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ibotjaycob:
And next time you feel the need to insult me, you need to do better than this primary school insult you managed to come up with.

Lol...You're such a dumbass.

You think anyone needs to go consult a dictionary to reply you?

From your posts, anyone can easily tell you are devoid of any form of intellect or brain power, you honestly sound unemployed, hungry and angry....Your broke ass self cannot even employ a church mouse.

Nobody needs a Psychology major to evaluate you or a dictionary to respond to your retarded post.

Hahahaaa!! Primary school simple grammar is all you can comprehend considering you sound like you've smoked up most of your brain cells on cheap weed.

cleatoris:
Sounds laudable to the layman but he could still manage and equip both. You dont improve on the health sector by closing hospitals. They have their purposes.
He needs to build more and equip existing ones.
Much like robbing Kabiru to pay Haliru.

The fact that the governor travels abroad for his treatments does not mean that a government house hospital is unnecessary.

If Public hospitals (where the majority are supposed to get access to health care) are not well equipped and the masses cannot get access to care, why is a well equipped Government house hospital necessary for only a minority?

Isn't it better to equip the public hospitals that cares for the majority?

ibotjaycob:
You are replying to something i wrote 2weeks ago Dumbo.

You're obviously quite retarded...

You also sound frustrated like you need a job, find something to do before unemployment drives you round the bend.

Where is the indecency pls??

Hypocrite remove the log of wood in your eye before trying to pursue another person's speck of dust.

It is when you are jobless and have no money that you will insult a woman for trying to ensure that her man is capable of taking care of his family when the time arises.

It's from dating that you will know men who will refuse to buy baby food or pay school fees.

When they cannot show their giving side when dating, you will marry them then see the true meaning of stinginess and selfishness.

ibotjaycob:
Very Smart. The best thing to do in a relationship is to invite strangers to give their opinions. DUMBO

I don't understand.....why call her dumbo?


You're pointing fingers at someone else, very quick to call names and abuse..... shows you're devoid of any sense of good home training yourself.

ypzilanti: One peculiar thing about men's relationship with old buddies is that we do not necessarily need constant contact. Your guy is not your babe that needs everyday reassurance of your love via many phone calls and text messages. I have many close male friends that I have not spoken to in a month...but I can always call up for anything in the world, and it would still be like we just spoke last night.

I have a couple of really close friends that I have known for years. We do not spend 2 hours on the phone everyday na. Haba! We may spend that amount of time once in a while when we have serious gist to dissect, but not every single day! A married man on the phone for two hours everyday with an old friend does not have his priorities right.

End of. There's no way as a married man you would spend hours on the phone, EVERYDAY, with a friend close or far. That is not a healthy friendship. you might need to re analyse your feelings for your friend.

You were very lucky.

*bump

An Electronics/ gadget retail outlet in Abuja has the following vacancy:

Job Title: Retail Store Manager
JOB DESCRIPTION:

• Generate maximum revenue by ensuring that the retail outlet is run in a profitable and effective manner

• Generate maximum revenue from sales of ICT gadgets through aggressive marketing.

• Responsible for the running and commercial performance of the retail outlet.

• Lead and motivate your team to maximise sales and to manage the store operation to ensure that all store targets are achieved, whilst adhering to Company policies and procedures.

• Maximise sales through effective sales floor management. To pro-actively use Retail provided propositions & initiatives in order to grow the Companies market share.

• Lead, coach and motivate your team to deliver excellent customer service standards and to demonstrate 1st class product knowledge that targets the customer’s needs at every opportunity.

• To ensure the store operates efficiently and effectively and that all operational areas e.g. stock control, admin and presentation are maintained in line with store standards and Company policies and procedures.

• Manage the store profit & loss account within budget.


• Reach sales targets and increase profit, oversee stock control, ensure quality is of the right standard and supplies are re-ordered on time.

• To ensure that all store policies and procedures in respect of Security and Health and Safety are adhered to in order to provide a safe and secure environment.

QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE
• A good degree in any field, with a minimum grade of 2.2
• An additional degree in Computer Science, IT or any other related field is highly desirable
• Should have at least 3 (Three) years experience of managing an electronics and gadget retail store for a reputable organisation.
• Excellent IT skills and excellent knowledge of computer hardware and ICT gadgets
• Should have entrepreneurial skills and goal oriented.
• Should have a good market network with potential clients
• Should have a professional attitude towards work with strong interpersonal, motivational and leadership skills
• Excellent team leader with plenty of self motivation

Please send detailed CV to cynthia@compumetrics.com.ng, within 1 week of this publication. The right candidate must be willing to start as soon as possible.

Thanks.

Thank you............one of the reasonable ones so far.

LadyT: Oh please there is nothing wrong till this day I still see my mother naked and to me its just normal nothing sexual or gross its just mummy with no clothes on. Im immune to it and these kids will be too the father is acting normal and natural. lets stop sexualising everything!!!

An ICT Consultancy in Abuja needs to recruit an Internal Auditor

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Audit a variety of internal activities and/or procedures for the purpose of ensuring compliance with prescribed auditing standards, detecting issues occurring in the organisation so proper resolution can be determined.

Coordinates the data processing system with financial data for the purpose of ensuring system is operating efficiently, effectively and accurately.

Prepares a variety of reports, documents and other written materials (e.g. concise statistical, analytical reports, monthly travel report to Board, detailed audit findings, reports, memos, letters, etc.) for the purpose of documenting activities, providing written reference and/or conveying information.

Researches discrepancies of financial information and/or documentation for the purpose of reaching resolution, ensuring accuracy of data and complying to established procedures.

Reviews district internal processes and controls (e.g. travel reimbursement related issues, waiver reimbursement requests, state
accounting manual, etc.) for the purpose of ensuring financial information is properly processed, reported, and safeguarded


QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE
A Bsc in Accounting
Must be a Chartered Accountant
Must possess the ability to work well under pressure and handle challenging situations.
Must be able to work on own initiative or as part of a team
Should have a professional attitude towards work with strong interpersonal skills

If interested, send your CV to cynthia@compumetrics.com.ng, not later than 2 weeks after this publication

BUMP...............

BUMP

An Electronics/ gadget retail outlet in Abuja has the following vacancies:

Job Title: Retail Store Manager
JOB DESCRIPTION:

• Generate maximum revenue by ensuring that the retail outlet is run in a profitable and effective manner

• Responsible for the running and commercial performance of the retail outlet.

• Lead and motivate your team to maximise sales and to manage the store operation to ensure that all store targets are achieved, whilst adhering to Company policies and procedures.

• Maximise sales through effective sales floor management. To proactively use Retail provided propositions & initiatives in order to grow the Companies market share.

• Lead, coach and motivate your team to deliver excellent customer service standards and to demonstrate 1st class product knowledge that targets the customer’s needs at every opportunity.

• To ensure the store operates efficiently and effectively and that all operational areas e.g. stock control, admin and presentation are maintained in line with store standards and Company policies and procedures.

• Manage the store profit & loss account within budget.


• Reach sales targets and increase profit, oversee stock control, ensure quality is of the right standard and supplies are re-ordered on time.

• To ensure that all store policies and procedures in respect of Security and Health and Safety are adhered to in order to provide a safe and secure environment.
QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE
• A good degree in any field, with a minimum grade of 2.2
• An additional degree in Computer Science, IT or any other related field is highly desirable
• Should have at least 3 (Three) years experience of managing an electronics and gadget retail store for a reputable organisation.
• Excellent IT skills and excellent knowledge of computer hardware and ICT gadgets
• Should have entrepreneurial skills and goal oriented.
• Should have a good market network with potential clients
• Should have a professional attitude towards work with strong interpersonal, motivational and leadership skills
• Excellent team leader with plenty of self motivation

Job Title: SALES REPRESENTATIVES/ MARKETERS
JOB DESCRIPTION:
• Ensure that each customer receives outstanding service by providing a friendly environment, which includes greeting and acknowledging every customer, maintaining solid product knowledge and all other aspects of customer service.
• Generate maximum revenue from sales of ICT gadgets through aggressive marketing and

• Maintain an awareness of all promotions and advertisements.

• Assist in floor moves, merchandising, display maintenance, and housekeeping

• Assist in processing and replenishing merchandise and monitoring floor stock.

• Aid customers in locating merchandise.

• Communicate customer requests to management.

• Assist in ringing up sales at registers and/or bagging merchandise.

• Any other tasks as assigned from time to time by any manager.


QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE
A good grade in any field, minimum of OND qualification
An excellent communicator, with confidence, drive enthusiasm and self motivation
Must be polite and well mannered
Must possess the ability to work well under pressure and handle challenging situations.
Must be able to work on own initiative or as part of a team
Should be goal oriented, passionate with a “can do” attitude
Should have a professional attitude towards work with strong interpersonal skills



Job Title: ACCOUNTS ASSISTANT/ CASHIER
JOB DESCRIPTION:
• Ensure that each customer receives outstanding service by providing a friendly environment, which includes greeting and acknowledging every customer, maintaining solid product knowledge and all other aspects of customer service.

• Maintain an awareness of all promotions and advertisements.

• Receive and process payments by cash, cheques, credit cards or vouchers

• Ensure that all monies in the cash register at the beginning of the shifts and at the end are correct and reconciled.

• Maintain a clean and orderly check out area.

• Assist in ringing up sales at registers and/or bagging merchandise.

• Any other tasks as assigned from time to time by any manager.

• Issue receipts, process refunds, credits due to clients.

QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE
A good grade in Accounting or any related field, minimum of 2.2
Must be polite and well mannered
Must be honest and dependable
Must possess the ability to work well under pressure and handle challenging situations.
Must be able to work on own initiative or as part of a team
Should be goal oriented, passionate with a “can do” attitude
Should have a professional attitude towards work with strong interpersonal skills

Job Title: TECHNICAL SUPPORT STAFF
JOB DESCRIPTION:
• Ensure that each customer receives outstanding service by providing a friendly environment, which includes greeting and acknowledging every customer, maintaining solid product knowledge and all other aspects of customer service.

• Maintain an awareness of all promotions and advertisements.

• Confer with client’s staff, users, and management to establish requirements for new systems or
modifications.
• Maintain record of daily data communication transactions, problems and remedial action taken, and
installation activities.

• Be up to date with trade magazines and technical manuals, to maintain a deep knowledge of hardware and software.

• Confer with client’s staff, users, and management to establish requirements for new gadgets/ systems or
modifications.

• Any other tasks as assigned from time to time by any manager.


QUALIFICATIONS AND EXPERIENCE
A good grade in any related field, minimum of 2.2
Must have extensive knowledge of ICT gadgets and computer hardware
Must be polite and well mannered
Must be honest and dependable
Must possess the ability to work well under pressure and handle challenging situations.
Must be able to work on own initiative or as part of a team
Should be goal oriented, passionate with a “can do” attitude
Should have a professional attitude towards work with strong interpersonal skills

If interested in any of the above named positions, pls send an email to cynthia@compumetrics.com.ng within 3 weeks of this publication.
Pls note: All applicants are expected to already reside in Abuja or its environs.

Thanks

wow!! the heart of man is desperately wicked truly..............

email is: cynthia@compumetrics.com.ng

URGENT VACANCIES (ABUJA)

An IT Consultancy in Abuja is looking to recruit people with pioneering spirit and the confidence to join their start up team

HEAD OF TECHNICAL ARCHITECTURE
ROLES AND RESPONSIBILITY:
• Oversee the Technical Architecture SBU as The Head: this entails the responsibility of the turnover and profit targets of the SBU.
• It requires a high level of knowledge and expertise in areas of computer hardware (at the tablets, PDA, micro, mini and mainframe levels), networking, security, data centre and management, as well as call centers, control monitoring centers.
• It also includes seeking for business opportunities, writing of proposals and delivery of solutions.
• It includes seeking for business opportunities, writing of proposals and delivery of solutions.
• Determination of overall products and services of the SBU and its development strategy.
QUALIFICATION AND EXPERIENCE:
• A good BSc in Computer Science, Information Technology (IT) or any other related field.
• A Master’s degree in Computer Science, IT or any other related field.
• An MBA is highly desirable
• Should have at least eight ( years experience of managing an IT related SBU in a reputable organization.
• Should have entrepreneurial skills and goal oriented.
• Should have a good market network with potential client

BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT OFFICER:

ROLES AND RESPONSIBILITY:
• Development of a marketing plan to generate significant income and revenue for the organisation
• Identifying target clients that might have a need for our services/products and mapping out strategic plans on how to develop relationships with such target clients.





QUALIFICATION AND EXPERIENCE:
• HND/BSc in Marketing/ Business Administration.
• Possession of MBA, NIMARK or equivalent professional qualifications with a minimum of 4 years experience in similar position.
• Must be able to develop high net worth clientele while discovering new business frontiers for the company.


SOFTWARE ENGINEER:

ROLES AND RESPONSIBILITY
• researching, designing and writing new software programs
• testing new programs and fault finding
• developing existing programs by analysing and identifying areas for modification;
• integrating existing software products and getting incompatible platforms to work together
• investigating new technologies
• creating technical specifications and test plans
• working with computer coding languages
• writing operational documentation with technical authors
• maintaining systems by monitoring and correcting software defects
• working closely with other staff, such as project managers, graphic artists, designers, developers, systems analysts, and sales and marketing professionals
• consulting clients/colleagues concerning the maintenance and performance of software systems and asking questions to obtain information, clarify details and implement information

QUALIFICATION AND EXPERIENCE:
• A good BSc in Computer Science, Information Technology (IT) or any other related field.
• A Master’s degree in Computer Science, IT or any other related field.
• Should have at least eight (4) years experience of working on IT /Software projects in a reputable organisation.
• Should have entrepreneurial skills and goal oriented.

Our remuneration package recognizes and rewards performance!

Please send CV wit cover letter to Cynthia@compumetrics.com.ng, not later than 2 weeks after this publication.

smh for Nigeria,

Please i need a room self con in Jabi, Utako, Gwarinmpa areas of Abuja, or anywhere else close by, must be available for immediate occupancy. Thank you

Royal Roy:
My little nephew who's dad is american was brought to "africa" for one of my sister's wedding. On sunday after the wedding,my mum wanted to go show him off in church. She dressed him up in a fine lace attire,she put on some nice cap and beads on his neck. The boy screamed at her "i dnt need it" and pulled off the cap and beads. We all asked him why? He said "i havent seen any monkey since i came". We asked where he wanted to see the monkies? He said dad told me we are going to see lots of monkies here. The mum was so embarrased. Grandma quietly said well the monkies all went for holidays.

rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!! lolll!!

What kind of details pls??

send your cv, let's take a look at it first

A vacancy has become available for the post of a TECHNICAL ASSISTANT to the CEO, in a newly established upscale IT and business consulting company in Abuja.

The ideal candidate should:

Possess a Bachelors degree in ICT or related fields with at least a 2.1
A master's degree in ICT or related fields, an MBA or an MSc in Economics.

Must be conversant, versatile and masterful in issues to do with IT and Economic Development

Be an excellent researcher and writer

A very good communicator, able to make excellent presentations to varying audiences

Be very productive with little supervision


Please send CV with cover letter to cynthia@compumetrics.com.ng not later than a week after this publication.

Frank Ocean- Novacane

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Reasearch shows that 'LEARNING BY DOING" is the most effective way to retain what we learn. In a world that is highly driven by IT you can have an edge over your peers, when you attend pour courses. Hurry now and register for the December classes !!!

We offer a range of courses:[/b]
[b]• Microsoft Office Word 2007: Document Processing
• Report Writing and Negotiation Skills Workshop
• Management Course for Protocol/Liaison Officers
• Driving Ethics, Codes, Safety & Security Course for Driver
Certificates in computer applications
Diploma in accounting applications
Diploma in web designing and so much more!!!

You can visit our website www.ivorylearningacademy.com or visit us at THEODAK PLAZA, 4TH FLOOR, NATIONAL HOSPITAL ROAD, CENTRAL AREA, ABUJA. TEL: 08091226762 CONTACT: CYNTHIA

I would appreciate a copy as well, if you don't mind pls.

email is cynthiaagu@yahoo.co.uk

thanks

URGENT VACANCIES (ABUJA)

Do you have a dogged pioneering spirit and the confidence to join our start up team?

ACCOUNTANT:
Minimum of HND/BSc, ICAN or ACCA part qualified with 3 years experience in similar position in a well structured organization. Able to prepare financial statements, value added management accounting systems and deal with tax matters. Good working knowledge of Peachtree or QuickBooks accounting software will be an added advantage. Candidates who are ready to take up training immediately would be considered if they qualify in other respects.

HEAD OF IT CONSULTANCY:
Minimum of BSc/B. Tech (2) in Computer Science/ Engineering, Any of the following plus MBA, MSc (Computer Science/MIS), MIT, MCSE. CISA/ CISSP, CCNP, ITIL and 5 years in similar position. Industry recognition and visibility would be an added advantage.

HEAD OF TRAINING:
HND/BSc in  Industrial Relations, Management, Psychology, Marketing or Business Administration. Possession of MBA or professional qualification in Training, Human Capacity Building, Educational Development with a minimum of 4 years experience in similar position. Must be able to develop and manage study curriculum, supervise training and source for clientele.

BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT OFFICER:
HND/BSc in Marketing/ Business Administration. Possession of MBA, NIMARK or equivalent professional qualifications with a minimum of 4 years experience in similar position. Must be able to develop high net worthy clientele while discovering new business frontiers for the company.

BUSINESS CENTRE SUPERVISOR:
HND/B.Sc in Secretarial Administration or Advanced Diploma in Office Management with strong computer skills. 4 years cognate in secretarial and office support services. This position requires a courteous and amiable disposition.

Other attributes for all positions
1. Self starter who is able to work under supervision
2. Able to perform under pressure
3. Strong interest in details/procedures
4. Good interpersonal skills
5. Excellent communication and reporting skills
6. Organized/ proactive personality
7. Dogged pioneering spirit
8. Demonstrable leadership and team skills
9. Pragmatic/ result oriented.

Our remuneration package recognizes and rewards performance!

Apply with CV within 2 weeks to:
Head of Recruitment
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WATERFRONT PLAZA
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EMAIL: info@treasurehall.com and copy cynthiaagu@yahoo.co.uk

i also got an email with some questions which i answered about 2 weeks ago but haven't heard anything since then

walcolm:
is the BIS back, doesnt look like it on glo

can anybody confirm if the bb messenger has worked for them today?

bbm isnt working still, although some people using etisalat can download music and have emails trickling in.