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I ve got gay flushing medicine imported from India, two container load.

Somehow, I feel the kitchen is the woman's headqtrs. If she needs yams pounded, she should make decisions that must not include me. She may hire help, tell her kids to do it, or buy pounded yam. The kitchen should be off limits to the man.

Maybe its the new hairdo, but I think even as Malouda is becoming better at the blues, he looks heavier these days. He reminds me of bouncers.

My dad will not wake me up, he will lift me forcefully and stand me on the hard floor, if I fell he will not pick me up. It helped me to build balance from age four and I get fully sober seconds after waking, even now.

Had less than 50 persons in ma marriage in Naija, the marriage is for both of us and not for the crowd.

Poster probably jilted by Nigerian babe, having his pound of flesh one way or another.

Marriage na necessary evil.

Hahahahahhehehehe! Chei, Igwe go kill person with lafta here. Army man?

Pound the wifey? Lolz!

@billyfrank, jack tweed was unfortunate enough not to have sisters, she will not have wives and sister inlaws, not even female nephews, mother inlaws. He may end up having seven daughters for all his luck!

Igwe you dey make me laugh, truth is they all hide something and they must irritate us, but I wont beat them, I will do other things like staying away, silent treatments, refusing food and even refusing to give her money. To beat her is risky, what if I kill or maim her?

Except when the man wan excercize and cant buy gym equipments.

Hey nateevs, sorry for your loss. I observed my own minute of silence today, life's like that. Just carry on being the true blue you are. Nothing do you!

Thats right Righocream, the 'real' job of the woman in the house is to take care of the family by cleaning, washing, cooking and making sure there is peace in the house. Thats how it has always been till some 'I too sabi' women entered the sacred institution of marriage.

These breed of women just thought its hard work to sit at home doing all the chores, so the started screaming equality to all, the men must cook! And this is after the man has seen all kinds of wahala outside fighting to provide everything for the family. Lazy women wont cook, they just sit around the house watching movies while the man endures the hot sun. At the end of the day the man comes in to see everywhere dirty and smelly.

Men should provide for the family in full, while the woman should take the provision and make good use of it to enable the man rest well in the house to recharge for tomorrow's challenges. Its only when the man cannot do his own part that the woman complains. Damn! How can I allow my pretty wife to go out and work for money? Or how can I start washing clothes in the house daily (except to teach my children how to wash) some jobs are not meant for the man.

Yes, who says life is not very sweet.

I think the report is rubbish, dont blame the kids for marital staleness or pressure. Kids add another level of fun to marriage. You need to see them all bathed up and smelling nice running round the house and saying funny things to parents. That air of unpredictability for their next mayhem adds some fun to marriages and fills in some idle times for the couple.

@ Igwe, you have some good points. The man may repent and never beat her again but this one na bad sign. If she said he only slapped her, I will say forgive him. But to beat your future wife black and blue?

People get happy marriages when they learn to limit their expectations to reasonable heights.

Abi she wan answer yankee missus! Hehehehehe.

The day she insists on watching anything else when Chelsea is playing footie.

Igwe, so your advice is that she finds out the problem that made the man beat her so seriously? Suspicion of course!

Someone that will beat you black and blue on mere suspicion will lynch you for confirmed mistakes- and they happen aplenty in marriages.

Stats shows that one out of three babes have been forcefully laid, either privately or in front of others.

How do you disciminate for the one you know is raped? Some carry the scar and walk around quietly.

@ jack tweed, you will disown ya daughter if she is raped?

Or you can learn Tae kwon do, karate, boxing, and weightlifting before the wedding.

The alert is for thieves, they are to be arrested pronto and we dont care what they steal.

Crazy but alive!

Now leave the man that will beat you even now he is supposed to pamper you. When you get inside, na prison with torture.

Why should your husband do tea for you or even cook for you? So that you can preserve that artificial nails that look like talons?

Men should cook only once in six months!

Switch at his stupid best! Carry on with your incurable myopia, lol.

FBS:
That match will forever be remembered for the next 200 years or more. It was an ALL attacking match. Most importantly, it was high intensity and at the speed of 340kph. You dont see such in every 10 years.

What is all these noise about Barca? Right before the tie with L'pool everyone said the same thing that Chelsea will be thrashed? oops, can someone remind me what actually happened? Chelsea prevailed.

Now its Barca, shait, who gives a hoot? not me. Y'all will eat your words again. This is football, where anything can happen. Tactics can be blown apart in a twinkle of an eye.

PS: I remember the blitz performance from JM and his Men against Barca in 2005. Goodness me, what a performace that was. An unforgetable night.

Barca won the first leg by 2-1, but Chelsea scored 3 goals in 19 mins (courtesy EG,FL & Old man Duff). R'dinho got 2 back but Mr England a.k.a JT got the final header and the winning goal sending the multitude of Chelsea fans into an orgasmic felifeli. (dont bother to check for the meaning).

That is exactly what will happen. Watch out.

orgasmic felifeli indeed
I was there live! and it felt like heaven.

Switch is still spewing rubbish after Chelsea have beaten him to his words like 100 times?

He called the first tie with Juventus the Last burial for Chelsea, what happened?

He called the second leg last burial part two, he goofed!

He said we will be wiped off by Liverpool but we triumphed.

Switch, do the right thing, confess and apologize to chelsea fans and be purged of your sins

Chelsea rules, you can die of heart attack if you keep betting against us.

Sorry for your disappointment of yesterday bruvs, my table is overflowing with hennessssssssssssss,

hotstuff06:
Wow, I don't know what to say but maybe someone else will have an advice for you.
What baffles me is how a man or woman can contemplate marriage in this day and age without dating or even having a friendship with one another. Marriage should not be taken lightly, don't settle if in your heart of heart you don't like this guy. Marriage is forever a convenant between you two (at least that is the way I see it).
Put this in prayer, u know what? I don't even know what to say. Sorry you are in this situation.

I dont see anything wrong with this, except you are afraid of yourself. Some will never give their true colour in the friendship stage, so what is the need to spend years learning someone who will pretend you are the best only to turn to tiger when you get into the house.

Friendship is not a guaranty that you have known anything about your man/woman.

My own best Michael is Essien. Fullstop

I beg for three kids and dont really mind the sex much.

Only reason some insist on at least one male is that feeling of incompleteness, or that feeling that you have underachieved.