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ASAPFERG1:
People still fall for romance scam?

new format dey cum out every day...

A liter of fuel is 700 naira here in yenagoa...

Isoryt...

Isoryt...

God be with us...

Timoleon:
Things cost for everywhere. People Dey protest for parts of developed world for this reason sef. There are other reasons to japa though. Find solace in those and japa as you wish but inflation right now is a global phenomenon.

bt honestly bro,nigeria own worst.

no work..no money bt things dey cost every day every day....

Las las he no go still win pass 3 states...

My own be say things too cost for nigeria...
na to japa dey my mind lyk dis nah,..

480k for bike?
hw much cum be mazda price?

Wahala 4 who carry nigeria politicians mata 4 head....

Curious345:
Ok this is a fallout of the gross maladministration of governor duoye diri..

The worst governor in the nigerdelta..

Turned bayelsa into the CAPITAL OF CORRUPTION

douye diri is the best governor bayelsa has ever gotten...

Starz825:
I go drop you 3 odds next week Wednesday champions league...
Just one game .very very sure... Na God ... seriously... You fit run any amount...

no issue bro...

GeneralPula:
He’s the most confused politician right now. Before this news, I said it that if Ayu resigned, nah big problem for Atiku..

Ayu must not resigned.
Wike must be listened to.

Wetin make atiku con do?

Atiku jst tire 4 every tin...

Una go kukuma kill atiku with high BP b4 election

So last wk saturday,i met dis pretty grl at a frd party,after sum convo with her,we exchange numbers...

i called her later dat night bt she said she reside in PH and nt in yenagoa,i was lyk"wow...isoryt.

so yesterday,i was at home doing notin wen her call came in,i jst said to myslf"dis1 wen dis babe dey call me,hope say no be billing ooh bcus i no get shishi to gv anybody as it stands so...and i picked the call.

she was lyk"hey michael...happy flood(jokes)i jst laff...

then she said,i heard abt the flood in yenagoa,hw u guys coping?i jst tell her the truth...babe na dye we dey 4 here,every were dn razz....

so after sum few convo,she asked 4 my acct number...i jst talk 4 my mind"9ja grl wn send me money?make i jst wait see dis magic...

few min later,i got credit alert of 20k,the 1st words dat came out of my mouth were"omoh....so las las all nigeria grls are nt useless,dis 1 dey very usefull...

abeg nairalanders,from today i no join for all 9ja grls are useless crew again,i don repent.....

Bayelsa own worst

Moh247:
Expect more flooding as dams get released

bros abeg no talk wetin go make high BP Hold me dis night...

na inside tipper i dey sleep since last wk bcus flood dn cover my house

SenatePresdo:
Extremely a game of luck.

You won't know until you stake your house rent on perceived sure odds

i swear....

CeeJeckydivah:
I no dey hear say woman dey die under man o. Na man dey always die untop woman.

babe...the mata slf tire me.

In Timaya voice.... Sumtin must to kill a man ooh..

Don't even knw if i got any talent self,bcus dance,i no sabi...music,i no follow...football,ooh dat1 worst...

honestly the only tin i knw hw to do very well is"to blow wall/bricks..and i don't see it as a talent..

After snake,nah raw sex i fear pass...

doggedfighter:
Oh dear !

I saw pictures of roads and places flooded .

This indeed are hard times for you guys.
Please take care of yourself.

yea dearie...
tnx 4 ur concern.

I can eat anytin eatable in front of anybody,talkmore of wat i bought with my own money....

doggedfighter:
So sorry about that.

Where you dey?

bayelsa state ooh... na dye we dey 4 here..