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A stupid government run by a brain dead Almajiri..

So disconnected from its people - and with zero initiative on how to move a country forward - other than to continue to lock it down..

naptu2:
He wasn't just a Nollywood actor. He was the voice of state events on the NTA for decades. He and his younger brother Taiwo. He was the regular commentator at events like the Independence Day parade, the Command Performance, etc. He and Julie Coker were a perfect pair.


He always did his home work well before any event. He would know the name of the commander, know what was meant to happen next and even know the name of the parade commander's horse and how many times it had participated in similar events.

May his soul rest in peace.

It must be hard to remember so much..

sapientia:
So soludo said we shouldn't have locked down.

We should have allowed people to be spreading it abi.

Imagine no lockdown and no testing.

He should get realistic abeg.



You are one of the few who read and understand.

It was the only and best they could do then.

Charles should stop ranting, he has been part of and is still part of government.

He is one of the people be should be talking to.

You and the guy you mentioned should demand a refund of school fees paid right from primary school level...

Iyiataata92:
I can't offer much. I only pray for them. They are the real heroes of this war. Even for a million naira, I won't get much joy being a health worker at this period. Even military looks a more enviable profession now

May God reward them for the priceless service and heal our land of this monster

No heroes here..

Not a few of them got infected by disregarding NCDC guidelines.

Every patient at this time is a potential covid 19 carrier - dont engage them without PPE - it's that simple..

But greed won't allow them to think...

Ningen:
Gather here if you just checked your toes.

Are you Caucasian...

How can you beat up a suspect on camera and upload it..

You are guilty of about the same crime the suspect is accused of..

Powerintoxicate:
are you aware that in the UK and italy non citizens also got cheques?

Not citizens but they have their records as either tax paying resedents or unemployed..

Powerintoxicate:
the VAT is an indirect form of tax. Infact on every bottle of coke or beer you buy you pay VAT. You don't have to see it on your receipt. The company collects the VAR which is included in the price or payment and then remits to the FG

Well said - but this indirect tax qualifies you for nothing.. You may never pay VAT for a lifetime..

Tax that shoukd qualify you for palliative is the one on income you earn as a Nigerian..

Therefore stop saying we all pay tax because as Nigerians we don't.

Powerintoxicate:
do you pay your NEPA bills? I'm sure you do. Do you shop around supermarkets, or buy petrol at the filling station? Almost everyone does these stuff so what you talking about?

So how much was the VAT on your last disco payment..

And I never see VAT figures on shopping mall payments - I am thinking you may help out to throw more light..

Powerintoxicate:
don't mind the guy. Almost everyone in Nigeria pays tax with the Value added Tax. What has the govt done for you with the VAT it collects almost daily?

So VAT is your personal income tax.

Even VAT can you show us evidence that you ever paid it.

eleazon:
Some of us in the academia have not even been paid by Federal Government for three months running

Thought you want to use your own payment platform - as against the one prescribed by your employer..

This will be a good time for ASUU to test run UTAS... and credit your accounts..

Thelucifer666:
Americans are only smart in their movies.
A first world country with third world citizens.

Where are you smart - nkt in the movies, nkt in real life..

majamajic:
Sanwo olu , took questions from journalists after his address

That's how it's done

Unlike what is televised every 2 weeks Monday evening by 7pm on NTA

Took questions he was nkt prepared for.

5000 is fake news but there are plans to increase it.

Kwanza:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-president-of-uch-resident-doctors-tests-positive-for-covid-19/

You do not isolate until you re positive fkr corona virus 2019..

What to do is quarantine..
What type of health workers are these.

Simplicity of the religion of piss.. Momoh is being economicalnwirb the truth. He is looking after his pocket.

post=88638568:
So happy for Chef Chi.

Corona will never be our portion in life.

May the Almighty God continue to protect everyone of us and our family members from this deadly virus.

We shall not be a victim of Coronavirus.

So shall it be if you believe m

Stay safe, wash your hands.
Make sure you hygiene game is on point.

This too shall pass.

Chef is not a nickname bro..

Simplyleo:
Children of hate, anger and perdition are coming for Gov Obiano for asslicking a fulani jihadist.

Surrogacy is not allowed... Let buhari take charge of his presidency or quit.. We can't afford a lifeless president In a country of 200m...

Yenefer:
Masha Allah. They need to caution there youths. healthy criticism and misunderstanding is normal in politics but insulting the Dead is no brainier

You sound like a man..

Why not remove the f in your moniker.

chronique:
Damn! When people were asked to stay at home and they refused, see where they are landing us. The consequences of this is not going to be funny. Firstly, this lock down is going to continue indefinitely cos no responsible government would allow people to continue going out with the infection rate steadily going up. If the lock down is canceled, expect to witness a geometric increase in the number of infections and deaths and this will not be funny. The situation would be worse than that of Italy and America. Secondly, it's pretty obvious that there are several thousands infected out there that we don't know about since they have not been tested and these people are spreading this thing so fast. People should pls fucking stay at home. Those still going out are not helping others.

Stay home and have their children die of hunger..

grossintel:
Let's not pretend the lockdown is ending next week, we only just begun. This thing could extend to next year self, we'll just adapt to living with it.

Living with the lockdown or the virus.

AntiChristian:
Yes, what plain truth did he say?
May i ask you what has Abba Kyari done to you guys since his appointment in 2015?

Alhamdulillah once again! A job opportunity for another person!

Abba kyari talk am say make former health Minister no procure medical equipment - say make he go meet minister of agric if he Wan buy ventilator. But as God nor sleep he come need ventilator make he put an fkr nose make coro 19 no kill am

But them say he no dey make dem bring am come hospital for Lagos - na so the kyari peme yetersay Sha... So sad right now..

I won't pretent. - he speaks just like my hausa speaking babe from Taraba state those days.. That babe almost killed me with her pu**y..

His first degree was at 42..

And some people think their lives are over because they are still poor.


Abba kyari started ihis life at 42 yrs of age and walked in the corridors of power till he died at 81...

Simplyleo:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/16/covid-19-patient-exchanges-blows-civil-defence-personnel-kaduna-during-escape-attempt

He will go into quarantine for two weeks - isolation is for confirmed cases of the virus..

Adufeamos:
True or Scam pls. My pple @NL

The url and last statement shows its a scam from a 100 miles..

autofreak2020:
Kwara Discharged 2 COVID 19 Patients Today

Statement from the governor


I’m glad to announce to you that we have discharged two of our four confirmed covid -19 cases in Kwara. This was done after they both twice tested negative. We also discharged five other people who have tested negative twice. These five people are family members of the confirmed cases; they were taken to a different part of the isolation centre out of abundance of caution.

With the exit of the seven persons, we have 11 persons left in the facility. Two of these 11 are COVID-19 patients while the remaining nine are people who haven’t tested positive but have had varying contacts with the confirmed cases.

They are all doing pretty good, and we wish the remaining two patients quick recovery.

I will like to state clearly that COVID-19 is not a death sentence. We will punish anyone who stigmatises any of our patients or members of their families.

I am proud of all the people of Kwara State for their support and understanding at this time of lockdown, which is to flatten the curve of transmission and save all of us from this pandemic.

I commend our health workers for their professionalism and commitment. We assure them of our support now and always.

May God protect us all.


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He's keeping people who have nkt tested positive in an isolation center..

You can only be isolated if you are positive - he shoukd Fund a different location to quarantine suspected cards not a different part of the isolation center..

Greizman:
Don't say what you don't know. This is a lie!
You have to earn a certain amount of annual income before you can qualify for the stimulus in America.
Not everybody gets it.
If your annual income is higher than a certain amount you are not qualified for the stimulus package.

So how so we determine annual income In a country without data.

Adaogwashi1:
You see how foolish Nigerians are, so people like your family still need relief items from government Relief items are for poor not for middle class people.I'm disappointed from you and your family,if you insult me I don't care but looking at your compound your family are not poor Nigerians that needed it most




I still remain Ada ogwashi

In Europe Ireland I think folks are taking 350 euro per week to stay at home - they are regular working people - not poor..

In Nigeria you have to be poorest of the poor before you get relief.

TGM2015:
The Conditional Cash Transfer (CCT) is real and was part of the Buhari/Osibanjo led administration initiatives. It started with other programmes such as NPower, Market Moni, TraderMoni, etc, in late 2016. Thanks to Saraki led NASS that delayed the budget passage till the end of 2nd quarter.

Below is an independent verification of the claims. Personally, I think there another scheme that is meant for individuals, that is, N5,000. This N20,000 is meant for household and people were selected based on international guidelines and monitored by them also.

If you need it, the criteria is poorest of the poor, just pray to God to make you and your entire household one of such people.

NB: The screenshots were selected on purpose because there are so question that needs clarification and evidence that the programme is not audio.

The poorest of the poor who pick water bottles and pieces of wood to make fire for food in my area did not get anything.

Who are these poorest of the poor..

Audio Lagos iperu governor..

ayobamiJR:
This ENGLISH can fry a LIZARD.

His English is OK, save fkr his lack of punctuation.

chuksbaby:
best decision for now but

More Hunger, More Crime.

Its a good measure but lockdown not meant for Nigerians

Reasons

Nigerian System is Crap..

A woman and her 3children was direct to my Compound today, said somebody told her to come beg for relief material.

I was shocked, i had to give her some 4,000 to manage and about 1basket of rice and garri from my Wife.

Hunger virus is killing Nigerians....

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Scsmmer show picture of the basket of rice and gaari..