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Jobs/VacanciesThe Town And The Gown by IME1(op): 1:32pm On Jul 02, 2015
Marrying the town and the gown is when we churn out graduates from our tertiary institutions to meet the needs of the society- home and abroad. the gown (convocation gown) and the town (Nigeria and diaspora)
we graduate persons from diverse areas in Nigeria yet we are 'under developed!'
Last year someone once said on NL that,
“Where is the job out there? After 5 years of mental labour in the University, with aging parents and years sliding away and University strikes that impedes Masters Program? Tell me, who will not fall for the offer of a lucrative salary?”
But are we only being educated to make a living\earn a living or also to contribute to the society? The motto of my primary school which we so energetically sung back then in the 80’s and 90’s was,
“Knowledge for service is our aim, our heavenly Father we have come to achieve, our aim!”
There are so many graduates and bound projects\thesis shelved in various university libraries but so little impact on the society, where our needs are numerous. We have Elect\Elect graduates but still have electric power issues. Why can’t they convert their school thesis into something workable? Instead most of our graduates aim to earn mega bucks in oil & gas companies, telecoms companies, multi-national economic firms, ivy league law firms, federal teaching hospitals, international NGOs, lucrative federal parastatals like DPR, SEC, NNPC, NCC, etc.
They are jobs everywhere or and also job seekers! The harvest is plenty but the labourers are few. God Almighty has sent us into this world to fulfil purpose; locate yours and get to work.
I recently discussed this in a conference in the midst of employers of labour, university dons and young graduates and no one could really proffer a way out of this crippling issue of no job but many problems in Nigeria wherein job creation can fix.
God dey

PoliticsRe: World Bank Approves N39.4bn Loan For Ambode by IME1: 1:18pm On Jul 02, 2015
VACANCIES IN NIGERIA
Do you prefer imported products? Please read this: Ever wondered why it ' s so hard to find a job in Nigeria ?
Emeka Nosa Oluwatosin Abubakar had just been retrenched from a high flying job, and now he set out hoping to bounce back into the job market. He started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6a.m. While his coffee pot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG), and bathed with his sponge (FROM SOUTH AFRICA) and soap (from Ivory Coast ) and sprayed his designer perfume (from France ) .
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN BANGLADESH, IMPORTED FROM DUBAI), designer jeans (MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast on his new electric cooker (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN JAPAN) according to BBC (BROADCASTING FROM LONDON) time, he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY AND REFURBISHED IN BELGIUM) and continued his search for a good paying NIGERIAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Chukwu decided to relax for a while. He sat on his leather couch (MADE IN CANADA) reading a best-seller novel (PUBLISHED IN USA).
After a while he wanted to refresh himself. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), to CNN (TRANSMITTED FROM AMERICA) and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in..... NIGERIA...!
LEARN TO PATRONIZE MADE IN NIGERIA GOODS SO THAT WE CAN CREATE MORE JOBS FOR OURSELVES AND LET FOREIGNERS DOING BUSINESS GENERATE THEIR RESOURCES LOCALLY.
ALL THESE LOANS THEY ARE SHARING, THERE IS CONDITION OH...
NYSCRe: Congratulatory Messages For Batch B 2014 Corpers Passing Out Today! by IME1: 1:16pm On Jul 02, 2015
1 Peter 5:5 Putting on your apron of humility is a call to service just like NYSC says service and humility. It is usually for a while, but it is a time of testing and only those who comply to the end will receive the reward. may you passing out corps members go from copper to gold and excel in your future endeavors, in Jesus name, amen.
PoliticsRe: Relax Abortion Laws For B’haram Victims, UN Urges FG by IME1:
Sometimes certain things happen to shake us then we remember that we should rely on God. Even if it feels like death sentence and dangers of death, we can rely on Jesus’ saving help because He conquered the last of our enemies- death. Jesus is surely above everything: death, danger, harm, the devil and his agents. in facing tough decisions about 'unwanted pregnancies' only God can help. but i am yet to see where abortion is the solution, cos there are often long term psychological guilt and emotional trauma afterwards!

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Massive Recruitment At Manish Food Industries, Ogun State by IME1: 1:11pm On Jul 02, 2015
Those who have jobs mock it, condemn it or curse it. some who have jobs dread Mondays, when many are looking for jobs. then they get it and the cycle continues.
eku application
eku employment
RomanceRe: Reasons Why A Lot Of Ladies Who Seek To Marry Still Remain Single by IME1: 1:06pm On Jul 02, 2015
For those groaning and waiting for life partners, we wait now for our whole being to be free even as the Spirit pleads with God for us in groans that cannot be expressed in words.
Are you waiting for a life partner\spouse or child or job or admission or promotion or approval or test results? Are you waiting? Know this:
Romans 8:18, 25 ... what we suffer at those present time cannot be compared at all with the glory that is going to be revealed to us. But if we hope for what we do not see, we wait for it with patience.
Since we are His children, we will possess the blessings He keeps for His people, and we will also possess with Christ what God has kept for Him, for if we share Christ’s suffering, we will also share His glory (Romans 8:17)
God be with you
Christianity EtcYour Attitude To Your Faith by IME1(op): 1:05pm On Jul 02, 2015
Hi
I saw this on a friend's FB page and I decided to share it here, maybe we can ponder and reason together.
I think it is a great issue that although there are many people who profess and confess Christianity and Christ but have their hearts far from him, so much so that very few people get led to Jesus by our 'witnessing' in lifestyles not our words. it is kinda embarrassing and sad that we have so many pastors, Christians, churches and ministries (tract, TV, gospel musicians, gospel movies, etc) and yet evil prevails and many are still without Jesus! these remaining ones who are not believers in Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour are not the ones who perpetuate these evils majorly. its still done by 'christians' or people who profess fear of God in other faiths! na wa oh!
i'm starting with myself, let my life bear witness of God's mercy, grace and way,truth&life.
here is the FB message

"Christians are to enjoy life and enjoy one another. When children see no joy in their home, no joy in your Christianity, they will not be attracted by it. When they see you excited about going to a club, party, shopping malls, cinema, fast food, or watching television, and then dragging around to do spiritual things- like prayers, praising and bible study, they will soon get the idea that Christianity does not mean much to you. Your attitude will rub off.

My wife says that the best way to get a child to eat his food, vegetables and fruits is to see his parents enjoying theirs. Our children will not be attracted to Christ if we make Him seem dull. - BG!!"

as edited by moi!
great new month NL

PoliticsRe: Modupe Ozolua Visits Communities Destroyed By Boko Haram by IME1: 12:51pm On Jul 02, 2015
(repeated)
Jesus is Lord. being Christ-like you must have compassion and interest in happenings around you that you can help alleviate.
God bless Modupe and her initiative and all other organizations, individuals and govt organizations that are truly helping people in various IDP camps.
if you are able
please visit any of the IDP camps and show some love
be it in cash or kind
today it is them in North-East, tomorrow it could be another region.
God bless and keep Nigeria

PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Arrives Adamawa To Visit IDP Camps In The State by IME1: 12:48pm On Jul 02, 2015
Jesus is Lord. being Christ-like you must have compassion and interest in happenings around you that you can help alleviate.
God bless Presido and VP.
if you are able
please visit any of the IDP camps and show some love
be it in cash or kind
today it is them in North-East, tomorrow it could be another region.
God bless and keep Nigeria

BusinessRe: How Can I Invest A N100,000 And Make Profit Without Working by IME1: 2:16pm On May 20, 2015
ogaofficer:
fgn bond come back and thank me later
how is it done and how long would it take to get your profit. also what re d risks
BusinessRe: How Can I Invest A N100,000 And Make Profit Without Working by IME1: 2:09pm On May 20, 2015
This advert on TV about FGN bonds is it anything to go by?
please experts with regards to bonds and stock advice the
general house let's know whether or not to invest in it,
as a suggestion to the op
God bless
Nairaland GeneralWhy Does Sex Sell by IME1(op): 4:32pm On May 19, 2015
Why does 's.ex' sell
many people readily click on topics that border on sex
people are quick to buy printed materials (books, magazines, etc) about sex
friends talk excitedly wen it is about sex
music intrigues people wen d lyrics re sexual
even cartoons, series, sit-coms, movies, documentaries, etc wen sex is mentioned it gets many people's attention.
yes not everyone but many people old n young, married or unmarried, Christian or unChristian, rich or poor
clergy or lay faithfuls, educated or uneducated!
what is it really?
America generally (i guess out of its stance on liberality and free-ness not freedom) popularized sex over and above many countries in their government, adverts, streets, religion and policies. since many countries like to take ques from them, this sex craze seems to be spreading like wild fire.
sex is good in itself but it has been corrupted. people say what is good n original is often corrupted like medicine, law, fashion, money, friendships and all.
sex is trully beautiful and good wen done in a marriage union between a man and woman.
sex outside of this is corrupt and misused
sex is a private matter like the colour of a guy's boxers or the bra size of a lady
it is not the business of the public
sex can b taught in schools for educational purposes
discussed between a Dr n d patient
talked about between parents n children, spouses, counselors and all
but wen sex is brought up in a song or cartoon or Frontpage and social media
it brings a sacred issue to the open for irrelevant comments n third parties
if sex tingles or excites you, it is a problem
if it doesn't, it doesn't mean u'r frigid, a eunuch or bloodless, it means u respect the sanctity of marriage, the act of sex and the people involved.
why should i care about how Mr. A n Miss have sex or how Alhaji C n Hajia D do it
why shld i care what a musician thinks abt it from Tonto Dike to 50 cents to P2 to Beyonce to Olamide to R.Kelly to Marvin Gay to even salt n pepper? why share d thought
there re so many things we could share in life- fun stories, issues, challenges, tragedies, jokes, politics, sports, health rather than telling others about your sexapades, fantasies or 49 shades or porn flicks!
please consider-
Likewise urge the younger men to control themselves. Show yourself in all respects a model of good deeds, and in your teaching show integrity, gravity,
and sound speech that cannot be censured, so that an opponent may be put to shame, having nothing evil to say of us.
Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how you ought to answer every one.
For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks.
Pleasant words are like a honeycomb, sweetness to the soul and health to the body.
Set a guard over my mouth, O LORD, keep watch over the door of my lips!
Let the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart be acceptable in thy sight, O LORD, my rock and my redeemer.
"Should a wise man answer with windy knowledge, and fill himself with the east wind? Should he argue in unprofitable talk, or in words with which he can do no good?

God bless us all
CelebritiesRe: Pics: Teju Babyface's Wife Mugged On Eko Bridge, Her Car Windows Smashed by IME1: 3:46pm On Apr 30, 2015
lion come person neighbour house
e no help, and him fit help o undecided
tomorrow that lion go bold come d person house
him too go shout no body go listen
'all those boys have started again'
will institutionalize them
and give them audacity
let's nip it in d bud before water go pass garri
and the thing go escalate
how can people rob in traffic?
with all the men in cars around
and women
if all the men come out (and the touts may not have guns oh)
all the women come out and scream or shout grin
it will frighten them and scare them off i tell you
there is power in number and solidarity
forget oh people they face gun en mass and dey succeed oh
wetin do d saying that we should be our 'brother's' keeper
whether na celeb wife or civil servant mother
it is important to us and of public concern.
God bless Nigeria
PoliticsRe: A Rare Pic Of President Jonathan And GMB Rocking Sandals. by IME1: 10:58am On Apr 29, 2015
when u think of certain regions and ascribe only lowly things to them it shows hate, bigotry and deceit.
when ur mind goes to the North you think of cattle, forgetting they have highly educated people.
when u talk of the East u say they like money and piracy and fake products but u forget they have intellectuals, and pious, religious men.
when u mention South you ascribe them to fishing and oil bunkering and environmental polution but you forget they have produced highest government officials and sports and highest university persons.
when u talk of the West do u talk of cocoa farmers? u talk of professors and media celebrities.
let's learn to celebrate all of Nigeria, remember when foreigners talk abt us they often view us as poor and backward bt we knw d true picture.
i am privileged to have travelled and lived in the North, South, East and West and even midddle belt of Nigeria and i tel u, no side has d monopoly of good or bad, they exist evry where n we must celebrate good and starve d bad.
if all u see is cattle rearer and a fisherman's son in d op's 1st pic then u see only d bars of the window ignoring d beautiful setting sun outside.
God bless Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Governor Okorocha Dressed As A Secondary School Student by IME1: 12:01pm On Apr 10, 2015
Education can be free or not free
Awolowo gave\facilitated free education and it was qualitative, people did not abuse the privilege of free education. they were taught well and learnt well.
Donor agencies, government give scholarships and enable people go to school free, this doesn't make the learning or teaching sub-standard

Go to many private universities and even secondary schools were they pay alot of money, many of the students toy with it and are generally unserious having poor grades.
Many people have paid normal fees in schools and have gone out into the society unable to write or speak properly.

Therefore, whether school is free or not does not determine its value. Who would value education will value it.

It is often said that some of the best things of life are free such as air, life, true love, family and friends, good jobs, water, sunlight, rain, quietness, peace, ability to sleep naturally, and so on.

In as much as i have never personally evaluated the educational standard in Imo State, if the man is giving free education, all well and good. This is what many politicians say in their manifestos and fail to deliver upon victory. Prayer is that it would last and be sustainable.

Whatever went wrong with the free education in the Western part of Nigeria. Also many states in the North also provide free tuition, feeding, uniforms and books to primary and secondary school students; and some give stipends to their polytechnic and Colleges of whatever (education or agriculture) students.

Nigeria go better, Africa go better, my people go better oh, Nigeria go better.

God bless
PoliticsRe: Simbiat Angela Folarin, Wife Of Oyo PDP Candidate On Bike As She Campaigns by IME1: 2:07pm On Apr 08, 2015
make she no fall o

bt really the things people do 4 politics are funny

do they really think in this day n age that people re gullible esp. Nigerians?

see as she dey make im orderly n d other bodyguard dey run after the motorcycle?

did Senior ANgela ever enter a bike all these while b4 this campaigning train?

God bless you all
EducationRe: C.K Ayo Presents At Harvard University by IME1: 1:53pm On Apr 08, 2015
Mishydoo:
q
Chukwugekwu:
Hmmm
niceguy7:
K
techie02:
Free tutorial browse free, make free call, watch DSTV free, send free SMS, make money online etc check www.nairaclass.com/forum
niceguy7:
K
people we should use our opportunities to better the society and promote where we are coming from (Nigeria). instead of booking space with alphabets n d likes let's drop a comment or commendation.

What we can do with this information is to celebrate the man, university and country at large.
Also it serves as an inspiration to others that one day too they could be selected from many to speak at an Internationally acclaimed university and top Ivy league university such as Harvard.
People no be beans to do that.
kudos to all my fed unis n state unis n private unis i celebrate wt u all.

Prof. i duff my hat, we see you wink
God bless Nigeria and us all, amen.
HealthRe: Simple Tip On How To Reduce Body Fat And Subsequent Size. by IME1: 1:40pm On Apr 08, 2015
okay
fitness tips always seem easy but when it comes to doing it seems difficult.
But we should keep at it, becomes some times no pains no gains.

PS: i know say na business, but please let us be careful with what we take in order to avoid adverse side-effects, be them orthodox or traditional or Far-Eastern (Asian countries like China or India) drugs, herbals or supplements.

Y-O-L-O
CelebritiesRe: Who Rocked It Better? Rihanna, Kylie Jenner Or Beyonce by IME1: 6:56pm On Apr 03, 2015
na wa oh i no know say this people dey wear this kain skirt oh... they all look fine now, op wetin u want may u talk, dey no b d same na... meanwhile
today is a good day wink

Christianity EtcHelp Compile A List Of Orphanages In Different Parts Of Nigeria by IME1(op): 6:38pm On Apr 03, 2015
Hi NL
mods pls move to the right section if this section is wrong, thanks.

Nairalanders & our associates please can we compile a list of names and addresses of orphanages and juvenile welfare homes in Nigeria, especially in Edo, Delta, Enugu, Lagos, Abuja, Ekiti, Oyo, Sokoto, Plateau, Taraba, Adamawa, Ebonyi states for the benefit of people who want to visit. But this period should not only be the time for alms giving every time of the year should be the time of giving.
Be inspired, motivated and encouraged

PoliticsWhere Are Their Own Flesh And Blood by IME1(op): 2:08pm On Mar 26, 2015
I just read this from a friend's facebook page and would like you all to also read and ponder.
please i beg u i no folow join any party or candidate oh i beg i no join any propaganda but i still have freedom of speech, expression and association i beg o i no edit am no b me write am oh


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Buhari child Zara Is Paying Over 12millionNaira
as School Fees
Developing Her
Future and Career.
*Jonathan's Children Have Being Moved To
London
For Studies and Residence while Developing
Their
Career and living In Affluence.....
*Atiku Abubakar Children Are Abroad
Schooling....
*Tinubu's Children Are Abroad Schooling and
Living
in Affluence,
They Are All Developing and Investing In their
Children To Continue To Rule Us After They Are
Gone.....
You are there As A Jobless Graduate Wearing
APC
and PDP Customized Vest
And Polo, Chanting
"Change" Holding Brooms and Carrying
Umbrellas
Chanting "Transformation"
Killing Yourself,
Fomenting Trouble and Constituting Nuisance
to the Society because of Peanuts
that can't make you
a better person......
Stop Being A Disgrace To Your Discipline, Stop
Wearing APC Vest and Carrying PDP Umbrellas
Because That is the Wish of Politicians For
You...
They Know If You have a Good Job, They Can't
Use
You As A Thug / Propagandist.
If Buhari will Not Bring All His Ten Children To
the
Street For Campaign
And Jonathan Will not Bring
his Children and Blood Brothers To The
Street For Campaign,
Then You are a Disgrace To
Your Family If You Don't Stop Masquerading
Yourself As PDP and APC Agents,
Because Up Till Now, I have Never Seen Buhari
's Children and
Jonathan's Children On The Street Wearing APC
Vest
and Holding Brooms,
Neither Have I seen
Jonathan's Children Carrying The PDP Umbrella
Even
On Social Media Let Alone In the Street....
To whom brain is given, Sense is expected!
Just Vote.
No violence
Happy election week peeps! Spread the news!
Gbam n vote wisely! Vote 4 ur tomorrow! Vote
4 ur children children. God bless us all
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okay na here the FB post end.
i agree 83% grin
PoliticsRe: Edo APC Hails State CAN BOSS For Rejecting Jonathan’s Bribe by IME1: 3:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
Edo wa ko yo
remembering those days when one 'good' child would come and rat\report\disclose to his mother what his other siblings did, to earn points. Who cares about politics. i just came here to give my opinion about the 'write-up'
Edo tuale!!!
Wa mo
ara sir
Christianity EtcRe: Five things Nigerian Pastors do by IME1: 2:40pm On Mar 02, 2015
make you na leave pastor matter
you na don dey join comedians laff on top pastor matter
why u no pik another profession
calling talk
pastor pastor pastor
even pastor pikin go dey join u na dey laff
e no dey relevant weda ur pastor dey break bottle or na 4 by 4
no be all pastors join

meanwhile i saw this on my 'senior' cousin's page and i tot to share:
Prevent yourself & your spouse from diabetes. A couple that have been married for 20yrs were recently diagnosed with diabetes. Findings showed that they both contacted the disease as a result of the names they call each other such as honey, sweety, sugar, sweetheart and chocolate. Start calling ur spouse names like yoyobitter, bitterkola,dogoyaro, bitterleaf, bitterlemon, alabukun, oroki, epa ijebu, pakurumo e.t.c........ Don't laugh alone share with friends
Happy new month. May this month be a month of laughter for you. Amen.
WebmastersRe: POST -your- Website/blog- For- REVIEW by IME1: 7:38pm On Feb 26, 2015
CrimeRe: Nigerian Navy Arrests 7 Suspects For Stowing Away In A Foreign Vessel [pictured] by IME1: 10:45am On Feb 26, 2015
it is not today
some go by desert
some by suitcases
some go through engine
others go through stomach
many go through visa+plane+passport
but multitudes have gone, are going and want to go
why?
why not?
but it is not a mistake that we are here, when it is time, we would do it the right way.
#saynotoillegalporting#
God bless Nigeria

PoliticsRe: GEJ In German Hospital!! by IME1: 1:07pm On Feb 25, 2015
just like there was a call for government officials to have their children go to Nigerian public schools so should they use public hospitals. i have not heard of leaders of great countries run to other countries for medical issues. it can even lead to a breach of security and lack of regard. and they want foreigners to come and invest? how have they themselves invested in Nigeria? health-wise, education-wise, industry -wise?
it is alright!

PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Terrorists Captured By Cameronian Soldiers ( Photo) by IME1: 12:59pm On Feb 25, 2015
In God we trust. Dear lovers of peace, upholders of justice and people who love, the soldiers are doing their job, so don't worry, it is well; isn't it? it is!

BusinessRe: Hard Times For Banks As MDAs Close Accounts Friday by IME1: 12:57pm On Feb 25, 2015
Dear bank accounts owners do not worry... all is well

CrimeRe: This Is The New Way Of Robbing In Lagos by IME1: 12:28pm On Feb 25, 2015
it is well... one day for the thief, the rest for the owner, amen? amen!

CrimeRe: Assassination Of Abuja Bizman: Suspect Implicates Deceased’s Best Friend by IME1: 12:23pm On Feb 24, 2015
Reflecting on Isaiah 40:6, I’ll say that humans have the same life expectancy as grass! When the flowers and grasses see the wind coming they know anything can happen. They do what they can while they stand. But we humans hardly count our days. We often have ‘bigger than life’ mentality that ‘nothing dey happen’ but in reality anything can happen at any time. So let us be wise and number our days that we may live right.
- TLF
My God both the killed and the killer would face judgment and both would live in the memories of those they leave behind.
May his soul rest in peace
#saynotoassassination#
Jokes EtcRe: Mothers Know Best- Joke!!! by IME1(op): 12:17pm On Feb 24, 2015
Zedric:
The dude copied, edited and pasted the writeup to try and pretend to be smart
"smarter" dude read the last line of the post where I said no me write am!

to hate is a unhealthy

Have a good day

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