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Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Shares New Video After Stepping Out With Billionaire husband by imitateMe(m): 8:15am On Apr 30, 2019
Richimills:
What if she's in love with the man? Just saying..
We all should mind our businesses
What if he is so poor? Do you think she'll marry him and flaunt it on the media??
Romance › Re: Wedding Pictures Of Nairaland's Mrofficer by imitateMe(m): 3:17pm On Apr 29, 2019
fatymore:
awnnnn...so nice.

any single force man here.

PS: I don't want policeman
I'm a penice man wink
Romance › Re: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter Get Married by imitateMe(m): 2:59pm On Apr 29, 2019
My wife, where are you? Oya DM me right now!!
Romance › Re: Lady Drops Her Number On Man's Windscreen - Find Out What Happens Next by imitateMe(m): 2:46pm On Apr 29, 2019
franchasng:
Ladies don't try this if you are not obviously beautiful and sexy, if not, it will end in hit-and-run cry

If you are an obviously beautiful/hot lady, not the beauty-is-in-the-eyes-of-the-beholder type of beauty oh, you can get the man of your dreams if you apply this method but I repeat, only if you are obviously beautiful wink
Lol...not the beauty is in the eyes of the beholder type of beauty cheesy
Romance › Re: Lady Ignores A Guy's Chat, Twitter Users React ( Photos ) by imitateMe(m): 8:29am On Apr 29, 2019
Sugar97:
He even said "Good day Ma"
Hello ma
Romance › Re: Sleeping Groom: Man Slept Off During His Traditional Wedding (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 8:25am On Apr 29, 2019
SugarMuffin:
These people did not even pity their kids sad ehn, if wife no fine, husband suppose fine small now lipsrsealed
That's why I have to marry you, as I no fine wink
Romance › Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by imitateMe(m): 12:15am On Apr 27, 2019
ozy4christ:
someone showed me that stuff on video call one day and I was like does this thing happens,jess.just blocked him ASAP.
I was the guy.
Health › Re: How Do I Cure This Pile, Please Help? by imitateMe(m): 12:03am On Apr 27, 2019
Houseofglam7:
Dude,send me a private message.
I'll get you em drugs for free.
Okay dear. I don't need drugs, I only need ur kiss wink
Romance › Re: As A Lady, You Can Prove That You Love A Guy In The Following Ways by imitateMe(m): 7:49pm On Apr 26, 2019
obembet:
As long as the guy is a Nigerian, He will still mess up. Sell all your father's properties amd give him, he will stil cheat on u. Its beta to be alone. Guys...
Which one have you done?
Fashion › Re: Mr South Africa Finalists Ridiculed On Social Media For Looking Like Criminals by imitateMe(m): 5:24pm On Apr 25, 2019
LisaAnne:
only the last guy is manageable
That's me. Thanks
Romance › Re: Virginity Is The Best Wedding Gift Any Man Would Receive, Says Nigerian Man by imitateMe(m): 11:04am On Apr 25, 2019
virgoquin:
undecided

what about the man Mr poster don't you know that a man's virginity is the best thing he can offer his wife.

Not some wrinkled and shrink looking dick that he will offer his wife.grin

chastity pays for both genders stop making it to be compulsory for only females.

By the way all these talks about virginity has been overstretched for too long it's getting boring now...yawns�
Shut up ur smelly mouth! Can you prove a man's virginity? The man foots the bills. The best you can do is keep yourself for him! undecided
Romance › Re: Lady Trolls Guy For Sliding Into Her DM, Gets Blasted ( Photos) by imitateMe(m): 8:02am On Apr 25, 2019
Preshy561:
But that's true.
You will see a boy that's meant to be calling you Aunty, a boy of 17 years chyking his aunty.

Una no deh know una mate atall.
Love is Mateless. grin We can mate, if you don't mind grin
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani: "My Friend Influenced My Divorce From My Husband" by imitateMe(m): 2:50pm On Apr 23, 2019
Of course. What do you expect from creatures who paint their faces and bleach just to get attention from the opposite sex?
Fish Brainnnnnnn!!!! grin grin
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Bayelsa After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Graphic by imitateMe(m): 2:47pm On Apr 23, 2019
soul95:
With this reasoning faculty of yours, I can only shake my head in pity
I blow you right now. Can you feel it?
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Bayelsa After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Graphic by imitateMe(m): 9:04am On Apr 23, 2019
soul95:
Looks like he made a last minute change of mind little too or he was murdered and someone is trying to cover it up as a suicide
So a dead man can raise his hand up? That's interesting!
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Bayelsa After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Graphic by imitateMe(m): 9:02am On Apr 23, 2019
charlsecy:
amaniro, Abfinest007, Auxtin85, GAZZUZZ, OMG1, charliboy654, watuma, yeman2012.

Death erection. It's observed mainly in people who have died by hanging, even on female as their clitoris becomes engorged. Victims of a firing squad may also experience such.

See how tight the rope is around his neck. The erection is also pointer that he was hanged, or he hung himself.
We are talking about hand here, you dey talk erection. What's his hand doing on his neck while standing vertically?
Bloggers at work here.
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Bayelsa After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Graphic by imitateMe(m): 8:54pm On Apr 22, 2019
JasonScoolari:
I don't feel pity for any fool who commits suicide because of a man/woman.

I don't know how some people will decide to take their own precious life because they got jilted by one good for nothing m0ron.

There are so many ways to subdue the evil spirit called depression and suicide is not one of them.

Pendo, you died a fool and may the Host of hell torment you every seconds over there.

The coward prick still dey alive. grin

May Heaven's bless that Chineye Okoroabia with the last comment. grin


Call me evil or any of the unprintable names your brain can come up with, I don talk my mind.
Look at his hand on his neck? You really were fooled.
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Bayelsa After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Graphic by imitateMe(m): 8:52pm On Apr 22, 2019
People no wise oo. How can he be dead and his hand is suspended on his neckhuh
Family › Re: "Never Allow Your Wife To Be More Successful Than You" - Man "Nigerians React" by imitateMe(m): 3:23pm On Apr 21, 2019
Daeylar:
Not surprising.
That's how many of them think.

I don't like this submission of a thing and will never subscribe to it because the men and husbands who swear by it never want to submit to their wives if submission was such a good thing as they claim.
However I would assume that if a woman really wants to "submit" to you. She would do so because she believes you are worth it.
Not because you're using your money to control and lord over her.
Are you alright at all?
Crime › Re: I Raped Her At Gunpoint To Regain My Respect - Rapist Tells Police by imitateMe(m): 6:20pm On Apr 20, 2019
Daeylar:
SMH
Another example of idiotic misogynistic men who have no regard for women but yet feel entitled to same women
Made advances. She said no multiple times. Yet you disregard it and keep pestering her to the point she had to scream at you in public. You carry a gun, rape her at gun point and blame her for her rape.


Wish they could Castrate him, cut off his hands and his tongue So he has no way to rape or arrange the rape of another lady ever again. Then throw him in jail.


Cc nextstep. See why I don't like men who continue to pester after a lady tells them No?
Feminist. . .
Romance › Re: Excited Man Standing Behind A Lady On A Queue. Photos by imitateMe(m): 6:13pm On Apr 19, 2019
jackals:
Lols.Do you have evidence?

What did I wear that day
FYM. You're a man jor
Romance › Re: Excited Man Standing Behind A Lady On A Queue. Photos by imitateMe(m): 3:39pm On Apr 19, 2019
jackals:
Lols.

I remember few days ago, I was on que at the ATM and I observed on heaavenly cute young guy at my back was rocking his manhood on my backside, I checked him out and he's handsome, I just follow the rude dey enjoy it,lols. The idiot later doublecrossed me and collceted my number tho. He has not even called since.
I'm the guy. Resend your number pls cool
Can I also see your a sample of your ass for reverification.
Romance › Re: "My Fiancée Called Off Our Wedding, Dumped Me For A Military Man She Just Met" by imitateMe(m): 3:31pm On Apr 19, 2019
Woman only love and respect guys that don't care about them. Learn bro
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Flashes Her Engagement Ring, Says Followers Are Not Always Fans by imitateMe(m): 8:34am On Apr 19, 2019
TooNoisy:
This girl is way too young for what she is getting herself into. Where are her parents? I will really love to hear their views.
Her mother supports her. Remember women can do anything for money?
Education › Re: Dr N. Osadebe: UNN Lecturer Victimizing Final Year Student Exposed by imitateMe(m): 8:26am On Apr 19, 2019
Exactly why Nigeria won't progress! Education is what remains with you after you have forgotten what you were taught at school. Most Nigerian lecturers, leaders and stakeholders only went to school to bag degrees, them no get sense. They are all animals.
Crime › Re: Ladies Beat Man For Defecating In Public In Lagos, Strip Him Unclad (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 4:39am On Apr 19, 2019
Admin401:
Don't human being _shit again? Na only ritualist sabi _shit?

This country weak me.
Poverty and illiteracy have eaten deep in their lives. And some of them went to school o
Crime › Re: Ladies Beat Man For Defecating In Public In Lagos, Strip Him Unclad (Photos) by imitateMe(m): 4:38am On Apr 19, 2019
mistyebby:
After this beating, the man wont try such again. Didnt he see a bush or somewhere hidden? He had evil intentions.

We keep supporting evil angry
Evil intentions by defecating? Africans sha....smh
Celebrities › Re: Adediwura Becky Shares Throwback Photo: "How I Got Big Breast Still Baffles Me" by imitateMe(m): 9:19pm On Apr 18, 2019
NobleAngell:
Whats so surprising? There isn't much difference in that. What should surprise you is the complexion change. Did the dark skin shed off just like during metamorphosis? Or you just happen to be a chameleon that changes color.
She didn't bleach. That's evidence of good living jare.
Crime › Re: 35-Year-Old Man Defiles 5-Year-Old Girl Who Came To Watch Cartoon In Anambra by imitateMe(m): 5:10pm On Apr 18, 2019
adontcare:
like I mentioned earlier, I don't trust anyone. Even females. Let's leave matter for Matthias'
Hmmm....that's serious.

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