₦airaland Forum

Soon,women will want us to eat from their hairy plates

Gone are the days when women only spoke when they were spoken to.Would my grandmum ask my grandad to wash plates? What an outrage!

efuah:
Leilah's issue makes me Did somebody borrow your legs or conscience and never brought them back if so, then come borrow my own!! Or are u owing your husband in anyway and u're paying? i don't get it o! Leave the goat or whoever he is before u break down!

Does the husband exist?

Back then,such rumors never made it into the media.The fact that this made it into the media gives it some credibility.

Also,it alludes to some new FIFA Directive that was passed recently.Maybe the regulations have changed.

oldie:
Like you wrote, we should be pragmatic in our reasonings
We should also lay down the facts as they are
A barrel of oil wouldnt have been $40, 50/40/30 years ago!
So also we were not producing 2mb/day in 1958/1968/1978

This type of statistics does not help our arguments.

My question really, is: what have our leaders done with all the monies allocated to Niger Delta in all these years
We should start asking questions, instead of buck passing

30 years ago,oil was $48 pb in todays dollars.

http://www.inflationdata.com/inflation/Inflation_Rate/Historical_Oil_Prices_Table.asp

Also,I believe in the 70s,we were producing more oil per day than we are doing today.

nuzo:
What are you talking about? Who is Tchad?

If he is leading one of the militant groups in Niger Delta, then don't be fooled, him and his gang are just another set of countless jobless graduates in Nigeria who have decided to take advantage of the outcomes of the long time conspiracy against the Niger Delta (oil for nothing)

He is talking about Chad,the country.

What is happening there is very sad.France hasn't adequately stepped in to help Deby's regime survive,other than offering him evacuation.

Yes,his regime is unpopular but I would rather have him than the rebels who are stooges of the Sudanese Govt.The implications of this development is dire for Darfurian refugees in Chad.

Another advantage of polygamy. . . . .in the UK you can get multiple benefits for your wives:

Husbands with multiple wives have been given the go-ahead to claim extra welfare benefits following a year-long Government review, The Sunday Telegraph can reveal.
# Have your say: Should multiple wives get recognition from the state?

Even though bigamy is a crime in Britain, the decision by ministers means that polygamous marriages can now be recognised formally by the state, so long as the weddings took place in countries where the arrangement is legal.
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The outcome will chiefly benefit Muslim men with more than one wife, as is permitted under Islamic law. Ministers estimate that up to a thousand polygamous partnerships exist in Britain, although they admit there is no exact record.

The decision has been condemned by the Tories, who accused the Government of offering preferential treatment to a particular group, and of setting a precedent that would lead to demands for further changes in British law.

New guidelines on income support from the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) state: "Where there is a valid polygamous marriage the claimant and one spouse will be paid the couple rate , The amount payable for each additional spouse is presently £33.65."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/02/03/nbenefit103.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

So Nigeria won this match? Fantastic! I trust our boys.That was an excellent hatrick from Yakubu.

Abeg,who we dey meet for S-Final? The rest will be scared of us now.No one will want to meet us.

dayokanu:
We can still win in the next 14 years

That will be the 28 years theory

mukina2:
trust you to resurrect dead threads

See this necrophiliac,the thread is very much alive,you come here because you think say the thread dey dead

"14 year theorists" can now shut up

Mariory:
When a 10 man team brings on wide players to replace their strikers and remove their strongest midfielder to plug a hole in defense, most other managers who have a clue would have brought on another striker and gone compact in midfield (4-4-2) to control the game. Especially when we have a very fast striker in Martins that would have been able to run the tired Ghanian defense off the pitch.

We started with 3 strikers-Yakubu,Osaze and Uche-in a 4-3-3 formation which changes to 4-5-1 when we are defending.If he had brought on another striker,we would have had 4 strikers on the pitch.

However,he could have simply changed to a 4-4-2 formation,instead of a 3 man central midfield,and brought on a winger like Utaka and told either Uche or Osaze to play more centrally.

romeo:
We where beaten by the skills of the Black Stars and the referee all together

The ref? Same ref that gave us a penalty and reduced Ghana to 10 men. It is obvious that once Ghana was down to 10 men,he seemed to favor them a bit in any 50-50 decisions,but overall,I thought he was okay.

Good riddance to the Duper Eagles

@dayokanu

Why do always have to let everyone know you are a cretin? Manucho was born in March 1983 and joined s Benfica Luanda in 1999 so unless he started playing professional football before March 1999,he couldn't have been 15+, dickhead.

Besides,he only played 12 times between 1999 and 2002,between the ages of 16 and 19.Any body but a schmuck like you will know that its not the age that you sign your first professional contract that is crucial,but how many professional games a purportedly teenage player gets to play.Breno has managed almost double the pro games in the tougher Brazilian league at the age of 18 than Manucho managed in Angola when he hit 19.

Did you say Breno started at 18?You must be an slowpoke.How did someone who started playing since the beginning of 2007,22 games last year,start at 18 when his passport says he was born in October,1989?

Also,being a glib idiot,you fail to realise that unlike United who paid peanuts,Bayern have paid $18m for an age cheat.If they had picked him up for peanuts,nobody will care.

The management of Real Madrid knew what they were doing,unlike the comical management of FC Hollywood.Here is the Wiki entry for Breno:

In December 2007, had officially signed for Bayern München for the release clause of $18m,signing a 4 and a half year deal with the German side.[1] Apart from Bayern München, Real Madrid and A.C. Milan were also interested in signing the Brazilian youngster.[2] Breno refused to sign with Real Madrid after they wanted a bone analysis to prove his young age.

The old man didn't want to be found out He even looks older than Ze Roberto who is 33

Oruma and Obodo don't even play in the same position.Its like comparing Flamini to Fabregas.Having said that,Obodo seems a far better player than Oruma.Not only is he playing in a better league,he has always been a regular whenever fit unlike Oruma who keeps drifting in and out.

This is a clear attempt by Microsoft to outmaneuver Google in the search engine sector.

Yahoo has been faltering of recent,shedding 1000 employees,it was inevitable they will be the subject of a take over bid.

Still need to see if the anti-trust agencies will approve of this deal. I wonder what happens to the Yahoo brand,I guess they will keep it.Someone tried matching up Microsoft/Yahoo features:http://www.istartedsomething.com/20080202/microsoft-yahoo-big-mess-comparison/

Gayners,listen to your god,Arsene Wenger, saying the truth for once Wenger confesses

Chacal:
I didnt get to hear WenGAY's comments on the goal . . . .All i heard him say was Ronaldo would get his VOTE AS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD.
Ferguson's press conference was more interesting . . . Fergie said he is going to appeal to CAF for a REPLAY of the African Cup of Nations and he wished Ghana and Ivory Coast play in the final to keep the players of Arsenal and Chelsea busy.

Its on this link:Wenger [b]shames Nairaland gayners and confesses his admiration for Ronaldo and his free kic[/b]k
For once,Wenger said the truth.

mukina2:
You'll never beat the Arsenal ~ by arsenal away boyz

for I-man

You have never won the Champions League - - - - - by Reality Recordz

**Kedu ihe n'eme gi? Inuru mmanya? Nwunye gi ojuru inye gi ile ahu? Kedu ihe n'ewe gi iwe?

What did I do to you? Did you drink? Did your wife refuse to give you "tongue" Why are you angry?

Why u no kuku write am in English.You dey fear Hurricane Chacal? Category 6,even "7" on your way

**Kedu ihe n'eme gi? Inuru mmanya? Nwunye gi ojuru inye gi ile ahu? Kedu ihe n'ewe gi iwe?

What did I do to you? Did you drink?

Toto no be Yoruba word? You no sabi your language again

Make I get Fashola's Butt Kisser to adminster im medication on you!

Abeg,did those blind Gooners hear Wenger's comments on Ronaldo? He described Ronaldo's freekick as "exceptional",he said "its one of the best he has seen" Yet,these assorted collection of yeast infections,Cesc-fantasist and decomposing old "psychiatrists" want to argue to the contrary

Are they saying Wenger doesn't know what he is talking about?

Millena:
The injury list is mounting. The injury list on Thursday read: Tomas Rosicky (hamstring), Johan Djourou (groin), Denilson (hamstring) and Robin van Persie (thigh) plus Kolo Toure, Emmanuel Eboue and Alex Song are at the African Nations Cup. Then Manuel Almunia (thumb) and Gilberto (back) had to drop out on Friday. AW has only 14 outfield players for the trip to MCity.

The excuses are mounting!

@ I-man,

Anu nkita!!!!!!!!!!( I hope i got that right).
Are u shagging Debosky now or Kitaun?

Your mama toto! "Toto" na the 1st yoruba word wey I learn

Dr Kit,when he is not carrying out his daily role as resident Alausa Fashola Official Butt Kisser,is a highly qualified psychiatrist. His medication will do you a lot of good.

@ritchboi

You want quarrel with every Gayner on here You need to chill out sometimes _{look,who is talking}

His mental halitosis is very infectious, methinks ritchboy and folahann may have been infected

Dr. Kit I think you need to give these boys double dosages pronto

Dr Kit na No1 psychiatrist for this land!!! A world renowned psychiatrist,na im medication cure Chacal of his multiple personality disorder Na why una no dey see Cougar anymore.

Is IDIOCY a MANCHESTER CREED?

Anu ofia!Make you comot dat photo for ur profile wey dey like say u get yeast infection for face.

@Dayokanu

Is Breno really 18? You guys must be the biggest suckers in football.Word on the street says Breno is 28! The only reason Bayern got him in the 1st place was that Real Madrid were wise enough to ask for a genetic test-he declined that knowing full well what will be discovered Only Bayern were stupid enough to stump the cash.

Well,they don't call you FC Hollywood for nothing.

The funny thing is that when United signed Ronaldo for £12m,Wenger said it was a lot of money for a player of that age.He then subsequently signed Reyes that same season

eldee:
i know you are trying to drive a point but i want to say sumn
please, as you said bout giggs and scholes give respect to whom it's due
get your records right before u try to make your point clear
henry average 1 goal per match in his first season at arsenal
and scored 30 in 37 in 2003/2004
another 27 in thirty in 2005/2006
to me those where pretty good records for a converted winger

If Ronaldo's record is 27 goals in 27 appearances;how does 30 in 37 or 27 in 30 equal 1 goal per game?

So by your reckoning,30 in 37=1 goal per game

What is this about not bad for a "converted winger?" How relevant or even logical is it to raise it.So your excuse for Ronaldo's goal scoring record as a winger is that Henry was a "converted striker."

@MC Omo & A40

Make una leave Emperoh alone.

Dude has realised that gaynners are a bunch of brainless,dim witted,wack jobs.

Which other fans on the planet claim Ronaldo's goal wasn't that good? If they aren't busy sniffing each other's undies,they are fantasising about having a gay orgy with the entire Arsenal squad.

Gayners knocking Ronaldo don't need glasses,they need guide dogs.

Emperoh:
Damn outdated, Child Abusing, Frustrated, Deranged and Overbloated Gayners.

That's the spirit!

Bleep "civilised" criticism.

ritchboy:
rumour has it cougar was burnt to death by an angry mob after he got caught shaggin his neighbours dog.

Remember the Papermoon incident. You would be in breach of the Papermoon decree if not that Cougar can't be dead if Chacal is still posting.

dayokanu:
You mean castration worked for you?Nobody noticed you bleeping left in the first place.

That's the problem with dimwits like you.How could anyone notice me leave when I never left? You Bavarians have been reputed to engage in incest and all kinds of perversions so I guess you will actually get a kick out of being castrated.

Who are the heavy weights because I didnt see a Milanista or a Madridista here.

You are putting FC Hollywood on the same pedestal as Serie A and La Liga giants? I guess in Bavaria,the UEFA Cup is where Europe's heavyweights are to be found.

@Debosky

Why don't you take of those blinkers for once and acknowledge true greatness! Did you say the goal "maybe even good"

The Daily Mail described it as "magnificient",the Mirror as a "wonder free kick",the Times as[i] "special"[/i],e.t.c.You think they are all Mancs?