₦airaland Forum

Blakjewelry:
What of pants

Not enough to go round, we can't list that

Blakjewelry:
What of pants

Not enough to go round, we can't list that

I no dey download anything

I no wan hear after filling my account details, they send me text.
Thanks for upgrading your account, 100,000 has been deducted for eNaira activation

chigoziri2403:
I don't know what to make of this story

As in eh, APC is now its opposition since PDP no wan do their work

PDP has done another innovation
APC will never love this
This is the first step towards a truly transparent direct primaries.
APC will rather manufacture 14m votes among their members to select their anointed candidate while struggling to secure 12m in nationwide general elections.
Where on earth can votes among members be greater than general votes?

PDP is a goal
Let's rescue Nigeria

Kaduna State Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Finance, Mohammed Shuaibu, said: “Certain percentage be set aside for poverty/insecurity-ridden states, and 13 per cent derivation should remain, but extended to mineral resources.”

The mistake our fathers did with Educationally Disadvantaged States will never repeat
Because of that, someone scores 5/400, gain admission, graduate and come to be appointed Director

NetValueFX:
E-naira has failed already. Go to play store, it has 2.2 star rating. People are complaining they can't sign up, it requires email to linked to BVN to be able to sign up! What crypto currency operates that way? I pity people that will put their money in that trash.

There's is nothing e about this, they should have called it mobile naira (mNaira)
As long as it remains centralised, it can't be anything crypto

Paulpaulpaul:
Vasectomy is when you surgically tied your sperm duct and the holy water cannot carry sperm cells again. It would just be ordinary akamu without children in it. (It's a form of male family planning).

However, it can be untied when you find a worthy kpekus to pour the life carrying holy water.

Like I said, better than Google
Thanks

Let me take the burden off my shy compatriots.
Please what is vascodagama?
Can't go to Google

Newton2024:
How do I check my name out of 10k names?

It's spreadsheet, you can search

Where is the fly Emirates guy

Damage control for the $20 billion with old pictures

Just watching Police doing a remembrance parade for ENDSARS, they are everywhere with trucks

We will not forget

We remember

Buhari should disguise as policeman and come and stand at a Checkpoint in southeast, I wan check something

Southeast will always fight one another when given a slot.
I remember the days of Senate president slot

So na person wey the trek, jump bike upandawn go gather money build classroom blocks, come go pay registration fees, then gather people dey pay salary, na dat one go come become proprietor?

To get bad mind for another person sweat na form of witchcraft

Why you not power down the mast and hand over to AMCOM to manage or sell to another company

So because of woman, I cancel my business appointments?
Not me

helinues:


How I handled my first official break up was so funny

So I called the lady at night trying to check up on her, then she started acting up, whats the problem, she said she was with her boyfriend that she couldn't talk to me, Oh boy Lava no hot cos the temperature wey dey boil for my body heh.

At night, I couldn't sleep cos I didn't see the breaking up coming up, though na me get larger share of the blame.

The next morning, I decided to step outside the house just not to think about it , the friend I was supposed to meet wasn't available so I took a bike to my sisters shop and explain my predicament, she asked what next now, I just told her to give me some money that I need to quickly change my location cos I might do silly things.

Immediately she handled me the money, went straight to house, poured the rice and stew I cooked night before the drama cos I knew i would be out of state for weeks if not months.

I called my friends in other state that I would be coming, they didn't have an idea how urgent my coming was. On getting to my destination, the first thing my friends asked was how is my GF, people know us together back then, I was like I just talked to her before alighting from the bus.

That night, I faked calling my girlfriend so that my friends wont know that it was break up that brought me around. The 4th day, my friends became suspicious and asked if everything is alright between me and my girl cos we always talk on phone.

The first thing i asked them was, why did you think I made this urgent trip? Na to relief myself, we broke up. They couldn't believe it cos I did not think about it, emotionally disturbed or frown about it . I only took it as reality . And that was it

In life, as you are counting your blessings, don't also forget to count your losses. Life is so beautiful than to get stuck cos of heart break

The way government is pushing this vaccine thing, I believe there's a reward for meeting target, maybe debt relief or more loans

Control your phallus mr. Man, for abroad, women dey wear rope for breast and yansh and still dey develop pass us

Person wey no fit deliver his ward in last two elections

So this is Nairaland at 12 midnight

OfoIgbo:
Also from the video, it is clear the Fulani-led Nigerian military are not even targeting members of Kanu-led IPOB.
The video clearly shows they are targeting Igbos, old, young, women everybody. It is clear this is ethnic cleansing, psychologically supported by people like Garba Shehu and lately, Reno Omokri, with their subliminal anti-Igbo writeups to justify these genocidal acts.

This is an evidence that must not be allowed to die a natural death.

Only in the South will the killing of a soldier mean decimation of a community.
In the North, the life of an average soldier is of no value and nothing happens if bandits from any community kill any of them
Savage Army

JOACHINpedro:
Female Newton is born!

Most Newtons never did well at early school though they later employ those who did well at school

I thought it was Arya Stark

SeunTheOwner:
What matters is the number of people on voters register. And the north has it than any other region.

And what happens when there is electronic voting and only 20% of the number ON THE VOTERS REGISTER turn up

Remember the North do boast of 80% turn out which is very dubious while highest in the South is 40% turn out

In the first place, population figures from the north are wrong, so it is wrong to believe that because of crisis, the voting figures will change, NO

Electronic voting or even electronic transmission of results will expose the North very soon

Hooooly Holy Holy
TheGidRedpiller
Is Another Savior

This one Sapphire no take this one personal, that means I'm safe

No mention of the man's child and his welfare , all you are after is the kpekus

For some strange "unverified" reason, Hyundai body part (and even paintwork) are more durable than Kia.
Internally they are the same

Hyundai dashboard and seat are more comforting