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_{ok make i yarn!}  
dis  na mills and boon story or another nollywood script abi na harlequin romance novel? "   "
so una dey shagg each others brains out  at any time "t"
 

and so?  

bikonu find anuther story post jor!
wetin make we come do now?
off patas?  

californication, dexter,lipstick jungle,weeds, the mentalist (hummmm dat guy is hot)

private practise, cant wait for the return of the tudors that king is absolutely insane

ajani27:
Thanks shegirl71. To be honest I have sinse changed a lot of things in the way we relate, there has been loads of improvement but I still find it difficult to tell her I love her (to be honest I don't know) or she telling me she loves me without me thinking back to six weeks back when she was clearly in love with some else. I cannot help but feel in any case that even though she said it was just how she felt at that particular time, I cannot trust her to be around this same guy without me. This other guy simply would think I'm a mug,  " he must be thinking his wife is in love with me ".
I am going insane, not happy and feels like I have no choice than to accept that this is history even though it lingers at the back of my mind every time. Like I said we have a beautiful child and that probably is the only reason why i'm still carrying on,
Help !!

then this too shall pass!

stay with her and  make it work , its not a perfect marriage  even from the onset.

Dual Core:
hey winches
una no dey die? 

abi sortin dey worry this church rat?    waka far!

carmelily:
make we use dual core head do practise

a very good idea!

now here are the rules:

1. you swallow only at one gulp

2. competitors are not allowed to vomit or regurgitate "  "

3. you [b]cannot [/b]use your teeth to crack the  skull (dual-core's head )"  ""

4. water, pammy ,paraga can be used to  step-down?



any questions carmelily? "  "

this is emotional -cheating

am sure if the bobo your wife was emailing to was around, she would have physically cheated on you

sad! sad! .you guys can still patch things up, be more affectionate towards her( abeg don't hit her anymore)

but can you fully trust her anymore?

if you still love her and want her give her another chance

carmelily:
You for too outshine me that day na! but i don learn the akpu-swallowing skill well from you o. No try my moulds now

oh really? then we must organize a big akpu- swallowing competition soon

@ muki wey ma own oh !

james1:
Hello Everyone.

Men ceaselessly accuse you gals of going after them for all sort of reasons;ranging from the reasonably to the weird and crazy.
So ladies,please feel very free and let em know whether you are "this" or "that".
Are you the materialistic,potential visualizing,will spend your money and don't care where you get it from,or the marriage oriented.please say it as you will want it.
Please let em know so as to[b]"serve"[/b] you better.
Thank you in anticipation.

huh? ^erhmmmmmmmm _{ok let me 1st go and smoke my six- wraps of igbo " "}

^{i will be back later!}

JustGood:
na real wah for your nonsense o. As the e be like say the missile reach you, make you go make amends

na who dey shoot missile you?  "  " abeg go carry ,banana -leaf cover yah face "  " ^{come here come dey yarn okpata} , _yeye!

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]How did you come to that conclusion , I wonder what kind of mentality some of this nlander men have sef[/size]

nor be only you the thing dey wonder! "  "  na real wonderment for me too 

warped brain na hin them get 

i nor get one

mukina2:
no the one behind  the refuse dump na by the other road . na that road we dey pass before na
na true na " " i swear to  the last bottle of Pammy in your belly

ehen! nahhhhh ! i nor dey take ma pammy play both the ones inside and outside of me "  "

mukina2:
the taste na like green water , the kind wey dey up tibet mountains

chei!!! i nor fit count again o, them don plenty

you this girl u sure sey na only air you dey smoke? " 


_{aight love !  later!}

mukina2:
for the first junction near cow junction opposite where that man dey sell kola nut, behind the pipelines go there

nor be only cow jxn " " near the refuse dump nko?

anuther persin go dey read that description up there go think sey na true

mukina2:
i nor dey smoke air again

" " chei! how people dey smoke air? wetin be the taste abeg?

i talk am na you crase pass!

this horoscope thingy works  for some people

and for some it doesn't shikena!

mukina2:
you nor well .

oh really ? " " abeg show me people wey dey wella?
na everybody inside hia dey crase
u nor know?

hahahahahahaha

me needs to stretch and flex! " "

twinny nor fit

_{am good luff} a^{nd u?}

grafikdon:


It's not for sale o,  na ''AWUFU'' PLC dey on board. . .  nobody is going to spend a dime on the series (Both of them). In the end everything will be released on DVD for whoever cares to get the high res version and some episodes too hot for the web 

Don't worry, I won't keep people hanging for long. There was a little voice recording issue so I decided  had to sort them out first. It will all be taken care by the end of this week and after that, I will be able to release new episodes at least once in two weeks.

erhmmmmm    oya oh where can i lay my hands on the dvd thingy then ?

_{i dey sound like oliver twist abi?}

carmelily:
i just dey dey admire as u dey mould am like sculpture before u swallow!

ehen i talk am! that day as i dey strong-eye dey swallow the humongous bolus of akpu " "

i see as people gather ! dem plenty " "

i nor know sey u dey among them " "

why u nor come join me?

Totally in love with your work

so when is part 2 to the end "  '  of this  mark of uru coming out? 

@ grafikdon what happened to  your other work about the[b] lady assassin[/b]?

na so u go just dey give us tit-bits everytime?  "  "

if both stories are complete abeg post am jare ! "  " or better still if its for-sale yarn make  we sabi 

  many kudos  to you jare!

[quote author=Method-Man link=topic=135324.msg2369763#msg2369763 date=1213380560]ELASTIC KOSTAY!

RUBBER KOSTAY!

METAL KOSTAY!

BERE-KAN-YAN! [/quote]" " hahaahahahahahaha

kostay oni pako nko? " "

iceland:
You must be  a kid!

na today?

ok
i nor dey post am hia
na my box i dey go post am
hahahahahahaha
its time to have some fun

kelvodavee:
They've been wearing the same undies for the past five days.
It shaggs my brain ! ! ! !

the fear of thrush is the beginning of wisdom

huh? five days?

yesssssssss i want

me likey " "

make i post am?

wetin dat tin be?

oya take

i saw my mum do it to my niece 5 years ago

the girl is healthy and bouncing

mukina2:
bribe me now o . .or else i go talk

bribe abi slap? " "

mukina2:
Yeah luff sugar is no more

@ twinny wetin make i say sef?

take heart me loff

@ muki i go wound you , berra

@ikamefa

na now i remember where i see u before. i do my NYSC camp for isialangwa!


huh? for real? u been see me , for where i dey  swallow akpu? "  "