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debosky:
@ I-man

I didn't know that psycho-diagnosis was part of your repartee?

You don't need psycho-diagnosis when its comes to that desperate shyster

debosky:
y'all should give me the low down on the latest nl beef, don't keep a brova out of the loop

Basically,the shyster is hyperventilating over a new broad he is trying to impress who is old enough to be his mum. I feel ashamed exchanging words with him,just remembered this guy is a teenager-18,19 or 20 this year-can't remember which.

Anyway,did you hear what Spurs fans were chanting when they were 1-0 up at OT? Are you Arsenal in disguise?

Mc Omo:
I wonder why any of u will toe the line of saying Jackal is not Cougar . . .not that it really matters, but then INTEGRITY COUNTS even on CYBER

How can you use the word "integrity" with Mr Jackal? Guys have to "hustle" but this guy embodies idiocy and crookedness on another level.

The kid is more stupid than anyone can fathom.The only thing worse than a crook is a moronic shyster who can't make a living if his life depended on it.

Make I go sleep.Na very interesting week ahead.Always love online NL beefs

@Chacal

I just love getting stupid people like you worked up.

Mouse pad in one hand and a co*k in the other is your idea of a relationship Kid,what happened to your job with Goldman Sachs or is it BT?

The wonderful thing is that a broke low life slowpoke like you thinks you can fool folks.Wasting my time,always remember she doesn't have any money.You are not getting laid. . . .nor does she have any pecuniary benefits for you. Wasting your time asking her for money this time

I guess you are into masturbating on YIM.Imbecilic cybersexual!Catch up with you tomorrow

@Chacal

Butt kissing New Yorkers won't get you laid.After innumerable YIM convos,where does that get you. . . a mouse pad in one hand and a raw pe*is in the other

Ok,you will eventually tell us that you she took the next available flight to see you,but we all know that you are just a pathetic onanist getting worked up over girls you will never meet.

One other place it gets you. . . . .leaving trails all over.At some point over the coming months,everyone will be told even more about you when sh*t hits the fan.You won't be the first

Kid,I know you are innately cretinous,but use your brains for once.

[quote author=Dāwīḏ link=topic=17491.msg1894217#msg1894217 date=1201484699]1. A human being can only have 1 brain . . . u thus cannot use the expression "brain[b]s[/b]" to refer to the brain of I-man.

2. Trisomy-21 is a genetic disorder and NOT an infection . . . it is impossible to have "trisomy-21 infected brains".[/quote]Why are you exposing the kid? Every body knows he has the brainpower of a slug.

Chacal:
@ I-man,

I have your GP's notepad with me.
The things he pointed out about u is erm, erm, lewd.
From what i gathered, It was confirmed in his report that you have got a mental disease.
Did u say WANKING ON YIM? C'mon mate. . . .You didnt have to bite my ideas, do ya?

Wanking on YIM is your idea,right? Guess you are proud of this most insightful of ideas

Long distance sexual intercourse with cyber chics across the ocean is your specialty I guess you are cybersexual. . . . .good luck with having sex with your mouse and keyboards.

Hey. . . .looking forward to hearing how you slept with a New Yorker while hustling in London Can't wait.

Kid. . . .go sleep.

Chacal:
1.30am on monday morning? Please explain what are u doing online if not wanking to the pictures of the women on Nairaland.
Rotten-Perv!!!!!!!!!!!

Spoken from experience hey? Like wanking yourself into a stupor over female Nairalanders and thinking you actually slept with them?

Wanking off on YIM doesn't count as sex! Does YIM now offer "virtual sex"?

Kid,you are sad case.Should have started a Hyena moniker!

@Chacal/cougar

Chatting to yourself is the height of lunacy.What else do you do with yourself? Give yourself a Mouth Gig? Do you finger yourself as well?

I mean. . . .if you can maintain a running convo with yourself,there can't be any boundaries

Get your head out of your ass!Its 1:30 am on a Monday morning for Christ sake,too late to be having a hangover.

[quote author=+osisi link=topic=107555.msg1894185#msg1894185 date=1201482215]If an announcement is made for you to turn off your phone,just turn it off.
It's such a simple order.
If you want to find out what will happen,do it alone on a solo flight. [/quote]I'm telling you that in that your flight to the US and back,there were many people who left their phones on,deliberately or not.Are you going to walk down the aisle and start checking everybody's phone since its so important to you?

PS:My parents don't even know how to switch off their phones,last time I checked,they are still alive and well I'm afraid if someone like you is on their plane,you will take off your shoes and beat them

Lunacy on Nairaland

@Jackal/Cougar

Quit talking to yourself!Only lunatics have a running conversation with themselves.

Don't you think Scholes return is not necessarily a bonus? He has great vision and can see passes that others can't but Anderson offers that and more.

Anderson covers a lot of ground and can tackle back.Scholes is aging and hardly offers that anymore.Anderson offers us higher workrate in addition to the ability to thread the ball through the eye of a needle.

Its still a good conundrum to have.

Ronaldo is on 25 goals already.Who would have thought? It will be wonderful if he can hit 40 goals but I will still be satisfied with 30goals.I'm hoping we get Arsenal in the FA Cup draws tomorrow.

The plan is so ridiculous that its obviously not true.

I'm sure there are Northerners worried about their perceived "disenfranchisement" from the top echelons of the banking sector,but the alleged means by which they may seek to address this is obviously a figment of the writer's imagination.

Obama has won South Carolina.Hope Hillary comes 3rd. . . . .that will really get Bill barking

It seems he nailed a quarter of the white vote and a majority of young white voters

@lawyer

You have been emotionally damaged.Keep deceiving yourself

McKren:
If Hillary was arguing in support of a bill sponsored by the Presidency and explaining to black people why they should appreciate the efforts of the President against the rhetorics of a Civil Rights activist its totally a different issue, and will be considered innocent.

But when a Senator makes such a comment in justifcation of her electability over another Senator, it brings to question why she considers herself a defacto President in waiting and not her opponent.

You just supplied the answer yourself.The Clintons consider themselves as having a "divine right" to power and often speak in that context.

That Hillary has this "warped" view of herself doesn't justify calling her comments racist. You are effectively saying,"her comments are irrational,thus it must have been made with a racist intent".

You guys shouldn't get a dime

This is a complete waste of money.It wasn't the tax rebates of 2001 that helped revamp the economy but the tax cuts of 2003 which cut capital gains and dividend taxes .

All this does is worsen the deficit.This rebate has to come from somewhere,from the pockets of taxpayers or from Govt borrowing.Its flawed policy merely intended to gain public approval.

What about Adebayor? The boy is a mediocrity.

Robinho is another overrated player.Quite annoying with his thumb sucking.

John Terry,Ibrahimovich and Klose are also serious candidates.

Eclairs:
You are happy with the "uncultured" fellow being attacked yet suggest the attacker was worse off. what do u xpt from the attacker when it is probable the uncultured fellow was unruly.

There is no reason for grown men to fight unless you are fighting in self-defence or to defend another from apparent and immediate physical harm.This doesn't seem to be case here.

Fair to say the attacker's action wasnt justified but the "uncultured" fellow in my opinion needed to be treated in an "uncultured" way. Somebody tell me why he had to wait for the take off time before he makes his call.

For God's sake think of it,if you are such a stickler for rules,why forget that it is against the law to fight? So,in order to enforce the rules on phones you break the more serious criminal prohibition of physical violence.You don't see the irony in that.

And from your comment, you sounded like mobile phones doesnt cause damage to Aircrafts. Bein in London, I'd xpt you to know better and I'm surprised.

There is no study that has shown that mobile phones damage planes.Like I noted earlier,there are 50 million passengers who fly through London Heathrow daily,at least 10% leave their phones or similar equipment on.Annually,you are looking at 1.8billion people who do this and yet not one single plane has crashed.

If you factor in other airports,you are looking at billions of such incidents over the year.How many planes ever crashed because of this?

I experienced similar thing four days ago aboard Virgin airline Lagos-Abuja-Sokoto. The lady beside me did not switch off her phone; rather she was busy listening to music with her phone until she got to her destination(Abuja).
As for me, I don't wait till the cabin crew announce before I switch off my phone.

That's the civil thing to do.You leave her alone and not start a fight like a thug.

In the above,you only knew her phone was on because she was listening to music.There are others whose phones were left on in their bags or pockets.What supposedly endangers the plane is not talking or listening to music on your phone,it is merely leaving it on during the flight.Now,leaving phones on,deliberately or not,is very common.

@Cotton

That has nothing do with the debate.If you think your power supply is irregular and too expensive,that has nothing to do with whether the energy source is renewable or fossil based.

Would electricity be more regular in Lagos if the Egbin power station ran on solar or wind energy instead of on gas? Obviously not.

Would it be less expensive?Clearly not. Solar energy for instance,as the article I linked noted,cost 3 or 4 times more per watt generated.If instead of building a gas powered 1000MW plant for $600m,the PHCN built a solar powered one of the same capacity for $2bn,how will that reduce the cost? If you think things are expensive now,wait till the Govt start investing in even more expensive power sources.

Now,you can make the argument that if you made private arrangements for solar or inverters you will be better off.Nothing stops you from doing that but to suggest that Nigeria's power supply problems can be solved by investing in even more expensive renewable energy sources is utterly far-fetched.

vigasimple:
@ Somze

If we take the issues in the order of which they occurs.

1. Fairy tale statement first by Bill

My friend,watch that entire Bill Clinton speech where he made the "fairy tale" comment.It was simply to do with Obama's position on Iraq.To allege that this was racist is outrageous.

Bill responded to a question about Obama's claim that he was,unlike Hillary,always against the Iraq campaign.He was chronicling why in his opinion,this was far from the case and refered to it as a "fairy tale".Cue, screams of outrage by hypersensitive blacks who seemed to be horrified that Bill could attack dare Obama so strongly and started waving the racial card.

As far as Hillary's comments about MLK were concerned.I saw nothing racist about it.Like the above case,she was trying to make an innocent but mangled distinction between "rhetoric" and "action".She was trying to say that unlike Obama,she was a person who got things done.

To quickly accuse her of racism was the best gift she was given. Most people couldn't see the racism in the above comments.The only racism is from those who are quick to call others racist upon the slightest provocation.

@Somze

Kobojunkie was right.Its not Obama that has helped made this a race issue but black people supporting him.You see that kind of warped thinking even on this forum.People alleging racism where there is none and thus,alienating non-blacks who start to see Obama as merely a black candidate.

When people started screaming,"a black man will never be elected by racist white America,criticisms of Obama are merely down to racism",e.t.c ,it became a self-fulfilling claim.White people start to think,"if all these things are being said when we were genuinely interested in giving this guy a chance,we might as well not vote him anyway"

[quote author=+osisi link=topic=107555.msg1889447#msg1889447 date=1201309917]I-man with all the plane crashes in Nigeria,I'm surprised people didn't jump the guy and give him a thorough beating.
Didn't you hear what happened to someone that said he had a bomb in a coach bus shortly after 9/11 ?
The passengers in the bus nearly killed the guy before the police rescued him.
At least they wanted to make sure he saw stars before he blew anyone up.
If I were there,I would have used the heels of my shoes generously.[/quote]You are comparing a person shouting that he has a bomb in public transport to leaving your phone on in a flight.The former will get you in trouble with your fellow passengers in any place and at any time.

Are you saying you have never left your phone on in a flight?

For example,50 million people use flights through Heathrow daily,at least 10% leave their phones or other similar equipment on.That is 5million daily and about 1.6billion annually.How many of these resulted in crashes?

If people are left emotionally incontinent in Nigeria over the frequent crashes,it still doesn't exculpate their ignorance and stupidity.

The most interesting part of this story is the sheer irony.The greatest danger to the flight was not caused by the fellow using the phone but the complete idiot who decided to confront him.

How many fights do we have on airplanes in the West? No civilised person will seek to start a fight over the usage of phones,just remember that there is no evidence of their supposed danger .


Are you saying that people don't leave their phones on in the West?Remember,the supposed danger to the plane doesn't come from the act of speaking on the phone but from leaving your phone on.There are billions of passengers using airplanes annually,at least 10% leave their phones on,how many planes have crashed as a result?

The stupid thing is that the man on the phone may not have been the only person whose phone was on in that plane.Maybe our safety vigilante should have confronted every person on the flight to check their phones.Complete stupidity.

I quite loved the supreme irony in people attacking the "uncultured" fellow who had the audacity to talk on his phone.With the usual inane laments about the incivility of the average Nigerian.Strange thing is,nobody demonstrated greater incivility than the vigilante who confronted the supposed miscreant.

Disregarding rules might be a problem in Nigeria but the greater problems we have are ignorance,illogic and boneheaded confrontationists.

Folahann's sig:A person who makes no mistakes, generally makes nothing.

The latter part of the signature is the most apt self-description I have seen on Nairaland.

Mukina's sig:If you do not stand for something you'll fall for anything

Well,make I leave you alone this time

ayusman's sig:Things that makes u go huh!!!!!!

Like,how pointless your posts are?

toshman's sig:truth hurts

Like the fact that Liverpool are currently a shite club living on past glory?

Well,I heard that people tend to marry those who resemble them the most.

I guess that is why Mr & Mrs Shapey write with the same wanton disregard for syntax.They write exactly the same way;for instance,total disregard for starting sentences with upper case letters,usage of hyphens at inappropriate junctures,same abbreviation,e.t.c.


Just checked Amsky's posts for the first time,she also writes exactly like her cousin!Can't believe you guys following this thread didn't pick up on this earlier. I have absolutely no doubts now.

@RichyBlack

E remain small,Shapey Mama go soon begin post for NL

I no know what to believe sef

doyindamus:
but no be only us dey cheat na amongst the Afircan teams.

I don't think others are cheating to the extent of Nigeria. Ghana and Cameroun seem to be on the same level of Nigeria but countries like Senegal,Mali and CIV are not cheating on the same scale.

doyindamus:
all of una wey dey call for westerhoff forgot all the fruitless years
wey we endure before the heady days of '94.

In 1990 we finished 2nd,92(3rd) and 94(1st).Na when we no go emerge from the group stages una go sabi say the rot don set in big time.

People were unhappy when we crashed out to Italy in the 2nd round of the World Cup until we couldn't even qualify for the World Cup against Angola.

By the end of the Westerhoff era,we were clearly the best team in Africa and ranked 5th in the FIFA rankings.

doyindamus:
I don't understand though. How about all those boys wey come second for Under-20
and the Under-17 boys?

So make nobody tell me say talent no dey come through

We might not have the most exciting players. . .but we are not as bad as that team played today.

Those guys looked good because we were age cheating on monumental level.That is part of our problem.People were rejoicing when we cheated our way to victory in the U-17 but we do so at the expense of the most important aspect of our football-the senior team.

Uche2nna:
We just have to sit down and look @ what I call the Westerhoff formula. I am not saying we bring him back but we should really go back and study how he did things. I don't think that it is just a mere co incidence that the Golden years of Nigerian football was in his era and even the glory that we have been living on was just the continuation of the groundwork he had laid. Just like everything in Nigeria, that groundwork has been broken and the center can not hold. This is really sad.


Last I heard, the man (Westerhoff was still in Nigeria, Kwara state to be precise)

@Uche2Nna

You really know what the "Westerhoff formular" was? Longevity,plain and simple.Westerhoff was given time and space to build a team,no interferences from above.He had powerful allies at Dodan Barracks who ensured he always had his way.

He,like Vogts ,started poorly but he was given the necessary tools to build a team.

There is another point we should also note.The quality of national team football has grown tremendously throughout Africa.Its not just Nigeria that is struggling,look at Cameroun and Morrocco.Gone are the days when only few African teams can put out good teams.With opportunities to export players to Europe,countries like Mali and Guniea have been able to improve national team standards.

That is why we need to step up our game.Its not about sacking the coach(we have done that a lot post-Westerhoff) or simply swapping one set of under-performing players for another.We need to overhaul things from the bottom up.Starting with the youth set-up.No point winning the World U-17 with a group of aging buffoons when they won't be around in 10 years time.

Open up academies around the country,improve and standardise coaching and facilities.

This is just small part of what we need to do but its a start.Till then,we can do all the sackings we always do but until the above are done,including a return to the way we handled Westerhoff(non-interference and patience)we are going no where.

Lets pray that Mali thump Nigeria.

@RichyBlack

Normally,when I come to a thread.I read the first post and the last posts.I haven't been following this thread and thus wouldn't know whether Shapey/Amsky are ingenious fabulists,quite frankly,I don't care.

Because these stories are often made up,I don't really have interests in these sort of threads.