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I guess we all should be walking around naked so they wont have anything to strip anymore. Except they wud ask us to strip dance as punishment for any offense. Any small thing, dem go strip. Inshort, from tomorrow, i will go to the office naked.

Techwriter: Congratulations!!! Soo good to know but some of those gals sitting with her should attend classes on how a CHRISTIAN lady should sit and com port herself. The late pastor I know wouldn't have subscribed to those skimpy outfits.

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Fela's Museum would become the smoking joint then. Or them go open smoking shops & bar. Mehnnnnnnn, see where smoke dey blindfold person!!! Na im be say, i go collect license to open smoke shop. If na one stick u wan smoke, u pay N50 to enter my shop and smoke! "SMOKE SHOP ENTERPRISE"

Come, some six packs dey resemble malnutrition o! I almost thought that was a bony structure in the first picture. Until i look am well see say na psquare. Put on some flesh muan!

See as them dey happy like say dem win league!!! na wa o! ordinary Reading.....! walahi, the days of arsenal winning cups are over, now they are in the days of winning upcoming teams and jubilating!

See them.....Una for just kpef of High Blood Pressure. God save una!!! Sebi una don buy referee today.

Put Man U in this position of 4mins to 5mins. Arsenal Fans and Chelsea fans would be crying Ojoro from now till jesus comes. Now, Arsenal don buy referee, we no hear anything. Pathetic Fans!!!

THem don bribe referee for dressing room ooooooooooooo! Wenger, now u are making good use of your money. Referee's account is reading now!

Match don end, referee no gree blow and them go say na only Man U referee dey favour. Put Man U in this position now, u go hear noise say Man U don bribe referee!

Good thing RVP and the likes of others left. Them don curse this Arsenal club and their abomination na trophy. Abeg, help me contact wenger tell am say my papa na better dibia wey fit break the curse.

boron10: If you're a United supporter, then you have to shut up and cover your face in shame. If your team should play an EPL season unaided, i bet, wesbrom will be ahead of them at the end of the season.

So u still dey cry this boy!!! Abeg, make somebody give am chinchin make him shut da hell up. Crying over spilled milk. How pathetic!

boron10: Referee United fans should keep shut. They have no right to diss any epl team. Infact they're the most shameless football supporters i've seen in a very long time.

Arsenal may have performed poorly, but they would never solicit for referee's help to win their games. So with this, i have more respect for trophiless Arsenal, than Manchester United.

Abeg, carry your pathetic self comot here. Na talk be dat ?

mukina2: we want our arsenal back . .

we want our arsenal back

You never start.......I don use una Arsenal take buy guguru and ekpa from mama scopido.

Always Vowing and Promising........We don tire to dey hear this word jare. Next pls.

Now we are seeing the MOVIE "2012" Na only earthquake and rain of fire never happen. The end is near!!!!

Omo, the skunk wey Jonathan Smoke before coming to make this announcement is of a HIGH SUPERIORITY!!!

For the chelsea fans. Hope you remember this, last season, Drogba's offside goal. Machester fans didn't protest it the way you guys are doing now. Is it a must that you must defeat man u ? Please you guys should just swallow your defeat and let sleeping dogs lie. Your match against arsenal last 2wks, there were some wrong decisions made in your favour by the ref, yet there was no complain from you guys neither did arsenal fans whine about it. Y'all just making noise and disturbing our peace. Match has ended and it has ended, if e pain una too much, make una go change the table na.

And then they said that the referees favor us!

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Are you kidding me ? Don't let your greed drive you into buying a stolen car that would land u in a big mess. Not even if your dreams you will get an EOD for dat amount. The least u can get is 900k above. Goodluck in your search.

oluface: I AM A LIVING TESTIMONY.

For real ? lol

In as much as i detest the ban on Okadas in lagos, lets look at it from this other side as i have this to say;
The ban on okada on some lagos roads is one of fashola's best policy. Not because of the type of menace they cause on our roads. Not because of the accidents they cause on a daily basis, but majorly because of the drain it has on young men who should be productive. I see young men who should be learning one craft or the other riding okada just to get fast money. Days before okada, you see young men learn carpentry, mechanical techniques, plumbing, etc. Now we import artisans from neighboring countries. For the future of this nation, don't just ban okada, ban street trading too, ban recharge card sales by these young men. Only lazy men will see no other job other than street tradIng and okada riding . What happened to farming, tailoring, plumbing, carpentry? Our bane as a country has always been people looking for fast money.

How will "TRACE" TRACE where Naija Oyel Money dey enter. Mtchewwwwwww!!!!

Hello guys, does anyone have a car to rent out in lagos ? Would need the car for 3weeks in december for a friend. Would be travelling with it to the east so as to take his family along. Anybody willing to rent out ?

Hello guys, does anyone have a car to rent out in lagos ? Would need the car for 3weeks in december for a friend. Would be travelling with it to the east so as to take his family along. Anybody willing to rent out ?

Use the story of the thief that was crucified with jesus christ thousand of years ago. In his last minute, he asked for forgiveness and prayed to be in paradise with christ. Here's what Jesus told him "Luke 23:42-43"." 42 And he was saying, "Jesus, remember me when You come in Your kingdom!" 43 And He said to him, "Truly I say to you, today you shall be with Me in Paradise.". If only we know when death shall come. For no man knoweth the time, day and hour. Advice is that everyone should live an upright life.

lastpage: I hope this guyz are not "minting and printing" the Dollars?
Ihave seen some funny looking and textured notes of recent.

Otherwise, if it is "legitimate money", why not just do a "forex transfer" (with small commission!) through your bank? WHY CASH?

If it smells like a rotten fish, its most likely a very rotten fish.

Lastpage!

Exactly my thought. Seems like, minting and printing of the dollars is a new thing going on in this country now. Cos i can't phantom the huge amount this guys are laundering abroad.

Africa still does this shit ? Na wa o!

Can i Nominate myself ? I am a friend of the Igbos

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