Celebrities › Re: Rico Swavey Is Dead by Ifakiland(m): 6:39pm On Oct 13, 2022 |
Drive safely out there guys....accident is real, our body na tissue paper. Thank you. |
Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by Ifakiland(m): 6:25pm On Oct 11, 2022 |
zanebaddo: can someone help us with this information? I have asked similar question before 435 |
Crime › Re: Bandits Kill Freed Abuja-Kaduna Train Passenger In Kebbi by Ifakiland(m): 8:01am On Oct 11, 2022 |
Anigreat:

If he was one of those that voted in this catastrophic government then I have no R.I.P to waste, infact my joy now is boundless that he reaped bountifully what he sowed. Lol the werey probably vot3d twice for dem sef lolzzz |
Education › Re: Gbajabiamila: Deal Sealed, ASUU Strike Over In Matter Of Days by Ifakiland(m): 7:46am On Oct 11, 2022 |
OnionBandit: If Buhari 's government pays them for the months spent gallivanting around doing nothing, I will withdraw my total support for this administration..I would rather support the failed brewery investor with a second class in philosophy than wish for a continuity of this nonsense
Everybody just dey do as dem like for this administration despite the fact that Buhari is so fatherly and understanding. Non of your family member can boost of an msc talk more of becoming a lecturer bastard |
Crime › Re: Gang Who Track People At Abuja Airport Almost Kidnapped My Friend - Twitter User by Ifakiland(m): 6:34pm On Oct 10, 2022 |
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Crime › Re: Mob Burns Suspected Robber Alive In Aba Over Generator Set Theft by Ifakiland(m): 5:33pm On Oct 09, 2022 |
budaatum: So if thieves have ever taken away something that means a lot to me, you expect me to go further than an eye for and eye and take their entire life in return do you?
Sorry, but I'm not barbaric like that! And a generator set is hardly something that should mean that much to me that if stolen I should steal a whole life in return! Oga shut face front |
Crime › Re: Mob Burns Suspected Robber Alive In Aba Over Generator Set Theft by Ifakiland(m): 5:32pm On Oct 09, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: Parts Of Anambra Buried In Flood Water As Communities Cry For Help (Pictures) by Ifakiland(m): 5:59am On Oct 09, 2022 |
DrAkpamudehe:
Peter Obi is a thief and a vagabond,...If peter Peter Obi had done his job well as governor, all this won't be happening.
What is the point of saving 75billion ( not confirmed) when your people need infrastructures to combat calamities like this ? Peter Obi is from my village, but he will never smell Aso rock gate. Nonsense Shut up, lagos lekki gets flooded also....tinubu should have built a dam there also....oponu |
Romance › Re: Should I Forget About My Standard And Take The Risk? by Ifakiland(m): 5:55am On Oct 09, 2022 |
Ebenman: I meant a lady 3 months ago. After we talked, she began to show interest in me, but she wasn't my standard, so I wasn't feeling the same way.
My standards are: 1. At least she must be a graduate 2. She should be self-sufficient (earning something reasonable) 3. At most 5-6 age difference between us 4. Looking calm and understandable 5. She must be an average-height lady
This lady, in particular, is an NCE holder, working as a teacher, earning little because of her level of education. She is just in her early 20s, and I am almost 8 yrs older than her. She is from a poor background and has 2 other younger siblings. She is also not tall and looks like an average girl.
She is very decent (a virgin) and loyal to me. I have told her severally that she is not my standard and I wasn't interested in her, but she refused to listen and began to feel very insecure. Maybe because I earn well and she knows I will soon get married.
She now comes to my house almost every weekend because I am very accommodating. Recently she has been telling me to delete the pictures of other females friends, in which I asked her on what grounds I should do that.
Note: I don't want to invest in a lady that is not my wife, and I am afraid her family will see me as a rich guy from which her other siblings can benefit if I proceed with her.
Should I block every contact with her, or should I forget about standards and risk and look at the good side?
Please advice Never marry from a poor home or a girl that doesn't seem to have a well outlined future...that's how generational poverty starts. Never marry below your standard. It never ends well |
Romance › Re: My Ex Proposed Love To Me Again by Ifakiland(m): 5:50am On Oct 09, 2022 |
Preciousgirl: Thank s
Men are dogs In deed Your papa dog....if your were enjoying the attention you won't be needing our permission to block him...unfaithful bish |
Politics › Re: Photos Of The 4KM Illegal Crude Oil Pipeline In Forcados, Delta State (Video) by Ifakiland(m): 1:47pm On Oct 08, 2022 |
HeRulesMen: I need help please. I am an applicant. Hunger and starvation have finished me. Life has become terrible. Help a brother please. I can't steal and wouldn't steal. My knees are on ground please. Assist me in any little way you can. 022 161 0773, GTBank, Sampson. You wey vote apc 2019? |
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Tobi Adegboyega Gifts Davido‘s Fiancee Chioma A Birkin Bag of N70 million by Ifakiland(m): 1:30pm On Oct 08, 2022 |
Sirheny007: Well, if God has instructed the pastor to give David's Fiancee a bag worth $95k, who am I to think the Pastor must have been shagging her?
Surely, this is not a gift one can give from one's pocket or from the tithes of church members..
What am I thinking sef,  God works in mysterious ways. Lolzz abi na what's £95k when his foolish church members will soon pay anoda weekly tithe on Sunday....chai. e be like I go open church employ pastor put. |
Crime › Re: 18-yr-old Boy Strangles Mother To Death For Calling Him Bastard by Ifakiland(m): 1:20pm On Oct 08, 2022 |
justicechichex: Imagine living with that for the rest of your life: killing ur own mom.. Good to that he's of age and can answer for himself. Watery beans is calling. He will out in 20years, its a crime of emotion. It wasn't premeditated. Some mothers are foolish also, with the whole troubles of life, u choose to wake a child up in the midnight to rain curses on him. After birthing him in an evil country in a poverty state of life, you still wanna rain curses! Smh. He did what he felt was best for him, eliminating his worst enemy. Too bad it had to be his mom in that position. |
Crime › Re: How Not Keeping Beard (Clean Shave) Saved Me From Street Robbers In Mile 2 by Ifakiland(m): 1:21pm On Oct 07, 2022 |
Anonymoususher: My people I greet una
I almost got robbed at mile 2 bridge on Sunday.
My fiancee came to spend the weekend with me so on Sunday we decided to go out and have some fun. Our plan na say from the eatry she go from there dey go house but she forgot her office key at my place so instead of going home we decided to go back to my place first to pick the keys because she needed it the next day at work.
Na so we take go back house ooo before we know 8pm Don clock. Babe didn't want to sleep over, I couldnt drive because mile 2 is always blocked cos of traffic. Most uber drivers don't even like going there so we had to enter danfo.
Bus dropped us at mile 2 Festac side and we needed to walk up a little so she could get a bus or bike heading towards Wilmer.
It was already 9pm and some guys started approaching us. I saw them and quickly changed my steps, my babe didn't know what was happening, I just asked her to give me her phones. She gave them to me, I placed the big one inside my pocket.
The guys approached n surrounded us and were like bring your phone, my babe was scared but I refused to stop walking.
One raised hands and wanted to hit me while another one wanted to drag my girl's bag.
I just said, if them born una well make una hand touch me, be like una want make this Mile 2 and lagos hot for una. Una wan touch soldier, una die well.
Immediately I pretended like I was making call "I said Nasiru, stand at alert, mile 2 on top bridge second lane"
After pretending to make the calls, I stretched the phone towards them and said if they have mind they should take the phone from me... All these while I was walking and talking.
The guys just said awuuaahhh, no vex abeg just find us something. I said una dey mad, instead of to beg for money una wan use force or threaten, I no dey give una again. One by one they just left the scene.
My babe was already cold, we quietly crossed to the other busy lane, entered a bus and started laughing.
What happened was surprising. I didn't know the guts that came to me.
Normal, I don't keep beards (clean shave) and the way I walk most people mistake me for a military guy cos of my height and mode of walking. Coincidentally I was putting on a black top with a black face cap. So seeing a young guy with clean shave they just felt I was a military guy and decided to avoid me.
Thank God for protection sha ODE. |
Family › Re: My Wedding Was Stopped 6 Weeks To The D-Day by Ifakiland(m): 6:06am On Oct 07, 2022 |
Gabless: I am 28 years old, a graduate of one of the university in South West. I work as a contract staff in a bank.
I met this guy about a year ago through my best female friend, and the journey started. I took him to my parents and he also took me to his parents too, and the wedding preparation started.
We were suppose to do family introduction but my parents says there is no need considering some logistic reasons. Although my mum has her reservation concerning him. But since my father has no objection I think am good to go.
He has sent money for some preparation since he is not residing in Lagos. The problem started after I went to idumota with my aunt to buy our engagement clothes. It was my aunt that drove me to the market. When we returned, my fiance called me, we talked for some times, but he couldn't appreciate my aunt for her kind gesture. Although my aunt didn't say anything that day but she wasn't happy. My dad also complained that he has been rude to him. The same goes with my mum.
The last straw that broke the Carmels back was when he was arguing with my aunt over the phone. He did not know I was in my aunt's house that particular day. I wasn't happy at all, thinking that if he would not regard my parents how would he treat me after marriage.
So I confronted him the second day over the phone, telling him that I'm not happy about the way my parents where complaining about him, and that attitude of him is creating fear in me. Instead for him to be a little remoseful and even call those people and apologize, he was arguing with me, still in my aunt's house.
So I told him, maybe we should put the preparation on hold thinking he would at least try and apologize to them. He just said, is that what you want and ended the call.
Everyone was surprised. He didn't call back it was his mum that called my mum, she didn't even persuade them to stop me from taking such step, and the guy too didn't call me for like too weeks until when I called him and he said he wasn't interested in the marriage again.
Actually, I wasn't happy and I have been downcasted since then, but on the other hand, May l ask this question does this guy really loves me?. Is he really mature enough for marriage. Is it all my fault? Please don't insult or abuse me. I just want to know if it's all my fault. Your family seems like a troublesome one, the guy sent money to buy clothes, and you still expect him to thank your family for going to buy the clothes you would also wear? Seems you're not ready for marriage smh |
Politics › Re: Keyamo: Tinubu Will Be Back In Nigeria ‘in A Couple Of Days by Ifakiland(m): 1:46am On Oct 06, 2022 |
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Education › Re: ASUU: FG Directs New Unions To Commence Teaching Immediately by Ifakiland(m): 5:08pm On Oct 05, 2022 |
Jman06: I heard that the FG will pay CONUA members the 7months salary together with October and November salaries.
Nice gesture by FG to encourage CONUA in their quest to rescue our universities from being destroyed by ASUU. I hope your dad is a lecturer....so you can call him to lecture you animal. |
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Wants Us To Relocate To Canada by Ifakiland(m): 2:44pm On Oct 05, 2022 |
HumbleWunmi: What bigger dreams do we all even talked about each time japa syndromes is mentioned. This life my brother at the end is rubbish and vanity. No one will escape it alive. In addition,we are too greedy mentioning our kids bla bla. See at the end.when we die. They mean nothing. ODE |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Stabbed To Death In Malaysia After Confronting A Gang Member by Ifakiland(m): 1:06pm On Oct 05, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Appoints Masari Senior Adviser On Admin, Wamako, Special Duties by Ifakiland(m): 9:53am On Oct 03, 2022 |
He should keep French kissing the northerners ass....stupid man |
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Wants Us To Relocate To Canada by Ifakiland(m): 2:00am On Oct 02, 2022 |
Zonefree: Have you been to any embassy in your life before? Do you know what it takes to relocate to Canada? Or you think Canada is Kano that you can wake up one morning and decide to relocate? .
Na your type dey make all these foolish girls dey misbehave for this country. Total annihilation of your type will bring lasting peace to Nigeria. Ode, not every travelling out involves going to embassy....for uk and Canada for instance you only need to visit Biometric centers ode. Fish IQ |
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Wants Us To Relocate To Canada by Ifakiland(m): 1:59am On Oct 02, 2022 |
EmzyT: Silly old fool, I'm more intelligent compared to your entire generations COMBINED! Have you or any of your generation(s) travel outside the shores of Nigeria before?
When people who've got experience are contributing to sensible topics as this, Miserable losers like you ought to hide your faces! Look at this mumu, you met a girl that dreams of traveling out, you're there dulling. Ode....for your information non of my immediate family both family or orientation and procreation dey Nigeria. So if you wanna stay in Nigeria good luck....let the girl go and find a better guy with bigger dreams ode |
Politics › Re: Aisha Yusufu Slams Police over lekki toll gate by Ifakiland(m): 2:12pm On Oct 01, 2022 |
KINGinVAHALA: This bittered and sadistic woman talks too much. If she wants to know how pathetic the police are, she should damn all consequences and come to Lagos to stage her rally or whatever at Lekki toll gate. No sane human allows the destruction of his/her home a second time, including her. She should follow them to Anambra or rather invite them to her state and let them stage the protest together. I call on the Nigeria Police, Lagos division to as a matter of fact shot to kill on sight anyone that tries to destroy either private or government properties like they did the first time. Anambra state is boiling with daily killings by unknown gunmen whom are known iPod members and whom Obi has soft spots for, none of that concerns them, it’s destroying Lagos a second time built by Tinubu that matters to them IQ of a fish....I hope you don't plan breeding kids of dummy in future? |
Politics › Re: Bandits Levy ₦12 Million Tax On Kaduna Farmers, Give Deadline To Pay Up by Ifakiland(m): 9:20pm On Sep 30, 2022 |
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Putin’s Newly Mobilized Army Of Aged And Unfit Men Being Sent To Fight by Ifakiland(m): 7:28pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Amb1045: These are retired soldiers with families, nothing bad about it. They have to defend their country against NATO intruders. If you know you know. So if Nigeria is a working country and it turns out you have to defend it, will you shy away to do so even though you know death is involve. Fight against people trying to oppress your kind. But current I don't see myself defending Nigeria for corrupt politicians to loot the Nigerian treasure for them and there families.
After all the useless comedian zelensky is forcing the younger Ukrainian generation to die for his selfish interest. The comedian is also destroying the economy of Europeans. UK, Germany, France is bleeding current. The world is bleeding due to one man. Lol
Me as the commander of these troops, soldiers I know you're grumbling within you why you're here, I know you are not happy to be here but it's who you're, you are a soldier that has swear an oath to defend your country. You have to defend your motherland against barberrians, scavengers who will kill, rape your wife and kids, steal your natural resource, destroy your cultural heritage. You have to defend your generation against such evil men, stand for what is right, die for your country. Keep your head up because you will be remembered as a hero who stood up for your country when it matters the most. You're not fighting for the President rather you're fighting to uphold justice and rule of law against injustice of NATO to invade your brothers in Ukraine. Have no mercy for the enemy of these country, your motherland Russia. Defend it with your last blood.
Please before you quote me go and make more research about the war in Ukraine, these war has been going for nothing less than 5years ago. Russia intervened due to continues killing of Russian citizens in Ukraine territory. Russia is trying to liberate there people from the evil eyes of NATO.
Most people has been brainwashed by the western propaganda, the other day Putin was complaining how the westerners are only shifting Ukraine flour to other European countries at normal cheap rates without putting Africans and Asians into consideration. These criminals must be brought to justice. Lol na them make bread to costs for here. They are using us to fund the war in Ukraine stylishly. Bastards Your papa....with all due respect. Your papa |
Food › Re: See The Food I Got For ₦900 No Meat Because It's Too Costly by Ifakiland(m): 7:26pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
Channah1: Mehnn... See the food I just got for 900. Rice 650 Moimoi 250. I couldn't bring myself to buy the meat at 400 cos it's the size of 100 naira meat outside.
Naija which way? So annoying. That 900 for buy you better breakfast for chicken Republic but no, you had to be a mumu and let one self employed ode over profit for your head. I don't tolerate such. I once went to a canteen to eat....the idiot asked me how much stew I want on my rice....I'm like una dey sell stew? No wonder una shop empty and I left.....their papa |
Business › Re: See Why Loan App Operators Disgrace Most Of Their Customers by Ifakiland(m): 7:17pm On Sep 29, 2022 |
emmanuelchux: This is just sad. What many of those people fail to understand is that of that money is not paid pack, someone at the office I responsible to the loss and the person will pay somehow.
From her voice you can tell she's really pained. Maybe she's the one that will bear the brunt. Aside the person been sacked or not. That loan will forever be tied to their bvn till death and the percentage will be adding yearly. In future they might turn up to need a bank loan, go for a political office etc and dey will be met with a defaulted loan of 20k 30 years ago that has grown to 1m...but den they don't even plan to see the next 30 yrs so they can do as dey wish |
Politics › Re: Keyamo: Bloomberg's Poll On Peter Obi Leading Tinubu, Atiku Is Delusional by Ifakiland(m): 9:46pm On Sep 28, 2022 |
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Health › Re: BEECHAM AMPICLOX And The Craze For "Sperm Washout" : Warning (VIDEO) by Ifakiland(m): 2:42pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lost My Job Today, After Few Months Of Employment by Ifakiland(m): 2:37pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
Sirseedorf: I feel weak, terrible and hopeless. I lost my job today due to management change of system, I never saw it coming, in fact it came as a shock to me. Am just confused on what to do next, I have huge responsibility ahead of me, even now, I have to find something doing or else negative thought and depression will kill me faster than gunshots. I can't cry out physically but inside I feel pain as if a knife as pierce my heart, my self esteem is weak, my life is heading on a rock, I don't bet, never drink nor womanize, I just want a better life for myself, but it seems better life might never be achieved while still leaving with joblessness and failure status. Help me nairalander, I don't know what might become of me in the next few days or weeks. Been in your shoes before bro, at a point I tot na village people or say maybe one of my ex don swear for me. I begin dey call each of the bishes to apologise. But den I never stopped planning and and hoping....I also never stopped applying for jobs, any job....I did painting of house, barbing of hair, teaching, warehouse, sales etc....now I dey outside the country, married to a doctor and life don dey turn up small small. Never give up. Na who give up fuq up oh. Also find a girl that has what you lack and that you have what she lacks and build a future togeda. Bye for now. This advice is worth £20k but I give you free clap for me oh |
Romance › Re: My Fiancée Wants Us To Relocate To Canada by Ifakiland(m): 1:49am On Sep 27, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: My Fiancée Wants Us To Relocate To Canada by Ifakiland(m): 1:47am On Sep 27, 2022 |
Truthsoldier: Good day nairalanders
There is the sweet young lady,godly,smart and intelligent lady I plan settling down soon,we are so much into each other, we have discussed so many things concerning our future but the issue here is that she told me she would not want us to have our kids in Nigeria. I told her that there are actually some good places in Nigeria, in fact she told me she would want us to have a permanent residency over there in Canada,I told her about my work,she said that there is no problem if I would want to be coming visiting them to which I disagreed, she told me that she would want us to go there and continue more on her education and I settle and get a job there. I tried to let her know that she may choose to have our kids born there and we still return to Nigeria, but she's having none of that,she loves me so much,but this aspect is what I want to figure out.
Should I grant her that desire of totally relocating, or let us have our home there while I work here in Port Harcourt, I would not like to stay away from my family and kids.
What should I do now? The girl deserve a better guy....you're to low in thinking for her. I can assure you, she will break up with you soon. Such a girl can't be dating a guy who thinks raising a family in Nigeria is better Dan canada |