omoh..........my current bestie is a female

omoh.........on God.

omoh..........which kind super story be dis 1 again?

PinkNature:
While the generally acceptable method of proposal is that men go on one knee, and ask his intending girl to marry him. Now here's a classic story of a rugged uncle.

Uncle wanted to propose to his girl, he sure dressed nicely and took her out on a date. While on the date, he told her that there's a ring in his locker back in his room, she should return back home alone, take a look at the ring put in on if she's interested in becoming his wife.

Unorthodoxy as it sounds, she left the date in a hurry, went to his room and put on the ring ran to her parents to share the news.

They are happily married with grown-up children.

Do what works for you.

omoh.........nah so the tin suppose be,bcus i see no reason why a matured man go jst knee down for 1 liability...jst to ask her" will u marry me?


it make no sense to me at all..

iCauseTrouble:
Na person wey don chop belleful dey propose.
Na money me dey find

omoh.........i swr

[quote author=NoSmoking post=127664910]Being stingy to a girl is very much better than being called Mumu because u spend

omoh..........its gud to be stingy with nigeria grls,if nt dem go call u MMS(MUGU MONEY SPENDER)

even if u must give,give with sense...

omoh.........ur frd nah native doctor?

which kind gift be all dis ones..

omoh.........dis governor death pain me ooh..

Sonofgod1990:
ASWEAR

omoh..........hahahahahaha,betting hard pass ritual aswr.

[quote author=richmanrichard post=127639503]and chelsea(awon yahoo boys)

Sonofgod1990:
thank god..my mind u can now cool down... Make i quickly go chop pepper soup first

omoh.........high BP be wn nearly hold u

Hendrixky:
Here we are again the psychological football Staker

In a game of football betting you involve all logic psychology intelligence minus emotions and you will win your bet

In a game like this give Burnley to score one goal

Stake all your money and life savings and thank me later

omoh.........its time to change ur weed supplier..

Fahvvy:


Honestly sir...
I'm too occupied to teach anyone tbh ...
(I'm basically into writing & freelancing though)

But if you're interested in any of them, I could offer you a very good professional course from Udemy for half the price you'll see on their official website...

My advice? Go for copywriting (it's a very high-demand skill) and freelancing (this will teach you how to market your skill effectively) ...

If you follow my counsel and get those two courses, I'll throw you a third professional Udemy course of your choice free of charge (that's the best help I can render to anyone right now)

Hit me up if this sounds good to you...

omoh.........alryt boss,i'll let u knw wen i'm ready..


tnx boss

omoh...........be lyk ur problem big pass nigeria,chelsea and man u own ooh.

Fahvvy:


Affiliate marketing
Copywriting
Ghostwriting
Freelancing

Any of these skills can give you that much within the shortest period that is, if you know what you're doing ...

omoh.........boss man,can u teach me any of them?

omoh..........beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

omoh...........the fear of been used for yahoo plus up is the begining of wisdom.

imagrg:
Craze people full this corntree oh!

omoh..........many are mad bt few are jst roaming the street

OChimex:


If you voted APC, then we don't care about your damn bushmeat, next year, even snake you no go see catch, na cockroach you go fry give your pikin them.

But if you didn't, I pray the new year bring you blessings so next year, na cow you go kill for your family.

omoh.........which kind vawulence prayer be dis 1 again?

omoh..........95% of nigeria grls are useless,no expect anytin frm them bcus they got notin to offer except their over used kpekus and slipers breast..

100smile:


Thanks.
Did not plan on sharing money. Na whatsapp and twitter i take dey do my thing before. The person wey make me even share money for here self, the money nor reach am. Edipet i don pass my transfer limit for today. New year, i go shock you, i promise.

omoh..........senior man abeg put me for the list of people wen u go shock on new year day.

nah beg i dey

OMEGA009:
Not someone, me. I spent over 1.8m on gifts for the family but unfortunately, no one got me anything. Not even a lollipop. Anyways, that’s the joy of parenthood, I guess.

omoh........senior man,dis ur picture jst dey make me laff.


lyk who go open eye buy dis kind goat wen be lyk wetin oracle reject

Lordofalmajiri:

E don hard now bro

omoh.........make i put body 1st.


see children wen i attend their naming ceremony,jst dey change cars lyk boxers..


abeg abeg make i join dem jare,since i no fit beat them

coputa:
New year Eve,MTN Recharge card for ten Nairalanders.keep a date

omoh...,......make i kukuma follow ooh,so dat i no go 4get

Edipet:
I am the first on your list
Na me first indicate interest. Please mention me when it began. I'm serious here, thanks God bless you.

omoh.........lyk play lyk play u catch out with dis format ooh..

100smile:


Na ussd code I dey use
I can't transfer to those fintech

omoh........boss man abeg no 4get ur boy ooh,reason my side ooh..

abeg make i paste my aza,notin too small for me as it stands.

2204578259
U.B.A BANK

Higherthan:
While all the governors of the south east lives in lagos, even bitter obi, their miscreant and their parents Will be hiding under the bed. Guess why? Christmas and New Year is on Monday , una must sit at home in that region

omoh........una sabi fyn trouble eeh..

i dedicate cause trouble by lil kesh to you..

great jam..

omoh...........y dis kind mistake no dey enter my acct?

CHRISTFUCKER:
No gf

But I'm giving my cousin my preek for Christmas

omoh..........ur cousin??

any man wen get mind fu*ck he own cousin,can as well bleep his own daughter.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram I no get GF..


Na ASHAWOO house I just de come from.. I go still JAZZ in ASHAWOO house dis evening...


ASHAWOO need customers now cus tinz don cost for SMALL MARKET and MAIN MARKET.


So der price don cheap now..


I no de NACK ASHAWOO from TOTTO again, na from YANNSH now..


Na now I discover say, YANNSH sweet pass TOTTO..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

omoh.........the boogyman himslf,senior man wen no dey fall hand 4 dis kind mata..


notin do u jare..


more groundnut to ur old and new kala..

Aaaaarghmed:
God forbid.

omoh....,.....u no get joy ooh