don't usually have street OT and are seen as fools in this country. Why will I see a fone in a keke or bus and I'll waste my time worrying about who owns it lol smh

Peter532:
I need loan app that link account statement or give loan without binding of card


I don't have atm card

Please help mention

How much loan do you need?
I can give you N200k to pay back N220k after 2 months

Oladimeji122:
can u help me too i day suffer help me

Why pour rain on other peoples parade??
If the guy no post, you no go know say you sef dey suffer?? Smh

Next time you go wise....never do deals online especially with money you can't forgo....even on jumia I no dey do pay before service....e go come be one random bastard I go send money to before service?? I'd rada cancel that service.

bluefilm:
So how do you know that this lady in this very story is crying with a rich violent Dubai man?

It's an analogy dummy

Kingozymandias:
What a stupid judgement. This will encourage me people to go into fraud. I defaud people of N20 million I get 2 years prison sentence or an option to pay just N2.million fine ? Do I get a profit of N18 million?

Wow what a useless judge... She should be suspended

Ode read you won't read, he's to pay back the 20m within a year....dullard

SweetOnugbo:
Run for your life.

Run away from domestic violence.

It's so sad that she's not even up to 30, and she has been sent out of this world in such a manner.

Wether husband or wife, run away from domestic violence.

Witnessed a patients death today in A&E( Accident and Emergency). A young Lady that died from hypovolemic shock due to traumatic brain injury as a result of assault (domestic violence). She had 4 cuts on her head with cutlass that caused tearing and bruising of brain tissue and blood vessels( especially middle meningeal artery) You could see the brain tissue, that means she had a skull fracture.

Please leave for your life in you're in an abusive relationship/marriage. No Dey form Jagaban abeg, say u sabi fight back (because they said she was with hammer). Save your life first.

Better to cry in Dubai with a rich violent man, than laff in lagos with a poor man peaceful man...that's their motto....

CilicMarin:
Asiwaju is now in the residence of the first runner up, former governor and former Minister of Transportation RT Honourable Rotimi Amaechi..

Is sawolu on vacation from his duties as the gov of lagos state?? Or he's the new pa to tinubu

New222:
I won't try to sugarcoat it. I'm 25 years old, she's 19. Still in university because of the endless ASUU strike.

I've been having unprotected sex with this particular girl for a long while now. We've been dating for close to two years. I practise the "withdrawal" and "safe" days method. I met her a Virgin too.

Just realised she's pregnant. She started showing a lot of symptoms. Darkened areolas, nausea, breast heaviness, headache, back pain e.t.c.

I asked her to get do a pregnancy strip test and it came positive. Two red lines.

Though it's not what I ever planned for myself, I won't really mind having a child at my age. People will so much insult me, including my family but I'm sure my family will take care of the child.

The issue is the girl. Her family (Deeper Life) are wahala, big wahala. Educated people that behaves as if they never went to school. Now, we detected very early, her first period is supposed to start tomorrow (which I'm sure she'll miss). She's still very young and about to start schooling. I'm sure her dad will disown her (he once sent her away from his home over a slight misunderstanding, refused to let her back in until it was shown she was innocent).

I told her we have two choices, keep the baby or remove it. I am confused too, but I didn't show it. Pls what do you think?

We're really considering ending the pregnancy. Since it's very early, I'm considered getting m...p......r..l. I need medical advice pls. Above all, I don't want to endanger the girl's life.
I've read about abortion pills. I don't know how to get them or their price. Or should we keep the baby? Her dad will surely disown her, might later accept her, but it will definitely end her Education. What do you think? Should we get the drugs pls. Or consider another option? Should we keep the baby?

P.S: I know nairaland. I've been here for years, insult are welcomed. I never imaginned I'll ever open a thread like this.

P.S: If you're using withdrawal method and it works, it WILL STILL EVENTUALLY FAIL YOU. I used it for a really long time, now I'm here.

Stupid boy...N200 condom would have prevented the whole thing....now you've destroyed you both future cos your brain couldn't comprehend the importance of N200 condom....idiot

chkb:
Pls quick response, my sister has a meeting with university of bolton scheduled for 11:30am but it has passed the time, what do u advice.

What do you mean by I has passed the time?? Like she missed the meeting or the meeting didn't hold

odinson1:
I wonder why you People don't make use of the brains you were freely given. Later una go dey call Redpillers small boys

May my sperm that will fertilize an egg not be a foolish sperm.....May our sons never make us wished we worn condom

Ciseya2855:
I want to take the matter to court guys

People like you suppose dey prison for like 26 yrs to fit get sense idiot

What kind of nonsense testimony is this one?? Smh

Beremx:
I remember posting on this platform that I have seen on three occasions trailers loaded with some people who look like Fulani people going towards Badagry through LASU-Isheri road via Igbo Elerin.

Oh well, let’s keep watching

People like u should be in jail already