₦airaland Forum

Southeast will always fight one another when given a slot.
I remember the days of Senate president slot

So na person wey the trek, jump bike upandawn go gather money build classroom blocks, come go pay registration fees, then gather people dey pay salary, na dat one go come become proprietor?

To get bad mind for another person sweat na form of witchcraft

Why you not power down the mast and hand over to AMCOM to manage or sell to another company

So because of woman, I cancel my business appointments?
Not me

helinues:


How I handled my first official break up was so funny

So I called the lady at night trying to check up on her, then she started acting up, whats the problem, she said she was with her boyfriend that she couldn't talk to me, Oh boy Lava no hot cos the temperature wey dey boil for my body heh.

At night, I couldn't sleep cos I didn't see the breaking up coming up, though na me get larger share of the blame.

The next morning, I decided to step outside the house just not to think about it , the friend I was supposed to meet wasn't available so I took a bike to my sisters shop and explain my predicament, she asked what next now, I just told her to give me some money that I need to quickly change my location cos I might do silly things.

Immediately she handled me the money, went straight to house, poured the rice and stew I cooked night before the drama cos I knew i would be out of state for weeks if not months.

I called my friends in other state that I would be coming, they didn't have an idea how urgent my coming was. On getting to my destination, the first thing my friends asked was how is my GF, people know us together back then, I was like I just talked to her before alighting from the bus.

That night, I faked calling my girlfriend so that my friends wont know that it was break up that brought me around. The 4th day, my friends became suspicious and asked if everything is alright between me and my girl cos we always talk on phone.

The first thing i asked them was, why did you think I made this urgent trip? Na to relief myself, we broke up. They couldn't believe it cos I did not think about it, emotionally disturbed or frown about it . I only took it as reality . And that was it

In life, as you are counting your blessings, don't also forget to count your losses. Life is so beautiful than to get stuck cos of heart break

The way government is pushing this vaccine thing, I believe there's a reward for meeting target, maybe debt relief or more loans

Control your phallus mr. Man, for abroad, women dey wear rope for breast and yansh and still dey develop pass us

Person wey no fit deliver his ward in last two elections

So this is Nairaland at 12 midnight

OfoIgbo:
Also from the video, it is clear the Fulani-led Nigerian military are not even targeting members of Kanu-led IPOB.
The video clearly shows they are targeting Igbos, old, young, women everybody. It is clear this is ethnic cleansing, psychologically supported by people like Garba Shehu and lately, Reno Omokri, with their subliminal anti-Igbo writeups to justify these genocidal acts.

This is an evidence that must not be allowed to die a natural death.

Only in the South will the killing of a soldier mean decimation of a community.
In the North, the life of an average soldier is of no value and nothing happens if bandits from any community kill any of them
Savage Army

JOACHINpedro:
Female Newton is born!

Most Newtons never did well at early school though they later employ those who did well at school

I thought it was Arya Stark

SeunTheOwner:
What matters is the number of people on voters register. And the north has it than any other region.

And what happens when there is electronic voting and only 20% of the number ON THE VOTERS REGISTER turn up

Remember the North do boast of 80% turn out which is very dubious while highest in the South is 40% turn out

In the first place, population figures from the north are wrong, so it is wrong to believe that because of crisis, the voting figures will change, NO

Electronic voting or even electronic transmission of results will expose the North very soon

Hooooly Holy Holy
TheGidRedpiller
Is Another Savior

This one Sapphire no take this one personal, that means I'm safe

No mention of the man's child and his welfare , all you are after is the kpekus

For some strange "unverified" reason, Hyundai body part (and even paintwork) are more durable than Kia.
Internally they are the same

Hyundai dashboard and seat are more comforting

Lol
So our newly married wife of the AGF is not going to use the iPhone we bought for her?

Anyways, that doesn't stop parent from buying and registering for their wards

Give us clean pics, just like you did when it fell

I stopped reading when I saw that family meeting was called to discuss your issues
Inlaw, well done o

Emmanuel909090:
Telegram is the best, its better than whatsapp, but whatsapp gained more popularity

WhatsApp came bundled with Android then and people became lazy to try any other way

ouvredeparis:
Use signal.... Telegram is nice but overhyped... Very boring interface....

Does it not deliver messages?

NgoziLovelyn:
Please naa..

And I click

President of Ikeja computer Village

atheistandproud:
PES/Konami are one of the biggest names in gaming. They don't need any publicity stunts. This is just shambolic.

Nokia was once the biggest name

If Google still dey do advert, understand that to remain relevant, create something that people talk about (of course that y some celebrities self sponsor some of their scandal)

Primusik:
Konami properly called as eating into the fabrics of Moses most of them could not save because of such betting platform what are the cause of this
1. Greed
2. Quick money. Stop losing your money on sport betting save no matter how little it is.

Welcome back bro but you can head over to Bundesliga and put 100k on Bayern Munich to recover all your losses

Franking:
Other African countries? How old are u? U are naive and heavily ignorant.

Travel and see.

Of course, like Kigali, Rwanda
Central African Republic
Sierra Leone
Equatorial Guinea

I know say your petty mind is going SA, Ghana, Egypt etc
Get some wisdom, don't be an educated idıot

As a Nigerian, I don't need to go to the Capital city before I can be a millionaire
Other African countries exist as a one city country, outside the capital, nothing tangible happen

Xender clone

It is well

As long as the head of a baby can pass through there albeit with pain, it's don't believe anyone is too big

Lubricate, take it from slow to deep, sometimes you don't need to thrust deep, just take slow at a time, let her cure her fear and anxiety before you begin thrusting.

Fear and anxiety causes delay self lubrication brings pain