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Romance › Re: #GoldenPenis: This Is Why Single Mothers Deserve No Pity!! (Photos) by Ifakiland(m): 1:42am On Sep 27, 2022
Ginaz:
you're beginning to sound like broken record at this point.

this is the reason why I'd advise ladies to use their senses when it comes to men. don't let no man impregnate you without marriage so you don't end up being laughed at in the society.

use protection or abstain from sex!
I can marry u, have sex and den dump you....marriage doesn't hold shit. Get that
Crime › Re: Baby Falls Off And Dies As Lady Helped Woman Carry Baby Inside Public Bus by Ifakiland(m): 1:38am On Sep 27, 2022
You can't be nice and kind in lagos and live long...when I'm sitting next to those kind women with multiple kids dat won't pay for them to sit....I'm always mean and use my hand to do boundary.
Crime › Re: Wanted Person by Ifakiland(m): 1:29am On Sep 27, 2022
Skipuru:
Please any one with current information of this man

His name is Michael segun salami.
He's travel agent ( Gogreen service limited)
He took sum of 7.7m naira to pay for my tuition fee in Japan but he failed to pay and has not been coming to his office and he failed to return my money . Bank and invited him twice and he’s not showing up.


Name . Segun Michael salami

Address: Efab mall extension area 11 Garki shop b62

anyone with information on how to get him will receive 10 percent of the money.
Ode lazy mf....who still uses agent to process visa?? Simple process you can do yourself but no, you are too lazy to make research and do it yourself. Smh
Crime › Re: Europe Is Not Easy - Nigerian Man Says As He Analyses His Monthly Expenses (vid) by Ifakiland(m): 1:18am On Sep 27, 2022
officialwdhtv:
Europe is not easy - Nigerian man says as he analyses his monthly expenses.

Take a listen!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbv2HxMn8uU
The fool should come bk to Nigeria that's easy ode is saying he pays for power and den heater again like say no be same power dey carry heater mumu
Romance › Re: Man Shares Message He Received From His House Cleaner Who Was Asking Him Out by Ifakiland(m): 11:57pm On Sep 26, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Childish fóolish men all around. You see why I don't take this people serious, they act childish and stupid always. What's the essence of sharing the screenshot online for the whole world to know? probably he's among men that do say women should have the guts to approach men they love instead of dying in silence and here a lady with gut approach the idiot and he stupidly spread the message across.

So much for women that think men really matters in their lives when dildos is always available.
You're silly, your gate man will toast you....okada man will ask you for love ode
Romance › Re: Jealous Girlfriend Destroys Boyfriend’s TV, Others For Cheating In Edo (Video) by Ifakiland(m): 4:23pm On Sep 26, 2022
Kollins11:
First of all, I don't do love and relationship so no vagina person will think she owns me. Truth is men that do love and relationship are foolish people, Typical & Chronic SIMPs. Just fvck her and move on to the next available kpekus.

Secondly, if you as a jobless liability nigerian girl try this shit with me. The way I go panel beat you eh! If you no develop internal and external bleeding call me bastard.

Infact, dem never born her papa & mama well make she try this rubbish with me. U wan make Ogun kee you?
infact ehn i wonder how girl go get the confidence destroy my property cos i cheat.....men of these generation are 90% simps smh
Romance › Re: The Confused and Nagging Nature Of Nigerian Men!(Screenshots) by Ifakiland(m): 8:33pm On Sep 25, 2022
Islandlady:
The confused and nagging nature of a Nigerian men really got me thinking what nature of woman they really wants and appreciate undecided Maybe they can never be satisfied!

As a woman you decide to become an independent woman they complain, you also decide to become a dependant woman they also complain!

Below are screenshots from a twitter & IG influencer exposing the nagging and confused Nigerian men about different nature of Nigerian women!
Most Nigerian men can't handle successful women....once they see a successful woman who doesn't need money, that's the end....they have nothing to impress her. That's why they go for girls they can oppress or that can fall for money. But real men go for successful women, because they want kids that will collect from both mom and dad, they wan a marriage where the woman does things without having to wait for his return from work, etc
Politics › Re: Self Acclaimed King Of Abuja And Youth Activist MORALMORE Hosted By IBB by Ifakiland(m): 3:03pm On Sep 25, 2022
GLeesMODEL:
Self Acclaimed King of Abuja And Political Youth Activist MORALMORE Meets IBB Over State Of The Nation

A self-acclaimed king of Abuja the nation's capital and activist, Mr Emmanuel Asogwa ~ has held a closed-door meeting with Nigeria's former military president, Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida at his Hilltop home in Minna, Nigeria state where he discussed state of the nation with the octogenarian.

At the meeting which he said is a consultation visit, Mr Emmanuel Asogwa said he and the former Nigerian leader discussed extensively on the country's state of affairs especially, the youths involvement in active politics.

Describing the consultation as highly successful and fruitful, he said Nigerian youths have come of age to take active participation in the country's governance, noting that 2023 will be a year to re-write history.

He also extolled IBB's rich experience as a military and political leader, saying it should be a course of study in the tertiary institution.

"Indeed It was a dream come true having to share over an hour with the Former Head Of State.

"His life history and experiences are supposed to be studied as course in tertiary institutions as one of the most successful, powerful and intelligent Army General we ever produced" his social media post partly reads.

https://www.statepress.ng/2022/09/self-acclaimed-king-of-abuja-and.html?m=1
That's how they show themselves till their real hustle go burst.....young money bastards.
Romance › Re: The Girl Helping Me After My Surgery Is Irritating Me Please Help!!! by Ifakiland(m): 5:31pm On Sep 23, 2022
Darren95:
I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.

There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused.
Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.

Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.

Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).

The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.

But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself!
Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.

It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!

I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking.
Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this.
I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!!
To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!
You no get sense.
Politics › Re: I Finally Carried Out My Social Experiment - Lagos PPRO, Ben Hundeyin by Ifakiland(m): 9:12am On Sep 23, 2022
Him papa, na every time person go dey friendly mood?? Make I dey smile to policehuh Na him dey feed me abi him qan gimme moneyhuh Smh
Family › Re: When Last Did You Send Money To Your Parent? by Ifakiland(m): 9:10am On Sep 23, 2022
obembet:
Pls educate me, in a situation where your parents are traderor people that sell those little things to train u, how do u want them to enjoying Thier old age?
Training a kid is a responsibility they brought upon themselves for having sex....so who for takia of them if they were childless?
Parents should stop that nonsense of I trained my children so they must takia of me old age....let everybody work hard biko....when they were adults I'm sure things weren't this hard....
Family › Re: When Last Did You Send Money To Your Parent? by Ifakiland(m): 9:07am On Sep 23, 2022
obembet:
I understand you but u owe them alot. Having them as ur parents is a privilege
I dont
Family › Re: When Last Did You Send Money To Your Parent? by Ifakiland(m): 10:40pm On Sep 22, 2022
Focusmind:
Sincerely, i always pity people that wants to send money to their parents but are unable because of economic hardship. Those struggling and cannot please their parents. They will feel disappointed in themselves and their parents may also worry that their children they struggled to train have not been able to do things like their fellow men. Some fathers have gone into depression because their sons are unable to take care of them or meet their needs after passing through difficulty to raise and train them. May we continue to be blessings to our parents.
Such a father is mad....why will your kids be your retirement plan? Smh
Family › Re: When Last Did You Send Money To Your Parent? by Ifakiland(m): 10:33pm On Sep 22, 2022
I don't owe them anything....didn't beg them to birth me in the first place so make nobody put pressure of jeun omo on me. Thank you.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Daughter-In-law, Zahra Graduates With First Class (Pictures) by Ifakiland(m): 6:40am On Sep 21, 2022
Emergingnation3:
Later chronic unity beggars will open their stinking mouth to call Nnamdi Kanu and IPOB fraudsters and scammers.. grin grin

Which scammers are more than the Nigerian politicians. grin
Nigerian universities students are at home rotting away due to perpetual strike by ASUU, their children are busy graduating from foreign universities, no be juju be that ? grin grin
Oga don't waste your rant....those werey will still vote for apc....I don't pity useless youths. They are the same youth drumming for apc to come back....infact I pray apc comes back....I pray ASUU strike continues.
Romance › Re: Men Stop Taking Random Girls To Your House by Ifakiland(m): 7:19pm On Sep 20, 2022
Classickj:
you are a big fool
Lol werey dey form story....baba e ni fool
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Cries After Spending N9k On Transport To See A Guy by Ifakiland(m): 7:02pm On Sep 20, 2022
Lifestone:
But how does a person come visiting you, spent 9k of her own and you dropped 1.3k? The guy is a poor man. He will do that to anyone not necessarily this lady alone. He is not trust worthy, the girls curse may catch him
The least you can do if you can't give her what you promised, is to make her happy.
How do people even enjoy free sex?
go find the girl pay her. what do you evn mean by free sex?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Cries After Spending N9k On Transport To See A Guy by Ifakiland(m): 6:50pm On Sep 20, 2022
SILVERLINES:
Sometimes I blame some of our guys, don't take advantage of a girl who may appear to be kind to you. I know most guys out there need sex at all cost from a girl and then will finish all the lies in this world just to lay her in his bed, but it doesn't worth it.
It doesn't make sense for a girl to spend tp of 9k to visit you, given you sex and ended up having a thousand three hundred naira. That's evil, condemn it in strong terms.
Assuming as a nigga you needed a girl for sex and you are pretending and she come to you, at least make her happy at that moment she is with you. I do things like this a lot, but I make them happy and then gradually grow cool later.
shut up, whtas this one saying? oya go look for the girl on IG and send her money na....simp
Romance › Re: Men Stop Taking Random Girls To Your House by Ifakiland(m): 5:01pm On Sep 20, 2022
Classickj:
A Twitter user has shared the story of how his neighbor was recently arrested after the lady he brought home passed out while they were
having sex.

The Twitter user @josh_uglyasf stated that the man boasts about changing women a lot, and all advice given to him to stop having sex with multiple partners fell on deaf ears.
Recently, the said man brought a lady home who unknown to him is asthmatic. While they were having sex, the young lady passed out.

The police were invited and were able to remove the unconscious lady from his apartment after which they took the man into custody.

Read the story below...




https://twitter.com/josh_uglyasf/status/1569659336313430021?s=20&t=YPuCLCFJ2PTiRkq149ySbw[/quote]stories that never happened...idiot.
Romance › Re: Oyinbo Man Takes Ghanaian Lady Out On A Date, Pays Only His Bill (Video) by Ifakiland(m): 3:09pm On Sep 19, 2022
virginprincess:
White guys are the real redpillers,all this Africa/Nigeria men that are forming redpillers are just joking and wasting their time,if it was an African guy that took this babe out surely he must pay because that is our culture and mentality even the so called black redpillers especially the ones on nairaland can't change that fact,Africa men will continue spending on women because it like a custom and tradition in our land.
You're lost
Crime › Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend-chinese Man Arrested For Stabbing Girlfriend To Death by Ifakiland(m): 12:47pm On Sep 19, 2022
Rozross:
Very stupid man, was she under any obligation to marry you or did she put a knife on your throat to cough out money? They should kill him same way he killed the girl
Chop crazy guy money make you sef collect.
Travel › Re: Widow, Son Cry, Beg As They Win Bid To Buy Back Their Car For 450,000 by Ifakiland(m): 8:34am On Sep 19, 2022
TheFacelessMan:
So they should vote for those who will allow law breaking ?
Wetin concern me and who una vote....smh no be una go suffer am?
Travel › Re: Video Of Iyana Iba Interchange And Flyover Bridge by Ifakiland(m): 8:23am On Sep 19, 2022
[quote author=Lanrelagboi post=116802048] is by ecowas, not LASG!!!
Travel › Re: Video Of Iyana Iba Interchange And Flyover Bridge by Ifakiland(m): 8:23am On Sep 19, 2022
OmoManU:
Someone should show us a single achievement of Obi that is like this. Nonsens*.
Person no get single achievement and he want to lead an already dying nation, yeye
Ode lagos to badagry project is an ecowas project not apc project.
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie & First Wife, May Together At Her Birthday Party (Pictures,Video) by Ifakiland(m): 8:17am On Sep 19, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


May is still not happy even on her birthday, looking at her facial expression one can see that she's planning so much evil in her heart against Yul. Yul should be very careful because I don't have energy to type R.I.P.

But women are their worst enemies. Why on earth would you go and spread your legs wide opened and shooting out your clit for someone you know was already married with kids .Talk of Satan, women are Satan.
Marrying a second wife isn't a sin....
Crime › Re: Two Men Struggle, Try To 'Snatch' Rifle From Police Officer In Lagos by Ifakiland(m): 1:28am On Sep 19, 2022
ukandi1:
The law is explicit on this.

No policeman has the right to your phone without a warrant.
Don't encourage police brutality.
What the officers are doing is dismissable offense . That's abuse of power and intimidation.
Those who have the gumption should stand up and refuse such assault and abuse.
Thumbs up to those guys.
We all should have the courage to say No to these criminals in uniform.
Times are hard and most people are Struggling to ekk a living
So next thing na to drag gun with police?? You no get sense....what did the law say about disarming a cop??
Crime › Re: Two Men Struggle, Try To 'Snatch' Rifle From Police Officer In Lagos by Ifakiland(m): 1:22am On Sep 19, 2022
N3TRAL:
The police officer should be fired for cowardice and negligence that are incompatible with the profession of a security agent.

It's unethical for the police officer not to empty the entire magazine of his rifle into the belly of the he-goat wearing a white t-shirt.

This shameful scene can never be recorded anywhere in the United States apart from Hollywood. Police officers there have fatally shot tens of thousands of suspects for simply puting their hands in their pockets when they were told to place them behind their heads.

Nigerian Police have the responsibility of teaching their officers to riddle the bodies of such deviants with bullets and leave them on the highway for vultures to feed on. Only then can we have an orderly society.
I'm telling you, that guy should have been shot even before he could lay hands on the officers gun. Smh
Crime › Re: Mercy Wave NGO Prison Outreach: Miss Favour Emmanuel Finally Reunites With Famil by Ifakiland(m): 1:07am On Sep 19, 2022
okito:
While I condem stealing in any form by anyone, it is heartbreaking that a girl can be jailed for 500k stolen to save her father's life and politicians who have stolen hundreds of millions are celebrated and urged on to rule again! Misplaced Priority!
500k from a private businessman....may your worker steal your money....amen
Crime › Re: Mercy Wave NGO Prison Outreach: Miss Favour Emmanuel Finally Reunites With Famil by Ifakiland(m): 1:03am On Sep 19, 2022
ugodson:
The boss that put her there will be ashamed now
You no get sense, your worker steal 500k from your company account, you go buy am coke drink??
Why couldn't she ask the boss for loan before stealing the money??
She's a thief....no matter the motive, she's still a thief.
Travel › Re: Who Noticed This About Nigerians Who Have Family Members Abroad? by Ifakiland(m): 6:59pm On Sep 18, 2022
hamouston91:
I noticed that most Nigerians feel so much achievement upon having a family member outside the country. I have seen Nigerians proudly declare the following (just an example tough) :

1. My uncle in Canada

2. My Aunty in UK

3. My Brother in the US

4. My son in Germany

5. My cousin in South Africa

6. My husband is in the United Arab Emirates

7. My daughter in Italy

8. My brother in Malaysia

9. My nephew in India

10. My brother sister uncle daughter son in Kuwait
Etc.
I observe a pride in each of these people, and I realized that it doesn't even matter which country the family resides in, for the homers, they always feel like they won a noble prize by having a family abroad.
Some of these people have families in Indonesia, Malaysia, Israel, Libya, Kuwait, Honduras, Greece etc. And they puff with pride as if it's a life worth achievement.
Others have families in the US, UK, Germany, Canada, France, South Africa, Australia etc, which is still note worthy.

But the Question is; why do most Nigerians count having a family abroad as a big achievement, and even make mockery of their fellow Nigerians who do not have a family member abroad. Or those who refuse to mention that they have families abroad?

Is it a Nigerian thing to behave like that, or is it a global thing, do other countries nationals behave like that?

Your opinion is the back bone of this thread. Thank you.
Oga if e easy travel out your own.
Politics › Re: NANS To Shut Down All Airports Until ASUU Strike Is Over by Ifakiland(m): 7:54pm On Sep 17, 2022
Crime › Re: 2 Brothers Cry After Being Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Armed Robbery by Ifakiland(m): 7:15pm On Sep 16, 2022
dollynnn:
Robbery and Burglary are not the same
Didn't say they are.

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