₦airaland Forum

VolTOxic:
Bad Parenting.

Instead of sitting the young girl down and talk to her, heart to heart, No she decides to assault & inflict pain.

Bros if you talk to an African pikin like a human being, he no go change at all...we are wired to think under chronic bearing.

Have you seen the advert of a 7yr old boy who said "I like my Dad cos each time I do anything wrong, all he says is if you do it next time I'll beat you"

Na so African child dey reason

Hey , aw are you?

omoyemirally:
today is my birthday. plz show some love.

Have fun Alhaja!!!!.........cheers

In Mexico and some developed countries, men stand for women to sit irrespective of their status. But somewhere in Africa in this century women kneels while men sits.

I have said it before now, if America is in the 21st century Africa is definitely in the 10th century. ...cos we definitely not in the same century.

Guyoo:
Lolzzzzzzzz...... Guy take heart, i feel your pain

A girl tried to play me that way sometime ago but i kuku show am say i grow up for Aba

I invited this lady over to my house, a met her about a week before then and we will getting along on phone and chat, so i invited her over to my house, she agreed to come but started forming not understanding my house address (even though my house was on well known road, very close to a popular school in the area), she even declined to take a direct cab to my house which could have been very easy considering that cab guys all know the area.
She insisted we meet a popular fast food joint (Mr Biggs ), so we eventually me at the fast food joint, in order to at least show i care , i asked if she needed any food or drinks, which she off course said yes. To my greatest surprise she ordered for two packs of fried rice +chicken, two packs of salad, 2 pieces of meat pie, 2 sets of ice cream, 2 packs of five alive......at that point i interjected and politely asked if she is ordering for me too but she said no, that it was for her sister at home who asked her to get something for her since she was going out.....

The bills was almost 6k, i grudgingly paid and consoled myself that at least i will get my reward in kind since we are going to my house....Just as i was driving off from the fast food joint, she feigned a phone call and was talking as if she was talking to her mum, when she dropped the call, to my shock she insisted to go back to her house immediately because her mum and dad came back and want to see her immediately and as such she has to rush home, when i protested, she pleaded with me that she will come see me the following day, at that point i know it something she had already planned to fool me, so my Aba brought up sense in me kicked off, i formed as if am ok with her plan and even promised to drop her off so she can get home quickly... so i drove towards her house and stopped a local kiosk , politely asked her to help me buy mtn 200 Naira recharge, i told her i needed to be inside the car because of the traffic guys in PH who can easliy impound your car for wrong packing, so came out of the car and walked down to the kiosk to buy the card......then i engaged my gear and fired down my leg on the car accelerator....you know what that means ...off course my 6k fast food was inside my car....
Na soooo i kuku get food for three days in my house......

SEE THE REAL MVP. ........I wish I could buy u a bottle of beer with isi ewu for this....if actually it's true

Mcthew......no be this sugarbely be this? She craves for attention like it's a life support....weyrey.

dunkem21:
You're right bro.. One thing I give to Alhaji Lai. .. Though you know it's a lie, you will read to the end.

I stopped reading here



When they ask the question, is this the change we voted for, the critic forgets how far we have come from the scam-tainted years of the PDP rule. How many people have given a thought to the possibility of Nigeria doing something that the combined strength of Europe and America have failed to do?

Thank you bro.....C'mon a whole senior special assistant to the Prexy. Chaii .....they av so many dunce, no insult actually. Imagine guys like Abati, Segun Adeniyi write for you. You go sha read, even if na wash

Chaii....this Garba no sabi write at all.....imagine an article so long, uninteresting, tiring and incohesive....He's so poor that the product is trying to sell got lost intransit. ......Femi Adesina you have to train this guy o....this aboki no sabi

sinaj:
And this is how some idiots got formed

I know statement like this make you people popular on Nairaland but you know that it is unlady-like. Most especially for you that you have your picture outthere, Nairaland is not a faceless forum. Stop sounding like who you are not.

Drabeey:
With the way my work is going now, its getting clearer i should leave it asap.

My boss is a kind of person who takes delight in making people expose secrets and weaker sides of other staffs to him. The fact that i'm a Yoruba man makes it difficult for him to maneuver me anyhow. Im always very careful while talking and he would never hear a.... From me. Now, it beams my surprise that other colleagues are not like this, they open their mouth at the slightest whining.
The fact that its impossible to be in isolation at my work makes it very difficult for me to shut most of these cunny people out of my life.

The recent one that happened is the issue of this guy who have made up his mind to bring me down. There was a dat we are just talking about the work and i had to say something like ''even before september, if God should help me, i can leave this work. My God, you guys won't believe this guy told my boss i said im leaving by September. You might be surprised how i knew ( there is this guy who is close to him nd I). He exposed himself to this guy and i got to know. Anyway, i have to play along, but im so tired of this whole game. I need God to interfare in my...... To the extent that my boss travelled recently and i wasn't told. This shows the extent of image damage i'm battling.


Anyways

Drabeey Was Here

I thought you inferred somewhere that you are a discreet person.....Baba whoever told you that they deceive you o!!!

Nne5:
kikiki
This collabo's tight mehn!









Lemme fin' trolbu.
The afonja lady sha!
afonjas always getting help from the Great Igbos

Change the quote on ur signature..it doesn't reflect ur personality. Your post up there shows who you really are.

Esseite:
I think this is a big lesson to all Nigerians (all inclusive), Never again would we support Presidential aspirants who would decline a debate detailing his economic road map, as well as other sector road maps prior to the election. even if you are WARREN BUFFETT or DANGOTE, your personal riches or xtics is your cup of tea.

GEJ DECLINED 2011 and failed woefully, BUHARI DECLINED 2015 and failing woefully as at today, OBASANJO - no assessment and yet wanted 3rd term, YAR-ADUA - NONE........ same old campaign ground tactics while wailers and zombies keep shouting[b]e.g ''ize-iyamu we know / obaseki we trust''[/b], none has told you their plan for Edo state, how they tend to generate income and strategic expenses should they win..

As much as I wont shy away from the fact that I supported GMB because of the glaring ineptitude of GEJ, I think you are very right on this.

This man (GMB) is appearing clueless to me, I mean look at the composition of the President's Economic Adviser.........what are politicians doing on that list.....where are Economists, Accountants, Investment Experts, Economic experts and the likes?

Never should we allow a man without a plan, not just economic plan to contest let alone of becoming our President. This Buhari guy is a disgrace to all....I am not ashamed to admit it, even though Jonathan wasn't an option.

KingEbukasBlog:
@ Emboldened text . No wonder they are excited about freedom . They just want to live life the way they please and one way to circumvent scruples is to deny God who is the source of morality . Now that's a quintessence of self-deception

The major problem with Atheists is that they hate rules and order, they just want to live their life anyhow they want it. But to me they are just foolish, because God has been kind enough to give us choice (power of free will) to do whatever pleases us as human beings. God also as a form of guidance, told us the consequences of our actions and inactions.

The other problem with atheists is that at the back of their mind, beyond the freewill they seemingly enjoy, is a sense of fear that what if God really exist. The more reason why they need to fight everyday to fight the belief that God really exist. They think that continuously making a false statement will make it true...it is the Donald Trump's strategy. A lie is always a lie, no matter aw long it is repeated.

"WHY ARE ATHEIST SO BOTHERED ABOUT GOD's EXISTENCE IF ACTUALLY GOD DOESNT EXIST"....isn't it rather funny to take something that is inconsequential serious?

cc HardMirror

christinnah:
Don't worry I'm fine...thnx for the encouragement anyway...

Alright dear....remember.....we are fun loving and annoying people.

christinnah:
ohh hey sorry I just wanna left this forum...and I wanna ask myself if I'm fake or what.. Nigerian are bullying...if you agree what those people saids that I'm fake plss just leave me....if you do..

OMG!!! pls tinnah stop replying all this people........they are just bullying you.

I know it is difficult for you to handle........but pls be strong, youll be fine.

Sorry dear

christinnah:
hhhmmm no...never in my world...hater can hate..do whatever they wanna do...it won't bother me...

Welcome to Nigeria....this is how we roll.

In as much as the guy is very wrong.........it is borne out of the fact that many people in the past have been found to be fake, most especially guys using a female moniker and some ladies using anoda person's picture.

But then...some of us know you are real....just see everything as fun and enjoy it.

You have to be like this U.K guy that has a thick skin....Piers Morgan to survive on a Nigerian forum...We can yab (insult) without actually meaning it.

Cheers friend!!!

christinnah:
good... how about you?

I'm okay....been seeing your posts about a guy calling u fake.

Hope u aint taking it to heart?

christinnah:
oohhh ok you too

Hello dear, aw are you?

Guys I still remember the feeling...........I was always worried about why I was being force fed. It is totally inhumane, callous and traumatic. Imagine the position of the baby's head while trying to forcefully feed the baby. It is bad but the point is our mothers never knew aw bad it was. if someone try this with my child, I will personally sue the person.

[quote author=christinnah post=48327584][/quote]Ooh sorry....it is the shorten form of "take care"...

we informally call it takia here in Nigeria...welcome to naija

christinnah:
dear college is the same as high... and Im looking forward for Uni next year....

Pardon my error...u said so earlier.

Alright..takia

christinnah:
I'm 18... and this is my last year in high

Okies...nice one dear..

whats ur plan....college or Uni?

christinnah:
College in New Zealand is the same as secondary or high school,, University is higher than College... so its like this:
1) Pre School (early childhood)
2) Intermediate (Primary school)
3) College (secondary or high school)
4) University (you can go either Uni or Tech its up to a student where he or she wanna go to continue her/his study)
but if don't wanna study anymore she/he can go look for a job.


Thats NZL's life.....hahhahha

Hmmm...thanks for educating me on that....

But you don't even look like a high school girl...

You must be in your teens right?

christinnah:
no I don't get what course of study you're talking about...sorry

Let me get it right........college means higher institution of learning right?

christinnah:
Mangere College

Okies..it seems you don't wanna mention your course of study?

Its okay if u r not comfortable about it.

christinnah:
I can't open my email on this com but I'll mail you tomorrow...

Hmmm....I believe you.

What's your course of study and the name of ur college?

christinnah:
hahah""' I'll mail the answer...sorry...

Lol....I'm waiting

christinnah:
no I live in auckland and Iv'e only been there once...
I think when I was 13...

Okies, nice one.....

so aw did you find out about this forum?

christinnah:
nobe its Tuesday evening mean night


and Samoa !!! hhmm I don't know not too sure...

ooh you guys are ahead of us.......hmm nice one.

Are you in wellington and you av never bn to Samoa before?

christinnah:
morning!!!! its 7:13pm now

Oh my God!!! that's like 13hrs difference...its Monday evening right?

Learnt Samoa is like 15 hrs from LA huh?

christinnah:
thnx

Okies.........what time is it overthere?......its 8:01 am here.......just wanna know the timing difference

Bloomingbud:
No. The mail is not active o.

Hello friend....yet to hear from you.