₦airaland Forum

stephleena:
wetin make this man join APC at first?

OMG ! !!! don't tell me you're taking him serious already.....you can acknowledge the beauty of the message, but the messenger is a co*k............

BossLaifay:
I am number 2 with blend of number 4
Only me understands the pleasure of the salt in my food. Lol

Pls stop it, salt is dangerous to human health. On a long term basis, could initiate hypertension and other visceral ailments.

imagine, I saw 5pm on Nairaland , not knowing the match is half done....who really are these unlettered people managing front page on this forum?

They just willfuly share wrong information all the time....

Abeg, which station is showing it?

themonk:
If there is going to be a KO in that match it is Joshua getting knocked out.

1) Joshua has a weak chin
2) Parker has a chin of pure steel as most new Zealanders like David Tua are known of

I feel the fight will go full 12 rounds and joshua would win because he is very skillful.

1)But note that parker is faster than joshua but has less power.
2)Parker doesn't Gas out like joshua in late rounds but his punching power decreases.

I predict parker by knockout or joshua with the fight going the distance.

They have come....awon local analyst. ..Oga which is speaking from two sides of the mouth...Knockout or no knockout, who donyou think will win simple....no long thing joor....

#Team AJ

freeze001:
Just like Yahaya Bello of Kogi state

exactly...and we are clamouring for youth to take over the affairs of the Country....we ain't just ready yet.

that is what happens when you install a kid as a king....everything he does breathes stupidity....

kennycalls:
I been think say that union bank Na big strong and reliable?? �����

you really need to learn to pay attention to details....where did they mention union bank?

you all can see the reason for the marriage. ..no one should come back to cry that he/she isn't this is that.....know what you want....

makydebbie:
Imagine dating a guy that doesn't give head.

Tragic.

I'll do same if I was in her shoes honestly, you guys like bl0wjob and you don't like to give ladies head. You're fvcking going to make me cum by sucking and licking my pussy like it's your favorite strawberry ice-cream.

Yes I respect your wishes. ...but do have you guys started thinking about the health implications people have been talking about?

MouthAction is dangerous, people should be cautious....

So many comments with little facts n figures...just assumptions and mere opinion. Imagine someone even said U.S intentionally didn't qualify for World Cup cos it's happening in Russia. ....Lol....

If you don't know, none of those Countries you're mentioning will ever go to war, atleast not in this decade....War has economic implications. ...and believe me not U.S or Russia is presently prepared for such burden and budget.....

For the pro West: Russia, China and the their allies are moving faster and smarter than you think....They have no good plans for the west at all....

For the pro Russia: The lack of leadership structure in Russia, China and even Turkey is a big threat to the sustenance of the present competition with the West... I mean you don't run a Country like your family house, who does that?

hmmm

Mhizrohzz:
helo

How are you doing? would you mind if i send a pm request to you?

Mhizrohzz:
it's sad seeing some humans have no conscience, marring another human cux of rejection, how abt seeing dat rejection as good riddance to bad rubbish, it might even b a stepping stone to greater heights... we should learn to accept things without going as far of taking or hurting lives
Really sad, wish her good recovery tho

Hello

Foolish Nigerians....politicians have been eating your money from time immemorial without consequence and you're spewing thrash here....Saraki's father ate and ate your money and handed over to his Children before he passed away.......

Coninue to think and act like a fool....

O foolish Nigerians, who art bewitched thou?

babanett:
*APP Chairman Has Nothing to Do With “Saraki”*

Our attention has been drawn to reports by some news platforms that described Mr. Ikenga Ugochinyere, the Chairman of a political party known as “APP” as an aide to the President of the Senate, Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki.

Please note, that in a letter of resignation addressed to President of the Senate, and dated October 3, 2017, Ugochinyere, who was then President of the National Youth Council of Nigeria, said he had formed a political party and would be resigning his position as Special Assistant on Youth Affairs.

In this regard, we ask that all platforms be guided in their reporting of the activities of Mr. Ugochinyere and his party, and refrain from including “Dr. Saraki’s” name in any such related stories.

Yusuph OLANIYONU
Special Adviser on Media to the President of the Senate

hmmm

traeces:
Muttleylaff, I don't hold brief for Pastor Biodun and I have no need to make you change your opinion of him. I just felt like testifying about how God helped me away from my judgemental attitude. That's all!

This is the mindset that has put the Nigerian masses at the mercy of those who exploit them day and night.....No matter how much we hide under "thou shall not judge" the truth will always be said....To think that a public figure can do anything andbget away with it afterall I knows "thou shall not judge".....My brother, pls don't get me wrong and I'm it in anyway condeminh you, but if you and I continue to take this path of "thou shall not judge" then this country and society has got no hope.....

We all talk about developed countries, we pray for our country to be like theirs but we are not ready to do it the way it's done overthere....Ask yourself the honest question....do you think he would have gotten away with it in America?....No way, because the most fundamental method to keep a society sane, is public accountability....any society that looses that due to s ycophancy will never grow.

FortifiedCity:
...and how is this a surprise to you?


Any artist or human for that matter that is so comfortable with going against God's will via his words, songs or actions is directly or indirectly worshipping the devil and is most likely to be involved in things like this

Lol coming from you...who claims to have impregnated a girl that he's not married to and follows people whose source of livelihood is not verifiable....bros, I'll pick my own eye first b4 picking others...abeg do the same.

naijacutee:
This is actually a very interesting topic because I’m currently reading a book about psychology and business at the moment that addresses this issue.

According to this book, when it comes to honesty and human psychology, it is easier to prevent people from stealing at the beginning than fix the problem later. He conducted experiments on groups of people and found that when people were asked reminded of their moral obligation by reading the 10 commandments before the temptations, they stole less.

Also, if you prep the psychology so that they know that they have the feeling being watched and you tell them the consequences of stealing before they start, they will perform better.

Here are my suggestions:

1. Sack all the stealing cashiers. They are already corrupt and it is easier to start afresh than to fix a corrupt mind (don’t ask me what this means for our country.)

2. Rehire on a good salary that they can live on

3. Install CCTV cameras or dummy cameras, including ones facing the till. Tell staff that the camera images are backed to the cloud and that images are stored elsewhere and can be accessed by you in teatime on the internet even if you are abroad.

4. Sounds crazy but put a poster of Jesus face or the 10 commandments behind the till or cash register where only the cashiers can see.

5. Accept payments primarily by card and have 2 - 3 backup card machines. Ask your bank for Global Accelerex card machines because their engineers come out to fix them in 24 hours if faulty. There’s post here that covers getting a POS terminal in Nigeria: http://www.mrpepe.com/banking/how-to-get-a-pos-terminal-for-your-business-in-nigeria/

6. Employ someone to reconcile account each day and query staff on the day if any fraud is detected.

Please let us know how you get on!

and someone will tell me all ladies on NL are immature and slay queens....The evidence is up there.....you are qualified for internal auditing and control.

enemmo:
He works for google in U.S.A.

are you sure about this? cos I remember he left Ibadan, Nigeria back then to sturdy Chemical Engineering in U.S.....I'm not in anyway certain though, just asking ...

nice

Thank you for the lesson on forgiveness, thank you for taking the time to write all this....may God fully reward you for your act and heart of forgiveness.....Lesson learned.

joystick007:
Okay, I get you now bàbà. Well, I did too and I left. That same unit nah him I been dey. Dimeji, Tomi them control things.

Saw your post about GZ and that you've done their engagement before. I didn't think twice. I knew you much be IARCS thru and thru cos nah IARCS get the job.

Basically I want to discuss opportunities. Nah me need help.

Aiite, I'll respond now.

joystick007:
Nonetheless, please reply the mail bàbà.

Yea, I did. was in IARCS unit. But bros, you'll still need to let me know wassup first naa...Once I reply, my identity is known. Cos my mail shows my full name...hope you get..

joystick007:
Boss, good evening. Please, I sent you a mail. Can you kindly reply..... Well, I'm also related to the eleventh floor in that 13 story building. I hope you got the clue?

Bros, yea I saw your mail. Wait, pls remind me of the highlighted once again.

trustyshoess:
Oga she doesn't seem to be suffering or struggling to take care of her kids? What gives you the right to dictate to someone how many kids they can have and in such a condescending manner? For all you know, those could be the only kids she'll have, so having them within 3 years makes no difference. So what if she wants to have 10 of them? It's not like we have a functioning welfare state in Nigeria that she's dependent on! She's not coming online to beg for help to take care of them so what's your problem? Go and preach to people who need your message biko

Apologies if my communication appear rude, it wasn't mean to.

However, I would like to address some points you raised up there....

1. What gives you the right to dictate to someone how many kids they can have
This is the problem with Africa and Nigeria in specific....thinking you or WE have the right to take certain decisions. Ma'am any decision such as bearing children, that has social implication is not the sole concern of any individual in a society. rather, it is a collective decision. We all need to tell ourselves the truth about the on-going 'population explosion" in Africa...it is endemic and with dire consequences. Trust me there are enough children in Africa for us all to take care already.

2. For all you know, those could be the only kids she'll have, so having them within 3 years makes no difference

Madam, the number of children a couple decides to have is as important on how well they plan to have them. It is lack of proper planning for any couple in this 21 century and in this economy to have 2 kids in 3 years (no insult, all of us inclusive). Any parent who has got solid plan for their children and intend to ensure that kids brought to planet earth are properly taking care of, whether they (the parents) are alive or not would not have 2 kids in 3 years. infact in well planned society, you don't start thinking about having another kid until youre done saving the fund needed to take care of the present child to university level, in case of any unforeseen circumstance (demise of the parent).

3. So what if she wants to have 10 of them?
Are you for real or kidding? Anybody who is thinking like this should be charged for treason. Left to me, irrespective of your financial status, with the population of abandoned children and street kids in Africa, no couple should have more than 2, after rigorous due diligence by a serious Govt....There's no award for parents with the highest number of children, so why the urge.

4. It's not like we have a functioning welfare state in Nigeria that she's dependent on!

You see! the more reason why every couple should get serious and start reasoning with their heads and not their PPs.

5. She's not coming online to beg for help to take care of them so what's your problem?

Of course, not yet. But to avoid it at sooner or later, we need to put measures in place to ensure that it doesn't happen at all.

6. Go and preach to people who need your message biko

My friend, you and I need it more. We all need it. FAMILY (SEXUAL) PLANNING AND FINANCIAL LITERACY is a must for all...

Good day, friend.

I celebrate Jesus in your life.

But I'm concerned about the fact that you've had 2 babies in separate deliveries in JUST 3 years. Madam, you're part of the problem of this Country.

What exactly is your plan? Married couples should stop using sex as recreation. As much as I remember my PHE class, sex was never mentioned as a recreational activity. African parents need to consciously take steps towards birth control. There's no trophy for people with the highest number of children. Pls plan and get a family sexual plan....the future matters

Bigbauer just gave you guys a detail inflation on how to locate the place. Pls if it is genuine , don't forfeit it, it is a very good company. The pay and working condition is good. I once audited the Coy, thats how I got to know.

Best of Luck.

It's Rashford's party baby....yea he's the celebrant here at Old trafford

eluyelabiola:
My name is Baby Oluwafiirefunmi Aloba. Mum says I'm her mini me but I do not quite agree with her because I think I look like dad. I would love for you to be the judge.
Actually, I am a damsel in the making and mum and dad are really striving to make me the best and give me the best life. Imagine!!! Mom even entered me for Cussons baby competition.
I really don't know how to pull this off if I don't get the support of my uncles and aunts on nairaland.
Let me leave matter for Martha.
I'm actually here, on my knees, my two knees O, begging you to please support me and vote for me to be in the top 500. Do you want to know the truth? *whispers*
Mum and dad have tried but there are some people who just wouldn't let the votes be....can you imagine O, in this same competition, someone has 1800 votes. Chaiiii!!!!
Such is life sha.
I beg you Sirs and Mas to please help me by clicking on my link to vote for me and I shall never forget this favour.
https://www.cussonsbaby.com.ng/campaign/cbm5/entry?id=384290
God bless you as you vote.

You people should stop using innocent children who know nothing about the poo you're doing.....stop spreading her pictures cos of votes for your own gain....that child knows nothing about the competition a nd has got noting to do with it. Pls respect the baby's privacy, she's got rights.

[quote author=StarBukola post=65594193]the first step is location, where do you want to open the shop,and what about competitors First put those into consideration, look for a location where competitors r low. Secure a shop and start selling, but I want you to know it won't b easy, and you will have to learn (for two weeks you should get hold of it) .
Capital you will need atleast two 60kgs ,cost about 70k (don't sweat ,you can still manage one) to fill each you will need like 15k (plus transport) ,one kg now is 300(do the math) , and if you were able to sell like 4(60kgs in week, once again do the math) but don't sweat it like( 60kgs) 'how would I be able to sell 60kgs and still be able to sell 4 or 5 in a week?', you should be able to sell more if you secure a better location. Oh I forgot to mention scale digital 25k(alaba) or u could get fish seller scale ,12 to 15 etc,
I hope am helpful? Goodnight.[/quote)

This your own way of helping na wa o.....your write up is just filled with attitude....I'm just wondering why you can't cook down and relate appropriately with a stranger, rather than with attitudes? .....what's all the "don't sweat it isshhhh".......pls note that not all the people here are kids....

It was the way you gently offered to help on that thread that impressed me. I was hoping you'll be gentle and kind enough to offer assistance in actualising the buiz rather than the testbook illustration you put up there.....and what's with the goodnight?

many wonders....