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Romance / Re: What's Your Plan For 2024? by Illegal1(m): 3:58pm On Dec 24, 2023
omoh.........my main plan for 2024 is to do(join) wat my mate are doing.

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Romance / Re: +18: Let's Try Something Raw! The Most Honest Gets 5K Recharge Card [PIC] by Illegal1(m): 4:29pm On Dec 23, 2023
[quote author=iLegendd post=127590669]4 THINGS TO ACHIEVE IN 2024
1.rent my personal apartment
2.learn driving
3.reconcile with my mum
4.learn forex trade



4 THINGS THAT'LL EASILY DISTRACT ME IN 2024 [/b]
1.sex with my bestie
2.clubing
3.family wahala
4.nature of my job



4 THINGS TO STOP OR REDUCE IN 2024[/b]
1.stop virtual bet
2.stop over spending
3.stop smoking
4.stop going to any prophetic church

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (2 - 0 ) On 23rd December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 3:29pm On Dec 23, 2023
omoh..,.,,...be lyk man u problem big pass nigeria own ooh..
Romance / Re: Which Of These Quotes Is Your Favorite by Illegal1(m): 2:44pm On Dec 23, 2023
omoh.........my favorite quote of all time is frm a nairander,which say"all nigeria grls all useless..


dis quote dey always put smile for my face each time i dey down.


nah God go bless goodharddick 4 me jare

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Celebrities / Re: Dejumo Lewis Dies At 80 by Illegal1(m): 2:34pm On Dec 23, 2023
sexy74:
You no be veteran, if you break slate you go know am. His major role was Kabiyesi in the village headmaster.
Quite a talented actor.
May his should rest 8n peace.

omoh.........nah only village headmaster he act?
Religion / Re: Primate Ayodele Releases 2024 Prophecies On Akpabio, Ekpa, Igboho, Wike, Others by Illegal1(m): 2:29pm On Dec 23, 2023
AqualinaXYZ:
All these fake Yoruba pastors sef



Their own don too much



That’s how Oyedepo abi Kumuyi said God told him Tinubu is the answer


omoh........same way mbaka said"buhari is our saviour.


las las all nigeria pastors/prophets are fake..knw dis and knw peace.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Orders Payments Of 9 Months Arrears For 400,000 N-Power Beneficiaries by Illegal1(m): 9:56pm On Dec 22, 2023
SalamRushdie:
More inflation on the way ....WTF is wrong with APC heads?


omoh.........are u normal?
Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by Illegal1(m): 9:53pm On Dec 22, 2023
JustcallmeFavou:


Those of you being judgemental and yawning rubbish on this post, will someday end up codedly marrying once upon a time olosho. Some of you here even sleep with them on a regular.


omoh...........don't mind them,dem jst dey play
Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by Illegal1(m): 9:49pm On Dec 22, 2023
Burgermotors:
My guy I know fit oo

omoh.........u never ready to marry be dat nah..

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by Illegal1(m): 9:48pm On Dec 22, 2023
Dyfynezz12:
Why will u want to marry a hoe?

omoh..........,all nigeria grls are ashawo,its left for u to pick ur own ashawo(hoe)then convert her to cutlass(good grl)if at all..

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry An Ex Hook Up Girl If She Changed? by Illegal1(m): 9:42pm On Dec 22, 2023
Sacchi1162:
Good girls no deh finish
omoh........nigeria grls follow?
Romance / Re: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Illegal1(m): 5:11pm On Dec 17, 2023
Bmaster:
gambling is the worst enemy of man,not even masturbation or porn.
Gambling can make you become unserious with what you do for a living.

omoh.........i swr
Romance / Re: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Illegal1(m): 5:08pm On Dec 17, 2023
gigabyte13:
I tell myself say
Any girl wey no get work, we no go ever be friend talk of relationship.....
That decision changed my relationship with every female around.
Parasitic ones around me flew away, l give you, you give me. No be me be una Papa.
Enough of father Christmas


omoh.........i must follow dis foot step next yr


tnx for dis wisdom bro.


urgent 2k grls(frds) wn finish me.
Romance / Re: Stupidity Of Some Nigerian Girls by Illegal1(m): 4:58pm On Dec 17, 2023
omoh.........those are the useless nigeria grls we are talking abt,

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Romance / Re: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Illegal1(m): 4:51pm On Dec 17, 2023
Gbadugbakun:
I didn't fall in love. grin
omoh........nah dis ur decision swt me pass

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Manchester United (0 - 0) On 17th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 4:46pm On Dec 17, 2023
Ance4Liverpool:
hahahahahaha liverpool will chop man u like moi moi at anfield i can bet my babe on that


omoh.........u funny ooh,nah ur babe u wn use bet.

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Romance / Re: How Much Did You Save This Year by Illegal1(m): 11:01am On Dec 17, 2023
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Shishi I no fit save..

This present economy no dey smile at all.... imagine saving money today, only for you to wake the following morning and end up being saved by the same money you saved the previous day grin


omoh........i swear bro,e no easy at all

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Romance / Re: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Illegal1(m): 10:59am On Dec 17, 2023
Adex2442:
I stopped eating snakes
omoh........we(snake eaters)need u bck.

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Romance / Re: Best Decision You Made That Changed Your Life by Illegal1(m): 10:56am On Dec 17, 2023
OlawaleBammie:
After bn a graduate without any source of income, then I decided to learn a trade at 28..lol, I was ridiculed, starved, used to beg for #50 but I became a millionaire at 29..

Thank God for the good and bad old days.

omoh........which kind trade be dat 1 wen go make u millionaire btw jst 1yr?

or are u into buying and selling of human parts?

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Politics / Re: Rivers Crisis: Wike Defies Threats, Lands In Port Harcourt by Illegal1(m): 10:50am On Dec 17, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool
omoh.........i dedicate cause trouble by lil kesh to him(wike)

great jam

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Reacts To Emir Of Kuwait’s Death by Illegal1(m): 10:46am On Dec 17, 2023
athaboi:
Seems like this TINUBU will be worse than buhari

omoh........no 2 ways abt it.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Reacts To Emir Of Kuwait’s Death by Illegal1(m): 10:44am On Dec 17, 2023
BigDawsNet:
Reacts =present

Shocked =past grin

If you don't get, just forget abt it

omoh...,.....i gerit very well and i was shocked to hear the passing away of the emir of kuwait.

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Romance / Re: How Much Did You Save This Year by Illegal1(m): 9:57am On Dec 17, 2023
omoh.........i currently got jst 1500 naira in my 3 accts.
opay 5h
U.B.A 5H
ECO 5H

nigeria is nt smiling at all

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Romance / Re: How Much Do You Think I Bought This? by Illegal1(m): 9:09pm On Dec 16, 2023
omoh.........u dn devert frm cucuber enter kulikuli?No offenses..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do Freelancers Pay Tax? by Illegal1(m): 1:39pm On Dec 16, 2023
finallybusy:
Bottle of Coca Cola you buy, there is tax attached. Movies you watch in the cinema have VAT attached. A box of sugar, tax is deducted. Don’t think garri bought in markets don’t have tax attached.

Continue living life as usual.

omoh.........wat are u saying?
Events / Re: Burial Photos Of Onoh Chukwuma Who Committed Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M Bet by Illegal1(m): 2:28pm On Dec 15, 2023
ppogba:

He dreamt he was dinning with Dangote before placing the bet.

omoh........u funny sha
Events / Re: Burial Photos Of Onoh Chukwuma Who Committed Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M Bet by Illegal1(m): 2:26pm On Dec 15, 2023
Mubieey:
That’s why Islam prohibits gambling, See its implications


omoh,........who islam epp?
Events / Re: Burial Photos Of Onoh Chukwuma Who Committed Suicide After Losing ₦2.5M Bet by Illegal1(m): 2:23pm On Dec 15, 2023
omoh..........as for me,i no go ever give up on bet9ja
dem must pay me bk all the money i dn lose for their hand,

who die na lose ooh,gv up no follow for the game

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Crime / Re: Access Bank Ikere, Ekiti Attacked By Robbers (Video) by Illegal1(m): 9:50pm On Dec 13, 2023
virginboy1:
damn, this is not good to know. I just hope they get caught and dealt with mercilessly angry


omoh.......who wn catch dem?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Bayern Munich UCL (0 - 1) On 12th December 2023 by Illegal1(m): 11:03pm On Dec 12, 2023
omoh........liverpool to continue frm were bayern stoped..

if u knw u knw....

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Food / Re: Burnt meals,share your experience! by Illegal1(m): 9:19pm On Dec 12, 2023
princemillla:
Nothing you will tell I love burnt jollof rice. I can go heaven and earth for it.


omoh.........i swear
Science/Technology / Re: See The Baby Owl We Caught While Playing On The School Field by Illegal1(m): 10:10pm On Dec 11, 2023
DevilishMan:
Feed it with wall geckos, insects, lizards, rats etc till its fattened and juicy then smash its skull with stone & make hot peppersoup with effirin leaves & periwinkle


omoh........i jst knw say nah ur hand work be dis

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