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See shepke fans dey make mouth here just bcus dem beat auchipoly The Cabal will soon turn against RDM and you will be back to square 1. As so for Torres, I heard Watford is interested in a Loan Deal

RIP Officers...

Nigeria and SO SO bad news

Hey Nlanders. My toyota corolla presently is at 102k mileage and i service it every last day of the month, I DRIVE or I NO DRIVE...I use Mobil, the one of 3k...is this ok or just a waste of cash...ABEG make una advice me ooo

Despite the diplomatic row between Nigeria and South Africa, it was business as usual at the South High Commission in Lagos on Tuesday, reports Joke Kujenya

The weather was good but the atmosphere around the embassy was tense. Applicants discussed in hushed tones the deportation of Nigerians from South Africa, the country whose visa they were queuing up for.

“My friends persuaded me into joining the mad rush for business in South Africa. It wasn’t something I easily drifted into. Then, my wife joined my team of ‘persuaders’ and here I am to collect visa to visit South Africa for the first time in my life. All this started since last year,” said one of the applicants.

Scores of other visa hopefuls on a long queue at the South African Embassy at 24, Molade Okoya-Thomas Street, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria, on Tuesday, also had stories to tell about why they were seeking to leave the country.

The reporter was also on the queue to get the feel. Then, the man asked me: “have you taken your documents to the VFS Visa Application Centre at 25, Glover Road, Ikoyi, Lagos?”

“Not yet,” I replied. “Well, you have to,” he added, “You can only come here after you have dropped your documents with them and your visa fee and service charge already paid at the bank and then, the agency has to clear you for appointment.”

There were both women and men on the queue. Some kept to themselves, out of apprehension that they could be denied visa due to the ongoing face-off between the Nigerian and the South African authorities.

A Lagos lawyer, who would not give his name, recounts his experience: “I have been travelling to South Africa for good reasons for God knows how long. Yet, getting a Visa has never been a pleasant experience for me. Here they act as if each time you apply, you remain a stranger. Let me tell you about the snags of strict immigration policies meted out to applicants by the South African Embassy. Well, you could say all the embassies are guilty of this. The worst is that these security officials are fellow Nigerians.

“Here, human dignity means nothing to them. They have shown us time and again their deliberate attempt to violate immigration laws in relation to human rights. They even boast that it is within the jurisdiction of their rights as their nation’s consular to impose rules that are in sharp contrast to fulfilling the services promised to the citizens of their host nation.

“For instance, I got here since 8.30am. The South African embassy was supposed to have opened by 9am. By that time the crowd of applicants had converged at the entrance. The next thing you see in their arrogance is that, the door, on countless occasions that I have come here, will not be opened until 10.00am. Then you now see the two policemen with their rifles-in-hand ordering everyone to move further away from the door of the entrance. The applicants, some who did not sleep well in their houses for the night, start pushing to be the first to get in. “

Another applicant named Femi said: “This is my first time here. I normally use a guy we also call ‘Femi’. Well, you could call him a tout, but he has contacts at embassies. And no one can tell me any rubbish about not using these boys. He gets my visas, yellow fever cards and all that I need. I am here today because the boy is sick at home. He actually gave me another person to work with and the person asked me to come in person today. So, if I have been getting my visas, and I already have two yellow fever cards since I have been travelling, they cannot tell me that it is only Nigerians working with this cartel. That’s not possible.”

As this reporter took her leave, many were still waiting patiently, and with apprehension, to see if mother luck will smile on them.


http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/39103-a-day-at-the-south-african-embassy.html


OGA OOOOO

FACEBOOK kooo, LEGWORK ni, I CANT do without taking a dose of NLand at 10 am, 3pm and 8pm, its so interesting that have successfully spread the NLand laugh alone syndrome to all my friends

we should also apologize to YAK and blame the NFF cus they did supply him the best pair of boots, IIIDIOTZZZZ

betty009:
I am Miss Betty Bill, I work with Dell Company here in the United State of America (Chicago Branch)

Sir it have come to my notice that Electronics sell very well there in West Africa, meaning that Nigeria is the place were Electronics is highly required in the Market.

i have decided to look our for God fearing and humble Nigerian, due to i am planning on establishing a Whole Sales and Retailers buying site there in Nigeria, where Nigerians can buy it cheap and easy.

These men are to represent the me there in Nigeria and each will handle each selling site there

But first, i will give each man a try by sending little quantity of the products to them and if you can sell and send the money back, then you have created a trust.

If you are interested you are to forward any required information to my mail
Full Name:
Occupation:
Age:
Sex:
to (bettybill98@yahoo.com)

IDIOT, na here u suppose dey throw format, your mates are working to earn a leaving, you are there destroying the remaining tiny glory of our country with your scams, please fvuvk our of NLand, IDIOT

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL,

snthesis:
easy peasy!!
just tell the men that the original species of mosquitoes- original called Mostanda, Quisida in latin which originated from the Mediterranean subterranean jungle habitat, had an existential  life span of 48hrs but due to the northeast wind and eruptive cataclysmic global warming climatic change effect thus inadvertently transporting the larva of the commonly named mosquitoes into our unfavorable clime, an adaptive evolusive brohaha occured and thus elongated its life span to 10 days

This is the best advice so far. Dismantle their brains, and reset it back to default mode, then tell them the real fact,

I have been reading different excuses from bi-cortney since i was in 100 level, and now am a corper and still no show from them, WHEN E GO BETTER SEF

nothing like FIRSTMOBILE  

why cant they just make their brand to compete with st louis , maybe 'chigozie sugar' or 'ade sugar' or something, abi?

SORRY>>>>I only go for TESTED OKAY, and not NON TESTING NOR REFURBISHED so fvuvk ghost loving

bittyend:
You keyboard warriors can debate from now till kingdom come - Nigeria is here to stay. Nigeria is the only country I know, and I'll die a Nigerian. We just need a complete overhaul of the whole system and go back to regional governments - and less power at the center.

We're Nigerians and no one, I repeat no one is going to stop this union - not even the hallucinating paper tiger called Amerikkka. First, they said 2015, now it 2030 - and next it's going to be 20 and what the phuck??

I was born a Nigerian, and will die Nigerian - though, the country has never done anything for me - but the pride in being Nigerian, and seeing Nigerians achieving great things everywhere I go - keeps me going in life.

Phuck you keyboard warriors and all the prophets of doom - Nigeria is here to stay!

I laugh in Swahili @ your comment,

Take a look at the bolded line and tell me you really meant Nigeria should be run like the ECOWAS model, the application of your suggestion here is the starting point for disintegration, or do you just mean states and not REGIONS should control their resources,

Lord of mercy , Nigerians foolishly voted for GEJ; and now are complaining.
We should not complain, this is democracy where the constitution is and shall always remain the contract between the government and the people so until 2015, there's nothing anyone can do to disrupt this fresh air.

My complain is just that the FG should let us know where we are heading to and should stop this mind games, if its gonna be 148 or whatsoever, announce it and lets move on, don't deprive us of it,

laugh wan destroy my virginity  ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

@OP
First Class is not beans oooo. I ended my secondary education in 2003. Struggled to gather a complete O'levels from 2 sitting. Read hard for JAMB scored 271 in 2006. Sat the Unilag post-ume and scored 62, got denied based on my 2 sittings. Got to UNAD (Ekiti State) 2006, took a diploma program. Was reading 8 hours a day. I had a CGPA of 4.49 (Project Supervisor scored me B as A would have landed me there). Mind you, did 30 courses and never had a C and had more As, yet First Class slipped away. I immediately lost the ZEAL as i was rightly admitted. Now a BSc grad with 3.95. (I no fit come die). So if you need a first class any where, work work and work. At least 8 students had it. (Would have been the 4th in my dept to have it as well BUT )

NIGERIA'S senior national team coach Stephen Keshi scolded Super Eagles players at half-time at the Stade Regional de Kigali on Wednesday evening.

NationSport gathered from those inside the players' dressing room during the game between Nigeria and Rwanda that Keshi was livid when he asked the players if they were pregnant.

“I'm totally disappointed with your shambolic show in the first half. Look anyone who doesn't want to play for Nigeria here should tell me now. He is free to pull off his shirt and I will replace him. You have been too slow out of the defensive play to attack.

“This performance so far is unacceptable. In my time as a player in this team, playing against countries like Rwanda was a piece of cake. We never considered any sloppy outing. We debated the number of goals we would score against a weak team like Rwanda. Draw was forbidden. In fact, strikers promised us goals and they did it. What I seen here is too poor.”

When NationSport confronted Keshi inside the chartered Rwanda Air flight back to Abuja on Thursday morning, he confirmed all that was disclosed to this writer stressing that: “My brother, these players can kill someone. I told them about everything that we have seen from the Rwandans and we worked towards checkmating them. I told them that they would be very rough and we trained on one-touch passes, releasing the balls early and making decoy runs to allow for penetrating passes from the midfield for the strikers to convert into goals. What have we seen? Taiwo was very slow, anonymous throughout the first half; Joel Obi was very poor, his control of the ball and ball distribution was atrocious, I kept looking for Osaze, Etuhu and Ahmed Musa on the field. It was as if we didn't play them.

“My men of the match were certainly the home-based lads especially Ejike. With the way he has played since I resumed, it would be very difficult for anyone to strip him off his jersey.  I told the players that if they played the way they did in the first half against Rwanda in Nigeria, the fans would stone them. Thank God that we drew the game. We were very lucky and I can assure Nigerians that this would be last time such a poor show would be exhibited by my team. I've seen some of the boys. I would invite some others in the coming games beginning with an international friendly game before the return leg against Rwanda in June.

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/football-golf-boxing/38434-keshi-blasts-eagles-over-poor-outing.html

I have heard and seen so many people die in their sleep. Why is this so? This question is one I have asked so many persons and the responses i get are either not satisfying enough or absolutely unconvincing. Some people say it is the work of the devil, or enemies (father's sister's in law's brother's daughter), Doctors here please explain what is behind these Sudden unexpected death syndromes,

I need the best medication for High blood pressure abeg, as I only feel like listening to commentaries alone and not seeing the game,

I may not be from IMO state yet I am so concerned about the nascent developments by the administration of Gov Okorocha.

I really like this man and I don't wish his failure but I feel he should be more open and uneconomical with the truth about the workings of government. Are we sure he is not SACRIFICING THE LONG term life of Imo state for the short time benefits. An example is the MASSIVE RAISE IN LOANS to 66 billion in his first fiscal year. Only God knows how much additional loan will be added up in his second fiscal year. And by the third year IMO State will be the new Greece with prices skyrocketing and development becoming unsustainable, (2 steps forward 5 back). He is just making all other Governors look like dullards while creating a personality cult for himself in Imo State.

Rochas, you too wise shaaa,

Sucks a lot to find every thread on here turned into forums for tribalism, can't we all just assume or pretend to be Nigerians (@ least until yawa burst wen we go all return to our tribes)

BECAUSE I UNCONTROLLABLY SCREAM ''UP NEPA''
BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO AVOID BEEN CHEATED, I SHARP DIE.

GEJ is frequently stepping into opposition traps or driving himself into sharp bends with his statements, (Does he actually need to respond to Chinua Achebe's National Award rejection, or call ACN rascals, or say statements like Bombs are what we have to live with, etc) I personally think as the President, GEJ should be mature in his responses to oppositions (or just ignore them and face the masses who gave him the mandate cus oppositions are there to oppose regardless of how good or bad a policy is) and should learn to be more political when making statements,

LET THERE BE HIGH WAY PATROLS AND NOT ROAD BLOCKS. ITS LIKE NIGERIAN POLICE MEN DON'T LIKE TO WORK.
IMAGINE LAGOS-IBADAN WITHOUT HIGHWAY PATROLS (ARMED ROBBERS ECONOMIC BOOM). PLEASE IG, USE YOUR BRAIN OOOO NOT JUST YOUR MOUTH

i have placed a curse on the day i will find my self with another woman aside my wife, so i disagree because she is an integral part of my life and don't deserve to be cheated on. 3rd year now,

MCTEWWWWWWWWW, Like say no be the same Ekiti State wey we dey see, though Gov Fayemi is more visionary than the former gov, yet things are slow, prolly because ekiti is on the 35th position in the Revenue sharing ranking sha,

Boyloaf:
baba God- why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh! Na d question we dey ask am!

I wander ooo, I just dey pray for family men wey go loose them jabs, cus diz kind thn dey cus depression, wey fit lead to bad things,

Instead of them to scrap d stewwpid NYSC and replace with a National Youth Empowerment Scheme with the construction of farm-produce processing industries across the 36 states and draft graduates to serve in them, which will lead to reduce in food prices prior to it increase in productivity, and we can start talking about exportation, at least Brazil successful tied its beef produce to a refining industry to meet with international demands, DUMB Government, hiss

[quote author=Rhino.5dm link=topic=870212.msg10189158#msg10189158 date=1329157792]Any news from YouWin?[/quote]are you referring to that GEJ scam, YouWin ko, ZambiaWin ni

omar22:
http://talkofnaija.com/News/newsdetailsone.aspx?NewsId=8FB997C1-045D-4C86-A458-0212E95D591C

and u think talkofnaija is a credible reference, I sense some mago-mago here, cus if its true Abati would have reacted.

Nairaland sha

she will love this,

Red Rose

Our love is that of a red rose
Whose splendor rises as the sun shows its face,
Whose petals expand further and richer
Whispering secrets of happiness and affection.

And even though with the fall of dusk
All contentment is swept away,
And the rose's petals unite as one
Reflecting any light that may endeavor to shine through,
The sun will always rise
And the rose's petals will eternally broaden
Until they fully blossom into a stunning creation.

Our love is that of a red rose
Possessing a few imperfections
That may cause evanescent wounds,
But the internal radiance
That will everlastingly bestow healing and comfort. or just go to, http://www.lovepoemsandquotes.com/LovePoems.html