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Politics › Re: List Of Private Jet Owners In Nigeria (pictures) by Immatex(m): 11:48am On Jul 19, 2015
Tinubu is not corrupt, yet holds a fleet of jets and dines with St. Buhari.
Kalu is not corrupt yet Abia State is an expansive village.
The Borno man is not corrupt yet BH is 'Made In Borno'.
The clergy man and Others mentioned here are very free to own a fleet of 10 private jets if they care.
Politics › Re: Photos: President buhari departs for us by Immatex(m): 11:35am On Jul 19, 2015
So rain no dey beat Amaechi and his crewhuh
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: The Nigerian Big Man Umbrella Syndrome Compare Rotimi Amaechi & 2 Others by Immatex(m): 11:30am On Jul 19, 2015
Inability to hold umbralla is a sign a ........... disease/alimenthuh?
Politics › Re: PHOTO: President Buhari Departs Nigeria For The United States by Immatex(m): 11:27am On Jul 19, 2015
World News
Jokes Etc › Re: Man Of God Also Dey Fear by Immatex(m): 9:46pm On Jul 17, 2015
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
The two at the gate.
Business › Re: CBN Probes Naira Depreciation In Parallel Market by Immatex(m): 9:13pm On Jul 17, 2015
GenOrumov:
Either you are plain ignorant of what basic economics is in a country like Nigeria where things are upside down (which is caused by greedy people) or you're just not knowledgeable in anything.

What is happening wasn't caused by northern BDC's just for the sole purpose of discrediting the CBN governor but by thieves and greedy people who want to make quick bucks by forcing the naira down by all means and knowing they can get away with it because its Nigeria.

Even if a foreigner heads the CBN, these crooks will do the same thing over again. They won't have a problem with any CBN governor notwithstanding wherever he's from so far he allows them have a field day against Nigeria's economy and the naira.
I will pretend not to have seen your insults.
The said theives, where do they come out, South, East, West or Northhuh.
Which Nigerian Ethnic nationality leads in the BDC business, South, East, West or Northhuh
Which of them buys the most dollars, South, East , West or Northhuh
I have no doubt that the answers vindicate my strongly held convinction that our fallen Naira rate is the result of deliberate attempts by the Northern Cabals to discredit a CBN man from the South.
At the fullness of time this cabal will visit the president and mount pressure on him to change this man which is what he will do without a second thought and replace him with a childhood retired 1970 banker.
Apologies to anyone who feels offended to hear this blunt truths.
Business › Re: CBN Probes Naira Depreciation In Parallel Market by Immatex(m): 9:00pm On Jul 17, 2015
Coolcash1:
This is the dumbest post ever on NL....Stop celebrating your ignorance publicly. If you don't have any sensible thing to say its more honourable you just take a walk.
You can say all you like, the choice is yours, its a free world.
But let me go on record to insist that this government of the North for the North will not make the most improverished Northerners any better than they are now.
They will only continue to play catch-up with the South, West and East because they little or no leverage on the Nigerian State hence their desperation.
Business › Re: CBN Probes Naira Depreciation In Parallel Market by Immatex(m): 8:16pm On Jul 17, 2015
Aboki change my dollar
$1 for N242
Aboki refused but only to me at $1 for N185
But when I returned to buy same dollars I sold, I bought at N245 to $1
So, it goes to show that this dollar issue is only a sabotage by the Northern BDC operators against a South-eastern CBN governor.
It is the case of giving a dog a bad name so as to hang him.
Soon Mr. President will terminate the appointment of the governor. Then the coup would have succeeded.
Buhari can never be trusted if he continues his divisive governance.
Education › Re: Maltina Teacher Of The Year Competition 2015 by Immatex(m): 1:44pm On Jul 10, 2015
We at NB PLC have what it takes to reward hard-work, commitment and intelligence. This innovative reward program for Nigerian Teachers will go a long way to proving our commitment to the development of quality education in the secondary level for the Nigerian child. Therefore spread word and get all teachers you know to participate.
Celebrities › Re: 100level Uniport Girl Annes Shares Her N"ude Photos On Twitter by Immatex(m): 2:38pm On Jun 21, 2015
hmmm
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Paul Okoye Shares Lovely Family Photos To Celebrate Father's Day {pic} by Immatex(m): 2:34pm On Jun 21, 2015
k, nice pics
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Immatex(m): 3:46pm On May 09, 2015
njuwo:
one day four friends Anointed. Emmanuel.
Michael..and Sam went to the burial ceremonyu
of their friend in a certain village in ghana.
it is the custom and tradition of the village
that when a deceased is about to be buried,
his friends will put something in his/ her
casket.
Anointed had nothing to give at the moment
so he assisted the women in cooking and
serving foods and drinks to guests. that was
all he did.
Emmanuel put into the casket some expensive
wine worth of $3500. He said ''bros keep
shining your eyes till we meet again...good
bye''
Michael counted a reasonable amount of
money ($5,000) and put in the casket and
Said "my dear i could have given u more than
this, but due to economic crises in our
country , this is only what i can afford
now..use it to upkeep yourself till we meet
together once again''
The last person Sam wrote a cheque of $
15,000 put in the casket and collected
michael's $5000 and said. "nna you know that
the journey is too far, so i gave u the cheque
of fifteen thousand dollars, if you get to the
land of death, pls withdraw the whole
amount. my own ten thousand dollars plus
michael's five thousand dollars is fifteen
thousand dollars,,i have collected my change,
so all of the money is yours...try and be holy till
we meet again,,good bye''
The dead are conscious of nothing, Sam was the wise guy among them and lost nothing.
Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Africans Proverbs by Immatex(m): 3:26pm On May 09, 2015
True Talk
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Nigerians Injured In South Africa's Xenophobic Attacks by Immatex(m): 7:42pm On Apr 21, 2015
Peter Obi is a Non Executive Director and Equity Share Holder in South African Brewery -SAB Miller.
He is there on company assignment to protect SAB Miller interest in Nigeria by caring and pretending to care.
The truth though is that only the government can tame SA by sanctioning all SA citizens and business interest in Nigeria.
Peter Obi has refused this to happen hence his visit to try to calm Nigerians and the Nigerian Government.
Family › Re: Shocking Picture Of A Child Half Buried Into The Ground by Immatex(m): 9:24pm On Feb 12, 2015
well, i think there is a superstitional reason for that
Politics › Re: Fashola And Gen.Olukolade At Anti-terrorism Discussion Hosted By Dele Momodu(Pic by Immatex(m): 8:21pm On Feb 06, 2015
What Humans Can't Solve, They Discuss....
Celebrities › Re: Emma Nyra Puts Her Hot Swimwear Body On Display by Immatex(m): 7:03pm On Jan 11, 2015
Holiday at whose expensehuh?
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Running Mate, Prof. Osinbajo Campaigns To Plantain Sellers (pictures) by Immatex(m): 8:48pm On Dec 30, 2014
This Prof. will be good as a Jehovah's Witness. The door-to-door and street witnessing would really fit him.

But then think of it: Will he condescend this low if he becomes Nigeria's V.Phuh
Will he come to this same streets to listen and feel the plight of the populacehuh

Questions for the....
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah's Witness Dies After Rejecting Blood Transfusion by Immatex(m): 7:44pm On Nov 12, 2014
The living know they will die, but because if fear of death many have become slaves to God dishonoring practice.
As Witnesses, blood transfusion is and will remain an abstinence.
The Bible clearly indicates from Genesis to accounts of Acts why we must not eat blood and so not have it transfused into our veins.
She died in obedience to Bibilical commands because upon our dedication and baptism, we vowed to live the remainder of our lives for God. She's therefore sure of a resurrection, a remembrance from God, who will call her and she will raise.
Death is not end to life and dying is no sin.
Politics › Re: Frsc Ambush-a True Story by Immatex(op): 9:35pm On Oct 19, 2014
I will be glad to receive help on how to go about bringing these men to justice and in getting back my driving license. counting on your comments
Politics › Frsc Ambush-a True Story by Immatex(op): 9:33pm On Oct 19, 2014
The FRSC Ambush
This is a true life account of a seemingly ambush situation on me by men of the Federal Road Safety Corp.
I am a legally licensed road user. I work for a Multi-national corporation and I use a company issued vehicle just about 8-months old. My vehicle was in perfect appearance and working condition.
Only yesterday, 18th October, for official reasons I was travelling to Aba from Okigwe through the Enugu-Umuahia road. Shortly after entering the Umuahia area and not far from the NNPC Maga station before tower as I approached from Okigwe, I noticed a Dangote truck badly slighted in one side likely to fall due to bad road and heavy flour load.
I was a little distracted as my assistant in my vehicle pointed to the road mishap scene. As it was bent corner of the road, just at the bad spot where a building wrongly painted in police colours, I didn’t notice the presence of a detachment of FRSC marshals nor their patrol van on time. Naturally I was slowing down due to the Truck I took a few seconds to observe and the fact that I was approaching a very bad spot on the road. So it was rather very shocking to see 3 marshals brandishing sticks and planks on the road. I stopped and gesticulated to them asking them what was happening, all I saw was more men taking positions round my vehicle threatening to smash my wind-screen, side-mirrors and head-lamps. After about 2mins of shock, I cleared out of the road and opened my door. The marshals – team lead and driver rushed me. One hitting my left leg with sticks the other removed my seat-belt and attempted removing my car key. They further dragged me out of my vehicle and continued molesting me demanding I surrender my cars and license. I was speechless and perplexed at the way and manner these men treated me like a man convicted of terrorism.
I asked them what my offence was. They alleged that I attempted to commit a hit and run on a road marshal. I denied and continue to denial that accusation because a vehicle at a slow speed of 20-30km/h cannot kill a man in a very bad spot of the Enugu-Umuahia road. After refusing to surrender my license, I gave my license to the team leader who promised to make me beg him or my car impounded and taken to the office. I asked him to take my car to the office as I will never beg him for molesting and harassing me. After spending close to an hour there, he issued me a ticket for obstruction when I never made a single vehicle reduce speed nor stop to wait for me.
Even with my license in the hands of these touts in uniform, I will pay no fine. I must say that I will seek revenge by all means possible on this these set of road marshals who are only extortioners in uniform. The names of the two men who God will not forgive for causing me body injuries and embarrassment are J. Issac-team lead and M. Kanu-patrol van driver. They are men from the Umuahia Asaba street office of FRSC. They will see no good until they pay for their crime.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Hilarious Job Hunting Story by Immatex(m): 8:55pm On Aug 16, 2014
It's a nice story you have here. I did a lot of voluntary nonpaying jobs after service but truly enjoyed every one of them including laundry with a boss who was a stack illiterate. The good thing was that I added classic value anywhere I entered and worked. Today, by His grace I went from a 30k salary gainer to a manager with an official car, a lot of allowances and 6 months compulsory hotel residency. I can say I went from grass to grace. So my lady, you can rewrite your story but you my start somewhere. My advice is: start small to become great. Best wishes.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Treat The Jehovah Witnesses Like A Plague by Immatex(m): 6:56pm On Nov 20, 2013
italo: "The year A.D. 1878 … clearly marks the time for the actual assuming of power as King of kings, by our present, spiritual, invisible Lord - …" The Time is At Hand (1911 ed) p.239

"The Watchtower has consistently presented evidence to honesthearted students of Bible prophecy that Jesus’ presence in heavenly Kingdom power began in 1914." Watchtower 1993 Jan 15 p.5


The two statements buy Jehovah's Witnesses above are contradictory.

When did Jesus actually assume power in heaven?
As Jehovah's Witnesses we agree with the inspired words found at Proverbs 4:18. Our knowledge of kingdom truth and our understanding of God's word will only increase. The informations you quoted have being updated upon clearer enlightenment. As a dynamic organisation following the leading of God's frery chariot, we do not become dogmatic and are open to gain fuller understandings of scriptural truths.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Treat The Jehovah Witnesses Like A Plague by Immatex(m): 6:46pm On Nov 20, 2013
italo: What do you mean by gospel truth?

That Jesus came in 1914?

That heaven got filled in 1935?

That Abraham, Isaac and Jacob came to earth in 1925?

All these Jehovah's witnesses prophecies (and many many more) are what you call "gospel truth?"
The most un-intelligent to do is lie against a highly educated and documented organisation. The things we believe and the things u said above are in sharp contrast. A lie is still a lie even if there happens to be a single truth in a pack of lies. We have not hiding our believes and we are certain of God's backing by means of His spirit and His inspired word of truth. Kindly visit www.jw.org and keep and open mind cause you will be you did
Nairaland General › Re: What Are The Requirements For A National I.d Card. by Immatex(m): 8:57pm On Nov 13, 2013
The so called 'New National Identity Card' is worthless most times as it only gets selective reception from legal establishments like courts, police stations, banks, companies etc. Each successive adminstration has continued to make fool of the citizens by embarking on Identification projects unending. I even here the president has ordered the commencement of another suchlike 'white elephant' project in Identifing citizens even the current-on-going project of the National Identity Management Commission project has not began issusing the permanent electronic readable cards as promised over a year ago. I had mine issued since Febuary, till date the permanent cards have not been released and I have experienced many rejection from legal institutions on account of the near worthless paper (temporary) card. So if anyone has got something important needing legal identification, driver's license and international passports should be the preferred options as this country has never had a functional national ID card nor an identity database of it citizens. Worst still, there's no hope in sight in that respect.
Events › Re: How Do You Cancel A Wedding You Have Already Paid For? by Immatex(m): 8:29pm On Nov 13, 2013
As an Engineer, am so used to having a back-up plan that I dont see myself cancelling or postponding my wedding if there happens to be good reasons to cancel the first engagement. Kindly switch to 'plan B'. I will always have a substitute fiancee who will be duely informed and arrangements fasttrecked even if its on that wedding day and the occasion will still hold with little or no noticiable change.
THIS A JOKE OOOOH.
But on a serious note, having a 'plan B or a back-up plan' is important, just in-case.

Politics › Re: Oduah - N255m Cars Were Not Bought For Me by Immatex(m): 8:23pm On Oct 31, 2013
Now this is my submission. NCAA has incompetent executives who do not at all understand just what there are jobs are and the limits of the powers. For grown up men to commit a crime without understanding its full implications, NCAA is governed by educated illitrates and outright fools. The Minister has so shown her cunning and her knowledge that those under her oversight are no better that touts in a motor park, that is why a simple phrase of neutral approval can be relied upon to cut corners and savon state fund. It therefore implies that the minister's signature of and for approvals is 'Do The Needful' which simply means: Do whatever it takes but if you get into trouble, you should be prepared to answer. Able bodied men could not insist on the correct and conventional phrases of approval but accepted a new invention of corrupt phrase to do the biddings of a superior to whom they owe no loyalty. The Minister played them for the fools they are, now they have shown the world how unless they can be. Please House of Assembly, Do The Needful!
Politics › Re: Recuperating Governor Suntai Goes Fishing by Immatex(m): 12:36pm On Oct 21, 2013
He should get well quick for he cheated death as the fishes refused to be his victims. Getting off a plane crush is no mean thing!!!!!!!
Career › Re: Get Your Free CV Review by Immatex(m):
Good-morning Boss, please kindly find time to review my Resume as I send it to you and as I need to apply for a job requiring 1-3 years of experience. thanks. My mail will come to you via nonsoboy.ohuoba@gmail.com. I also forgot, please help draft a cover-letter as per my Resume profile.
Politics › Re: Ibori Hid Assets In Oando - British Prosecutor by Immatex(m): 6:22pm On Sep 16, 2013
It greatly beats my imagination why people still worship Ibori and call all manner of good names when it is know worldwide that this is an accomplished thief. Some have asked that the government find a way to bring home so he can serve his sentence in the comfort of his villa. The other day his birthday was celebrated with fun-fair by some shameless cohorts. So my question is: Why do we Nigeria celebrate big criminals but are the first to kill small thieveshuhhuhhuhhuhhuh [color=#990000][/color]
Crime › Re: U.S: Kenyan Says He Ate Heart, Brain Of Victim by Immatex(m): 10:06pm On Sep 03, 2013
Madness of the highest order, sentence to death by painful processes.

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