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Culture › Re: 'Omoyele Sowore Could Have Been Turned To Goat For Desecration Of Ooni's Status' by InvertedHammer: 3:15pm On Sep 18, 2018
Jaideyone:
you see how some of you invite trouble into your life? something tells me you are just a teenager being fed by mummy.

you've never had to lobby for anything. you can't wait for anyone for 30mins? really?
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Upgrade yourself so that you don't have to wait on people who are full of themselves. You will never see me go to any office in Nigeria to look or ask for anything. I send agents if need be. You don't need physical presence for lobbying. Phones are not for social media alone. Time is precious.

Shoot your host a message, "it seems you are busy. Let's schedule for another time", then leave. It is their fault. They will respect you next time.
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Business › Re: Sam & Steve Nico Williams Biography, Twins Invent Cryptocurrency PPT, Net Worth by InvertedHammer: 11:03pm On Sep 17, 2018
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How do you sit on £1b and let it slide to £41m without taking something off the table? Not looking at the numbers but their strategy.

Now at £3.40...can they ever forgive themselves if it goes to £0?
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Culture › Re: 'Omoyele Sowore Could Have Been Turned To Goat For Desecration Of Ooni's Status' by InvertedHammer: 3:49pm On Sep 17, 2018
valboy20:
What a load of steaming turd!

Can anyone tell me the importance/usefulness of Ooni in our current society apart from our love for outmoded and backward traditions?
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What Sowore should have done is wait for Ooni to come in and then walk out as soon as he enters. The same Ooni that travels to US and UK and keeps to time. The other one with multiple wives was seen hanging around the gate of the Queen's palace in London. So much for their importance. God forbid I wait for anyone for 30minutes. We have to reschedule. No being is that important to me.

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Celebrities › Re: Sandra Ikeji Reveals How Linda's Baby J Was Born (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 2:39pm On Sep 17, 2018
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Everyone is making excuses and trying to change the definition of bastard because of Linda.

LOL.

Nigerians!!!

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Crime › Re: Major-General Idris Alkali Found Dead, After Being Kidnapped. Photo by InvertedHammer: 1:04pm On Sep 17, 2018
A Major-General in Nigerian army is only as good as a Captain in real military. Northerners got promotions and double promotions to become senior officers.

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Politics › Re: Premium Times Admits Misrepresenting HSBC On Buhari Reelection Bid by InvertedHammer: 12:00pm On Sep 17, 2018
drlateef:
Many people are educated illiterates. HSBC does not do business in Nigeria. How can any fines from Nigeria disturb them? If they refuse to pay, what do they stand to lose?
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Your half-baked educated brain omitted "sue".
Sue! You don't have to win but it shows your grievances. That's why I prefer highly litigious society like US and not a country full of imbe.ciles bragging about their paper certificates worth only as much as the paper it is printed on.

Yes. "Dr"Lateef (isn't everyone a doctor in the shithole) this is specifically for you.

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Politics › Re: FG Appoints Obi Adigwe As DG NIPRD by InvertedHammer: 9:01am On Sep 17, 2018
kahal29:
The federal government has announced the appointment of Dr. Obi Peter Adigwe, a seasoned pharmacist, as the Director General of the National Institute for Pharmaceutical Research and Development (NIPRD).

According to inside information, the presidency’s approval for Adigwe’s appointment followed his emergence as the top scorer in a merit driven rigorous and comprehensive interview process , which had in attendance, some of the best candidates in Nigerian Pharmaceutical Research and Development.



https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2018/09/13/fg-appoints-seasoned-pharmacist-as-dg-niprd/amp/
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It had to be rigorous unlike the Northern appointments that are handed out as retirement or post-retirement benefits without any interview.


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Romance › Re: Why Dating Younger Girls Is Purely Waste Of Time by InvertedHammer: 11:02pm On Sep 16, 2018
EggSauce:
Dating a girl 18 to 24 is purely wasting of time and emotions... because girls at that age bracket thinks everything revolves around their waist and beauty... they're in what I termed "Hoe Phase" at that point in their lives.. all they want and think off at that moment is having numerous boyfriends... kings save yourself the stress u can't change them at that phase ... they must pass through that phase.
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That's why it is called dating not marriage.


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Politics › Re: Premium Times Admits Misrepresenting HSBC On Buhari Reelection Bid by InvertedHammer: 10:04pm On Sep 16, 2018
tribalistseun:
add this too
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They are waiting for a bank in London to tell them if their lives are better or not even though they have all the evidence they need in their face. I can't wait for one establishment in the West to tell them that Buhari is the best President in the world and have them take their dancing drums to the streets on empty stomachs.

LOL.
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Politics › Re: Premium Times Admits Misrepresenting HSBC On Buhari Reelection Bid by InvertedHammer: 9:58pm On Sep 16, 2018
hardywaltz:
Premium times again
Meanwhile I think HSBC should mind its business and focus on ridding itself of corruption first before pokenosing in other people's affair
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In other words, countries with functional and competent leadership fined or took HSBC to court and extracted their pounds of flesh while a clueless, incompetent and lifeless leader resorts to begging for repatriation of fund.

Who is delusional?
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Car Talk › Re: Race: Porche Panamera Vs Benz C63s AMG In Abuja, Benz Will Shock You(Pics/Vids) by InvertedHammer: 9:51pm On Sep 16, 2018
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It depends on the drivers too.. just saying.

These are not professional drivers.

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Events › Re: Demoralized: I Went To A Wire Wire Wedding by InvertedHammer: 7:53pm On Sep 16, 2018
maxxy:
@OP,

Legitimately earned money is usually not "sprayed" like that. There is a way that seems right to a man, but the end of it is destruction.

Stay true to your legitimate hustles.
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Legitimate or illegitimate?

Someone who seeks attention will always spray money to feed his/her ego. Money can only magnify who you are. There are people who give N1m quietly and some who give N200k with a lot of fanfare. I believe the latter group are filling a void irrespective of whether their money is legit or not.

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Politics › Re: Presidency Wants HSBC To Return Nigerian Stolen Assets by InvertedHammer: 7:22pm On Sep 16, 2018
vedaxcool:
[s][/s]

Like you people who support crooks and criminals even know what the word responsibility means.
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You don't have the answers or you are afraid to face the reality.

Crying when the sheep had left the barn. Keep the damned barn locked. If I were HSBC or other banks, I ain't returning a dime.
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Politics › Re: Only Death Can Stop Buhari In 2019 – Ibrahim Kasai by InvertedHammer: 7:17pm On Sep 16, 2018
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Can someone lifeless be alive?

Death doesn't have to be physical.

Ever heard the phrase "dead man walking"?

Is Buhari a dead man walking?

Most Nigerians will beg to agree.
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Politics › Re: Presidency Wants HSBC To Return Nigerian Stolen Assets by InvertedHammer: 7:13pm On Sep 16, 2018
vedaxcool:
grin grin grin some people don't know the level to which people with go to secure their chop money. HSBC has been a beneficiary of looting in Nigeria mesujamba was one of its clients. Government must begin to sanction foreign banks that Lauder money for Corrupt government officials. We should not use our money to play with any criminal cartel.
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Can you people take any responsibility for once?

How did the money leave Nigeria in the first place?

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Celebrities › Re: Kenny Brandmuse: I Had Gay Sex With Senators & Church Pastors In Nigeria by InvertedHammer: 6:56pm On Sep 16, 2018
czarina:
Nawa ooo

all of that manliness being wasted on another man cry cry cry cry



It is well with your soul
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Haven't you heard the saying that the gym is gays' church?

Just as ladies love make ups, gays are into fashion and fitness. Why do you think top designer companies are owned by gays? Christian Diors, Michael Kors, Calvin Klein, Gianni Versace, Tom Ford, Marc Jacobs, Yves St. Laurent, etc. are all gays.

Who would have thought?
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Romance › Re: Oyinbo Man Marries Nigerian Single Mother Of 4 Beautiful Children (photos) by InvertedHammer: 6:44pm On Sep 16, 2018
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See as she dey jubilate like she won a lottery just because of marriage.

The dejected and lonely feminists won't like this.

Where are the "who marriage help" and "marriage is not for everyone" crews?

Wow! I love her story. But it will be nice to hear the man's history too.

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Crime › Re: ‘I Called Them Before I Have Sex With My Wife’; Man Hypnotised By Scammers. PIC by InvertedHammer: 12:36am On Sep 16, 2018
chukzyfcbb:
Hypnotised? Hell No

Dude you stupid, like Really stupid

some stranger told you to come down to another state all because he saw some evil prophecy and you ran like a scared chicken, even parted with funds over some claims about your future.

Dude Please take your L and go home

Hypnotised my foot!
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Are you indirectly acknowledging that those running with money to Adeboye, Oyakhilome, etc in response to prophetic breakthrough are stvpid?

The main thing the scammers did wrong was that they didn't use the Bible.The law is very clear: It is illegal to scam people unless you are a daddy/mummy G.O.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido, Adeleke’s Accounts Were Frozen - Dele Momodu Confirms EFCC Froze Account by InvertedHammer: 12:25am On Sep 16, 2018
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Why all the lamentations?

I thought the FG and EFCC are always right. The EFCC is an unbiased crime fighting agency. Right?

When they framed Innoson, some people jubilated. Now they have framed the Adelekes and the hypocrites are crawling out of their holes to wail.

Buhari till 2023. Everyone must enjoy this change!

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Politics › Re: PDP Wants EFCC To Unfreeze Adeleke's Account by InvertedHammer: 6:52pm On Sep 15, 2018
ericsmith:
even your moniker no make sense ..... #shuuuuu !
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The enlightened ones know. Data does not discriminate--even mor.ons can buy it.

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Politics › Re: PDP Wants EFCC To Unfreeze Adeleke's Account by InvertedHammer: 6:22pm On Sep 15, 2018
ericsmith:
As it not alway been our turn , was there anything time nigerians were been left out of pain ,torture ,injustice ,starvation ,hopelessness.... nigeria as been on worst mode since most of us where born , same way demented FFk told us buhari will jail us & silence the voice of nigerian .... 3yrs don waka ,,even FFk with all his corruption charge never enter jail.
i still find it hard to believe efcc freezed the adelekes account, most especially davido ... if efcc did ,, why are the adeleke's silence , the davido i know would av made some outburst ....maybe there social media account were freezed as well. grin grin with time what is not clear will be clear.
#after worst naa worst
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In a situation like this,

you don't make noise, you make calls.

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Politics › Re: PDP Wants EFCC To Unfreeze Adeleke's Account by InvertedHammer: 5:51pm On Sep 15, 2018
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On the contrary, I don't think EFCC should unfreeze the account. Nigerians are nonchalant when others are adversely affected until it gets to their turn. The Adeleke? Who would have thought? Let Buhari consume all. Silence in the midst of oppression is not a guarantee that the dictator will not target everyone. Those laughing at Adelekes today are even thinking that themselves are safe. It is always a matter of time.

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Romance › Re: What Do I Do To This Guy That Flirts With My Girlfriend? by InvertedHammer: 10:08am On Sep 15, 2018
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She might as well join these hood rats:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYZQBDXTe1I
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji's Baby Daddy - Husband-To-Be Is Itsekiri From Delta State by InvertedHammer: 7:55am On Sep 15, 2018
dingbang:
whats all this nonsense, does linda ikeji think nigerians are stupid people? there is one fact about her that remains, she got pregnant out of wedlock and thats final. No need using celebrity to hide her shame
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Nigerians can give sainthood to Satan as long as Satan has money and is willing to give away freebies no matter how little. The only yardstick used in measuring anything in Nigeria is money. Successful armed robbers, kidnappers, prostitutes, drug barons are seen as manifestations of God's providence. Hypocrisy reigns supreme in that country. I have always advocated that Nigerians be left in their dirt. Why bother?

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Politics › Re: 'EFCC Freezes Bank Accounts Of Adeleke Family, Davido, Father'- ChangeTheChange by InvertedHammer: 2:59pm On Sep 14, 2018
junkiesneverdie:
What is this Country turning into? Yet this Government is asking Nigerians in Diaspora to come back home... with all this impunity going on everywhere
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Every Nigerian government of different dispensations had always beckoned on Nigerians in diaspora to come back home. Only mor.ons heed this call. People who do go do so on individual capacities. Why escape from darkness, see the light and return to darkness? Isn't that madness?

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Christianity Etc › Re: MFM: Daniel Olukoya Sues Thisday Newspaper For N500 Billion For Libel by InvertedHammer: 2:52pm On Sep 14, 2018
CSTR1005:
I think the more important issue here is that finally the press have a chance to provide proof and win the case if they are truly genuine.

What I won't support is muzzling the press through the use of force.
The courts is the civilised way.
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Can we at least agree that God doesn't talk to Olukoya?

If Ambode misbehaves, we talk to Tinubu (his godfather) who straightens him up.
If a mere mortal misbehaves, why can't Olukoya take his case to God (whom he claims that he has direct communication with)? It takes a case like this to expose them. If he has a higher power at his disposal, why go to a lesser power?

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Christianity Etc › Re: MFM: Daniel Olukoya Sues Thisday Newspaper For N500 Billion For Libel by InvertedHammer: 2:29pm On Sep 14, 2018
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So someone who claims that the Almighty God talks to him is taking his case to a court lead/managed by mortals. Who is deceiving who?

These religious charlatans never cease to amaze me.
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Crime › Re: Pregnant Nigerian Immigrant Collapses In Italy While Being Beaten By Policeman by InvertedHammer: 2:10pm On Sep 14, 2018
delishpot:
Logically its like someone enters your house claiming there is fire in his own house. You now say ok. Stay in this room, dont leave, dont work and dont do anything that a full member of this household can freely do. I will be bringing food and water and I give you small pocket money to buy things if you need. Then you dont do as promised. Why not then send the person away to go look elsewhere for refuge?
What Italian govt should have done is to send them back home. Kick them out of italy and dust their hands. Let them come and fight Bubu for the monthly stipends he promised unemployed Nigerians.
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Ever heard " a beggar has no choice"? A promise is not an obligation. Nobody is entitled to freebies.

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Politics › Re: Donald Duke Blasts Buhari For Appointing Yusuf Magaji Bichi As New DG SSS by InvertedHammer: 5:59am On Sep 14, 2018
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Like I am supposed to give a rat's a$s.

Enjoy your Buhari.

He who wears the shoe knows where it pinches.

Watching the horror movie from a distance. The sucker can go up in flames for all I care.

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Career › Re: Photo Of A Disable Man Plastering A House by InvertedHammer: 7:30pm On Sep 13, 2018
Royalfurnitures:
His mates in Some other places Will prefer to live in self pity, begging for alms on the streets.


Check out my signature for classy and exotic furniture collections today
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Mates?

We are talking about able-bodied men and women soliciting for alms.

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Properties › Re: Flood Level Rises In Lokoja, As Residents Flee Homes (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 7:19pm On Sep 13, 2018
EgunMogaji:
People need to pay attention to flood zones before they buy land and build.
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Not when a plot is offered at N50k.

They think "awufu dey purge Belle" na joke.

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