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Maybe the man spirit dey come play with am.......u never can tell. Someone once saw my dad's ghost somewhere around apapa not knowing he's late. He booked an appointment with ma dad to come visit him the following day. When he came around, we broke the news to him dat he's been dead 3wks ago, how come he saw him the previous day and then booked an appointment with him? The guy just burst into tears, screaming and shouting. Maybe the dog dey see the man!

Mine was N3,700 against the 1,200 i use to pay. Each flats! this august bill is something else. They increased it by 1000%

If it were to be an ordinary citizen now. They would call for his bones to be grinded to dust and charged with Man Slaughter. Now this fools will get away with it and go about their normal business as if nothing happend.

Nice combo. Wiz Kid sounds different and his tune was so foreign. Can't wait to see the video. What tripped me more is that. Kardinal Featured WizKid and Not WizKid featuring him. This lad has got a brighter, rewarding future.

yohanna zack: This most be a joke. Becus i dont beliv u my broda. Pls comrades, lets not rain insults on our leaders fo this thread. Wat dis guy said cant be true. I see it as the greatest fallacy on this planet earth.

Dey there na. your so called leader will one day place a price tag on your head and sell you off. what is not true ? Dey there make pata dey wear u.

It was further gathered that the Police at Oke Oyi had preferred to block the only escape route for the robbers rather than confront them at the scene of the robbery.
This one got me rolling on the floor laughing so hard. So, really how did they escape then, since the route of escape has been blocked ? And we say we have the police force for security. Anyway sha, i no blame them, they are humans too. Their AK47 only works on innocent citizens and not on robbers.

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]Who hided my Post....
[/quote]LMAO....Na the money cause thunder to shake ur engrish ?

They have all this money to waste, yet they carry their shameless face go china go borrow money. So they can share it among themselves. Always looking for ways to loot more money. One day, the poor would have nothing else to eat except the rich ones. I would so chew on the meat of the fat politicians like say na tinco i dey chop.

Incase the big guns among us here wanna attend. Please get your informations from this website: http://www.joshshow.org/the-opportunity-circle .Cos i know says many thomas full here wey dey doubt this gala night information with its outrageous ticket fee. Abeg, make una ask dem where dem get this money and where the money dey go ? And wetin dem wan use the money do ? Corruption dey get hunch back everyday.

jamp: na lie. this is not true. i dont believe this.

Why don't you look for yesterday's edition of Thisday Newpaper. Then am sure u would believe.

There is an Oil & Gas gala night coming up at an undisclosed location in the country, this event is strictly for top guns and the cheapest ticket starts at a cool N10M Naira, from there you can buy as your per your status, from N30M for VIP, N100M for tables and N300M for VIP table!!!

It was advertised on Thisday Newspaper

The people they are killing now, are the ones who produced the movies ? Why this guys no get sense wey dem dey call common sef. Why kill innocent people wey no even know say the film exist ? These muslims need to grow up. If they want to express their anger over the movie, then they should take it to the Movies censor board there in the states and lay their complaints. All they can do is ban the movie, shikena! They go about behaving like animals and they say they practice peace. This is the 21st century, they need to wise up.

The lady in the picture above is a thief. She robbed one of the biggest Jewellery shops in Lagos and carted away Gold Engagement rings and wedding rings worth millions of Naira. At first they wanted to resist her, then she pointed a gun at them. The picture isn’t so clear because it is a still picture from a CCTV camera in the shop.

The shop owner has this to say; the lady captured on the CCTV camera came to my shop in Ikeja, on the 7th of September at about 1.30pm, she pretended to be interested in buying wedding rings and robbed us of all our stock (wedding and engagement rings) at gunpoint. We couldn’t stop her because she had a gun.
Please if you know her where about kindly report at a nearest Police Station and also call 08059841199 or 08035575877.

Thank you. Let’s help spread this news. This can happen to any shop owner. We don’t know who the next victim might be, but if we spread this and expose her we might be able to stop her and other ladies who are also in the same business with her.

Simeontaiwo: I am guy,bt my gf do use velvin,nd wen d pain is 2 much she lay down on d floor wit her stomach nd its working 4 her

Too much of Vampires Diary.......Vervain..lol

Esss: Honest to God, I dont know what all that technical shiit you said there means, but I can tell you for free that the only time that police radios work are when the Governor or the President is around.. Infact, I can almost swear that the few policemen lucky to get a radio use it to listen to Rhythm 93.7 FM...

Dude, there is no such thing as Police signals department.. Last time I was at State CID in Rivers State, I happened to stumble upon their telephone exchange room and the room was so dirty that it was a dumpsite for all the clutter in the station and the exchange equipment itself looked like a dead relic..

My brother, come to Agege police station come see radio or exchange equipment, e be like wetin welder carve. u need to see the dead radio wey their DPO dey use listen to this hausa channel, because e be like the man na hausa man. Na FM him dey use him Radio listen to. Not to talk of say e dey work. Nigerian Police Force is a joke. Petty thieves sef no dey fear them again.

Too much action movies don make these robbers step up. Na wao! Security issues in Nigeria needs to be looked at. Besides, the Govt aint helping matters. What to they expect when the economy is bad.

Abeg na who fit help me confirm if Gure leaf and Ewedu leaf dey grow for the stadium. I need them very urgent, my market don dey finish. I no go mind bitter leaf and afang too. Biko, please help me check if that one dey grow too for the stadium.

And what do you say about someone who moves from his/her local village and i meant a village in a village to live in a city like lagos where yoruba language is like a do or die thing ? Do u advice that ? uh ?

True or False! Boyfriend / Husband / Men dey suffer when it comes to phonecalls
Call summary.
Boy to Boy = 00:01:00
Boy to Mum= 00:02:30
Boy to Dad = 00:02:00
Girl to Girl = 00:04:44
Boy to Girl = 00:25:59 (when battery is low they end call)
But, ......
Girl to Boy = 00:00:05.(Pls cal me back)
Especially in 9ja

The parents of the girl are not even aware of all these. The lawyer just want to make money for himself. I asked him, what if he was compensated by oyedepo and asked to produce the girl and the family. He said, as their lawyer they don't need them to receive the compensation, the he can receive it on their behalf and then he would take the next flight to ghana to enjoy his jackpot. Oyedepo sef no even know wetin dey go on! Maybe one of this days, when i sit with him gisting about this issue, i would have to record his codedly for y'all to listen.

I personally know this lawyer called Igbinedion. For security reasons, i dont wish to disclose his house addy. But he stays around New Oko Oba area of Lagos state. I've met with him one on one and asked him some questions which in a funny way he couldn't answer. He neither knew the girl or the family, where she stays, when the incident happend and at which of the service it took place. He has no clue about the whole thing. He heard the story over the internet about Oyedepo slapping a girl and he discovered its an avenue for him to make money and gain popularity. Besides, I got to know from him that, he receives 10k from everytime he goes to court and the accused didn't show up. He uses this as his daily feeding allowance. He's not even qualified as a charge and bail lawyer. This guy is just looking for cheap popularity. Am not gonna say more. After the whole wahala at the end of the day, he ends up in a joint close to his house and blab about what went about in court.

ABUJA— As the controversy over the implementation of the 2012 budget rages between the National Assembly and the Presidency, strong indications emerged yesterday, that the two arms might clash again over the nod given by the Executive to the Central Bank of Nigeria, CBN, to introduce N5,000 note.

The lawmakers, it was learnt, are irked that the Presidency consented to the controversial decision, which has been roundly condemned by well-meaning Nigerians without seeking their approval.



Similarly, Vanguard gathered that the lawmakers were also spoiling for war with the Executive over the surreptitious approval given Dana Air to resume flight operations barely three months after its aircraft killed 153 Nigerians.

Dana Air crashed on its way from Abuja to Lagos, killing all the 153 passengers on board on June 3, 2012 and the report of investigations into the cause of the fatal crash is yet to be made public.

The two Aviation committees of the National Assembly working on the incident were yet to turn in their reports, when the Federal Government ordered Dana back to the skies on Wednesday.

A top-ranking lawmaker told Vanguard yesterday that the legislators were angry that the Presidency went ahead to grant approval to the CBN to proceed with the introduction of the controversial bank note without inputs from them.

The lawmaker pointed out that they were suprised by the two decisions taken by the executive arm of government at a time they were trying to resolve the imbroglio over the implementation of the 2012 budget.

According to the source, the two issues for which the Presidency had given approval without seeking the opinion of the National Assembly were issues that had far-reaching implications on Nigerians and should not have been done without their involvement as representatives of the people.

The source said, “You can see the levity with which this government treats the National Assembly members, who were elected to make laws for the good of this nation. What do they take us for?.

Continuing, the source noted, “We will certainly take up these issues once we resume because we have not given any approval for the government to embark on any of them. These are issues that border on people’s lives and we cannot just keep silent over them.

“Nigerians should be rest assured that we will always work for their own interest and whatever we decide will be in the interest of the people.”

The lawmaker pointed out that the Minister of Aviation, Stella Oduah, committed a blunder by asking Dana to resume when the reports of the two committees of the National Assembly had not yet been made public to ascertain what caused Dana flight crash on June 3.

It was learnt that the National Assembly had also shifted its planned resumption by a week.

Before it proceeded on vacation, the lawmakers had stated that they would resume on September 19 but a source said yesterday they would resume on September 25.

The lawmakers had given President Goodluck Jonathan up to the end of this month to implement the budget by 100 percent or face impeachment, a development that generated tension in the country.

However following intense rapprochement by eminent Nigerians and consultations between the Presidency and the lawmakers, there were hopes that the threat had been laid to rest.

And how does that give us the world cup ? Maybe they should play without shoes. Am sure thats wat he's telling them. Go back to the days of the Monkey Post!

A secretly recorded video has captured a Student Doctor forcing his female patients to have unprotected s*x with him right in his theatre during abortion process.

The women had gone to the clinic for surgical abortion at various times and the doctor, after making them strip for the operation, forced them to have s*x with him with an excuse that without the s*x, the abortion would not be successful.

The doctor has been arrested by the police in Ghana being prepared for court as investigations continue into the case. The video was secretly recorded by mysterious investigative journalist Anas Aremeyaw Anas, at a private clinic located at Madina, a suburb of Accra.
The scenes are mind-boggling and the acts brutal. The name of the clinic starts with the letter ‘U’ but the full name would be withheld for now because the illegal acts of the doctor seem to have been secretly done on the blind side of the clinic’s management.
For the three month period that Anas and his team placed the secret cameras in the theater, the doctor was captured having s*x with over 52 different ladies who had gone to him for abortion.

The women were aged between 20 and 40 years and were charged various amounts from GH150 to GH400, depending on the age of the pregnancy. He told the unsuspecting women, midway into the abortion, that unless an erected p*nis entered them, the exercise would be unsuccessful so they had no choice but to let him enter.
Interestingly, the doctor slept with all the women without using a condom and he bonked them standing, while they lay haplessly on the operation table. Anas, in planting the camera, had to disguise himself as a cleaner and then later as a medical assistant.

anigold: i Love arsene wenger you are the best football coach in the world, thats the definition of being a great team manager. cos theres no coach in the world that will sell his best player to his rival club. Alex ferguson will never do that even if he is sick. wenger you are the best and you are the only coach in england that believes in the youth the rest are just waiting to buy ready-made players(looking for cheap success). if i was a player i will play for you. Bleep all the haters

Shut the hell up and swallow your hate then sip it down with some tears. Cry Cry baby.

All this arsenal fans. You hates for Van Persie only makes him stronger. You call him a waste ? Then watch him make a fool of you guys. Your Hate aint gonna stop United, and its definately aint gonna stop RVP from shinning with his Club. GLory Glory Manchester United!!!

Tragedy was yesterday averted at the Bonny Cantonment gate, near Ozumba Mbadiwe Street on Victoria, Lagos as a riot policeman, said to be on illegal duty, allegedly turned his rifle against a soldier, wounding him severely.

Saturday Sun gathered that the riot policeman, who is attached to Ladipo Police Division, was escorting a civilian, whose identity could not be ascertained as at press time, when the incident occurred.

The police personnel, identified as Corporal Wedu Abau, with service number: SHC NO: 341012, it was gathered, was armed with AK 46 rifle, with three magazines loaded with 81 rounds of ammunition, opened fire on the soldier following a minor argument.

Witnesses said the soldier, identified only as Lance Corporal Mallam, and residing inside the Bonny Cantonment, was returning to the cantonment in an army ambulance when he was caught up in the tragedy.

It was further gathered that the soldier, who was in company with his colleagues, was coming from the cemetery, where they had gone to bury a fellow soldier who died on Friday night.

The eyewitness said that the soldier had alighted from the ambulance to control the traffic, to enable a Brigadier General to gain access to the barracks, but was shot in the process.

According to the witness, who spoke on condition of anonymity: “An argument ensued between the soldier and the policeman.

“All I saw was that the policeman alighted from the blue Toyota Corolla car in which he was riding, with registration number: Lagos EF 20 EKY, and told the soldier that he was going to shoot him.

“In a split second, he cocked the rifle and shot him twice in his left leg.”

Saturday Sun learnt that the policeman attempted to escape, but the quick intervention of soldiers at the cantonment gate prevented him from doing so.

The policeman was thoroughly beaten before he was rescued by other Army personnel, who took him to the Medical Resettlement Centre (MRS) in Bonny Cantonment for treatment.

Meanwhile, the wounded soldier has been admitted at the Military Hospital, Lagos, where surgeons are battling to save his life.

When contacted, the Assistant Director, 81 Division, Lt. Col. Kayode Ogunsanya, promised to react as soon as he has details of the incident.

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/cover/policeman-shoots-soldier-at-bonny-camp-gate/

Meeeeeeeeenn....Na human being them hang like say na G.String so ?

We all Love TOTO company.......They Just drive us Mad with their TOTO Motorbike. Men and TOTO Group of Company.

Created by Japan's leading toilet makers TOTO,
See the company name sef.....TOTO COMPANY. Can someone please pronounce that out loud.