₦airaland Forum

11million ke..

Madam there are more than 90million Nigerians that are poor...

Op.. Lemme tell you this: An average Hausa/Fulani man hate the Igbos more than any race in the world...

So forget about the racism the Somalians has for us and talk about the racism we have for each other..

Some Buharitists will start calling him wailer

Anambra - The Light if The Nation..

My State is doing well.

aragonchuks:
studied industrial physics but doing something better with my life now

Physics is too abstract walahi..

I'm studying Physics Education..

I love the "Education" part and every thing about it. But physics? a capital NO

This is what one girl told me yesterday night while I was chatting with her...

"Mek we stay for the same room and quarantine our selves na �"

Upton:
Not true. According to worldometer, the first reported case in the US was January 20th while Nigeria's was February 27th. That's more than a month apart

You're correct

IMASTEX:
Joe are you scared of saying the obvious? Since when did politicians start looting 80% of budgeted funds. If that was the case Nigeria would have long been better. 95% of the money will be looted.

Abi oh....

TIGRITIS:
Let's assume the total donation is 50 billion. If this is to be shared among 200 million Nigerians, how much do you think will be your share? N250.
And if Otedola is to share his 1.5 billion, how much is your share? N7.5
How much were you expecting? 200k? Lol.

Don't be a dunce...

I know it requires N2trillion for every Nigerian to get N10k each..
But its a known fact that this money will not be used for what it was donated for..

What I'm saying is that the donors should go to the streets and share the money themselves especially the streets of Lagos.. Now that many States are on lockdown it will be easier...

Lalasticala
Seun
Mynd44

All these Donors should share these money to the masses by themselves..

Our leaders are G.O.A.Ts (greatest of all time) when it comes to thieving.. As usual they will embezzle 80% of this money..

Ayoefa:
Is it TRAMP that came to the conclusion that the medicine can help? Nope, it was French and South Korean Doctor. TRAMP just spoke about it while the study wa still ongoing.

What you said about the French and South Korean Doctors might be true.. But then, they needed a renowned voice for the world's acceptance..
And guess whose voice it was....










DONALD TRUMP

Ayoefa:
Why? Na Ipob and pdp that came up with the science behind the test or na IPOB miscreants dey manufacture the "melecine"?

Buharitists are known Anti-Trump...

After reading this, Buharitists and Buharideens will wail their hearts out and desert this thread like...

Gazzy88:
Oshey professor of economics. 10k is too small jàre, why not 100k for all Nigerians so that we can "enjoy"? I wish you were beside me right now, I have a gift for someone like you.

For you to give each Nigerian N100k each you need N20 trillion...

Covert whatever gift you have to Naira and send it across..

kingjrofficial:
do wat wit 10k

If a family of 4 is given N10k each... N40k should enough to buy food stuffs that will serve them for 3weeks.. (For an average Nigerian though)

SE governors are shaming me..

Then no dey see weting Lagos, Delta, Rivers and the likes are doing..

How can a whole state gov't purchase only 2 Ambulances and still went on to post it on SM..?

They should remember that after Lagos, southeast states is the most jam parked States..

If this virus should find its way to the streets of Igbo States, then Italy's case would be a kid's play...

Esseite:
Lock down the whole country?... do you foot your Bills?

As they are locking down the country stimulus disbursement should follow suit..

A welcome development.

Government should lockdown the whole country and then embark on a massive Covid-19 testing all over the Nation..

Every goddamn citizen should be tested..
Once an individual is tested N10k should be given to the person instantly..

shilenji:
Lol

I don't even know if this is the write section to post this or I should have posted it in the jokes section cause I can't stop laughing. I was marking the test my students wrote before school activities was cancelled in Nigeria and I came across the scripts of a boy in ss2 class, since then I can't seen to stop laughing(me being their physics teacher) so I decided to share it on this platform so y'all can join me in laughing.

Owk

Italy's medical personnel are really trying..

majamajic:
They should simply sit at home

They have been sitting at home since 3weeks ago

This is not for 60% or more of Nigerians who don't have up to N20,000 in their savings..

ekestic1976:
Your father's house is the next epicenter of COVID-19 after Lagos.

why e pain you like this nah.

I mean no harm..

Oyo the epicenter after Lagos..

Owk

I doff my hat for them..

I've lived almost all my life here in the north..
And I can tell you that an average Hausa/Fulani Man of 50yrs and below is violent in nature..

The word Bura Ubanka and Duri Uwarki is their slang which means Your father's penis and Your Mother's uterus respectively.

If a young boy offends his mother, upon all the insulting word in the world, she will all always say ka Chi duri uwarka, meaning eat your mother's kpekus..
"ka" is he while "ki" is she

And the average Hausa/Fulani man is fraudulent.. Forget what they usually portray online..
Their own examination malpractices is second to none.
They can cut corners for Africa
Need not to tell you guys about quota system.. The word merit is not in their dictionary...
e.t.c

Limitededition10:
is there still hope for Nigeria?


Just imagine the unlimited number of people looking for free money.

Both wailers and Bmcs alike.

Quite unfortunate.

May God save us all.

awuf dey sweet for belle

Op
You're smart