₦airaland Forum

grafikdon:
Oooooookay - - - I will watch from the sidelines, when you are all down and out out with black eyes and 'onu Ikputu', I will step in a claim what is mine If worse comes to worst, I can always blame America for my loss - - -
Death to America!

Na sleep I dey go sleep sef.My pics will do the job for me.Once she sees it,its over for you guys

@doyin13

This might help a bit:http://www.landauercosmeticsurgery.co.uk/cosmetic-surgery/mens-plastic-surgery.html

Don't go down the Wacko Jacko route

@Lady Dee

Good nite! Don't mind these abokis , Somalians and Distinguished Members of the Wowo League.Need to catch up some sleep,I will be sending you those pics later

doyin13:
LOL. . . .Confirmed my suspicions

Bloody GEEK

Okoro,a geek wouldn't have recognised those lyrics.

You dey wonder why Lady Dee no respond to you? With that picture in your profile,you have better chances of bagging a blind octogenarian lesbian

grafikdon:
I think they are called the Kuli Kuli girls.

Noooo, I wasn't quoting kuli kuli girls, just stating the obvious (Somebody will be singing in tongues by the time we are done with the marriage thingy )

Kuli Kuli girls?Na Hausa group? I sabi say one of them,the name end with Zinger or something.

Na the lamest yarns I have ever heard.I no want drop my chat up lines because its copyrighted by me.My words are like pre-intimacy to a woman!I no want make Lady Dee lose control of herself

grafikdon:
Somalian? I thought he was Russian, or what do you think of a name like Ivanov Puttinsky? Doesn't sound Somalian to me

You know these Somalians and there immigration runs na,I don see Somalian wey im name na Lim kim Chong

RichyBlacK:
Imam I-man, who tell you say I be Somalian? I can't tell the difference between Mogadishu and Mozambique. Biko rapu m aka.

I will invite the whole Nairaland to our wedding.

You think say na to get your Igbo friends to write in Igbo go cover up your Somalian origins? How come you are a founder of the Somalian People's Club?

grafikdon:
Jokes apart, Lady Dee, grafikdon is hot inside and outside and by the time we are done with the marriage thingy, yoo'd find yourself singing to all who'd care to listen ''Don ya wish a husband wuz hot like mine- - -donchya!?''

Menn,with lame yarns like that,you no get hope .How you go dey quote the Spice Girls? _{I don forget their name}

Na wetin inferiority complex dey cause. Many Africans want to claim a link to a place outside Africa

toyinrayo:
[size=15pt]AND WE HAVE A WINNER [/size]

Which kain winner? Wetin Lady Dee dey find with Somalian?

@Lady Dee

Look out for my pics.My pics will end all this

@doyin13

I don't just understand why the former President of the South African students Association can claim to be called "Okoro" How manage

@Lady Dee

Once you see my pics,your search will be over,trust me I am so handsome,blind people stop me in the street just to tell me I look good

@grafikdon

So na out of the Koma mountains you stagger out from? Well,we are all One Nigeria but I always suspected something was up when every one in your family album was butt naked



@Alhaji Debo

Have you given up that lap dancing job at the Swinging Bananas Nite Club? I know finding work is tough for a Nigerian but I thought being a male stripper was a touch too degrading for an Alhaji

Lady Dee:
@ I man u never sent da pic, how i go tell pupsy who my future husband is now!!!

I'm going to send it.Don't worry_{2mrw i'm off to the photo studio} Once you have gazed upon His Sexiness,you would be truly hooked.

Lady Dee:
@ RichyBlack theres no pic just okada and a hommer? which side u from?

Na the Okada be im own.The guy na Somalian so no even waste your time.

ikamefa:
ntorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! " " sip slowly and sweetly on that Loserade LMAO

bia I-man osisso come and claim your wife oh!

No mind the Alhaji.He is just peeved that his cover has been blown.

doyin13:
Ol bob-----------woman still dey find man for this life times

Anyway they call me 'Okoro feeling funky'

Holla

Person comot from KwaZulu Natal,dey call himself "Okoro"

Okoro no be typical Zulu name.Are you Okoro Buthelezi ?

Lady Dee:
debo has exposed himself, don't mind him ohhh and he looks like a womaniser sha!!lol

Thank you I hope he didn't literally expose himself o?

Dat Alhaji dey lose control when im see women.If he is not busy ogling TOH's cleavage,he is chasing all the girls on NL.How many wives does Alhaji want to have?

grafikdon:
Lol. . . this is one heck of a hilarious thread. . . Alhaji Usman Dan I-Marudeen. . . l o freaking loud.

So who won the 'bridettle'? Usman Dan Imarudeen, Umaru Davideen or Mustapha Deboduar?

My bros,see Mallam Abubakar ibnDavideen,the Barikin Muminu of Birnin Kebbi and Alhaji Sani Yardua Debosky of Kafanchan claiming to be more Igbo than an Ngwa boy?

Wetin person no go see for NL?

I go Alhaji Debosky wedding to his latest 13 year old bride,he likes them young,for Katsina last Sallah.He is here looking for a 4th wife.

I no dey stress myself.I sabi say the best man will emerge at the end

ikamefa:
lady dee!

let me recommend the true igbo -blood in here

its I-man geddit?

others are abokis, congolese,even aliens sef masquerading as igbo guys " "

4play i don do my job oh send my peppered- nkita to my house asap!

@Lady Dee

If the Honourable Chief Ikamefuna advises you,you better listen.Hers is the true Voice of Wisdom on NL

She won't tell you a lie

I don't need to say much.I will send you my pics and full details privately.Tell you dad you just met your future husband,I'm going to make him proud.

Lady Dee:
@ davidylan na fight? I beg no vex ohh, im pulling your legs!
@ debosky r u yoruba If not y are u answerin adeballz sweetie?? I highly doubt it ohh but ive got ask?? I bu onye ebe,

Alhaji dey understand Igbo?

@TOH

Wetin be your problem? You dey portray me as Ike Turner II

@Lady Dee

No mind them,you have to consider location sef.These illegal immigrants won't get pass the border because of their links to al-Qaeda

Alhaji Adebola Debosky is no use to you.Are you prepared to be his 4th wife?

Lady Dee:
@ Davidylan, i saw your pic sha, your fine tho no offense but u look sumhow yoruba

Try further North!Mallam Abubakar Davideen can't hide his true origin!

debosky:
Lady Dee I'm right here
buzz me again on YIM adeballz

@Lady dee
YIM him so that he can feed you complete balls ? What is an Igbo man doing calling himself Ade? Besides,its inappropriate to ask a lady to make the first move

Go and rest your pulchritudinous self in bed. Besides,they are living across the Atlantic,they are no use to you compared to an Ngwa boy like me

Lady Dee:
I like the finest things in life, a big wedding for me is a MUST!! My pupsy has to show off his ada nwanne and show he is EZEDINOBI!!! Lol!!

Big wedding we will have!Don't worry,I will make your dad proud! He will waste no time in giving us his blessing.You deserve the best things in life and I will pull out all stops to ensure that

where s DEBOSKY

Why are you still asking after that aboki? Papa won't be happy when you bring home an Alhaji

ell77:
is abiriba in Isiala Ngwa?

This thread is too juicy for me to sleep!

My father is from Isiala Ngwa and my mum is from Abriba. Are we not a paternal society anymore? The key thing is that both my parents are from Abia I don't think she specified that both parents must be from Ngwa land.I mean compared to the abokis from Birnin Kebbi like Mallam Davidylan and Alhaji Debosky,I fit the profile

@Alhaji Debosky

Aboki!Wetin be your problem?

I trust Lady Dee's judgment She knows I'm the man for her.We are both from "God's own state" and will make a fine couple.I can already visualise the wedding.

@Lady Dee
Would you like a big wedding or a low key one? Whatever you want,I won't mind

heyma:
Lady Dee.
Infact by their sentences you shall know them. See, these guys can't read . Re: [b]Fine [/b]Igbo Guys Should Come Out Of Hiding! I'm Searching High And Low: !#

If na good looks she dey ask for,I have that locked down If she sees my magnificent self,she won't bother looking anywherelse

Lady Dee:
@ I - Man which side of ngwa are u from?

Are you from Ngwa too? It seems we have more in common,compared to the other Fulanis and Zulu folks on this thread.

ell77:
@I-man - are u sure? Which part of Ngwa?

Isiala Ngwa-My mum is from Abiriba

@David

Let me instead refer you to my Wikipedia article:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abia_State

ell77:
Well I-man does have the advantage of being on home soil. I think the Abia sdtate thing is alie or that would have been the first thing you said though - cheaters never win and liars never prosper so i won't support you!

Honestly,I didn't read Lady Dee's post full before replying It was later,I realised,she is my home girl.I'm from Ngwa,if that is not Abia State,then tell me what is.

ell77:
I think i am going to support Davidylan, Imo state has provided for me so maybe they have something to offer! Oya Daivdylan you have my backing! LadyDee see him oh!

You are supporting someone from Birnin Kebbi? What about me who is from Abia State? A true son of the soil!Titled man and born and bred in Igbo land!

heyma:
Bia!!! what is the meaning of that noo nwayo kita!!!

I dey tell you say na Debosky be dat My crack squad of investigators have been able to trace the IP address .

The man come all the way from Bulawayo dey claim say im dey Osha

Oya make una go sleep.Lady Dee don choose me already.We are already planning our traditional wedding in Umuahia

You are all invited

@ifyalways a.k.a debosky

Stop using multiple usernames!You think you can deceive us here with you dual ids? Praising yourself with another id

@Lady Dee

Do you need DNA samples? I have contacted this site on our behalf to conduct testing and remove all these Zulu and Kikuyu tribesmen pretending to be Igbo http://landing.ancestry.co.uk/offers/uk/dna.aspx

@Lady Dee

Debosky is half Tutsi,half Zulu .He is a male escort plying his trade in Canada

I'm the genuine article!Did I mention that I am a titled Chief? I have my staff and leopard skin to prove it.I am Prince Eze Uzu 1 of Umuahia. . . .sure you have heard of me

@David

My ancestral links can be traced to the first settlers on Igbo land.I have DNA evidence

@poster

Never mind these Fulani,Hutu and Tutsi impostors .Some of them are not even Africans.

I am so Igbo,my passport says Igboman.

@poster

Debosky,Uche and Davidylan are all Fulani.No mind them

I'm a true son of the soil!Lived all my life in Igboland and never stepped out of the village.In fact,I can barely speak English. . . . someone is typing this for me

Ok. . . .Bhutto was killed by the US but who then killed logic?