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rasputinn:
And finally for our bruvas n sistas whose days fall on the 29th and 30th,we say do have yourselves very blessed birthdays

And they are;

September 29th: Sannies,Bigproject,Sept 29,Ikamefa,Pclay,Testy,chiegemba,freeranger and Joyblinks

September 30th: Goldwater

tank you oh!

a very huge bang- belly " "

almondjoy:
What will be will be.  Sex or no sex. Virgin or no virgin.  Life is full of risks. No venture no success.  If you are afraid of failure, you can never succeed. If you are afraid of divorce, then never get married.

When you are in any relationship. . . . . .due to circumstances beyond your control, it has the potentials for success or failure.  You do your best and see if it works out. If it doesn't, count your blessings and move on.  Nothing to fear about that.

If she likes the guy. . . . . .let her play well her part with all the sincerity, loyalty and love she has and see what the guy does.  Things usually work out for better for worse about 6months to 1 year in a relationship to be able to decide what the deal is.  Then she can find out if he is serious or not.  His actions will definitely prove it.  If it works out, fine.  If it does not work out, too bad. 

If we all had pandora boxes about what relationships would work out on the long run, no one will be divorced or separated.  Even some of the relationships that started in the holiest of churches and other prayer houses after seeing all the visions of soul-mateness still end up in the re-cycle bins. We would all have perfect relationships handpicked for ourselves in advance if we knew such powers. Like I said, no venture, no success or failure.  It is a chance we must all take.

Wish her luck on ma behalf!

gbam! i don laff tire @ the highlighted part " "

wey this woman sef?

ajadrage:
^{ika dear, thanks for the nutritional advice. . .}

erhmmmmmmmm! you are welcome! as for the winchery comments , what can i say a trial will confuse you!

erhm i dey find ma chewing stick " "

while i agree with a few posts in here

who can stand up and raise his /her head high and say : he or she does not have a past?

kokoye:
someone I do not know comes and grab my fiancee's bum and another hold her in a nasty manner , and she does not check them right there , all this in my presence??

Please!!!!!!!

You don't have to say it out, it should be all around you.

i agree with this ! even if the girl was the worst "ashawo" in that area, she should have put those guys in their place and she should be able to command some respect for herself and her man in that situation.

mukina2:
you go use nail contact the pammy buyers " "


throw that broom away jo

she is sleeping insai mama's cooking pot , na dere she drunk fell

huh?

itshekiri  


[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=176511.msg2870950#msg2870950 date=1222726991]I will meet my man in an elevator, we'll gaze into each others eyes and just know!


what language is that?[/quote]

girl is cute

nice boobies

lobinoxebe:
at the cementary

huh? orishe!

huh? throw ma weapon of mass- winchery away?

so wetin i go come dey use?

twinny is drunk?

haaaaaaaaaaa yes i don forget sey?

abi oh i gotta rep ma winchery school na

am good and you?

vex ke? wetin i do na?

wey ma twinny?

.

hic!

i 've seen it being done before ! and the baby did not have any brain damage or other health issues

lawdy! _{the thing wey mordernisation go cause for this land?} 

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@ muki

EID  UL MUBARAK  to you all other Muslims on NL

gee! am so flabberwhelmed " " there is so much love in here

na me get all this?

thanks to me loffs @iice and @ muki

another lovely reason to shayo anyhow!

_{bottoms up errone} " "

Siena:
Aww, bless her!

Happy birthday, Ms Ikamefa!

thanks @ siena

Nella:
AWWW-- HAPPY BUFF DAY!! My extended cousin from my related sister!!

ENJJJOOYYY OOO!!!

I dey Ship ur present come give u

thanks @ nella i go dey expect am


wait oh! am loving those cakes ^{erhmmmmm! paraga dey inside?}

arrant nonsense!

carmelily:
@ikamefa

you get provision kiosk ni? i still dey wait for the magic potion o!

heheheheehe! yes na you nor know?

i get am for isialangwa junction " "

the potion dey very simple oh , make i talk?

mukina2:
Laydee

Ikamefaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
where You dey na

i dey near jare i neffa reach " "

wetin dey? are you good?

mon twinny abi make i give you another one?

crashed?  crushed? crished?   

na wah for ingrish 

no wonder twinny legs dey pain am?

oya twinny take this  one rub am !  " "?

kufreabasi:
pay that money into my bank account and i will give you a space in my house for you to deal with your new wife the way you like, i can even deceide to leave my house for you if you don't mind since you don't know how to plan for your future

" " i saw this post and i was rolling on the floor

*subscribing*

StephenP:
Are you sure you are married and you're a woman?

gbam! i been dey think the same thing oh, i been think sey na man wey put white woman pix for profile " "

Leilah:
Get with him then. This marriage to this white woman is prolly not real.

  ^{*looks at  her profile *} 

Leilah:
i am a white women who lives in dublin married to an igbo man. What tribe is this man from please?

  and so?

is your husband cheating on you?

and what does his tribe have to do with all this?

heather:
i understand the fact that he is married, and am not expecting him to make me a second wife but i just don't know how to go about this because really am very much attracted to him

i understand jare ! all that[b] mojo[/b] watching  and kitten aromas rising nor gree you get sense "  "

berra wake- up from that your sexually induced slumber 

sistawoman:
Stop talking to him.  don't pick his calls and if he comes to see you take pictures and tell him you will send them to his wife if he does not leave you alone.

gbam! 

sistawoman:
Let him cry. Crying is his way to get u to cater to him.

Trust me the training has started the question that remains to be answered is who is being trained, you or him.

I don't care who the neighbors call when they come they will find a well fed baby that is taken care of but wants his way.

Put on some headphones, turn up the music, walk away (just be sure he can't hurt himself). When he gets done crying he will fall asleep. When he wakes he will cry again and go back to sleep. At some point he will notice that his cries do nothing and that he should stop making himself sleepy.

gbam!

@ topic you need to back- away from that married man you're falling in love with

what da freak is wrong with yah?  

put your-self in that white- woman's position would you like your newly wedded husband "porking" another woman outside?


for once think with your beautiful medulla oblangata "   "

and not that your treacherous  kitten  

come to think of it , that Nigeria man is just having the fun of his life

when he finishes with you , he will go home to his likkle- wifey  

remember KARMA is a BIG BAAADDD  BITCH  

doubletree:
He died this morning.May his soul rest in peace .Amen.

Amin !

carmelily:
@ikamefa

Na where you see that bazooka not seen it in 20 years at least!! aawww brings back all those memories

he! he! na magic i use get am "  " contact me later for the recipe to the magic- portion 

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Just passing by
Feet still hurting!
People dey ask weda i don get arthritis [/color]

arthritis? erhmmmmmmm twinny how can ?
feet still hurting? abi you just start your own Olympics?

mukina2:
why u dey comot ur eyes like you see ghost?

i dey na . i pass by ur hut last night , u dey snore like  no man's bizness

nor mind me jare i was on the 8TH  octave

mukina2:
too much pammy

I am well luffffff you know i luff you right?

where the pammy? under mama- bed? 
i know jare ! my liffer been cut, i been dey think sey sortin do you