₦airaland Forum

It is not right, the other day a guy was telling friends that he undresses in front of his sister. Madness.

Catholics sef, always doing anything to draw attention to themselves.

^^^^ so, if the man refuses to fund your shopping spree you will say you are right to refuse him?

^^^^ No be small thing o!

What is the % of time we have light - like 20%

^^^yes, and beating others.

Bum bum boy.

Haulage is a high capital, high return type of business with serious risks. You need more than one truck as earlier mentioned. But you can start something small and grow from there.

Don't be harsh on the poster, the little girl may even be the one to teach him the newest tricks in bedmatics.some of these girls start very early to chop koboko.

Some women sef! I guess they are the ones screwing their husbands at night, riding him till they 'come'. Okay o, but the moment a woman shows she doesn't understand what submission is all about, I build another house for her and allow her to rule from there. We only meet to say 'hi'at our kids birthdays and other social functions.

More patentees should register, and please the old ones should fill another form and submit with N5000 as soon as possible.

This is the only place we are equals in Nigeria, so let's express ourselves as we like. Freestyle please, the govt can go to blazes!

After you make this type of money, how can you eat it knowing that somebody is crying somewhere?

Too much TV, very busy parents like mums who work in banks.

Teddy Obinna - Uwa wu pawpaw
Osadebe - Peoples club

^^^^because Ojukwu may be greedy and wants some bread, or that Ojukwu wants to bring this may out, give him false hope and then betray him.

Every politician in Nigeria is a thief, but is that why we should allow a known villian to ride our collective buttocks again? Let's continue to try new hands till we get a messiah.

The wife should not have got annoyed, if she were to be as 'important' in the mans life then the man will not be making such comments in front of her. She should now work hard become the most important else the mistress should overtake her again, that one na double palaver!

Perfect marriage, yeah, a situation where the wifey kneels to serve me food and doesn't ask to shop everytime!

And your sisters roommate is not 120 years old?

^^^^seems this one is one of them. Sorry.

All the people requesting now may not see September, remember to keep money around for your coffin. Its your wish na!

There is no easy money. Despice the free lunch, or you could be on the menu!
There is still no subtitute for hard work.

If we have become so hopelesly lost that only a criminal can save us, then all hope is lost. I ibb rules Nigeria, I will change nationality to Guinea Bissau.

There we go again, metalgong?

A 14 year old girl was watching her mum UnCloth, she suddenly asked, "mummy, why is your boobies fallen and shrunk while mine is straight and pointed?"

The mum just looked at her and smiled, her answer, "My daughter, you will see what I saw when its time"

^^^ because your cupboard is filled with skeletons?

Boris Gardener- Oh my commanding wife.