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Siena:
Lol, should be in the Jokes section.

What d'you think, Ikamefa?

you're soo right

MP007:
lol, D greatest shock u can eva get is having sex with a pregnant woman & sudenly d hands of d baby graps your privates and says: Bros, i beg see my eye o!

" " yeye!

did i hear kissing? who is kissing who?

@ twinny i brought your own oh , na muki swallow am

some filfuls wan wound for this thread oh
na who dey bite?

okhu1niga:
whatz up ikamefa

okhu1niga:
i would want to get to know you better,hope no crime,

erhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

annab:
the guy songs for example ebute meta is just a bag of bullshit i mean you have hear fones in your hears and singing your own version of umbrella while you are actually listening to umbrella like wot da mess . he doesnt even look like someone who should be in the music business or industry

i don laff scatter! double gbam !

bgees:
He might not be gay. But he looks very gay with that gay moustache.

hehe! give the brova a break jare

he is actually k i n d a sexy looking with that his mustache !

o di kwa very amazing see mammary glands!  " "

is that guy stabbing  her " couchy" 

galaxykay:
Most times, the ladies I woo for a relationship often confront me ith this question"I am already in a relationship, do you want me to double-date? If I were your girlfriend, would you advice me to double date?" After been asked this question, I am often dumb founded. Please what do I tell her afterwards?

@ topic of course they're all going to be in a relationship/s  even if its in their minds _{(phantom ones )} so as not to appear cheap that is what we call  cock- blocking 101   
my brova has a theory : "never take NO for an answer" 
if its a girl, you're really feeling ! abeg pursue am till you overtake, overtake jare "  "

StephenP:
What does NVS stand for?

i thinks its nigerian village square

iice:
Hehehehe

Ditto Cheesy like the illuminating green skin

gbam!

john legend - greenlight

carmelily:
@ thread

over 130 pages and the guy no meet iice!!
haba, iice.

"  "  nor mind  iice  , she scared the pants off him    , iice did you give @ topic a frosty bite? 

mukiiiiiiiiiii  i don land oh , i don bring yah chingum come ! 

u likey? 

Uche2nna:
Some pictures You guys put up on this thread would make one have nightmares for dayz  

then waka pass   to look is not by force  

mukina2:
i suspect you . .fe fe fum fe fum na you con tif am jare

you wan kiss the groom? " "

this your vision dey scary 20/26
hahaha chei! i suppose go find my dishionary make i con look wetin them mean if the groom sue you  . .nor call my name oh

^{i was going offline i just had to post this}

tiff wetin? what is there to tiff? dat fugly thingy up there?  

tufiakwa! kiss wetin? yes na! na today you sabi sey i dey get visions?
i don ask you,  them resemble peeps you know?  
muki am loffing that wedding dress oh   i fit steal dat one
_{ok am gone now see yah later muki}

mukina2:
Ika why u tif my my client pishure?

the guy ask me to be their photographer for his wedding o . after hin see pic say hin nor do again
na my fault?

hahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahaha

nor kill me oh

hahaha it must be my 20/26 " " vision or is it my magical machinations?
the pichure just appear from thin air oh, i nor know where it from come
i just know sey them look psychedelic and very "zanny"

also this foxy lady in the Caspian sea  do you know them?

them resemble peeps you know?

dearest muki

i missed yah more, na lie jare twinny cant fit to say dat na chop you go chop am

muki look below i saw pappas and papoose

maxwell- Get to know yah remix

Neo -soul and Fuji music

i nor know oh

the features plenty jor!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]

Where is mon twinny [/color]

right here!

mukina2:
laydee you likey the pishure? " "



where ika dey o

aint she errwhere?

how are my twinnies doing? wetin dey?

" " c o s of fake bobbies and large booties?

mukina2:
are we still discussing yogurt?

muki you go wound i swear

oya waka very far!

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=166434.msg2751480#msg2751480 date=1220482817]I think a pastors are phony hustlers. A pastor nearly broke up my family with crazy prophecies just for money.
And WTF is ess??  [/quote]ma bad!  @Esss is a NLander  thought twas you c o s peeps change their ids in here a lot.

abeg carry go!

mukina2:
i dey suspect you

oya make i add scores comot ma . u don get small points today

that guy get juju o . .if hin nor get juju why my twinnies dey fight over am

you dey hear dey ask where she dey . .she don go find her own " "

i swear muki you go wound , nor let me catch you for corner oh, even mama cant save you from this one

how you go dey talk sey ma husband get juju?

wetin mom twinny go find? new weapons? i dey house gidigba!

_{aight love i gotta run}

the score board waka go find palm oil, since you and iice refused to charge it 

na lie jare bat-man na correct guy hin nor get juju 

where is my twinny sef? 

_{muki my puter get crase}

ki lon lo bee?

ko si nuffin to  n lo bee 

gbogbo gbe pata pata ni

abi o n sele ni kona ti e, ni ibeyen ni? 

mukina2:
chei

Iice  you allow ika? oya add punch line na

Ika  you fast o . .dinner with bat eyes becareful oh  . make hin nor turn you to bat meat

i told the 5 both of yous that once he goes ika6 bat-boy aint comingturning back " "

una nor dey hear word!

though dude is very fugly  he is quite talented

eyaaaaaa pele oh , love his voice though 

as we say in mushin : soonest recorfer oh  "  "